two perverts two perverts

Another kid tiptoed out from the back door without saying anything, as the big brother by the back door had already buried his face under the table to eat Mala Tang.

Gao Wukong sniffed, looking forward to the end of get out of class bell more than anyone else.

"Teacher, let's dismiss get out of class. I think Class 7 is dismissed."

"The sports specialty class in class 6 is also gone, there is no food! There is no food!"

"Take it easy, quickly review the knowledge points just now, and ask me if you don't understand."

Gao Wukong took a deep breath, and retracted the leg that was moving towards the door with a sense of self-control.

Knocking on the table, he coughed, "It's fine for some people to eat Malatang, can you leave out half a bottle of vinegar, it's so sour that my mouth is watering."

The students roared with laughter, but after laughing, they became less anxious.

After finally ringing the lunch break bell, Gao Wukong quickly put away the lesson plans and was the first to rush out of the classroom.

As soon as he went out, he was stopped by the director guarding the door: "Xiao Sun, come and see where I can improve my PPT."

Gao Wukong took a deep look at the bald and white-haired old director, and complained depressedly: "Director Xie, at least pronounce my surname correctly."

Director Zhao opened his mouth, but said nothing.

2 Go away, I can't control my unicorn arm anymore!

It's almost mid-term, and the students crammed together to start previewing.Gao Wukong originally wanted to take advantage of the break time between the two classes in the afternoon to eat something casually to fill his stomach, but as a result, wave after wave of inquisitive students, Gao Wukong was so busy that he didn't even drink his saliva.

After finally seeing off the last wave of students, Gao Wukong was so moved that his eyes turned red, and he raised his head 45° not wanting to let tears fall.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the physical education teacher returning to the office after playing basketball.

The physical education teacher leaned back on the chair, breathless: "I'm so tired after class 5."

"Take a rest, I just happened to talk to them about the translation of classical Chinese." Gao Wukong jumped up from his seat, picked up the lesson plan and rushed to the classroom.

Looking at Teacher Sun's back, the physical education teacher shed admiration... sweat.

come!Hurt each other!If you abuse my stomach, I will abuse your brains!

The consequence of this kind of anger is that when Gao Wukong came home from get off work and walked on the road, he was already so hungry that his chest was stuck to his back. It is estimated that if he was given special effects makeup, he would be able to rely on his touching acting skills to perform a loss in a doomsday-themed crew. Here are two lines.

The first sentence: I'm so hungry, I want to eat you.

The second sentence: This young lady is so beautiful.

Huh?

Gao Wukong jumped up on the spot, facing the embarrassed, shy, young ladies in skirts who were queuing up to buy ice cream not far away, his eyes glowed green.

If you want to talk about perverts, his grandson...Gao and others are in the top ten and no one has any objections.

He is curvy, but he always wants to lift the young lady's skirt.Just say perverted or not perverted?

What's even more perverted is that he only dared to think, such a big addiction, for more than 20 years, he has never let it go!

Tsk, it's really perverted.

The perverted Gao Wukong despised himself while his mind couldn't control his eyes and glued his eyes to that young lady.

He thought that after a few glances, the young lady turned right at the intersection and disappeared from his sight, but it was so hard to die, Gao Wukong found that the young lady seemed to be on the same road as him.

"Hey, the girl in the front flour skirt!" Gao Wukong couldn't help shouting.

The young lady glanced back at Gao Wukong, then stopped... No wonder, the young lady glanced at Gao Wukong and ran away.

The wind under your feet is faster than Monkey King's somersaulting clouds.

"Stop!" Sun Wukong...ah no, Gao Wukong subconsciously chased after him.

Gao Wukong is tall and has long legs, and he exercises all the year round. The slender and thin young lady is no match at all.

Before running far, the young lady was captured by Gao Wukong.

"Hurry up, I can't restrain my unicorn arm anymore!" Gao Wukong said while tugging at the young lady's arm.

The little sister was speechless in her panicked expression, she stared at Gao Wukong with a strong tone, her voice was a little low, "Then you should let go!"

