Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 39

"Sister Hongdou, when are we going to the examination room?" said Mitarai Azuki Imini, the chief examiner who was watching the second Chunin exam who was still eating meatballs, "You can't be late for work!"

"Well, I see." He swallowed the last ball, took a generous sip of the tea that came with him, Hongdou stood up, and tidied up his clothes, "We're going to the examination room now. I don't know if Yibixi can do it this time How many people are there, I'm really looking forward to it, Imini, come out handsomely with me!"

"Handsome? Why do you have to be handsome?" Imini asked puzzled. He said that since he came to Muye Village, he has had such an indelible generation gap with many people. Does it have to be handsome to be an invigilator?Think about the hunter exams, those few were not handsome at all, Mr. Mouthless, Mr. Fatty, Mrs. Picky, Mr. Pineapple Head, Elderly Elder...all of them are not very handsome...

"You don't understand that, the current students are all dragged to death, it would be shameless not to give them a good look, we are Jnin anyway, majesty, majesty must be needed!" Hongdou right-handed Clenching his fists, he explained excitedly.

"Oh, yes!" Imini touched the four hairs in his arms, and suddenly realized, "Sister Hongdou, you are really amazing, Kakashi is always so decadent, so he is always despised, I know, we Let's make a handsome appearance together!"

"By the way, do you want to take this cat to the Death Forest?" Hongdou asked strangely, "This is not Ninja Cat, it is very dangerous there, are you not afraid that it will be eaten?"

"That's right, Si Mao, are you afraid of being eaten?" Yimini asked with his head tilted. This behavior made Hongdou a little dizzy. Isn't the cat who endures cats able to answer your words?

Stunned in Yimini's arms for a moment, Simao firmly grabbed Yimini's clothes, indicating that he would never leave his master, "Oh, sister Hongdou, Si Mao himself is not afraid at all, and he doesn't want to Leave me." Looking at Simao's firm eyes, Yimini felt that he liked it more and more, and would definitely become a cute animal like Sanmao in the future!

"Ha... so, then let's go", hoping that the cat will not die unexpectedly, Hongdou walked to the first examination room with Yimini, praying for the good luck of the cat.

Just when Naruto was still immersed in the joy of passing the first exam, a loud noise caught everyone's attention, the window glass was smashed by something, and several kunai hung the dark curtain accurately On the wall, Yibixi, who was still explaining the purpose of the exam to the ninja who passed the exam, was strictly blocked.

"This is... what happened?" Everyone opened their eyes wide and looked at the introduction on the curtain, and then looked at the female ninja and Yimini standing firmly in front of the stage. Is this the examiner of the second exam?

Ningci, who was sitting in his seat, ignored Yimini's eager gaze, and the corners of his mouth twitched a little. It turned out that the proverb that you can hide from a monk can't hide from a temple is true. Who made Yimini this guy into the center? Examiner of Shinobi Exam!Ning Ci, who has always been calm, is angry again... He is an examiner, he doesn't mess with me, I don't mess with him, yes, I definitely don't talk to him, even if you call me Xiaobai, I don't talk to him... Sometimes, my self Hypnosis is a good method, um.

"Now is not the time to be happy! Boys, I am the examiner of the second exam, Mitarai Anko, and this is my assistant, Imini? Hit the enemy, don't think that everything will be fine if you pass Ibixi's simple exam, don't dawdle Now, everyone who takes the second test will follow me!" The unique self-introduction obviously shocked all the ninjas in the test room, and then there was silence.

Pulling Hongdou's clothes, Yimini, who kept hugging Simao, asked, "Sister Hongdou, is this the shocking way you said? But they ignored you."

"Don't be wordy!" Dissatisfied with the reaction of the candidates, Hongdou put her hands on her hips, looked at the remaining 78 candidates and said with a chuckle, "It seems that Yibixi's exam is really easy this time, and there are still 26 groups left. , let’s cut it in half first!”

"Hey, Hongdou, the candidates this time are all excellent, don't underestimate them," Yibixi said with a wry smile to Hongdou who was behaving strangely, and then whispered to Yimini, "I'm not wrong, right? The kid from the Uchiha family also passed the exam, so you should be relieved now!"

"En!" Imini nodded, "It's all right now, I thought I was going to lose my job!" Seeing the figures of Sasuke and Naruto, Imini walked over to look at the test papers they put on the table , Imini always wanted to know how many points Sasuke and the others could get by cheating on topics that he didn't even know.

Expressing his satisfaction with Sasuke's test paper, Imini picked up Naruto's test paper and looked back and forth, asking in surprise, "Naruto, why didn't you write a single word?"

"Ah, Brother Imini, don't say it!" Sensing the fiery eyes of all the candidates, Naruto shouted, how can such a shameful thing be said, Imini probably really is, now Sasuke and Xiao Sakura was going to laugh at herself for being an idiot again, saying that she had passed the first exam.

