A Guide to Raising Your Natural Enemy
Chapter 111 His Majesty the Emperor Who Eating Hamsters
Edgar has been very busy since he came to the throne. He was so busy with business affairs, the affairs of the Royal Fleet, and various activities of the royal family that he hardly touched the ground. He hardly had time to spend time with Shu Shu during the day.
Shu Shu was also busy for a while, but soon became free.The hospital is often busy for half a day, and Chris and Ian are taking care of the two children... He has nothing to do, so he starts to miss Edgar, and always wants to be by Edgar's side.
But it's not good for Edgar to work overtime there and read documents, sitting next to him or sleeping soundly, right?How bad is it for others to see it?They will definitely feel that the queen has no temperament and no ability...
After much deliberation, Shu Shu finally came up with a good solution, which was to become a little hamster and hide in Edgar's pocket to accompany Edgar.
His former master liked being accompanied by him the most, and Edgar must have liked it too, if he dared not like it... Humph!
Edgar reads documents, Shu Shu eats in his pocket, Edgar works overtime, Shu Shu sleeps in his pocket, Edgar has a meeting, Shu Shu crawls into Edgar's clothes and licks Edgar Degas' belly...
Well, he didn't do any business, but it was not without benefits. At least his relationship with Edgar was not affected because Edgar was too busy, and it even got better.
After a long time, he realized the benefits of doing so.
After turning into a little hamster, he doesn't have to walk by himself, and he can be with Edgar anytime, anywhere. He can eat anytime and anywhere without paying attention to etiquette, and he doesn't have to worry about being called the queen for being unattractive.
Everyone still has high requirements for the queen. Although I think he is a good queen, I will pick him up occasionally, for example, he has no taste in clothes, but for the little hamster, even if someone doesn't like it, there is absolutely no one. Will blame it, even if it has no image, people will not care about a little hamster.
He scratched an annoying official last time, and they could only stare at her. If it was the queen who beat someone... wouldn't it be a headline in the sky?
Shu Shu preferred to go out with Edgar as a little hamster more and more instead of following Edgar as a queen.
In this way, Shu Shu was inevitably exposed, and everyone in the orc empire also knew one thing - His Majesty the Emperor kept a hamster as a pet.
"Your Majesty is so caring, you even keep pets!"
"The picture of His Majesty with the little hamster looks so cute!"
"Your Majesty looks at the little hamster with gentle eyes!"
"Your Majesty takes the little hamster out all day without the queen, isn't he afraid that the queen will be jealous?"
……
Hmph, I'm not jealous, that's me!Looking at the comments on the Internet, Shu Shu felt complacent, and went to the Internet to look through his beautiful photos.
He must be the best looking little hamster in the world!
On the star network, people posted their own comments on the photo of His Majesty the Emperor with a little hamster, and these comments were basically positive.
"Nowadays, the public likes to watch those big figures show their children and show their pets, and many politicians will deliberately release photos of themselves and animals living in harmony to show that they love animals... You can go out with me more often in the future." Edgar Seeing the evaluation on the star network, he looked at Shu Shu with a smile.
He hoped that Shu Shu would always be by his side.
"Aren't you afraid that something will happen then?" Shu Shu asked.
"What can it cause?" Edgar laughed, he just raised a little hamster...
Edgar was very confident and felt that taking Shu Shu around would never cause any problems, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face within a few days.
In the capital star, there is a very famous restaurant called Sky Restaurant. Rice's suspenders go to serve people.
There are a lot of special dishes there, and they don't take out yet. Shu Shu has long been salivating to try it. This time, he and Edgar attended a banquet nearby. They didn't have enough food at the banquet, so they went there together. Eat in the sky restaurant.
Well, from beginning to end, he was in the form of a hamster, and he didn't change back when he ate.
After eating, Shu Shu got into Edgar's clothes and began to sleep, and Edgar took him home as usual.
To Edgar and Shu Shu's letter on this day, it was no different from usual, everything was very normal, but the next day, "something went wrong".
A photo suddenly appeared on the star network, and this photo caused "a great uproar".
The photo that appeared on Starnet was a photo of Edgar eating with Shu Shu, who had turned into a hamster, in the restaurant in the sky.
Edgar was photographed eating with a baby hamster, which shouldn't have been a big deal, but... the timing of the photo was brilliant.
In the photo, Edgar is sitting at the dining table, leaning down and kissing the little hamster, while the little hamster is lying on Edgar's plate, with his eyes closed and his mouth upturned, as if waiting for a kiss.
