A Guide to Raising Your Natural Enemy

Edgar put on a piece of clothing and stood still, his whole body was almost on fire.

He actually let the orcs see his, his...

Well, after the orcs turned into beasts, many of them are "magnanimous", which is easy to see, but the organ of the snake orcs is usually hidden in the body, and he has never let the sub-orcs see it. Even his parents have never met!

What's more, the Little orc man touched him, touched him!

Edgar petrified there, even if he turned into a human form, a certain part felt warm and not right.

His thoughts drifted away, and he suddenly thought of something... The Little orc man said he was cute?

It is said that the balls of many feline orcs are very popular with sub-orcs, and some sub-orcs have organized an alliance to exchange experience on playing with eggs, but they are snake orcs... No one has ever talked about their parts Cute, but there are sub-orcs who dislike their animalized appearance.

After all, there are two of them, and they are different from ordinary people.

Since the Little orc man said he was cute, did he not dislike his current appearance?

Edgar's thoughts drifted away, and at this moment Shu Shu finally realized what he had touched.

When he was in the wild, he would run away whenever he saw a snake. He had never paid attention to the reproductive organs of a snake. When he saw two snakes mingled together, he thought they were fighting. But later, he had seen the animal world anyway.

I heard that there are two snakes... ahem.

I'm really embarrassed that I actually touched the important part of my apprentice... Shu Shu gave Edgar an apologetic look: "I'm sorry, I..."

"It's okay." Edgar quickly interrupted Shu Shu, and said, "I'll take you to eat first."

Shu Shu also felt that it would be embarrassing to apologize, so he followed Edgar out silently.

Actually, they're all men, so it's okay to just glance at them and touch them, right?And it's still in a state of animalization... When he was a hamster, he was caught by a woman to look at his balls.

Thinking of this, Shu Shu felt much more relaxed, but Edgar, who was walking in front of him, always felt that his back was very stiff.But maybe he was wrong. Edgar was a soldier, and he was always so stretched.

Taking out a handful of nuts from the food sac, Shu Shu slowly gnawed on them. He felt that the biggest advantage of his cultivation was that he didn't have to worry about eating up his stomach. Other hamsters couldn't eat this or that, even if they ate a little bit more mealworms He got angry, but he didn't have to worry about it at all.

"Kacha Kacha", "Kacha Kacha"... There was the sound of the suborc man gnawing and eating from behind. Edgar, who was originally uncomfortable, finally returned to normal slowly.

Even the sub-orcs are not uncomfortable, why should he be uncomfortable?However, there is no delay in pursuing the sub-orcs.

After all, the suborcs have seen him.

"Shu Shu, you have arrived at Capital Star and need an identity. I plan to arrange for you to be a relative of my mother and father. What do you think?" Edgar asked while having breakfast.

"Okay." Shu Shu nodded, a little excited.He finally needs an ID card?When he was on the earth, in order to have an official identity and not be a black household after surviving the catastrophe, he specially memorized some fake ID numbers. He didn't expect that he can have a certificate without a fake ID now, it's still true.

"Then it's settled. His name is Shu Shu. What's his age?" Edgar asked again, and added by the way: "In the orc empire, sub-orcs come of age."

"I..." Shu Shu really wanted to say the same age as Edgar, but thinking that his face didn't look like he was 30 years old, he could only say aggrievedly, "I'm eighteen."

Edgar's little thought succeeded: "I'll have someone get you an ID chip, and I'll give it to you tomorrow."

"Okay." Shu Shu nodded.

"After dinner, I'll take you shopping again." Edgar said again.

He contacted his staff at Capital Star last night. According to the original situation, it would be better for him to make a statement after he came to Capital Star and meet with reporters, so as to clarify all the previous things, but what happened yesterday made netizens They automatically cleaned him up, so he didn't need to do unnecessary things anymore, and he had a few days of free time.

He told Shu Shu so many good things about capital stars, so he naturally wanted to show Shu Shu around in the past few days.

The little orc man is still wearing cheap clothes bought from the planet Gas, and he needs to buy some clothes... When Calvin pursues the sub orc man, it seems that he takes them to buy clothes every time?

Shu Shu's eyes lit up, and he ate faster.

After eating, Edgar took Shu Shu into the aircraft and flew to the busiest business district in Capital Star.

At the same time, Chris and Ian finished their breakfast and asked about their son's whereabouts.

