My thighs are amazing

"Of course." Mu Congrong pushed aside the handle of the knife lying in front of him with his fingers, speaking confidently.

Mu Congrong ordered, "I'm going to Miss's boudoir, lead the way."

The guard withdrew the knife, ignored what the person said, and said in a business-like manner, "Go slowly."

Mu Congrong took a few steps angrily, then came back to pat him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "It's a pity to be a bodyguard with such personality~"

The guard's face darkened when he heard the words, and he resisted the urge to throw the man over his shoulder.

Zhao Qianqian was embroidering handkerchiefs in her room, when she heard Mu Congrong's voice outside the door, she hurriedly got up to greet her.

Mu Congrong became ruthless, and said, "Miss Zhao, please put it on the next lifeline."

Zhao Qianqian said softly, "Is there anything important?"

Mu Congrong said solemnly, "To tell you the truth, I'm an elder of the Devil's Cult. I'm currently carrying out a mission, which concerns the lives of all the people and the peace of the world. I really don't want to care for my children if I carry heavy burdens on my lower body. .”

"Are you looking down on me?" Zhao Qianqian lowered her eyes.

Mu Congrong said honestly, "Actually, Ms. Zhao's looks are only average." She is indeed not as good-looking as my sweetheart.

Zhao Qianqian: "..."

"The whole looks good, but if you take it out individually, the eyes are not big enough, and you don't have aura, the nose is not small, and the face is a bit big——"

Zhao Qianqian pointed at the person, "You, you, I hate people saying that I have a big face!!"

"Look," Mu Congrong glanced at the man's hand, "Are the hands a little rough?"

Zhao Qianqian withdrew his hand abruptly, his eyes were red, "Mr. Mu, why do you want to ridicule the little girl?"

"Because you forced me to get married~" Mu Congrong was innocent.

"You snatched the hydrangea—"

"It happened to fall on the lower hand."

Zhao Qianqian turned pale with anger, and threatened with an embroidery needle, "I'll stab you to death!"

Mu Congrong: "... Delicate and dignified?"

Zhao Qianqian silently withdrew the murder weapon.

Mu Congrong said, "Then Mr. Zhao looks at me like a prisoner, restricting personal freedom, isn't it too much?"

"Don't slander my father," Zhao Qianqian said, "Didn't my father dismiss me yesterday?"

Mu Congrong was stunned for a moment, what happened just now appeared in his mind, and he scolded his mother in his heart, as if he had offended someone who shouldn't be offended!

Mu Congrong was tired and had no leisure to chat with Zhao Qianqian anymore, so he rushed back to his room in a hurry all the way.

Bite the bullet and push open the door, and sure enough, there was an unusually familiar person sitting in the room, that person looked calm, as if he had been waiting for him for a long time.

Mu Congrong rubbed his eyes, brewed up a good mood, and rushed over, "Thigh!"

"Let go." Chu Qing frowned.

"Don't let it go! How can you just let go of the happiness you have finally caught!"

"Let go," Chu Qing said unceremoniously, "It's dirty, smelly and heavy."

Mu Congrong hugged him even tighter, "Don't let go! Look, you've only been away for a few days, and I've become like this!"

"You mean you have a wife who has never been married?" Chu Qing said.

Mu Congrong: "..." Guilty.

"With the elder brother who Bingzhuye talked about in the middle of the night?" Chu Qing continued.

Mu Congrong: "..." Guiltily waiting for others to continue.

Chu Qing opened his mouth, but he didn't expect anything else.

Mu Congrong hurriedly said, "You can't see it anymore, I'm very obedient, and I only think about you."

"There must be more," Chu Qing said lightly, "I just don't know."

"You doubt me? We have been in love for such a long time!" Mu Congrong growled, "Is this the kind of person I am in your heart!? Today let us treat each other with sincerity and settle all the past grievances and grievances. You say , what kind of person am I in your heart!?"

Chu Qing said honestly, "Attracting bees and butterflies, being flirtatious."

Mu Congrong: "...Thanks to the fact that I miss you to the bone and toss and turn with tears every night, my mind is full of you!"

"So spend the day with your wife-to-be?"

"What tenderness! We just admired the flowers for a while, talked about poetry, and watched the moon sing and sing, that's all."

Chu Qing looked at the person, "I'm so excited."