"Ah!!! Me!!!" Gao Wukong let go as he said, and it was too late to speak, before the young lady reprimanded her, Gao Wukong lifted the young lady's skirt with a whoosh.

The young lady's skirt was empty, she didn't even wear pants, and a bird was hanging alone between her legs.

and many more!

Gao Wukong, who was half squatting, raised his head in shock, his brain was cramped, "You you you you you, you are?"

"I, me, me, my name is Yun Xiaoyue."

Gao Wukong passed out with a bang.

3 Why can’t the surname Gao be afraid of heights?

To say that the most miserable and powerless thing in Gao Wukong's life is one of the perverted behaviors with ruthless heart and no courage, but there is another thing that is more worrying than this, and that is: he is afraid of heights.

And it's to an extremely exaggerated level.

In reality, he doesn't think much of putting him in a high place or jumping down, such as bungee jumping. He may be a little more courageous than some ordinary people. Skydiving is a sport he has always wanted to try.It's just that it's over as soon as he can imagine it. For example, when he knew his surname was Gao when he was a child, he almost peed his pants in fright.

Afterwards, he persevered, and finally he would not be too exaggeratedly afraid of his surname, but he still hoped that he could change his surname, for example, his surname was Ma, his name was Rianna, and his nickname was Haigou.When he mentioned the matter seriously to his parents, his father, who had a cold war with his mother because the neighbor Lao Ma gave his mother several pots of daffodils with "unkind intentions", snorted coldly, picked up a feather duster and smacked Gao Wukong. , He was so scared that he never dared to mention it again.

Gao Wukong couldn't understand air since he was a child, and he didn't correct his shortcomings much when he grew up.

When he woke up at Yun Xiaoyue's house, the first time he saw Yun Xiaoyue, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to faint once, preferably the kind that he couldn't wake up.Under Yun Xiaoyue's cold glance, Gao Wukong felt uncomfortable and wanted to ease the atmosphere. He laughed a few times and said: "You are small, but the bird is quite big. How can I say something?" Come on, people are small and big, hahaha."

"Ha, ha, ha, no, I mean you look good in women's clothing, you are thin and small, but your eyes are quite big, like hyperthyroidism." Gao Wukong felt that it would not be wrong if he was beaten to death.

"Sun... what's going on, Sun?" Yun Xiaoyue sneered, with the corners of her mouth twisted, her tone joking, her aura went straight up to [-] meters.

"Sun Wukong." Gao Wukong answered the words as if flattering.

"Isn't your surname Gao?" I don't know if Yun Xiaoyue lowered her voice on purpose or her own voice was low, but Gao Wukong liked it, after all, he was "afraid of heights".

"You said if I beat you, would you be wronged? Mr. Gao Dasheng." Yun Xiaoyue suppressed her temper and didn't get angry directly.

"It's a little wrong, I'm really afraid of heights, not because I was scared when I saw a dick." Gao Wukong retorted in a low voice.

"pia" Yun Xiaoyue threw Gao Wukong's arm.

It's loud, but not painful.

Gao Wukong jumped up all of a sudden, nearly 1.9 meters tall, with a well-proportioned figure who had been exercising all the year round, standing in front of the 1.6 meters [-] thin monkey Yun Xiaoyue, Yun Xiaoyue was scared on the spot.

"I can't vent my anger yet..." Yun Xiaoyue was about to cry.

"You're not using the right energy, look at me!"

After finishing speaking, Gao Wukong rummaged around Yun Xiaoyue's house, and after a while he put a large watermelon weighing more than ten catties on the table in front of Yun Xiaoyue.

"Look at it!" Gao Wukong took a stride, made two hey sounds to boost morale, and slashed down with a knife, splitting the watermelon in half.

"What! What! How!" Gao Wukong asked angrily.

"Wow, don't you look great, do you want to give you a round of applause?" Yun Xiaoyue looked at the silly look on her face, and clapped pretendingly.

"Hey, give in and give in." Gao Wukong is good-looking, and his eyes are bright and contagious when he smiles, like a little sun.

Yun Xiaoyue remembered that this person was "afraid of heights", if you tell him that he smiles like a little sun, maybe the sun will be so frightened that he will fall down.

