My thighs are amazing

The bad news spread like wildfire, the house was in chaos, and a good banquet ended hastily.

The old lady's eyes darkened and she almost fainted.

"Mother!" Many daughters rushed to support her.

The old lady stabilized her body, gritted her teeth, and said unwillingly, "Why? Why! My darkroom is so perfect, how could anyone guess the code?"

Mu Congrong and Chu Qing: "..."

"Mother, don't be impatient," the red-clothed woman helped others, "There is nothing rare about this holy monk's flesh. If mother is angry, her body will be bad."

"I'm ashamed!" the old lady said angrily.

"My son-in-law." The old lady waved to the two of them.

Mu Congrong squeezed out a smile in response.

"Our marriage—" Before the old lady finished speaking, Mu Congrong interrupted, "I can bring that monk back."

As soon as the words fell, everyone was shocked.

The old lady kept shaking her hands, she was very excited, "Really?"

Mu Congrong nodded firmly.

Chu Qing was tired, and wanted to play around with him again.

This side is in chaos, but Monk Jun's side seems to be much warmer.

"Are you that holy monk?" The woman lifted her veil, revealing her fair and delicate face.

Tang Bobo raised his eyes, the female monster was alluring, her eyes were like silk, the tulle gauze outlined a seductive curve, and her slender neck was covered with skeleton chains, for fear that people would not know that she was a monster.

The female monster stared at the man for a long time before licking her lips and said, "It's really beautiful and delicious."

Tang Bobo said, "To each other."

The female goblin laughed a few times, shook her head and said, "Master is such a wonderful person, it's a pity to peel and eat it, and it's a waste of food to cook and fry."

Tang Bobo said sincerely, "The female benefactor is really educated."

I thought this was a poor monk, but when I saw a monster, I should have cried and cried for my father and mother, but I didn't expect this monk to be so different, no wonder everyone wanted him.The female goblin looked at people with admiration, "There are not many who dare to do this in front of my Lady Bone."

Tang Bobo suddenly realized, "For nothing."

Mrs. Bone blushed when she heard the words, and said delicately, "Tang Lang."

Tang Bobo: "..."... Catch the cicada.

"Tang Lang," Mrs. Bone approached, her voice so charming that water could be squeezed out, "We are destined to meet each other, why don't we~"

While talking, he brushed the side of the person's face with his hand, as if away from each other.

"Buddha said," Tang Bobo said calmly, "Looking back a thousand times in the previous life is only in exchange for passing by in this life. In order to meet the benefactor, the poor Taoist has been begging the Buddha for thousands of years."

"Tang Lang!" Mrs. Bone's eyes were moist, and her voice was trembling.

"No, in vain," Tang Sanzang held the man's hand and said affectionately, "Don't call me Tang Lang, just call me by my name."

"Bo~bo~" Madam Bone said embarrassedly.

Tang Bobo had goose bumps all over his back.

"I, I seem to be in love with you." Mrs. Bone had a shy face.

Tang Bobo finally heaved a sigh of relief, he would be fine if he didn't eat me.

Mrs. Bone asked, "Bobo, what about you?"

"It's a poor honor." Tang Bobo smiled slightly.

"It's not as good as us—" Mrs. Bone deliberately elongated the ending, her eyes were ambiguous, she waved her hand, and the cave was completely dark.

Tang Bobo was a little cold.

"Why are you so inactive?" Mrs. Bone said coquettishly.

Tang Bobo said softly, "I want to look at your face and be sure that it's you. You're an idiot with no interest."

"It's necrotic." Mrs. Bone patted him lightly, and with a wave of her hand, there were bits and pieces of light in the cave.

So by the light, Tang Bobo saw that he was facing a skeleton frame, but the face of the skeleton was slightly crimson.

Tang Bobo pinched himself hard to calm himself down.

"Tang Lang, are you willing to marry me?" Skeleton's mouth opened and closed.

"Really?" Tang Bobo's eyes lit up, "Are you sincere when you say that?"

"You can ask my heart." Mrs. Bone took the man's hand and put it on her chest, and then screamed, "How did I become like this!"

Tang Bobo said against his will, "It's okay, the poor monk doesn't mind."

Mrs. Bone hurriedly walked to the inner room, hurriedly picked up a bowl of blood and poured it down. After thinking about it, she poured another bowl, looked in the mirror, and then walked out with confidence.

Tang Bobo was touching his chest, begging Buddha to bless him, when he suddenly heard Mrs. Bone's concerned voice, "Is Tang Lang okay?"

Tang Bobo smiled like a flower, "Madam is the most beautiful person this poor monk has ever seen."

Mrs. Bone smiled sheepishly, "A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, you see—"

Tang Bobo stood up and looked at him affectionately, "Okay, let's get married right away!"

After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes and passed out.

"Tang Lang!" Mrs. Bone touched the man's face and said anxiously, "Are you alright?"

"I'm just too excited." Tang Bobo opened his eyes with difficulty, his voice was weak, and he was about to get up after struggling, "We are worshiping now, cough...cough cough..."

"Oh, I'm afraid of my big apprentice, if we don't invite him, won't he make a mess? You also know how capable he is—"

Mrs. Bone felt that it made sense, and after thinking about it, she said, "No, it's hard to guarantee that he won't make trouble at the wedding banquet. It won't be too late to invite him after we cook the raw rice."

Tang Bobo: "..."

"How does Tang Lang feel now?" Mrs. Bone asked.

Tang Bobo coughed violently.