"How can you have thighs, you are so interested, you pretend to be a guard and observe secretly~"

Chu Qing naturally expressed his disdain for this kind of behavior, "Vulgar, I'm not interested."

"Tsk tsk, it's really not easy to blush after the poison is detoxified, and you can tell lies so easily~" Mu Congrong teased people, and approached, "Do you miss anything?"

Chu Qing said, "No."

Mu Congrong blinked slyly, "Then you still come to find me?"

"Congratulations," Chu Qing said calmly, "You can get married again."

"Oh," Mu Congrong understood, "Is this a congratulatory gift?"

Chu Qing didn't answer.

"Or are you here to snatch a kiss?"

Chu Qing smiled suddenly, took out a box, and handed it over, "Congratulations."

"Oh, you've come here, what gift do you bring? Thighs, you are so vulgar—ah—" Mu Congrong screamed, and threw the box on the ground violently, her face pale with fright.

A beautiful little red snake came out of the box and crawled towards Mu Congrong fawningly.

Mu Congrong was so stiff that he couldn't move, "Thigh... Take it away..."

The little red snake spat out the letter in a daze, making a hissing sound.

"Fuck, I heard it grinding its teeth..." Mu Congrong broke out in cold sweat, "Thigh, listen to me, loving someone doesn't have to kill him. Your kind of love is deformed and dark. You can't find it." The ideological education in the villa is wrong!"

"Don't you want a congratulatory gift?" Chu Qing asked.

"Madam...it's too heavy, I can't bear it..." Thighs, you frightening man!

"Too modest," Chu Qing said unhurriedly, "What can't you bear?"

Mu Congrong was about to cry, "I'm afraid..."

"Afraid? Is it because I didn't give the gift well?"

"Ah."

"Didn't send it to my heart?"

"..." That's what I said, but I always feel that something is wrong.

"So I should prepare another congratulatory gift?"

Mu Congrong wanted to cry but had no tears, "They are all from our own family, so what kind of congratulatory gifts are there?"

Chu Qing's words were sour, "The prince will be the head of the Zhao family in the future, how can I dare to climb up?"

Mu Congrong: "...put away that snake first."

Chu Qing guessed that it was almost done, so he threw the box casually, and the little red snake obediently crawled in.

"Come here, comfort me." Mu Congrong pouted.

Chu Qing: "..." The situation seemed to be reversed inexplicably.

Chu Qing walked over, reached out and hugged the man in his arms, and the shivering man immediately felt relieved a lot.

"Who is the head of the Zhao family!?" The man who recovered his vitality shouted.

Chu Qing said, "The one who married Miss Zhao Fu."

"Then what does it matter to me!?"

Chu Qing calmly said, "It's none of your business, as for enjoying flowers, reciting poems and watching the moon singing?"

"So you're unhappy?"

Chu Qing was confident, "Should I be happy?"

Mu Congrong became angry when he heard the words, "If you're not happy, just scare me with a snake!! Scare me with that kind of cold, twisted, poisonous and dangerous creature!!?"

"It's a congratulatory gift." Chu Qing absolutely did not admit that it was a bluff.

"To make the person who received the gift pale and sweat, you feel a sense of accomplishment?" Mu Congrong asked angrily.

Chu Qing touched the slightly wet forehead, "No."

Mu Congrong made an inch of it, and rubbed against someone again, "Does that make you feel bad?"

"I'm just very happy." Chu Qing asked, "Are you scared just now?"

"nonsense."

I thought that people could coax me, but I didn't expect Chu Qing to say seriously, "If you ever need a congratulatory gift, I will definitely send you a house full of snakes."

Mu Congrong: "..."

"It's still in various colors." Chu Qing added.

Mu Congrong's goosebumps fell all over the floor.

"What if there is a day when a bride price is required?" Mu Congrong asked suddenly.

Chu Qing was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly asked, "What do you like?"

Mu Congrong didn't even think about it, "You."

Chu Qing said, "I will give you thousands of me."

Without giving people a chance to repent, Mu Congrong strikes while the iron is hot, "If you do what you say, you are a hypocrite who is bitten by a snake! Let's gamble hastily."

At this time, Mu Congrong was thinking wishfully, thinking that the dead ice cube must lose.

Chu Qingdao felt nothing, the car must go straight before the mountain, must go straight, go straight...

"Can I make a suggestion?" Mu Congrong discussed with others.

"Ah."