"You look so pretty when you smile, your eyes are like stars." Gao Wukong bent over and leaned in front of him, and said sincerely.

"Stars grow in the sky, don't you..." Before Yun Xiaoyue finished speaking, Gao Wukong fainted again with a bang.

4 A loyal, honest and silly pervert

Gao Wukong was really dizzy this time, and when he woke up again, it was the next morning.

Gao Wukong was still worried about how to say goodbye without being awkward. After searching around, he didn't find Yun Xiaoyue's figure, only found a note on the table.

When the food is cold, reheat it by yourself, eat before leaving.

PS: When I dragged you to the bed at night, my stomach growled so badly, I thought I was pulling your internal organs.

Yunxiaoyue's handwriting is like others, delicate and lovely.

Perhaps taking care of Gao Wukong's strange problems, the signature of his message drew a fat flounder and a little red shrimp.

Gao Wukong smiled softly, very gently, until his eyes were red.

The Mariana Trench is the deepest trench known on Earth, and its depth below sea level exceeds the highest point of Mount Everest.

The deep sea is a high-pressure, dark and icy world, with a typical temperature of 2°C.

In a very small number of sea areas, due to the influence of geothermal heat, the ocean bottom water temperature can be as high as 380°C).Surprisingly, at such a deep seabed, scientists actually saw a flounder and a small red shrimp swimming.

Gao Wukong's Mo Mingqi's heart is soft and messy.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a phone number on the takeaway bag next to the dining table, and Gao Wukong called without thinking.

"Hello, who are you?"

"Gao Wukong!"

"Gao Wukong... who is it?"

Gao Wukong froze for a moment, "Monkey King! Monkey King!"

"Sun Dasheng, don't you always learn scriptures?" Yun Xiaoyue sounded in a good mood, with a smile in her voice.

"Hey... hey..." Gao Wukong heard that the other party didn't remember who he was, and wanted to say the one who lifted your skirt, but he couldn't introduce himself that way.

"Hey, I'm not kidding you, where did you find my phone number?" Yun Xiaoyue seemed to be eating, and Gao Wukong heard a crisp sound through the phone.

"The takeaway bag, you bought the breakfast, I thought you made it, and I wanted to say that your cooking skills are really good." Gao Wukong's mood also improved.

"Tsk, you only look at the phone number when you look at the takeaway bag, do you see if it is the same as what you ate?"

Gao Wukong took a look at the bag and smiled embarrassedly.

"When you leave, just lock the door for me. I'll hang up if it's okay."

"I have something to do!" As soon as Gao Wukong heard that he was about to hang up the phone, he said quickly, "I left you 2000 yuan for the sofa cushions. You can take it yourself when you come back at night."

"Huh?" Yun Xiaoyue was puzzled.

"It's just... what happened yesterday. Besides, I stayed at your house for one night and had breakfast. I want to thank you. I don't know what you like, so you can buy it yourself."

"You don't need to take it back." Yun Xiaoyue said straightforwardly, "I want to eat jackfruit, just send me a box of jackfruit if you have time."

Gao Wukong stared at the unit address left by Yun Xiaoyue in his hand, smirked for about 5 minutes, took the phone and added Yun Xiaoyue's number as a note.

Halibut and small red shrimp.

I glanced at the note on my host: Mariana Trench.

Gao Wukong let out a long breath of relief, feeling comfortable physically and mentally.

At this moment, he felt relaxed, especially relaxed, as if the stone that had weighed him down for 500 years had been removed.

When Yun Xiaoyue received a call from Gao Wukong saying that he had come to the door of the unit and asked him to pick it up, she thought it was just "taking a small box of jackfruit", so when he saw a jackfruit weighing more than ten kilograms in his arms, his face When Gao Wukong, who was neither red nor out of breath, faced him with a simple and honest smile, he froze.

It took a long time to come back to my senses, "This, such a big one."

"Ah, don't you say you like food, you eat this at work, and I bought a few for your home."

Looking at Gao Wukong's simple and honest smiling face, Yun Xiaoyue raised her hand for a long time to beat someone up, but she couldn't.

