Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 42

Imini, leaning on the tree, watched Sakura bandaging Sasuke's wound, and Naruto was practicing shuriken boringly. If the place is not the death forest and there are no scars on their bodies, this should be a harmonious classmate with love pictures , but this is not possible...

A scream woke up Imini who was taking a nap, "Who are you!" It was Sakura's voice.

Yimini rubbed his eyes, and took a closer look, "Isn't this the examinee who doesn't pay attention to hygiene?" Yimini, who had a deep impression on this person, recognized him at a glance, hehe, he doesn't look weak, this Sasuke is in trouble again.

"Sasuke Uchiha, what a beautiful Sharingan", Orochimaru still sticks out his unusual tongue and licks his lips hungrily. A talent in many areas, you can't speak with your tongue out...

"Who the hell are you?" Sasuke quietly took out a shuriken from his ninja bag to guard against it. He is a ninja from Kusanagi Village, and his strength should not be underestimated if he can approach him who has opened Sharingan so silently. "Naruto, Sakura, you all be careful!"

"Sasuke..."

"Worthy of being the descendant of the Uchiha family, he is really excellent." Orochimaru said leisurely, "I like a child who can see my strength and calmly analyze the situation. How about it, Sasuke, do you want strength? ? Want revenge? Then come with me..."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" A few shurikens were thrown over casually, but they were simply blocked. Sasuke was stunned for a moment, and asked again, "Who are you!" Konoha said to the Uchiha family. The Miemen incident is still relatively tightly blocked, at least one of the grass ninja village's ninja will never know, so there is only one explanation, that is, this person is not a grass ninja village at all!

"Ala, I found it." Orochimaru tore off his face and said, "Excellent children are really different. I think you may have heard of me. I am one of Konoha's top three ninjas, and I know it too. Your brother Uchiha Itachi's news."

"Hey, who the hell are you! You've been yelling and talking non-stop since the beginning, why did Sasuke follow you?" Naruto who was on the side saw that something was wrong, so he yelled at Orochimaru, he should thank Naruto I don’t usually study hard, so I don’t know much about ninjas. One of the three ninjas is nothing to Naruto. Maybe you can ask, what is this, can it be eaten...

Squinting his eyes and looking at Naruto with horror, Orochimaru suddenly sneered, "I said, why do you look so familiar, you kid, so it's you!"

"What... what?" Naruto was also taken aback when he suddenly heard the unexpected words. Although he has been playing pranks in the past few years, he is not so famous that people outside the village know about it.

Without answering Naruto's words, Orochimaru still looked at Sasuke intently, this body, Uchiha's lineage, unparalleled Sharingan, isn't this the best body he was looking for?Soon, soon, Uchiha Sasuke's body will be used by me...

Naruto doesn't know Orochimaru, it doesn't mean Sasuke and Sakura don't know either, Orochimaru is Konoha's rebellious ninja, the level is as high as S rank, this is not a level that ordinary people can deal with, Sasuke thinks So, what is the purpose of this Orochimaru pretending to be an examinee...

"Sasuke, be careful!" Naruto yelled.

"What!" Sasuke, who barely escaped Orochimaru's blow, patted his heart, looked at the shuriken stuck in the tree, a few strands of his hair were still swaying in the wind, when did he make the move, unexpectedly I didn't even see it with Sharingan!The legendary Sannin is really scary!

"The body's ability to respond is good, and the irritability is also very good." The attitude like picking a product completely annoyed Sasuke, but a series of attacks did not work, and the initiative has always been in the hands of Orochimaru." Sasuke, I like you more and more..."

"Who wants you, bastard, to like you!" Glancing at Naruto and Sakura who had fainted beside him, Sasuke understood that this time he could only rely on himself.

"Looks like I need to teach you some lessons!" Saying that, Orochimaru once again summoned a huge python to attack like Sasuke, and Imini, who had been watching the battle from the tree, almost slipped down again...