If Shu Shu hadn't turned into a hamster, this would definitely be a very beautiful kissing picture, but Shu Shu was a hamster at the time.
This scene……
What is His Majesty the Emperor trying to do?Why would he kiss a hamster?He actually...molested a hamster! ?
As soon as people on Xingwang saw this photo, their brains were opened.
"What does His Majesty want? Molesting hamsters?"
"Your Majesty, how can you do this, are you worthy of the queen?"
"Your Majesty, you actually did such a crazy thing to a hamster, I see through you!"
"Isn't it just to show affection? Who is afraid of whom! I also have hamsters! I kiss, I kiss, I kiss, kiss!"
……
Of course, occasionally there are some relatively normal comments.
"Your Majesty looks so caring, I didn't expect him to have such a gentle side."
"Little hamster is so cute!"
"Suddenly I want to raise a little hamster!"
……
However, there are too few such comments, and most people are making fun of this picture.
Under Shu Shu's social account, a large wave of comments suddenly appeared.
"The queen doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate."
"Empress, don't worry, even if His Majesty empathizes with the little hamster, I will still love you."
"Queen, His Majesty the Emperor cheated on the little hamster, do you want to beat him up?"
……
Looking at these comments, Shu Shu couldn't laugh or cry.
It was just a photo taken secretly by someone. Why did so many things happen suddenly?
"Edgar, what should we do now?" Shu Shu looked at Edgar in confusion.
"Don't worry about them, it will be fine after a while." Edgar said.
Shu Shu agreed.
However, after a period of time, the incident did not calm down, but intensified.
"You are all wrong, His Majesty the Emperor is not molesting the little hamster, he is going to eat the little hamster!"
"The poor little hamster is on a plate, waiting to be tasted!"
"I heard that snakes like to eat mice. His Majesty the Emperor is a snake-like orc, so he probably likes to eat hamsters."
"Let me analyze it from a psychological point of view. His Majesty the Emperor probably ate hamsters because he was often teased by his parents with hamsters when he was a child."
"Hahahahaha!"
"Poor Your Majesty..."
……
Edgar: "..." Hey, is this really good?
Shu Shu looked at the picture, then went to see Edgar, and made up his mind that he would never stay on the plate again.
After what they said, this picture looks horrific.
There are many people discussing this picture on the Internet, and some people made it into an emoticon package with various words.
What "don't move, I'm going to kiss you", what "stay on the plate and let me eat" are all kinds of things.
For a time, pictures of Edgar kissing a hamster were everywhere on the Starnet of the Orc Empire.
His Majesty's little hamster is so red.
The people outside looked at the photos and just laughed. They thought that Edgar was not as cold and hard as he looked, and actually liked animals very much, but Ian Chris knew that the little hamster was Shu Shu.
"You guys still have to be more restrained in the future, don't flirt with me outside..." Ian looked at his son tangledly: "I don't want someone on StarNet to say that my son is a zoophile..."
Edgar: "..."
Fred leaned in front of Shu Shu: "Father, I want to kiss you too!"
"You're so old, don't kiss, you have to kiss your own wife." Shu Shu refused without hesitation.
Fred began to miss his daughter-in-law.
As for Gary... He hugged Shu Shu's leg: "Father, I'm going to eat there too!"
The matter ended with Edgar taking Shu Shu and the children to the sky restaurant for another meal.
This time, the restaurant in the sky did not charge any money. Last time Edgar was secretly photographed eating at their place, how could they have the nerve to charge again now?
And that night...
Edgar grabbed Shu Shu and threw it on the quilt.
"Hey, what do you want!" Shu Shu shouted with a surprised expression on purpose.
"Eat the hamster." Edgar said, he ate the head and the tail, he wanted to taste the taste of his little hamster.
After a long time, the princess of the Camilla Empire came to the Orc Empire and searched for news about Emperor Edgar on the Internet in order to communicate better.
"Your Highness, the Emperor of the Orc Empire seems to like to eat a small animal called a hamster!" A male reported to Elena with a picture.
"Let me see... such a small thing that is still full of hair, what is there to eat..." Elena pouted, and then noticed Edgar's appearance: "He looks very good-looking, I want to talk to him He made love!"
"Your Highness, it's better for us to be more subtle when it comes to saying that sex is inappropriate."
"So what do you say?"
"Just...a night together?"
So, after seeing His Majesty the Emperor of the Orc Empire, Princess Yelena asked, "I wonder if I have the honor to spend a night with His Majesty?"