"Don't reach out for it, it's too heavy, I'll send it up for you."

Yun Xiaoyue "pia" threw Gao Wukong's arm.

It was quite painful, Gao Wukong was a little relieved, it seemed that Yun Xiaoyue had mastered one or two of the force exertion methods he taught.

5 You made a big mistake

When Gao Wukong was in junior high school, although he was a bad boy, he was the kind of honest and honest boy who only wanted to bear himself. In the eyes of the teacher, he was a cute and stupid kid.

But this is not the case for the children in the several classes that Gao Wukong is leading now. Junior high school is the stage of the bear children with wisdom and strength. Children of this age are the most troublesome when they grow up. According to the law, even if these little devils have made a serious mistake, they can still get away with it arrogantly.

Some people are kind by nature, and some are bad by nature, but sometimes they are all classified into one category because of their age: minors.

Minors are kind, we should be tolerant and tolerant, believe that he knows his mistakes and can correct them, and believe that his mistakes are just young and ignorant, he is still a child.

Some underage, he is indeed a child, a child of the devil.

The child in Gao Wukong's class who was forced to drop out of school because he abused his classmates and was forced to transfer to their school, on the second day of the transfer, because the front desk did not block the teacher's gaze when he was in class, he was in class. He took out a dagger and stabbed at the neck of the front desk.

When Gao Wukong rushed over, he had no time to grab the knife. He held the student tightly in his arms, and his arm was cut by the knife. He seized the gap where the little devil retracted the knife and swung it again, and grabbed the knife with one hand, mercilessly He took off the little devil's arm and kicked it up.

Goku was suspended from school for being violent towards minors.

Regarding the parents' joint letter requesting the dismissal of Gao Wukong, who was a teacher for "treating minors cruelly", the school is protective and supportive. What might happen?

"Resign, don't worry, it's fine."

"Then I won't go." Yun Xiaoyue said lightly, and hung up the phone after speaking.

Gao Wukong regretted it very much, this matter was very heavy, after talking about it with Yun Xiaoyue, he obviously felt that Yun Xiaoyue was in a bad mood.

If Yun Xiaoyue gives him another chance, he is willing to call Yun Xiaoyue again.

"Hey, have you been busy recently?"

"Not busy, what's wrong?"

"I was hacked, can I trouble you to take care of me for a few days?"

"How did you do it? You made a big mistake this time?"

……

"Well, this time I lifted the skirt of a young lady who is not easy to mess with, and was chased and chopped down several streets."

Look, what a perfect, lively and pitiful reason, Yun Xiaoyue will definitely not reject him.

"Hello? Why don't you hire an aunt to take care of you? It's not expensive for ten days and half a month. You are quite rich." Yun Xiaoyue answered the phone again, looking a little impatient.

"My arm was chopped off by a young lady. Just a few days ago, I lifted the skirt of an unfriendly young lady. The young lady took out a machete and chased me down several streets. It scared me to death." !"

"Hey!" Yun Xiaoyue laughed out loud, "Do you think you are stupid!"

"...Really." After realizing how stupid the nonsense he made up, Gao Wukong smiled embarrassedly.

"Okay, give me your address, and I'll pretend that I'm doing good deeds like Lei Feng. Why do I feel that the red scarf on my chest is more colorful?"

"Chest..." Gao Wukong complained.

"Shouldn't the slot point be the red scarf?"

Gao Wukong could feel Yun Xiaoyue rolling her eyes through the phone.

Satisfied, he hung up the phone, and Gao Wukong was walking around his house. His house was very big. Although the decoration was in a simple style, it couldn't stop the gushing sense of luxury.

Gao Wukong suffered from being too straightforward on the first call, this time he considered a little more, for example, if Yun Xiaoyue knew that he was so rich, but insisted on letting him take care of himself, would it appear that his motives were impure? Leave him with the impression of a self-willed and contemptuous rich man.

Gao Wukong was scared even thinking about it, so he hurriedly called and bought a house for "ordinary people" in a community near his home.

6 Let's stop here, it's boring for you to come and go

Yun Xiaoyue received Gao Wukong's call three days later.

