adult boss save the world

Tsunaji, who was in a daze, was shaken awake vigorously.

"Gangji, get up quickly."

For some reason, Tsuna suddenly remembered the time when she was late for school, and Tsuna sat up in fright.

"What's wrong?" Tsuna sat up, her hair was fluffy and messy, she looked like a little hedgehog.

In this state, Tsunayoshi looks even smaller.

Even Dazai, who shook him vigorously to wake him up, sighed, "Tsunayoshi, you don't look as old as me."

Rubbing his eyes, Tsunaji said, "How is it possible? I'm already 24 years old."

Suddenly Tsunakichi realized something was wrong and looked at Dazai in shock.

"How did you get in?"

"He opened the door and came in." Dazai's expression was particularly innocent, "It's because Tsunayoshi woke up later than the leader, and if you delay, you will be late, so I had to come in to call you." After finishing speaking, Dazai pointed to the bed Opposite the clock.

The pointer on the watch has already pointed to the position of 08:30.

But I remember locking the door last night. Could it be that I remembered it wrong?

Gang Ji woke up suddenly, a little confused why his biological clock suddenly failed. Is it because he relaxed after confessing?

Get out of bed quickly, but at this moment of panic, Gang Jichao intuitively reminded that something was wrong, stepped on something beside the bed, and Gang Ji fell firmly to the floor.

Facing down, it made a loud "boom--" sound.

Oops, it can't be that my good-for-nothing physique is online again, right?

Rubbing his painful face, Tsuna thought belatedly.

Oversleeping, falling down while tidying up in a panic, isn't this just a repeat of my day at the age of 14?

Tsunaji, who realized this, suddenly heard the sound of "噗——" laughing from the side.

Dazai was on the other side, covering his mouth with his hand, trying to hold back a smile.

But looking at his trembling body like a kelp spirit, Tsuna knew that he laughed really hard.

"Stop laughing." Gang Ji tried hard to put on a serious expression.

"But, I really can't bear it."

"Gangji, are you originally the setting of the elite leader's useless attribute?"

What a setting!It was too strange to say it, and Tsuna glared at him with what he thought was a vicious look.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

No, Dazai was trembling with laughter.

Gang Ji had no choice but to wait for him to laugh.Finally, Dazai stopped laughing, coughed twice, signaling to turn things over, but still had a smile on his face.

"Just to remind you again, Tsuna, we're going to be late soon."

Realizing that time was running out and there was no time to continue the fight with Dazai, Tsunakichi hurried to the toilet and washed up quickly.

While washing, Tsuna heard a small sound coming from the kitchen.

That voice seemed to be frying something.

Accompanied by the sound of stir-frying, there is also a magic sound.

"Oh~ oh~ yeah, one person can't die for love~ but two people can die for love~"

This magical song of martyrdom is simply brainwashing.

After a quick wash, he ran to the kitchen and found that Dazai was frying rice.

Tsunayoshi never expected that Dazai could cook.

Seeing Tsunayoshi's surprised eyes, Dazai smiled and said, "If you use hard tofu to commit suicide, you need some cooking skills, so finish it quickly."

The topic of suicide keeps being brought up, which makes Tsuna very curious.

"How should I put it, after chatting with Gangji, I really felt a little relaxed, so I recalled all my previous hobbies."

"Small hobbies?"

"That's right, that's it, suicide."

Gangji almost spit out the food in his mouth, "Suicide? Little hobby."

"By the way, Tsunayoshi, do you want to add some ingredients." Dazai took out a small bottle from the kitchen mysteriously.

Take a closer look, isn't this poison?

Who would want to add this kind of thing to the rice, Tsuna shook his head like a rattle.

"Hey, I thought it would be understandable if it was Tsunayoshi."

Gang Ji swallowed his saliva, he could indeed understand everyone's little hobbies, and there were quite a few weirdos in Pengo Lie.

For example, the mouth addiction is Kufufufu, and he always says that he wants to take the six bones of his body. Another example is the senior Lark, who loves fighting and biting. There is no way, Tsuna will also practice with him, let alone his teacher Ghost animal teacher Reborn, a little baby with a wicked taste, his hobby is cosplay, and he turns into various strange shapes every day.

But everyone's small interests are still within a reasonable range, and Osamu Dazai's interests are simply leading the way.

Although he knew that the writer Dazai Osamu of his own world committed suicide by drowning himself, but Tsunayoshi never thought that the Dazai of this world simply regarded suicide as a hobby.

But if you look carefully, there are all clues. There is an extraordinarily thick beam with a delicate rope hanging on it, and a small carved stool underneath—isn’t this a small hanging device!

Just now in the bathroom, I was envious of a fully enclosed bathtub. Now that I think about it, it is also very convenient to realize Dazai's hobby.With good eyesight, Tsunayoshi saw that there were various small bottles in the closet where Dazai took out the medicine bottles, there was no need to use super intuition, Tsunayoshi also knew what these things were.

There is also a book on the head of the sofa. When I look closely, it reads "Complete Suicide Manual" in red letters on a black background.