After being rejected, she tried to talk to Edgar again, pointing to the little animal in Edgar's pocket that she forgot its name, and said, "What is this? Did you bring it for supper?"
Shu Shu was also busy for a while, but soon became free.The hospital is often busy for half a day, and Chris and Ian are taking care of the two children... He has nothing to do, so he starts to miss Edgar, and always wants to be by Edgar's side.
But it's not good for Edgar to work overtime there and read documents, sitting next to him or sleeping soundly, right?How bad is it for others to see it?They will definitely feel that the queen has no temperament and no ability...
After much deliberation, Shu Shu finally came up with a good solution, which was to become a little hamster and hide in Edgar's pocket to accompany Edgar.
His former master liked being accompanied by him the most, and Edgar must have liked it too, if he dared not like it... Humph!
Edgar reads documents, Shu Shu eats in his pocket, Edgar works overtime, Shu Shu sleeps in his pocket, Edgar has a meeting, Shu Shu crawls into Edgar's clothes and licks Edgar Degas' belly...
Well, he didn't do any business, but it was not without benefits. At least his relationship with Edgar was not affected because Edgar was too busy, and it even got better.
After a long time, he realized the benefits of doing so.
After turning into a little hamster, he doesn't have to walk by himself, and he can be with Edgar anytime, anywhere. He can eat anytime and anywhere without paying attention to etiquette, and he doesn't have to worry about being called the queen for being unattractive.
Everyone still has high requirements for the queen. Although I think he is a good queen, I will pick him up occasionally, for example, he has no taste in clothes, but for the little hamster, even if someone doesn't like it, there is absolutely no one. Will blame it, even if it has no image, people will not care about a little hamster.
He scratched an annoying official last time, and they could only stare at her. If it was the queen who beat someone... wouldn't it be a headline in the sky?
Shu Shu preferred to go out with Edgar as a little hamster more and more instead of following Edgar as a queen.
In this way, Shu Shu was inevitably exposed, and everyone in the orc empire also knew one thing - His Majesty the Emperor kept a hamster as a pet.
"Your Majesty is so caring, you even keep pets!"
"The picture of His Majesty with the little hamster looks so cute!"
"Your Majesty looks at the little hamster with gentle eyes!"
"Your Majesty takes the little hamster out all day without the queen, isn't he afraid that the queen will be jealous?"
……
Hmph, I'm not jealous, that's me!Looking at the comments on the Internet, Shu Shu felt complacent, and went to the Internet to look through his beautiful photos.
He must be the best looking little hamster in the world!
On the star network, people posted their own comments on the photo of His Majesty the Emperor with a little hamster, and these comments were basically positive.
"Nowadays, the public likes to watch those big figures show their children and show their pets, and many politicians will deliberately release photos of themselves and animals living in harmony to show that they love animals... You can go out with me more often in the future." Edgar Seeing the evaluation on the star network, he looked at Shu Shu with a smile.
He hoped that Shu Shu would always be by his side.
"Aren't you afraid that something will happen then?" Shu Shu asked.
"What can it cause?" Edgar laughed, he just raised a little hamster...
Edgar was very confident and felt that taking Shu Shu around would never cause any problems, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face within a few days.
In the capital star, there is a very famous restaurant called Sky Restaurant. Rice's suspenders go to serve people.
There are a lot of special dishes there, and they don't take out yet. Shu Shu has long been salivating to try it. This time, he and Edgar attended a banquet nearby. They didn't have enough food at the banquet, so they went there together. Eat in the sky restaurant.
Well, from beginning to end, he was in the form of a hamster, and he didn't change back when he ate.
After eating, Shu Shu got into Edgar's clothes and began to sleep, and Edgar took him home as usual.
To Edgar and Shu Shu's letter on this day, it was no different from usual, everything was very normal, but the next day, "something went wrong".
A photo suddenly appeared on the star network, and this photo caused "a great uproar".
The photo that appeared on Starnet was a photo of Edgar eating with Shu Shu, who had turned into a hamster, in the restaurant in the sky.
Edgar was photographed eating with a baby hamster, which shouldn't have been a big deal, but... the timing of the photo was brilliant.
In the photo, Edgar is sitting at the dining table, leaning down and kissing the little hamster, while the little hamster is lying on Edgar's plate, with his eyes closed and his mouth upturned, as if waiting for a kiss.
If Shu Shu hadn't turned into a hamster, this would definitely be a very beautiful kissing picture, but Shu Shu was a hamster at the time.