"Simao..." Touching Simao, Yimini said, "The owner of the big snake I killed just now can't be him, it's too bad, if he finds out that I killed the big snake How can I pay compensation!"

"Meow meow meow~~~" (Translation: It's okay, that guy Orochimaru has a lot of snakes, he won't ask you for compensation...)

"Really?" Yimini seemed to understand Si Mao's words, and reconfirmed.

"Meow~"

"That's good." The relieved Imini watched Sasuke fighting hard below, and felt very unbearable. Forget it, you can train him anytime, and you don't have to rush at this moment, thinking about Imini's parents plot appeared again.

"Don't come over!" It seems that Sasuke is very afraid of the big snake summoned by Orochimaru, and he yelled loudly while attacking desperately, Imini shook his head, it's really ugly, if you don't let him come over, will he not come over?Stupid Sasuke... (Itachi: You stole my lines...)

"Instead of screaming with such force, it's better to defeat it quickly." Imini stepped in front of Sasuke and helped him block the second attack. "It's too embarrassing!"

"I... Mini" Seeing the acquaintance suddenly appear, Sasuke stammered, "You... why are you here!" It's over, the other party is one of the Sannin, even Imini can't beat him , This is miserable, there is not even one person to notify Hokage-sama.

"I've been here all the time." Imini took Sasuke and stood on the ground steadily, "You guys are doing so badly, you were really scared just now!"

"Ah!" Sasuke exclaimed suddenly.

"what?"

"What's with your clothes!"

"Huh?" Imini looked at his clothes, because he didn't like Konoha's uniform vest, so Imini wore the same white clothes as usual, but now it has changed into red clothes, "Ah, this Ah, I accidentally stained it when I was working, it's all right..." Well, I was too focused when I was dissecting the big snake's corpse, I didn't expect to dye my clothes like this, it's really bad luck.

Under Orochimaru's surprised eyes, Imini calmly woke up the fainted Naruto and Sakura, and then said to Orochimaru, "Who is yours? Do you have a certificate? I heard that you want to get involved with my Sasuke. As a parent, I am under a lot of pressure!"

"You don't know who I am?" Orochimaru was even more surprised. This Cheng Yaojin who just came out is Konoha's examiner, and Konoha's Jonin still doesn't know who he is, which is really funny.

"I don't know, what kind of rich man are you?" Like Naruto, Imini, who is not good at Konoha history, doesn't know much about Orochimaru, but as Jiraiya's royal painter, he says he doesn't know about Orochimaru at all. It's a bit ridiculous who it is, it's purely to annoy him, since he is not a regular examinee, naturally Yimini doesn't have to pay attention to any discipline issues.

Orochimaru thought for a while, and then said, "My goal is Sasuke Uchiha, teach him to me, and I won't kill you, how about it?"

"Uchiha Sasuke is officially authorized by Uchiha Itachi, the key protection object officially entrusted to me by the three generations of Naruto-sama. If you want to take Sasuke under my nose, please prepare written materials. Both parties must sign and settle the balance. Man, have you gone through this procedure?" Imini said seriously, no matter how I say it, I can't let this Orochimaru take advantage of it for nothing!

"It seems that Konoha has also fallen." Orochimaru, who couldn't understand Imini's words, attacked Imini by surprise (the author suspected that he had no formalities). It's a deal, and no one can change it! "Hidden shadows with many snake hands!"

A group of snakes attacked Imini, and Imini, who was busy dealing with the snakes, didn't notice Orochimaru's intention, so he went around behind him, next to Sasuke, and seized the opportunity, Orochimaru bit Sasuke's neck hard Later, he said proudly, "Leave a small mark for you first, and you will definitely come to me in the future... Sasuke Uchiha..."

Seeing Orochimaru who had already escaped, Imini didn't go after him, and no one paid, so he didn't bother to go. He looked back at Sakura and Naruto who had just woken up, and then looked at being bitten by Orochimaru. Sasuke who fainted, Imini held his forehead, why do these little guys like to faint so much.