"Hey, I'm downstairs at your house, pack up your things and come down." Just as Gao Wukong hung up the phone, there was a knock on the door of Yun Xiaoyue's house.

Yun Xiaoyue stretched her waist, opened the door and leaned against the door, hugging her shoulders, squinting at Gao Wukong, with a careless smile on her lips.

"I'm here to help you move things, it's so heavy." Yun Xiaoyue blocked the door and Gao Wukong couldn't get in, so he looked into the room with his head poking around, muttering dissatisfiedly, "It's just a suitcase, so few!"

"I'm only staying for 10 days, and a few sets of clothes are enough. If you don't have anything else, just use yours." Yun Xiaoyue looked at his arm suspiciously, "Is your arm okay? Can you carry heavy things? "

"It's okay to lift you up with one hand!" Gao Wukong said proudly.

Facts have proved that Gao Wukong really didn't talk big. If Yun Xiaoyue's suitcase hadn't fallen along the way, Gao Wukong, who was in such a good mood, would have jumped into the sky.

"I seem to be a little dizzy, and I can't think of Gao. Do you think I have a new symptom?"

"You are hypoxic." Yun Xiaoyue rolled his eyes at him and said coldly.

Gao Wukong hastily moved to the new home without telling Yun Xiaoyue, although these days he added a bunch of furniture for ordinary people, pretending to be the place where he has always lived, but Yun Xiaoyue still inspected his house, Despise a few words of evil capitalism.

"You always rub dry in the shower?" Yun Xiaoyue wrapped a towel in the bathroom, opened the door and said.

Gao Wukong, who moved a small bench and sat in front of the bathroom door, was taken aback, and sat on the ground with his buttocks stretched, his teeth bared from the pain.

"You use shower gel." Gao Wukong was a little puzzled.

"Where?"

"Just now..." Gao Wukong jumped up suddenly, "I'm going to buy it, I used to dry scrub, but I want to learn from you to wash it with shower gel, it's clean!" The house here has just been renovated today. Entering here, the decoration team just left.

"There are also towels, toothbrush sets, do you have a pen and paper here, I'll make a list, don't miss out."

"Yes...well, I'll use my mobile phone to record, you can just say it." Gao Wukong took the mobile phone and slapped Yun Xiaoyue.

"The door of your bathroom is not transparent."

Gao Wukong glanced at the bathroom door, he didn't know, so "No, what's wrong?"

"I thought you could see it."

"No, I'll listen." Gao Wukong replied.

"Oh..." Yun Xiaoyue smiled meaningfully, "Hurry up and buy it, is your arm okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Gao Wukong fled under Yun Xiaoyue's smile.

Yun Xiaoyue is very good at taking care of people, and her cooking skills are also good, but Gao Wukong doesn't know if he cleans it cleanly and neatly, because he is not willing to clean this big house. Under Yun Xiaoyue's white eyes, Gao Wukong resisted The pressure hired hourly workers.Although it is not bigger than his villa, objectively speaking, the house is not small...

"Can't you also hire a bather when you take a bath?" Yun Xiaoyue tried to ignore the straight little Wukong as much as possible, but after taking a bath three times a day, every time he took a bath, he became so hard, Yun Xiaoyue was bent, he couldn't bear it.

"Those who don't know think you're gay too." Yun Xiaoyue flicked Little Wukong, and glanced at Gao Wukong, who cosplayed Dong Cunrui with one arm raised.

"Om!" Gao Wukong, who tried his best to control himself not to push his hips or push Yun Xiaoyue down, only buzzing sound remained in his head, which was still the kind of three-dimensional surround.

So much so that when Yun Xiaoyue said this, he didn't notice the temptation and all-out courage in his voice.

Just, not to mention these details that can only be understood after careful savoring, it is this sentence itself, which Gao Wukong, who is concentrating on controlling himself not to be abrupt, didn't even hear it.

The little flame of expectation that had just ignited in Yun Xiaoyue's eyes went out with a sound of "pu", and her pupils were darker than before the flame was not lit.