The world is full of wonders, I really never thought that there would be such a magical book in another world.

Dazai followed Tsunayoshi's line of sight and looked over, "That is my treasure, there are many methods of suicide on it, I want to try it, the person who wrote this great book is really amazing."

Hearing his comment, Gang Ji twitched the corner of his mouth: Great work?This can be regarded as an evil book!Teach everyone how to give up life?

Gang Ji couldn't understand anyway, because suicide was such a sad choice.

Seeing that Tsunakichi didn't have the willingness to share happiness with him, Dazai could only put down the medicine bottle in his hand in disappointment, "Okay, then let's eat quickly."

Dazai's expression became extraordinarily pitiful, Tsunakichi reluctantly swallowed the food in his mouth, and made up his mind not to get up late again, and eat with Dazai, the taste of the food is no longer the point, just be careful not to get up late while eating. , being choked by the expression he made when he suddenly said it, it's already amazing.

In this way, on the morning of the first day of cohabitation, Tsunayoshi revealed his useless nature, and Dazai also revealed his hobby of suicide, which is really gratifying.

The only annoying thing was Chuya standing in front of the villa, waiting for Dazai to go to work.

Every morning, there will be cadres escorting the leader to the Ganghei Building, and today it happens to be the turn of the Central Plains Zhongye.

Nakahara Nakaya paced irritably at the door, "That bastard Dazai! Why hasn't he come out until now."

Nakaya, who has experienced Dazai's pranks several times, has sworn never to set foot in Dazai's house again.

Zhong also never wants to relive that flour topping feeling.

At this time, Dazai would usually walk out lazily and get ready for work.

Forget it, wait for him to recover later, Nakaya walked to the side of the car, leaned against the car with his arms crossed, ready to see what Dazai was up to again.

Finally someone went out, Chuya kept his roar in his mouth, and stared at this unbelievable scene with wide eyes.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi, why are you here?"

Chuya’s eyes were filled with question marks. The first person to come out of the room was Sawada Tsunayoshi, but there were obvious traces of haste. It was slightly different from the capable image before. Now Tsunayoshi has completely become a Reckless college students.

Dazai from behind followed slowly, seeing Chuya's surprised expression, pointed to Tsunayoshi and said, "That's the man, he can't scream at all, if you're late today, don't blame me."

Can't wake up?

Chuya's face was also full of question marks.

But out of guilt, Tsuna just smiled and scratched her head.

"But it's normal to oversleep, after all, last night was a chaotic night."

This time, Zhong also simply lost his expression and became a plaster statue that could only stand up on a car.Although I know that relying on Dazai's evil character, these should be different from what I think, but this does not prevent Chuya from thinking crookedly and having a brain storm.

Zhong Yuanzhong also completely turned into a stiff puppet, as if being wound by clockwork, he walked and got into the car.

Seeing Chuya's soul-lost appearance, Tsuna was a little too embarrassed to explain, "Chuya, it's not what you think."

"What is he thinking about, Tsunakichi, how do you know?" Dazai interjected, "And I'm telling the truth, Tsunakichi, wasn't last night a night of chaos?"

Thinking of himself who was still packing his luggage in the middle of the night last night, Dazai who was messing around, and the scene where he couldn't find the quilt and wanted to turn the whole villa upside down, Tsunakichi could only nod helplessly.

Seeing Tsunayoshi nodding, Chuya was even more suffocated.

"Only people wearing yellow glasses can see yellow things." Dazai pointed at Chuya and concluded, "Chuya has become a yellow dwarf."

Needless to say, the car was in chaos again, and only the driver sitting in the front row showed a mysterious smile, showing the joy of eating melons.

Leaders, cadres and the new male secretary, this melon is really delicious.

Walking unimpededly on the leader's special line, several people finally arrived at the Ganghei Building.

Zhong Yuan, who was physically and mentally exhausted, finally figured out what happened. He no longer wanted to have too much communication with these two people, so he got off the car and walked back to his office immediately.

Tsunayoshi, who had been making trouble all morning, was also a little sluggish, only Dazai looked energetic and enthusiastic.

Escort him to the chief's office first, and then prepare to go downstairs.

Arriving at the door of the chief's office, the two met Koyo Ozaki just in time.

"Boss, it's a bit late today." Seeing the two of them, Koye Ozaki took the lead in teasing.

"It's Hongye who came early today, why do you have something to do so early in the morning?"

Koyo Ozaki took out two pieces of paper, one for payment and the other for a letter.

"The payment from the Ability Secret Service Division has been credited to the account. This letter was given to you by the president of the Armed Detective Agency. He also brought a message, hoping to discuss the amount of money in detail."

"Oh?" Dazai opened the letter with interest.

Tsuna, who was next to him, remembered the name Armed Detective Agency, and super intuitively told him that this organization is very important.

The author has something to say: Happy Children's Day, everyone, be kind!Don't learn from Dazai!

太宰和纲吉今天也像在过六一。感谢在2020-05-3017:54:27~2020-06-0117:40:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Changan Jingzhi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!