My thighs are amazing

Chu Qing's whole body was hung on Mu Congrong's body, his eyes were blurred, his cheeks were red, he seemed to be standing on the clouds, he didn't know why.

Mu Congrong couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Well, why drink like others?" Mu Congrong asked.

"No," Chu Qing shook his head, and said firmly, "I didn't drink to relieve my worries."

Mu Congrong: "..." Drinking to soothe your worries?

"Have you heard of Mu Congrong?" Chu Qing asked.

Mu Congrong's eyes lit up, following the routine of "speech the truth after drinking", he was looking forward to the next confession.

Chu Qing was about to speak.

"Wait a minute—" Mu Congrong interrupted suddenly, turned his head away, and straightened his hair.

If the love gets deep in a while, they will definitely look at each other affectionately, you and me, and then they will roll into bed logically.

"Speak." Mu Congrong said reservedly.

Chu Qing looked at the person, stretched out his hand to ruffle the person's hair, frowned and said, "It's so ugly."

"..." Mu Congrong maintained a smile and reminded people with a good temper, "That, Mu Congrong."

"Oh," Chu Qing finally realized, and said, "I don't like him very much."

"You fucking tell me one more thing!" Mu Congrong, who had failed to look forward to it, couldn't hold back, and shouted vigorously.

Chu Qing said seriously, "Do you dare to grow up like that and not let others talk about it?"

Mu Congrong, who has always been confident in his appearance, and often feels that he has nothing but handsomeness, is completely annoyed, "What do you mean by that!? What kind!?"

"Ugly and fat, neither tall nor handsome, it looks like—" Chu Qing thought about it for a while, and then said, "Very old."

Mu Congrong: "...I warn you, you can vent in a reasonable way, but you are not allowed to create something out of nothing, intentionally slander, or maliciously slander!"

Why am I ugly, why am I fat!Mu Congrong pinched his waist angrily, damn it, it was just right.

Chu Qing ignored it and continued, "It's very noisy, it's promiscuous everywhere, it doesn't obey women's morals, and it doesn't even know how to cook."

Mu Congrong: "..." Don't think that I won't dare to hit you if I'm drunk!

"You still haven't written a poem for me." Chu Qing frowned, "It's so annoying."

Mu Congrong: "..." Damn it!You say I'm bored to death!

Mu Congrong directly pushed the person away, and walked out the door angrily.

"Don't go." Chu Qing said pitifully, surrounding him.

"Let go." Mu Congrong was annoyed.

Chu Qing asked, "Where are you going?"

Mu Congrong said calmly, "I'll go find cold water."

Believe it or not, I will pour a bucket of cold water on you, it will wake you up and embarrass you to death!

Chu Qing froze for a moment, and said aggrievedly, "Who is Liang Shui?"

Mu Congrong: "..."

"Bastard!" Mu Congrong scolded, don't think that being cute can divert your attention.

"That's right," Chu Qing rubbed against the face, "Mu Congrong is a bastard."

Mu Congrong: "..."

Chu Qing sighed, "Why do you think I like him?"

Mu Congrong was stunned for a moment, then shouted, "Come on less! I have to wake you up if you like it!"

"Mu Congrong," Chu Qing leaned into his ear and whispered over and over again, "I like you, I like you, I like you, you..."

Mu Congrong blushed, and at that moment, all the anger disappeared in those few words.

"He still doesn't like me," Chu Qing felt even more aggrieved when he said this, "In the middle of the night, I insisted on looking for that person named Liang Shui."

Mu Congrong: "..." How could such a good person be so drunk?

"What's so good about cold water?" Chu Qing hugged him tightly, muttering to himself, "Tell me, does he like fat people?"

Mu Congrong looked drunk, and really didn't want to argue with others, so he pulled him to sit at the table and poured him a glass of water.

Chu Qing frowned and refused.

"Be obedient." Mu Congrong brought the cup to the man's mouth.

"No," Chu Qing shook his head and said, "Don't affect my performance."

Mu Congrong: "..." Play?

Chu Qing is still trying his best to win votes for himself, to win a good impression, "I am so good-looking, so powerful, noble and glamorous, rich beyond compare."

Mu Congrong scoffed.

Chu Qing looked at the person, his eyes sparkling, "He can also recite poems to show off his cuteness, his skills are good, and his physical strength is also good."

Even talking about nasty jokes, Mu Congrong lay on the table, resting his right hand on his face, as if he found some fun in it.

"I can't see you being so coquettish!" Mu Congrong couldn't help but click tut.

"I don't like that word." Chu Qing frowned.

Mu Congrong was kind and gentle, "I can't see that you are so bored."

"I've said it all," Chu Qing still frowned, "I don't like this word."

Mu Congrong: "..."

After a while, Mu Congrong tentatively said, "...I can't see you being so coquettish."

"Well," Chu Qing finally nodded in satisfaction, "I'm only doing this to you."

Mu Congrong: "..."

Already drunk to the point where you can't distinguish between positive words and derogatory words?

Chu Qing took the person's hand, as if he didn't pay attention to the most talkative matchmaker in the city, he was very arrogant, and continued to sell, "It can be cold or hot, pure or warm, rough or gentle."

"It's so split, who likes it~" He said so, but there was a smile on his face that couldn't be concealed.

Chu Qing stared at the person seriously, clearly unwilling to give up, waiting for the person to change his mind.