Gao Wukong has been struggling to finish the shower these days. Although he is particularly addicted, it also consumes energy, but it is gratifying that the level of his left hand picking mushrooms is finally catching up with his golden right hand.

Ever since Yun Xiaoyue's trial failed that day, she has also been a little absent-minded. Although taking care of the wounded is still a matter of trivial matters, she always has the intention of forcing herself.

Until the last day he agreed with Gao Wukong, he often breathed a sigh of relief and fell on the bed. The feeling of relief only appeared for a few seconds before being squeezed out by reluctance.

Reluctant to give up, he clearly felt his emotions, neither avoiding nor hiding, his heart was empty, Yun Xiaoyue smiled miserably, got up to pack her luggage.

There are many things that cannot be changed, such as Gao Wukong's inexplicable fear of heights and skirt-up quirks, such as his own transvestism and sexism.

Another example is your own sexual orientation.

He can tolerate and understand Gao Wukong's fear of heights and skirt lifting.But regarding his sexual orientation, he couldn't forgive himself for breaking up with a heterosexual, especially a heterosexual who likes to lift the skirts of young ladies.

"Those who don't know think you are also gay." Gao Wukong will never know how much courage it takes to say this sentence.

Silence and ignorance may be the best attitude compared to aversion and resistance, or understanding and support against one's will.

"The stupid one is not completely stupid." Yun Xiaoyue smiled dotingly, and quietly took Gao Wukong's lighter and put it in her luggage.

"You...stay for a few more days." Gao Wukong stared at Yun Xiaoyue helplessly and refused to let him go, he was about to grab his luggage in the next moment.

"Forget it, I've been quite tired these days, if you still can't take care of yourself, please hire an auntie." Yun Xiaoyue resolutely refused.

"Then...then I will treat you to dinner in a few days." Gao Wukong was so anxious that he almost stomped his feet.

"Ah... Sun Dasheng," Yun Xiaoyue took a breath, trying not to speak so coldly, "Let's put it this way, there is no need for too much involvement between you and me, I don't want to make any new friends, or I just don't have any I want to be a good friend and brother with you, so it’s meaningless for you to come and go with me, so let’s stop here. Our lives have no intersection, and we don’t need any intersection. I took the 2000 yuan you put under the cushion, and I took it as it The service fee for a few days, and the incident of you lifting my skirt, the jackfruit is also offset, we are even, we don't owe each other, that's it."

Just like that, after Yun Xiaoyue finished speaking, she dragged her suitcase and left without looking back.

7 How many compliments can a good person card get?

Before Gao Wukong chased Yun Xiaoyue, he was simply dumped by the other party.

It had been several days before he recovered from the shock.

It's one thing to react, it's another to face that reality.

The more Gao Wukong thinks about it, the more unpleasant it becomes. When others chase after a little sister or a little brother, if they are rejected, they can still get a little sister and little brother good person card, and get a few compliments from people they like. I didn't chase it, and I didn't catch the good man card.

Gao Wukong quit, why not let the little brother he caught up with perverted by himself.

After sending it out, Gao Wukong sighed again. First of all, he was not sure about Yun Xiaoyue's sexual orientation, he didn't want to break up with a heterosexual.Secondly, assuming Yun Xiaoyue is gay, does he mind his fear of heights and his quirk of lifting up his skirt? Of course he promises that he will not really lift his skirt.Again, does he like himself?

Like it?

Like it, he carried his fainted self home and cooked breakfast for him.Also take care of your wounded self.

Don't like it.

I have never been like myself, I am very happy when I see the other party, thinking about how to get in touch with the other party, instead of pushing the other party who is getting closer and closer with my own hands.

Gao Wukong was very depressed. In the eyes of Gao's father who only knew that his son had been dismissed from school and was recuperating at home, he felt distressed and angry.

"Son, your family never interferes in your affairs, what you want to do, what you are willing to do, whether you like a boy or a girl, me and your mother and your big brother and big sister are always up to you, right? "

"Dad, what are you going to say? Don't scare me." Gao Wukong was scared when he saw his father frowning. You must know that when he was a child, because he wanted to change his surname, his father could beat him until his ass blossomed.