Orcs generally don't like other orcs in their territory, and sub-orcs don't like having other sub-orcs around their orcs, so even the emperor and queen don't have any servants around them. Of course, guards, gardeners, chefs, etc. , assistants, etc., but they all live far away, and the only ones who stay with the emperor and empress are usually robots.

Chris and Ian are now asking about robots.

"His Royal Highness Edgar got on the aircraft and left the palace two minutes ago. The destination chosen by the aircraft is the business district." Robot 2 said.

"This guy is not willing to accompany me to go shopping in the commercial district when he is a little older, but now he is going with someone else!" Queen Ian laughed.

The orc has a strong desire for monopoly, so he drove his son out early, and His Majesty Chris, who was still so far away, said immediately: "I can accompany you."

"Okay." Ian said.

Chris's expression froze. He still has a lot of work to do... But since he has already agreed, of course he will sacrifice his life to accompany the orc man.

Driving the aircraft, the emperor and queen also headed for the business district.

Edgar seldom comes to the business district. After all, he doesn’t buy clothes, he’s not fussy about food, and he doesn’t have anything else he wants to buy... But he was brought here when he was a child. I remember that every time my parents came to the business district, they would I went straight to a few of the stores, and those stores are all places with very good security.

At first, he planned to go directly to those stores, but in the end...

"When I was on Planet Gas, Jays took me shopping, it was fun, but unfortunately I didn't have much money... Is there a lot of delicious food here? We ate from one end of the street to the other, everything Buy everything and taste it, okay?" Shu Shu said.

Edgar: "..." There seems to be no snacks for sale in the place he originally planned to go?

Seeing Shu Shu's appearance, Edgar immediately realized that he might not have considered it thoughtfully enough. Shu Shu didn't even know much about dining etiquette. If he really wanted to take him to those places that were too high-end, he might not be used to it.

But if you go to a place where ordinary people hang out, his identity...

Opening the space button, Edgar took out a bottle and started spraying it on his face.

The liquid in the bottle was evenly sprayed on Edgar's face, and he wiped it with his hands, and his skin tone became darker by one shade.He took out another bottle and sprayed a little on his hair, and the black hair turned brown.

After finishing all this, Edgar also changed his hairstyle and put on a pair of sunglasses.

"You still put on makeup when you go out? But I think you looked better before." Shu Shu said.

"It's not makeup, it's just to make others not recognize me." Edgar said, and then parked the aircraft that had circled the business district for a couple of laps at the largest stop in the business district - the aircraft he came out to fly this time There is no special sign, so there is no need to worry about being discovered by others.

When people from Capital Star come to the business district to buy things, they will basically park their cars at this stop, so that the outside of this stop is very, very lively, almost to the point of being crowded.

Shu Shu had never been to such a lively place, and he was stunned for a while.

Edgar didn't pay attention, and several people passed between him and Shu Shu. He was silent for a moment, squeezed to Shu Shu's side, and held Shu Shu's hand.

"Why are you holding hands suddenly?" Shu Shu was not used to it. It was really strange for two big men to hold hands.

"There are too many people here, they will get separated." Edgar said: "And others are also holding hands."

Shu Shu looked around, and sure enough, he found that there were many people holding hands, some of them with children and pets, for example, there were two men walking in front of him not only holding hands, the tall man among them There is also a little baby hanging on the chest, and a little leopard is following behind.

People in this place actually keep leopards as pets... Shu Shu took a few more glances, and then suddenly thought of something.

The people in this place are orcs, so that leopard...maybe not a pet but a child...

As he was thinking this way, he happened to see a puppy on the shoulder of another tall man suddenly turned into a baby and fell down. Fortunately, the tall man snatched it back before landing.The tall man didn't hold the baby, he just wrapped the baby in a blanket, tucked it under his arm, and continued walking.

The people here are amazing!Shu Shu looked at it with great interest, and then found that those sub-orcs, like himself, who had some animalistic phenomena on their bodies, seemed to be taken extra care of them.

For example, the little orc man with cat ears was still being hugged when he was five or six years old, and those orcs who could turn into beasts had to follow their parents when they were young... Just as he was thinking about this, Shu Shu suddenly saw a sub The orc walked by with a big belly.

By the way, the sub-orcs are going to have a baby!I really have nothing to envy!