Seeing this, Mrs. Bone got up and said firmly, "I'll get you some human blood."

Tang Bobo was shocked when he heard the words, and hurriedly stopped, "No need."

Mrs. Bones disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving only Tang Bobo beating his chest and stamping his feet, committing crimes, committing crimes!

Taking advantage of Chu Qing's inattention, Mu Congrong slipped out quietly and brought information to the two people waiting outside the house.

As soon as they met, Sun Shangtian and Mu Congrong gave another big hug.

"What? Master was abducted by other goblins?" Zhu Rudi jumped up when he heard that.

"It's really not worrying!" Sun Shangtian said anxiously, scratching his ears and cheeks.

"Oh, Master must have been sprinkled with salt now—" As soon as Zhu Rudi's words fell, Sun Shangtian gave him a shudder, "Idiot, what nonsense!"

"That's right," Mu Congrong also said, "Why are goblins eating people?"

Sun Shangtian sighed, "Brother Mu, you are joking too."

Zhu Rudi: "..." Why is the treatment different?

Mrs. Bone wanted to get some human blood so that she could go back and get married as soon as possible, and went directly to the place where the banquet was held.

"Master has been eaten, and I still need to learn any scriptures. I have to pack up my things. I will also go back to Gao Laozhuang. At worst, I will accept Chang'e's courtship." Zhu Rudi groaned and stood up.

After taking two steps, his ears were pulled.

"Brother!" Zhu Rudi was about to yell at someone, but when he turned around, he saw a beautiful woman.

"Hey hey," Zhu Rudi stared at the man and smirked, "What's the job of a benefactor?"

Mrs. Bone sized her up and showed a sinister smile.

"Where did the monster come from?" Sun Shangtian raised the stick, gritted his teeth and swung it at the person.

Mrs. Bone easily stepped aside, pinched the pig in her hand to the ground, looked at the other two, and said, "You three, who will go back with me?"

Mu Congrong and Sun Shangtian looked at Zhu Rudi together.

Mrs. Bones looked at Mu Congrong.

Mu Congrong wanted to cry but had no tears, why did he carry his back like this without his thighs by his side!

When Mu Congrong reacted, he was already in a gloomy cave, where there were skeletons everywhere.Mrs. Bone is dressed in tulle, the breeze blows, the tulle floats, looming, arousing people's daydream.

Mu Congrong shivered, "Sister, are you not cold?"

Madam Bone's complexion changed, "What did you call me!?"

Mu Congrong deliberated between the aunt and the eldest sister, and said, "Elder sister."

Mrs. Bone smiled, "I just like honest people."

Tang Bobo: "..." Am I being abandoned?

"Where does the master come from?" Mrs. Bone asked.

Before Mu Congrong could answer, Tang Bobo said, "The poor monk came from the east—"

"Shut up." Mrs. Bone interrupted fiercely, and then said gently to Mu Congrong, "Young Master, don't be afraid, that person won't live long."

Mu Congrong had mixed feelings in his heart, he didn't know if he was lucky or not, he was forced to marry by a female monster who could be his mother, and he ran into the master by mistake.

"How about we share the holy monk's meat after we get married?" Mrs. Bone said with a smile.

Mu Congrong shook his head, "I don't like meat."

"It's okay," Mrs. Bone was not discouraged, and continued, "We have plenty of time to get to know each other."

Mu Congrong finally said what he had been wanting to say for the past few days, "She-beasts have different paths."

Mrs. Bone was taken aback, "Are you human?"

Mu Congrong smiled charmingly at him, "Are you afraid of loving me?"

Mrs. Bone threw herself into the man's arms and said again and again, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I want to have a forbidden love in my dreams."

Mu Congrong: "...But I don't like you."

Upon hearing this, Mrs. Bones straightened her unusually plump breasts.

Tang Bobo was dumbfounded.

Mu Congrong glanced lightly, and said, "It's two different things."

Mrs. Bone was surprised, "There is such a connotative man in this world! How can I, Mrs. Bone, allow me to meet you!"

Mu Congrong pretended to be calm, "Sister, you deserve better."

Mrs. Bone said, "No, I only like you."

Tang Bobo said quietly, "She also told me this sentence."

"Don't pay attention to that sick child," Mrs. Bone said tenderly, "I don't know your surname?"

Mu Congrong said, "My surname is Mu, and my name is Congrong."

"Master has always been aloof?" Mrs. Bone was very interested.

"Well," Mu Congrong was serious, "I've never liked to talk."

"I just like quiet ones." Mrs. Bones said happily. She thought people were handsome at first, but now she likes people even more.

"But," Mu Congrong frowned, "Which one would Madam like to play?"

Mrs. Bone's eyes lit up, "Young master is a noble tree facing the wind, upright and principled, upright and unyielding, neither humble nor overbearing, pure in heart and few desires."

"No more?" Mu Congrong was very dissatisfied with only such a small advantage.

Tang Bobo secretly scolded others for being shameless.

Mrs. Bones had no choice but to rack her brains, "Excellent, excellent, perfect."

Mu Congrong looked at the person, nodded and said, "You are very honest."

"Then we get married?" Madam Bone's eyes lit up.

"But I," Mu Congrong looked straight ahead, his eyes filled with thoughts that normal people can't understand, "I don't like honest people."

"Young Master Mu," Mrs. Bone became more excited when she heard it, and said with high spirits, "There is no mountain that I cannot conquer!"

Mu Congrong said, "I am not a mountain."

"Damn it," Mrs. Bones thumped him lightly with her fist, "You're molesting me~"