"In the future, if I make you angry, you can kiss me to express your perverted possessiveness, so that everyone can have a happy sex again. There is nothing that a forced kiss can't solve. If there is, then twice. Mu Congrong said, "Throw the snake away, and don't use force to oppress me. Why do we use such a cold and cruel way to solve the problem? This kind of relationship is easy to break, no, it is very likely that you will lose your life." .”

Chu Qing listened patiently, and then said, "I don't accept it."

Mu Congrong was not discouraged, "Can I make another suggestion?"

"Ah."

"How about taking a shower together?"

"With whom?" Chu Qing glanced suggestively at the box containing a certain enthusiastic little snake on the table.

Mu Congrong was pitiful, "It's just the two of us."

Chu Qing said, "Don't even think about it."

"Anyway, I don't want to be in the same tub with snakes!"

Chu Qing's face darkened, "...I mean it's impossible for us to take a bath together."

Half a minute later, someone who said it was impossible was baptized by Mu Congrong's eyes in the tub, and the word "impossible" still vaguely echoed in the room.

Mu Congrong flicked the water proudly, and said in a tone of voice when someone came over, "Young Master Chu, what are you talking about, don't be so absolute~"

Chu Qing closed his eyes and looked disgusted, "You haven't showered for at least three days."

Mu Congrong: "Isn't that the point? The point is that I'm still so white and tender~"

Chu Qing asked, "Then how do you think I know you haven't showered for three days?"

Mu Congrong blinked, "Why do you think I haven't showered for three days?"

Chu Qing didn't want to talk to people, but under the eyes of people, he still reluctantly said, "Because I'm not here—"

Mu Congrong suppressed a smile, "Yeah." Waiting for someone to finish speaking.

Chu Qing was full of humiliation, "You are all about me, you don't think about food and drink, and you don't have the mood to do anything."

Mu Congrong finally laughed so hard that his stomach cramped and he was out of breath, "Hahaha... no, not this time, this time there is really no condition..."

Chu Qing's face darkened instantly.

"But I still really appreciate your narcissism, it's getting more grounded..."

Mu Congrong couldn't breathe from laughing, Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders, Chu Qing was staring at the person indifferently, but he couldn't move his eyes away.

"Don't scare me with snakes, I swear, I really miss you. Although what I said has been artistically processed, my feelings are definitely not fake!"

The corners of Mu Congrong's mouth were slightly raised, and a few drops of water rolled down from the side of his face. His forehead, ears, neck, and shoulders were all white and clean. He really looked like a good skin.

"Don't seduce others casually." Chu Qing looked at the person.

Mu Congrong said seriously, "You can't see that someone likes me, so you can conclude that I seduced them. How can you think so? I'm innocent and hurt, and I'm obviously not seductive~"

Chu Qing smiled, "Yes."

"And I don't need to be seductive at all," Mu Congrong raised his head, "It's obvious that I have a halo, so they don't hesitate!"

Chu Qing: "..."

"But why can't I always grasp happiness? Is it because my hands are small, or...you are big?" After speaking, I didn't know what to think, and my face turned red at an alarming rate, which was very strange.

Chu Qing rarely saw people like this, it was very novel, and he repeated it maliciously, "Is it because your hands are small, or is it because I am big?"

Mu Congrong: "..." Seeing as you don't understand anything, I will forgive you for playing hooligans!

Mu Congrong pretended to be nonchalant and patted the surface of the water, and the water splashed out of the bucket one after another.

"You're so stupid." Chu Qing said with disgust.

"No, you should pamper my head at this time, everyone else is like this~"

Chu Qing curled his lips in disdain.

Mu Congrong continued to play with the water.

Chu Qing couldn't bear to press the man's head, "You're so stupid, don't move!"

Mu Congrong slandered, the uncomprehending dead ice, rolled his eyeballs, and blinked at Chu Qing.

Chu Qing didn't respond.

Mu Congrong blinked his right eye and blinked his left eye.

Chu Qing: "..."

Mu Congrong blinked for a long time until his eyes almost twitched.

Chu Qing finally said, "What are you doing?"

Mu Congrong wanted to cry, "Seduce you..."

Chu Qing showed disdain.

Mu Congrong was not discouraged, took the initiative and hinted enthusiastically, "It's time to help each other once a year~"

After being popularized about what mutual help is, Chu Qing said decisively, "Impossible."