Shu Shu stopped looking at people, and began to pay attention to all kinds of food in the surrounding shops.

Those foods are really fragrant and look delicious...

"I have a card here, buy what you want to eat yourself." Edgar donated his card without hesitation.

Shu Shu had restrained himself when he borrowed money to spend, but now he didn't restrain himself at all when spending Edgar's money, and started swiping his card non-stop.

Barbecue needs grilled wings and sausages, nuts and candies and fruits, cakes and drinks and ice cream.

Edgar glanced at the communicator in his hand. He didn't have much effort, and dozens of sums of money had been swiped off it. Unfortunately, each sum was very small, and the total amount was only more than 1000 credit points.

He remembered that his former Asian orc classmate at the Royal Academy cost so much money for a pre-dinner dessert, while his little orc man had already eaten and rubbed his stomach non-stop for only this amount of money, and he was probably still eating. There is a lot hidden in it.

Not only that, he also ate a lot of those foods.

"This roasted bird is delicious. You should try it too." Shu Shu bought another whole roasted bird. He couldn't eat it anymore, so he tore off a bird's leg to taste, and then took the rest All to Edgar.

Edgar had already been stuffed with a lot of food by Shu Shu along the way, but he still couldn't bear to refuse, so he took the bird and started chewing it.

He was so focused on the Little orc man that he didn't realize that he chewed all the bones when he ate it.

"Hey, look at that orc wearing sunglasses, doesn't he look like His Royal Highness Edgar?" A sub-orc man suddenly said to his fellow sub-orc man.

"The outline is a bit similar, but His Highness certainly won't be like this." The companion of this man looked over and just saw Edgar chewing the whole bird without even spitting out the bones. He always felt a little horrible.

"I just said that he looks a bit like it." The person who spoke at first glanced at Edgar again, and left regretfully.

Shu Shu was also very regretful at this time: "I can't eat any more."

"If you can't eat it, don't eat it. Let's come again next time and go shopping for clothes now?" Edgar said.

"Okay." Shu Shu nodded, and licked his lips again: "The food on Capital Star is indeed better than that on Gas Planet, but the food here is too expensive, and the barbecue is two credits on Gas Planet You can buy a string with just [-] point, and here you need six credit points for a string.”

Having said that, Shu Shu felt a little distressed.

Edgar, who has hundreds of millions of credit points in the given card and can overdraw more: "..."

Although he didn't plan to buy any more food, Shu Shu still ate with a bag of popcorn while looking at the surrounding shops.

As for Edgar, he sent a message to Calvin: "Are you free? I want to ask you something."

"Ask about what happened yesterday? Those orcs who suddenly turned into beasts were all innocent, but they all ate something from a mobile stall and ingested some bad things before they turned into beasts... I haven't found out what's going on behind the scenes. Who is it?" Calvin quickly replied.

"I'm not asking about this, I want to ask about the brand of clothes worn by the orcs." Edgar replied.

"Edgar, are you going to buy clothes for Uncle Ian? Uncle Ian is really worried about you these days. You should buy him something. Sub-orcs of their age and identity like to go to the Camon studio to find cards. Mr. Meng can customize clothes, or buy XXX, XX, XXXX clothes." Calvin quickly sent another message.

"I want to buy clothes for the young sub-orcs," Edgar said.

"Young sub-orc man?! Edgar, do you have a date?" Calvin was about to jump up.

"Well, I'm chasing." Edgar replied.

"Take him to the center of the business district. Just go to the Royal Mansion over there. Let him take all the things in it!" Calvin replied. The Royal Mansion is the property of the royal family, and all luxury brands in the Orc Empire have it Settling in, the security measures are even more first-class, and Edgar, as the crown prince, can pay all the bills...

Take anything there, this is his dream!It's a pity that there are no suborcs in the royal family, otherwise he would have married.

The Royal Mansion was one of the places Edgar wanted to go before. He remembered that there were several restaurants in that building where he could eat... Just as he was about to take Shu Shu there, Edgar was suddenly pulled into the A shop next to it.

"The clothes here look so beautiful." Shu Shu saw some clothes displayed in this store in the window, so he dragged Edgar in.

Edgar looked around for a week, and found that the store was quite big. It sold clothes for orcs, sub-orcs, and children's clothes. There was a second floor on the prompt next to it. It seems to sell shoes, and there are some backpacks hanging beside the stairs from the first floor to the second floor.