"Come on," Mu Congrong winked at him suddenly, teasingly said, "A pure one."

After finishing speaking, he leaned forward to make a gesture to ask his relatives, Chu Qing blushed slightly, turned his head to hide a little bit, Mu Congrong refused to let go, leaned towards his relatives' faces, Chu Qing hid again, Mu Congrong continued to lean closer, the two hid one by one and chased after the other , had a great time.

Just when Mu Congrong habitually leaned over, Chu Qing paused, so Mu Congrong kissed him firmly.

Obedient and soft, Mu Congrong couldn't help pinching the man's face again.

Chu Qing stretched out his hand, imitating others, and squeezed his face too.

Well, shy and innocent, Uncle Mu generously gave him a perfect score.

Mu Congrong thought for a while, then lightly kissed his relative's forehead, then down to the tip of his nose, and kissed his relative's chin like a dragonfly.

When the two separated, Chu Qing, who had always been obedient, suddenly pressed the back of the man's head, pressed his lips against the man's, pried it open familiarly, rolled up the man's tongue and crazily sucked the kiss, and stroked the man's back with the other hand obsessively .

Pressing the head, groping, and sticking out the tongue as soon as it comes up, it is indeed very pure.

Uncle Mu was kissed to death.

Panting, Mu Congrong pushed the man away, his face was flushed, and his lips were still glowing, Chu Qing felt agitated, and stretched out his hand to pull him again.

Mu Congrong's yellow card reminded: "Pure! Pure!"

Chu Qing asked, "Do you like me?"

"En." After Mu Congrong finished speaking, he felt that this was too cheap, and added, "Barely."

Chu Qing's eyes were full of light, waiting for someone to continue.

Mu Congrong: "..."

Chu Qing said, "It's over?"

Mu Congrong: "...or else?"

Chu Qing had no choice but to remind people, "What do you like about me?"

Especially not too troublesome, really good-natured.

Mu Congrong said earnestly, "You don't need a reason to like someone."

Chu Qing was obviously not as treacherous as Mu Congrong, after thinking about it, he found it quite reasonable, and didn't hold back a word for a long time.

Seeing the person's appearance, Mu Congrong was unkindly happy.

Chu Qing asked unwillingly, "How good am I?"

Mu Congrong responded easily, "It's as good as you said."

So, Chu Qing was held back again.

Mu Congrong suppressed a smile, "I'm rather shy."

Chu Qing responded very quickly, and immediately continued, "If you are shy, I will ask you a question, and you nod."

Caring is like a little padded jacket.

Mu Congrong cooperated with others and nodded.

Chu Qing asked straight to the point, "You really like me?"

Mu Congrong nodded.

Chu Qing said happily, "Like me reciting poems to praise you?"

Mu Congrong: "..." reluctantly nodded.

Chu Qing said, "Like me being cute?"

Mu Congrong: "..." reluctantly nodded.

Chu Qing said, "I can call you whatever you want?"

Mu Congrong thought for a while, then shook his head decisively, once, secondly, and thirdly.

Chu Qing was dissatisfied, and reminded, "You can't shake your head."

Mu Congrong tried to reason with others, "...Arguably you can shake your head."

"No," Chu Qing was very kind to help people recall, and repeated, "If you are shy, I will ask you a question, and you nod."

Extremely rigorous, word for word.

Very smart, and didn't say you can shake your head.

Mu Congrong: "..."

What an unequal treaty, I'm still trying to reason with you.

Chu Qing asked again, "I like to hug you and kiss you."

Mu Congrong nodded in shame.

Chu Qing continued, "We can do it under the tree, in front of the window, by the stream, in the water—"

Mu Congrong blushed when he heard this, and hastily stretched out his hand to cover his mouth.

It's a pity that Zuijiu Qing didn't know what shame was at all, and the tip of his tongue slid across the knuckles covering his mouth.

Mu Congrong: "..." After getting drunk, my sweetheart seemed to have been reborn, a completely different person.

"Is it wet?" Chu Qing licked his finger and asked.

"Shut up!!!" Mu Congrong exploded when he heard this, his face was so hot that he could set the house on fire.

Chu Qing shut up obediently, and began to kiss his relatives' fingers without any hesitation, inch by inch, like a feather, scratching people's itch.

The room was very quiet, Mu Congrong said unnaturally, "Make some noise."

Chu Qing kissed the corner of the relative's mouth, and then leaned into the person's ear and gasped.

Mu Congrong: "...I let you speak."

"Well," Chu Qing said, "It's like that when you breathe."

"Shut up!!" Mu Congrong was angry again.

"Okay," Chu Qing had no choice but to be honest, "It sounds better than mine."

Mu Congrong: "..." Who wants to compare with you! ! !

"Then I breathe nicely," Chu Qing said suddenly, "If you are not convinced, you can also breathe."

Forgive him for his current IQ, which can only afford such a low-quality aggressive method.

Mu Congrong: "Childish!"

Drunken and playing the aggressive game that he used to play when he was three years old, he couldn't stop playing, and said deliberately, "You don't know how."

Mu Congrong: "..."

Chu Qing continued, "You can't!"

Mu Congrong: "Oh."

Chu Qing: "..."

"I just can't." Mu Congrong spread his hands, indifferent.

Chu Qing was stunned for a moment, just when Mu Congrong was triumphant, he suddenly heard humanity say——

"I teach you."