"It's you, don't scare me. I made an appointment with Teacher Li. He is an authoritative psychological counselor in China. Do you have time to chat with him?"

"What are you talking about, don't go!" Gao Wukong became even more depressed when he heard this.

"Then I'll buy that crappy school and lay off all those old guys who fired you!" Father Gao hurriedly coaxed his son.

"Don't, don't, it has nothing to do with them. Besides, why do you buy public schools?" Gao Wukong was amused by his father, and he simply told his father about his troubles.

"Then...which company does Little Flounder belong to? What does it do?" His father was afraid that he would faint from his son if he said Yun Xiaoyue's name, so he quickly followed Gao Wukong's words and called Yun Xiaoyue Little Flounder, but to a The young man who had never met before was called "little flounder" in a nasty way, and Gao's father was still disgusted and had goose bumps all over his body.

"Don't keep thinking about using money to solve it, can you do it? Why are you a real estate buyer and a toy company?" Gao Wukong said weakly, "We are not rich, we have to impress girls with our hearts, for example you It seems that your little secretary is not a girl who sees money, if you want to chase someone..."

"Stop, stop! I will love your mother all my life!" Father Gao broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly interrupted his son's tirade, "You single dog, don't give us any advice, worry about yourself!"

Well, Dad Gao, who was kind enough to help his son solve his troubles, looked at his son provocatively, come on, hurt each other, anyway, I can still lie on my little secretary, ah bah, lie on Mother Gao's arms for comfort and comfort, hum!

Gao Wukong rolled his eyes, "Childish is not naive!"

"pia!", and was slapped hard by his father on the head, almost concussed, rolled his eyes and didn't look back.

"Dad, I'm a little dizzy." Gao Wukong said weakly.

"The light resounds through the sky!" Papa Gao said without hesitation.

Bang, Gao Wukong fainted.

Papa Gao breathed a sigh of relief. If Mama Gao knew this, she would knock her beloved little son unconscious with a slap, so why not flirtatiously annoy him while dancing square dance with the old neighbor Matou?

8 brother rich brother willing

Thanks to his family, Gao Wukong entered an elementary school as a teacher.

Every day, I take pictures of some cute little girls in my class and send them to Moments. The permission limit is that only Yun Xiaoyue can see them.

At first, Yun Xiaoyue sent some insinuations on WeChat to criticize Gao Wukong's views, but after about a month, Yun Xiaoyue's sense of justice was defeated by Gao Wukong's brazenness.

Gao Wukong is out of action again. He secretly takes pictures of the little girl every day, and he has a lot of moral pressure. Although he told his parents that he made such a bad plan to chase his little brother, he can't use morality to kidnap the kindness of the parents.

???

Moral kidnapping is a good word!

Gao Wukong took out his mobile phone with a sad smile, and since then, he hasn't contacted Yun Xiaoyue for more than a month, and when he opened the dialog box, he had the illusion that it seemed like a world away.

A day without seeing each other is like three autumns, and a month without seeing each other is like more than 100 autumns.

"Are you there?" He thought for a long time and typed a sentence.

"If I have something to say, I'll consider whether I'm here." Yun Xiaoyue returned quite quickly.

Only now did Gao Wukong notice that Yun Xiaoyue had changed her avatar, which was a plate of spicy fried red shrimp.

"I'm not satisfied with my desires!" Gao Wukong sent the words he had thought up.

"???" Yun Xiaoyue's black question mark face.

"I'm so perverted that I want to hire a few big men to block the girls' skirts behind the gates of various primary schools, take videos and send them to me!" Gao Wukong said confidently.

"You are sick!" Yun Xiaoyue wanted to throw the phone angrily.

"I'm sick and you are the medicine! Anyway, if you ignore me, I will kill the flowers of the motherland! It is difficult to destroy the flowers, and one pinch will be sure."

"Whoever has money to spare."

"Brother Youqian is willing. Anyway, you are the only one who can save the flower bones of the motherland. No matter whether you are crooked or not, if you want to let the little girls out of my clutches, you have to sacrifice yourself to the uncle! I don’t care if you are straight Be crooked, be honest with me! I will be domineering! I will be despicable and shameless! I will be violent and tyrannical! What's wrong!"