Although I just asked Calvin about a place suitable for taking sub-orc people to buy clothes, buying clothes is actually secondary, and the most important thing is that sub-orc people are happy... Seeing Shu Shu go to look at the clothes with great interest, Aye Degas followed silently, paying attention to the store's brand by the way.

This brand is not among the brands that Calvin mentioned, but there are quite a lot of clothes that can be bought. He looks familiar, so it should be good?

Edgar was relieved, but he didn't know that sometimes people were familiar with cheap brands, and the store he was in now was a very famous cheap brand in the Beastman Empire. Many people from Capital Star would come here to buy clothes .

Of course, although this is a cheap brand, it is still a brand after all. It has special design styles and various specialty stores. The quality of the clothes is good, so the price is not particularly cheap.

But this is not cheap from the perspective of ordinary people.The clothes in this store usually cost hundreds of credits a set, and the most expensive ones are only one or two thousand credits. Many clothes can be bought for one or two hundred credits when they are on sale...Less talk about customizing a piece of clothing Tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of credits, and a dress for a formal occasion may cost millions of credits, which is really too cheap for the royal family.

Shu Shu saw that a sub-orc man who was about the same size as himself chose a suit-style small jacket, which made him very energetic and had a thin waist. He went down and took a set of the same style, and put it on .

As a goblin, even though he didn't have abdominal muscles, Shu Shu's figure was still perfect, and the clothes on him looked amazing.

"Ah..." Shu Shu wanted to call Edgar, but suddenly thought that Edgar seemed to be hiding his identity, so he changed his name: "Apprentice, do you think my clothes look good?"

"It's nice." Edgar said.The suborcs used to wear casual clothes, and they couldn't see their figure, but now they are dressed like this...it looks really attractive.

Shu Shu smiled, and glanced at the Asian orc man who also came to buy clothes, and found that the pants he was wearing were also slim, which seemed to match the clothes better, so he hurriedly found another pair of pants that were the same as the other person, and went into the dressing room put on.

You'll look even better with a whole outfit on!Shu Shu admired his own appearance in the mirror.

Edgar looked at Shu Shu, thinking of the movie he had seen on the boat for a while, and what happened in the morning. Obviously because he was a snake orc, his body temperature was always low, but now he felt hotter and hotter.

At this time, Shu Shu was still paying attention to the sub-orc man who also came to buy clothes. The sub-orc man had already taken off his suit and changed into a beige windbreaker. Not only that, he even changed the clothes and pants inside.

There were several pieces of the same style of clothes in this store. Shu Shu looked at him, found out what he was wearing, and then went into the dressing room to change into the same set of clothes as him.

He has never bought clothes before, and he has no aesthetics at all, so he can only follow others.

"What about this set? How does it look?" Shu Shu finished changing and came to Edgar again.

It's even more attractive... Edgar suddenly felt a little regretful. He shouldn't have brought the Little orc man to buy clothes. After dressing up, the Little orc man became more and more beautiful. What should I do if I was targeted by others?

Although he has already decided to stay on the capital planet in the future, judging from the current situation, he must be very busy in the future, and may not be able to accompany the Little orc people all the time...

But it's wrong to lie... Edgar nodded: "It looks good."

"Haha, I look good in anything I wear!" Shu Shu was a little proud, and went to look at the sub-orc man whom he had imitated twice.

The orc man glared at Shu Shu, then picked out another set of clothes and went into the dressing room.

Shu Shu was stared at suddenly, and he didn't understand why, but he felt that the orc man was very good at dressing, and he didn't know how to buy clothes at all, so he chose the same one in the end.

When Shu Shu got dressed and came out, he saw that the orc man was already outside wearing the same clothes.

Seeing Shu Shu, the Asian orc man's face was very ugly. He stared at Shu Shu for a while, and finally walked towards Shu Shu: "Hey! Can you stop dressing like me!"

This sub-orc man is named Frank. He has an ordinary family and always wears cheap clothes, but he has a good eye and can always match them differently from others.

But today, someone has been imitating his collocation, Frank feels his heart is stuck!He doesn't want to clash with others at all!Especially bumping from the inside out.

"Ah?" Shu Shu was a little embarrassed: "I don't know how to buy clothes, so I will learn from you. Isn't that good?"

