My thighs are amazing

In the firewood room, Tang Fan was holding a bowl, looking at the few pickles in the bowl, feeling dejected.

Worse than chicken legs are steamed buns, worse than steamed buns are steamed buns, worse than steamed buns are pickles, and worse than pickles is Mu Congrong's character!

The more Tang Fan thought about it, the more excited he became, and he stared at him.

"Is it a complicated heart? A mixture of joy and sorrow?" Mu Congrong asked.

Tang Fan didn't quite understand where the happy event came from.

"The worry is that Qin Yang will have a new love tomorrow, and the joy is that I brought you food, giving you charcoal in the snow."

Tang Fan corrected, "I'm glad that I finally got rid of Qin Yang, but I'm worried that you let me eat pickles!"

Something like pickles!After all, I also came from the National Teacher's Mansion!

"I know you're moved," Mu Congrong sighed, "I'm soft-hearted, I agreed not to give you food, but I still brought it here.

Tang Fan, "I refuse to eat."

Mu Congrong clicked his tongue, "It seems that I'm still not hungry."

Tang Fan wanted to cry, why did this big noon come here and humiliate me?

As everyone knows, Mu Congrong is the type who is uncomfortable and does not make others comfortable, bullying the weak is particularly hateful.

Mur Congrong said quietly, "I'm so angry that I'm about to cry~"

Tang Fan raised his head aggressively, and was stunned when he saw the person's eyes. He stared at the person for a long time before slowly saying, "It seems to be a little swollen."

Mu Congrong was furious, "Don't talk! Eat pickles!"

Tang Fan swallowed, and said weakly, "Are you uncomfortable?"

Mu Congrong tried his best to make himself very imposing, and said calmly, "Which eye of yours saw it?"

Tang Fan rolled his eyes, "It's very obvious."

Mu Congrong, who was poked, became angry from embarrassment, "When did I move! Another word, I don't even eat pickles every day!"

"Oh," Tang Fan just wanted it, "Thank you."

Mu Congrong said, "Eat sauerkraut."

Tang Fan shook silently.

"The kind with carrots and vegetables mixed together." Mu Congrong smiled sinisterly.

If Tang Fan wanted to cry, he blamed Qin Yang. Qin Yang is a plague god!

"Actually, let me tell you in particular—"

Tang Fan closed his eyes, waiting for someone to insult him with sauerkraut, pickled vegetables, all kinds of radish and green vegetables.

Then I heard Mu Congrong say, "The beauties that the emperor bestows on Qin Yang are not good-looking."

Tang Fan opened his eyes and looked at the person in disbelief.

Mu Congrong said, "Not as good-looking as you."

Tang Fan was moved, he didn't expect Mu Congrong to say such comforting words.

Mu Congrong continued, "Unfortunately, you are already an old man."

Tang Fan's face froze.

"Don't get so angry." Mu Congrong smiled at the people, and walked out triumphantly.

Tang Fan gritted his teeth behind his back and shouted, "At least give me back my medicine!"

"Speaking of medicine—" Mu Congrong froze halfway through his words, and then remembered that the medicine was snatched by Chu Qing and never returned.

Tang Fan walked over and patted the man on the shoulder, gloating, "My condolences."

Mu Congrong stared at the person, suddenly pointed to the pickles in the bowl, and said with a smile, "My condolences."

Tang Fan: "..."

In the middle hall, the four of them couldn't help but exclaim when they saw Mu Congrong who was alive and kicking.

Mu Congrong sneered, "What's wrong?"

Master Dawu said, "Sister-in-law is really talented."

Mu Congrong calmly said, "How do you say that?"

In order to show her literary talents, the sissy said first, "After the rain and wind last night, it has not been destroyed~"

Chu Qing held back a laugh.

Mu Congrong remained calm, "It's too abstract, speak human language."

Xiaocunpao, the youngest of the four and also the most upright, explained, "It means that after a whole night of tossing around, you are still so alive. I have to say it's a miracle~"

Mu Congrong's face darkened, he glanced at the four of them, and forced out a smile, "Does that mean I was born to be lower?"

Four people: "..."

After a death-like silence, the four of them said in unison, "Sister-in-law's understanding is really superhuman!"

Superman!I make you superman!Mu Congrong picked up the chair beside him and swung towards the person.

The people who were hunted down screamed and fled in all directions, jumping around for a while, it was lively.

Chu Qing watched the excitement for a while, then grabbed the hairy man into his arms to help him calm down.

"Don't make trouble," Chu Qing rubbed his hair, "isn't it uncomfortable?"

Mu Congrong struggled in the man's arms, gritted his teeth and said, "Let go, I want to beat him up!"

"Don't argue with them," Chu Qing was very gentle, "Who said you were born to be lower?"

Mu Congrong waited for someone to continue talking.

Chu Qing said, "You are such a rascal~"

"Ahem, I'll just accept this compliment." Mu Congrong raised his head.

"And," Chu Qing continued, "it's not uncomfortable because I have good skills."

Mu Congrong: "..." Believe it or not, I will fight with you! ?

Did you hear that?Good technique!The four showed idiot-like smiles, full of fascination.

"I'm good at technology, what are you happy about?" Chu Qing glanced at the few people lightly.