"Brother Imini, Sasuke will be fine..." Because Sakura adopted a policy of isolation from Imini, it was of course Naruto who asked this question.

"Oh, nothing will happen, probably..." Imini felt a little guilty, and he didn't know why Orochimaru wanted to bite, "However, we have to quickly wipe off the drool on Sasuke's neck, really Disgusting", Imini, who is a bit of a clean freak, can't understand why Orochimaru can bite down on Sasuke's neck that hasn't been washed for several days. Those who have a biting habit should at least pay attention to oral hygiene. Disease comes from the mouth!

"That's right," Naruto agreed, and Sakura nodded.

"Let's go, I have prepared a temporary base in advance, let's go over there, there are food and so on, you are so disturbing..." Imini decided to bring the three of them to Go to the place where I hide food at home to take a rest, can't ruin Sasuke's Chunin exam because of classmate Orochimaru's trouble.

"Okay, Brother Imini, you are so prescient..." (The author deeply suspects that Imini has already written the bill and prepared it for you)

Sakura's heart: there will be no conspiracy, Mr. Kakashi, please tell me!

Perhaps in Yimini's eyes, there is nothing other than his relatives and tasks that can make him have real emotional fluctuations, but after living in Konoha for so many years, even a person like Yimini who is usually very calm It also gradually became flesh and blood. Hokage-sama has said more than once that Imini is becoming more and more like an ordinary person. It is good to be happy, angry, sad and happy, but it is very bad to make Imini angry... Maybe I want to remind you here Dear readers, where did the ingredients of Imini go?The answer is, in Didara's stomach...

"Brother Imini, is this the place?" Naruto asked with Sasuke on his back.

"Well, it's here." Imini looked around, yes, it's here, "Sakura, go get some water for Sasuke to wipe, I'll cook..." (Cup!)

"Okay", Sakura, who agreed, carefully wiped Sasuke's poor neck that was left with saliva by Orochimaru as instructed.

Everything was so harmonious again, but when Yimini opened the scroll hidden in the tree hole, a tragedy happened. In the scroll filled with high-grade beef and fresh vegetables, Yimini's eyes filled with anger Only one leaf of cabbage appeared in the book, and only one leaf of cabbage silently mourned on the scroll that his companion had already entered Didala's stomach... (Note: Cabbage does not know Didala, the author just used anthropomorphic description... ...)

Clenching his fists, Imini once again felt his thoughts and feelings when he was robbed of the only piece of moldy bread on Meteor Street, "Who is..."

"Brother Yimini, what's wrong with you..."

"Who...who dared to snatch Lao Tzu's things? I'm really impatient!" Imini's expression was so fierce that Naruto didn't dare to approach again, "Since you want to die so much, Lao Tzu I will fulfill you, if you are caught, you will definitely make you pay 1000 times the price!"

Yimini, who has been completely demonized, not only calls himself Lao Tzu, but also has an extremely terrifying face. According to Naruto's later recollection, this is simply scarier than Uncle Kisame's face.

Imini, who was looking for suspicious traces, finally found a piece of rare clay nearby, and after many confirmations, he decided that it belonged to the prisoner, "Hmph, clay bastard (the temporary name Imini gave Didara) , just wait and see, I, Imini? Beat the enemy and swear in the name of the family, I will never die for you in this life!"

Not far away, Didara suddenly shivered, and said to himself, "It's so strange, it's obviously not winter, how can you feel cold?"

"Didara, what are you doing? Do you want to leave?" Everyone knows that Xie doesn't like to wait for others, "If you don't leave, I won't accompany you to find Itachi!"

"Ah, Dana, I see, I'll be here soon" Well, forget it, it's not a big deal anyway, put on more clothes and quilts when it's cold, woohoo, Dana's body is made of wood, if it has flesh, it must be very difficult to hug it It's warm, Didara, who is not afraid of death, imagined, Dana, if you were still in the flesh, I would like to sleep with you...

The author has something to say: the second update... oh also... I will not break my promise...

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