Shu Shu looked young and had a good attitude, but Frank was not so angry: "Of course not, how embarrassing it is to bump into a shirt! Besides, everyone adapts to clothes differently. I dress well, but you may not be suitable."

"But I don't know what to wear for me... Can you teach me?" Shu Shu asked again.

Shu Shu's eyes were full of sincerity, but Frank turned his head and frowned: "How can anyone just find someone to help with clothes on the road? Where are your parents?"

"Father? He died a long time ago." Shu Shu said, he couldn't even remember what the hamster that gave birth to him looked like.

Frank was a little angry before, but now that he saw Shu Shu like this, he felt a little sympathetic to Shu Shu: "Forget it, let me help you put together a few sets... You are wearing sneakers now, so it's not easy to put on clothes, wait for me Go and pick out two pairs of shoes for you." As he spoke, he glanced at Edgar again.

The little orc man in front of me was brought by that orc to buy clothes. Judging by the appearance of that orc, he is probably pursuing this sub-orc. In this case, help this sub-orc to pick some better clothes and let the orc pay for it. alright.

Pulling Shu Shu, he looked through the ugly clothes that Shu Shu had worn from the planet Garth before. Frank picked out five sets of clothes for Shu Shu in one go, and Shu Shu looked better in one set .

Edgar: I really want to hide the Little orc man from others!

"Okay, let's go and pay." Frank said, he also picked two sets himself, and planned to pay with Shu Shu.

"Will so many clothes be a little too much?" Shu Shu was a little confused. He was very happy when he was trying on the clothes, but he felt a little too much when he bought them.

He had seen the price of the clothes. For example, the shirt above cost 499 credits, which is not cheap... The pajamas he bought for Edgar before only cost 29 credits.

"Not much at all. Didn't you say you didn't have any clothes before?" Frank said. He chatted with Shu Shu, and he already knew that this person had just come to Capital Star. Because he had no clothes to wear, that orc named "apprentice" would Take him out to buy clothes.

"But it's very expensive..." Shu Shu added that the five sets of clothes were complete, including a bottoming shirt, jacket, trousers, and shoes. Even Frank brought the socks for him.

Frank frowned and looked at Edgar.

Edgar had been waiting silently for a long time. If Frank hadn't been a sub-orc man, he felt that he would definitely go up and tear people down because the little sub-orc man had a good chat with others.

As for now...

Picking up the clothes beside Shu Shu, Edgar put them on the cash register: "I bought them all."

"Hello, a total of 10425 credit points." The Asian orc behind the cashier said.

"More than 1?" Shu Shu was surprised, how much barbecue could he buy!

Although the clothes are beautiful, they are only for people to see. What he feels most comfortable is his own fur. If this is the case, why use tens of thousands of dollars to buy clothes?

"There are too many, let's buy a few less." Shu Shu took the bag. Although he wanted Edgar to support himself, he was too embarrassed to spend too much... He had already eaten a lot!

Frank stood by the side, feeling a little embarrassed. He thought that the orcs paid the money anyway. When choosing Shu Shu, he only looked at whether it looked good or not, not the price... Spending more than 1 on clothes at a time seems a bit much up.

But there's no way around it. Who told this sub-orc man to have no underwear before?I heard that there is only one pair of shoes!

"It's okay, it doesn't cost much, you can buy the whole store back." Edgar said.

"It's really too much!" Shu Shu was still reluctant to spend so much money on clothes that were of little use.

"Shall I... lose two pairs of shoes and two shirts?" Frank interrupted.

"No, I have plenty of money." Edgar said imposingly, a little bit heartbroken after speaking, obviously other suborcs would spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a silk scarf!Why is Shu Shu saving so much?

"Hehe, there is plenty of money? What kind of domineering president is pretending to be in this kind of store?" A beautiful Asian orc man came in from outside and gave Frank a contemptuous look: "Frank, you are poor yourself. I didn't expect your friends to be even poorer."

Edgar: I'm really rich!

The author has something to say: After finishing writing, he suddenly thought of the meme "Duanmu took me to Metersbonwe".

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Shu Shu: Edgar took me to XXXX and picked out a lot of clothes and shoes. When I looked in the mirror, I didn't even know who the boy in it was.

Edgar: ...

Calvin: Wake up!I have been looking for you in the Royal Mansion for a long time, how can you be here!Why do you still dislike expensive clothes here!Why on earth!