This scene……
What is His Majesty the Emperor trying to do?Why would he kiss a hamster?He actually...molested a hamster! ?
As soon as people on Xingwang saw this photo, their brains were opened.
"What does His Majesty want? Molesting hamsters?"
"Your Majesty, how can you do this, are you worthy of the queen?"
"Your Majesty, you actually did such a crazy thing to a hamster, I see through you!"
"Isn't it just to show affection? Who is afraid of whom! I also have hamsters! I kiss, I kiss, I kiss, kiss!"
……
Of course, occasionally there are some relatively normal comments.
"Your Majesty looks so caring, I didn't expect him to have such a gentle side."
"Little hamster is so cute!"
"Suddenly I want to raise a little hamster!"
……
However, there are too few such comments, and most people are making fun of this picture.
Under Shu Shu's social account, a large wave of comments suddenly appeared.
"The queen doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate."
"Empress, don't worry, even if His Majesty empathizes with the little hamster, I will still love you."
"Queen, His Majesty the Emperor cheated on the little hamster, do you want to beat him up?"
……
Looking at these comments, Shu Shu couldn't laugh or cry.
It was just a photo taken secretly by someone. Why did so many things happen suddenly?
"Edgar, what should we do now?" Shu Shu looked at Edgar in confusion.
"Don't worry about them, it will be fine after a while." Edgar said.
Shu Shu agreed.
However, after a period of time, the incident did not calm down, but intensified.
"You are all wrong, His Majesty the Emperor is not molesting the little hamster, he is going to eat the little hamster!"
"The poor little hamster is on a plate, waiting to be tasted!"
"I heard that snakes like to eat mice. His Majesty the Emperor is a snake-like orc, so he probably likes to eat hamsters."
"Let me analyze it from a psychological point of view. His Majesty the Emperor probably ate hamsters because he was often teased by his parents with hamsters when he was a child."
"Hahahahaha!"
"Poor Your Majesty..."
……
Edgar: "..." Hey, is this really good?
Shu Shu looked at the picture, then went to see Edgar, and made up his mind that he would never stay on the plate again.
After what they said, this picture looks horrific.
There are many people discussing this picture on the Internet, and some people made it into an emoticon package with various words.
What "don't move, I'm going to kiss you", what "stay on the plate and let me eat" are all kinds of things.
For a time, pictures of Edgar kissing a hamster were everywhere on the Starnet of the Orc Empire.
His Majesty's little hamster is so red.
The people outside looked at the photos and just laughed. They thought that Edgar was not as cold and hard as he looked, and actually liked animals very much, but Ian Chris knew that the little hamster was Shu Shu.
"You guys still have to be more restrained in the future, don't flirt with me outside..." Ian looked at his son tangledly: "I don't want someone on StarNet to say that my son is a zoophile..."
Edgar: "..."
Fred leaned in front of Shu Shu: "Father, I want to kiss you too!"
"You're so old, don't kiss, you have to kiss your own wife." Shu Shu refused without hesitation.
Fred began to miss his daughter-in-law.
As for Gary... He hugged Shu Shu's leg: "Father, I'm going to eat there too!"
The matter ended with Edgar taking Shu Shu and the children to the sky restaurant for another meal.
This time, the restaurant in the sky did not charge any money. Last time Edgar was secretly photographed eating at their place, how could they have the nerve to charge again now?
And that night...
Edgar grabbed Shu Shu and threw it on the quilt.
"Hey, what do you want!" Shu Shu shouted with a surprised expression on purpose.
"Eat the hamster." Edgar said, he ate the head and the tail, he wanted to taste the taste of his little hamster.
After a long time, the princess of the Camilla Empire came to the Orc Empire and searched for news about Emperor Edgar on the Internet in order to communicate better.
"Your Highness, the Emperor of the Orc Empire seems to like to eat a small animal called a hamster!" A male reported to Elena with a picture.
"Let me see... such a small thing that is still full of hair, what is there to eat..." Elena pouted, and then noticed Edgar's appearance: "He looks very good-looking, I want to talk to him He made love!"
"Your Highness, it's better for us to be more subtle when it comes to saying that sex is inappropriate."
"So what do you say?"
"Just...a night together?"
So, after seeing His Majesty the Emperor of the Orc Empire, Princess Yelena asked, "I wonder if I have the honor to spend a night with His Majesty?"
After being rejected, she tried to talk to Edgar again, pointing to the little animal in Edgar's pocket that she forgot its name, and said, "What is this? Did you bring it for supper?"
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