"What did you say again?"

"Brother Youqian is willing. Anyway, you are the only one who can save the flower bones of the motherland. No matter whether you are crooked or not, if you want to let the little girls out of my clutches, you have to sacrifice yourself to the uncle! I don’t care if you are straight Bend, be honest with me! I will be domineering, I will be despicable, I will be violent, what's wrong!" Gao Wukong copied and pasted obediently, and sent it again.

"……The last sentence"

"I became domineering, mean and shameless, and violent, what's the matter!" Gao Wukong was very wronged, he didn't get the good guy card, and he had to rush to bury himself.Who to reason with?

"Did you bend?" Yun Xiaoyue held her forehead, and had no choice but to pick out the key point by herself.

"Well... don't you know? I acted quite obviously, I thought you could see it." Gao Wukong was a little puzzled, how many days did he stand up for himself when he took a bath, did he call him young in disguise? is it? is it?

"My dick is pretty big." Gao Wukong said angrily.

"Are you stupid?" Yun Xiaoyue was speechless.

"Stupidity is also a stupid person." Gao Wukong added seriously.

"I care about you, you have the spare money to buy some walnuts to nourish your brain." Yun Xiaoyue was in such a good mood that Fei Tian took the initiative to call.

"Okay, okay, buy, buy, buy, hehehe." Gao Wukong answered the phone and smiled silly.

9 A Date With Magical Realism

After Yun Xiaoyue hung up the phone, she chatted with Gao Wukong on WeChat, wondering if Gao Wukong was in a good mood, Yun Xiaoyue sent words such as "towering into the clouds" and "straight into the nine heavens" a few times in the past , Gao Wukong sent him a message back ten minutes later.

Thinking that after Gao Wukong saw these words, he fainted and then woke up to send a message to himself, Yun Xiaoyue felt very funny, sweet and funny.

After Gao Wukong fainted and woke up several times, Yun Xiaoyue had had enough fun and sighed, Gao Wukong's eccentricity can still be a cute point, and he has a heart to lift a little girl's skirt, but his transvestism and What about obsession?It's just plain perversion.

"No!" Gao Wukong didn't know how to express that he didn't think Yun Xiaoyue's eccentricity was abnormal behavior, and even if it was abnormal behavior, he didn't mind. He felt that if he just said it in a normal way, Yun Xiaoyue would think that I am comforting him.

What to do, Gao Wukong fell into sweet troubles again.

Yun Xiaoyue and Gao Wukong made an appointment to go to the amusement park on the weekend.Although Yun Xiaoyue got up early, she caught up with the traffic jam in the morning rush hour, and then caught up with the weekend when the amusement park was full, and finally finished the queue. When she entered the playground, Yun Xiaoyue was still nearly behind the agreed time One hour.

When walking towards the agreed merry-go-round, Yun Xiaoyue was still blaming herself, thinking along the way how to explain to Gao Wukong why she was late.It turned out to be the agreed place, Gao Wukong!Actually!return!not coming!

Yun Xiaoyue put away her guilt in an instant, glanced at her watch, raised her shoulders and squinted her eyes, preparing to calculate to the second how long Gao Wukong would be late.

One hour, 28 minutes and 56 seconds.

Maybe not, maybe more, Yun Xiaoyue was guilty when she settled accounts with Gao Wukong later, but she was only guilty for less than ten seconds. In the final analysis, it was Gao Wukong who hit him and couldn't even remember the time.

Yun Xiaoyue, who was waiting impatiently, lowered her head and kicked a small stone, and was even more disturbed by the noise around her. She raised her head and glared, her eyes opened wider in an instant.

Ahead, a hulky-backed, 1.8-meter-high "Miss Sister" with colorful and heavy makeup is walking towards the direction of the merry-go-round with a majestic momentum across the Yalu River, and the little skirt he is wearing It also showed an extraordinary momentum-the candy-colored skirt is like a towering tree with poisonous fruits planted by the devil, and the pink bow waist