The four of them shook their heads. I don't know, but we are very happy. We always feel that the future will be picturesque, the population will be prosperous, and the blood of the royal family will continue to flow!

According to the original plan, someone should be sent to sneak into the Qin Mansion tomorrow disguised as a beauty.

The four of them, Master Da Zou, got colorful clothes and all kinds of jewelry from nowhere, and presented them to Mu Congrong, "Sister-in-law, please choose first."

Mu Congrong: "I don't really need these."

The four of them continued to push forward unremittingly.

Mu Congrong held back his temper, "You mean to let me pretend?"

"And me." The sissy voice was small, especially embarrassed.

Mu Congrong became angry, and was about to explode, when Chu Qing embraced him, "It looks good on you."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Mu Congrong felt that the man smiled and raised his head, just in time to meet the Venerable Master's anxious gaze, Mu Congrong didn't get angry, because the lips were so close that he seemed to be able to kiss him in the next second.

"Brother, let go," Mu Congrong forced a smile, "There are so many people watching."

Chu Qing looked around.

Those four people had eager eyes, and they didn't intend to avoid it. They were obviously looking forward to the live version.

Chu Qing reminded, "You guys avoid it."

Four people: "..."

Really don't want to be a bystander?Really don't want to try the thrill of being voyeurized?Especially exciting~ Chu Qing said in awe-inspiring way, "I'm sorry, let's kiss on the mouth."

Four people: "..." Can it still be like this?

Mu Congrong buried his head in his arms in shame.

Seeing that everyone else turned their heads away, Chu Qing gently kissed the corner of the person's lips.

Mu Congrong: "..." That's it.

Chu Qing laughed and rubbed Ren's hair.

Are you done kissing?The four of them waited for a long time, turned their heads furtively, and then saw the eyes of their eldest brother and sister-in-law glued together.

"That," Master Dawu interrupted, "our clothes—"

The sissy glared at Master Dawu fiercely, without winking. If she insisted on interrupting others at such a time, couldn't she tell the seriousness?

"Why don't you wear women's clothes!" Mu Congrong pointed at Master Dawu and said angrily.

Master Da Chou lowered his head in embarrassment, "I, I'm so scary in women's clothes..."

Mu Congrong choked, thinking about the scene at that time, he felt goosebumps all over his body.

"Then you—" Mu Congrong stopped in the middle of speaking.

Komura Pao blinked at him, expecting someone to ask him.

Mu Congrong looked at his dark skin, and said decisively, "Forget it."

Xiaocunpao wants to cry, but he can't hurt people like this. Is it my fault for being dark?How many nights, I, who blended into the night, would cry secretly facing the shirt.

"What about you!" Mu Congrong pointed at Chu Qing.

Chu Qing compared the heights of the two, and said, "Too tall."

Mu Congrong showed contempt, "This is not a reason, dismiss it."

Chu Qing thought for a while, and then said, "I still need a disguise to sneak into the Qin Mansion?"

This sentence is similar to the lethality of "I need to draw a knife to kill someone" and "I need to use a hanger to kill someone". The four of them kept thinking about it, and they couldn't help thinking of their bright future picturesque.

Mu Congrong was angry, but he hadn't lost his head yet, "With you, do I still need to pretend?"

Chu Qing calmly said, "It's always inconvenient to take people with you in broad daylight."

"Yes." The four people also agreed.

Mu Congrong had a particularly headache, and then Chu Qing leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Besides, I want to see you wear it."

Mu Congrong: "..." That's the point, right?

"Well," Chu Qing laughed, "that's the point."

The four people frowned on the side, very anxious, that——, can't the voice be higher?

Mu Congrong sat cross-legged on the bed, sullen.

"What's wrong?" Chu Qing walked over, patted his forehead, and looked at him.

"Is it fun?" Mu Congrong's face darkened.

Chu Qing said seriously, "I don't understand very well."

Mu Congrong looked at the person.

Chu Qing had no choice but to angrily pull out the hairpin that had been secretly inserted into the person's head just now.

Mu Congrong looked at the particularly exaggerated golden phoenix on the hairpin, his eyes darkened, and he felt bad.

"It's not an exaggeration." Chu Qing seemed to have guessed what the person was thinking, and opened a box, revealing a dense variety of hairpins.

"There are plum blossoms on it," Chu Qing took out a gold-rimmed plum blossom hairpin, "it fits your noble personality."

Mu Congrong raised his head, just in time to meet the master's serious expression, he forcibly swallowed the "Are you serious" that came to his lips.

"This is green bamboo," Chu Qing took out another one, "it matches your temperament."

The corners of Mu Congrong's eyes twitched, and he calmly said, "I'll give you three seconds."

"What?" Chu Qing thought that his little action just now was unnoticed.

Mu Congrong held his temper, "Pull it out."

"Oh," Chu Qing resentfully pulled out a big red hairpin.

"Also." Mu Congrong's forehead twitched.

Chu Qing pulled out another one.

Mu Congrong clenched his fists and said calmly, "There must be more."

Chu Qing really lived up to expectations and pulled out another one.

Mu Congrong was dumbfounded, damn it, there really are!

Believe it or not, I'll stab you to death!Believe it or not, I'll stab you to death!