Patting Naruto's head, Imini suddenly realized, "So you already knew the purpose of this exam, it's really not easy, sometimes you have to show your excellence, you are doing the right thing, it is wise Yes, I hate doing test papers that have no practical meaning!"

"Huh?" Looking at the people next to him, and listening to Imini's explanation, Naruto seemed to feel a sense of danger. Everyone probably regarded himself as the biggest enemy, it seemed... the first scene just now The exams themselves also came out in the limelight.

"Okay, let's stop gossip, please gather at the designated place at noon tomorrow, boys, I hope you won't die this time." Hongdou gracefully pulled Yimini away and jumped out of the window that was destroyed by her, faintly Yes, people in the classroom can still hear...

"Imini, let's go to the shop where you work, the meatballs there are delicious!"

"Really? Kakashi also said that the meatballs I made are delicious, sister Anko, do you want to try it?"

"Yes! I also want red bean soup, which is a perfect match!"

"That's right, I..."

These two people are the examiners, Konoha is really strange... The candidates from other villages are thinking the same thing, and the candidates from Konoha's homeland are also wearing petrified costumes, and now it is embarrassing to go to a foreign country... Sasuke Holding his forehead, Ning Ci sighed.

Time flies like a fleeting moment. This sentence is really appropriate to describe the exam period. It feels like the next day's noon has not passed.

"I counted, one, two... 78, well, all the people are due!" Explaining to the candidates who came to the Forest of Death as promised that the meaning of the second exam is what the examiner should do, Hong Dou said, "Second We will hold the first test in the Death Forest, just like its name, if you are not careful, you will die. The content of the test is to collect the Book of Heaven and the Book of Earth within five days, and then go to the Central Tower to gather. It's a simple rule!"

Yimini stood beside Hongdou, holding a stack of documents in his hand, and Simao was still following him. Seeing Hongdou's getting more and more excited, he had to step forward and remind, "Sister Hongdou, why don't you come back?" Here's what they need to sign."

"Oh yes, come here if you are willing to take this exam and you are not afraid of death, I will only let you enter the exam room after signing this!"

"what is that?"

"Of course it's a document that states that I'm not responsible for your life or death. If you don't sign it, I won't let you take the exam," Hongdou said with a smile, shaking her finger.

"Why is this! Even if you scare me like this, I won't believe it!" Naruto forgot the wise saying of shooting the first bird, and scolded the red bean examiner who was already very hot-tempered.

"A child like you", a shadow flashed, and Hongdou instantly came to Naruto's back, touched Naruto's cheek that was just scratched by his Kunai, and said softly, "...will die soon! "

"Here, I'll give it back to you." A gloomy woman appeared behind Hongdou, and with her surprisingly long tongue rolled up Kunai who had just hurt Naruto and returned it to Hongdou.

"Evil..." How could this person pick up things with his tongue!Imini looked away, he was a bit of a clean freak and couldn't stand such an unhygienic existence.

Even if you are a bosom friend on sweets, the crime of scratching the potential stocks that you have carefully cultivated for many years is still very serious. Imini took out the notepad in his pocket and wrote that after the exam, he represented Naruto and asked for medical treatment from Mitarai Anko. Fees, mental damage fees, disfigurement fees, etc...

Hongdou, who didn't know that he already owed a lot of money, greeted Yimini and asked everyone to sign quickly, the exam is waiting for no one!

"What is this, why are there two copies of mine?" Sasuke looked at the "contract" in his hand, and then looked at other people's. Why did he have two copies and others only had one chapter?

"Ah, Sasuke, I have two too," Naruto said, "Let me see, ☆、Chapter 2

Sasuke looked at the complacent Imini and Simao (the dead cat) who was sleeping in his arms, feeling very uneasy, and threw the "contract" in front of Imini with a "bang", viciously Said, "Imini, explain, what the hell is this!"

"Ah... this, I heard sister Hongdou said that you might die in the forest. If you and Naruto die, who will your property be left to? That poor Naruto is fine, your family Do you want to donate that large piece of land and house to charity? Instead of this, why don’t you give it all to me, and I will take care of your funeral!” Although I promised Itachi to take good care of Sasuke, but now it’s the exam, Hokage-sama also said that there is no room for selfishness in the exam. Thinking about it this way, except for special circumstances where I can help out, if Sasuke fails the normal exam, then I can no longer get a point from Itachi Is there any money?Still have to get ready early.

"You... a money fan should have a limit!" Sasuke resisted the urge to run away here, and tried his best to keep the word "井" on his forehead from being noticed, "I still have a lot of things to do. I will not die here, and the property issue is not for you to worry about now!"

"But……"

"No but!"

"Okay, if you don't sign, then don't sign, really, what's the use of getting angry", Imini murmured this retract☆, Chapter 2's head, which brought a little warmth to Naruto who was still struggling with being a poor man, "It's not your fault that you are poor. When you become Hokage, you will be rich. It's okay. Don't be discouraged. The world is so big. Isn't there a place where we can make money? After all, your parents didn't leave any property. Wrong." This sentence is quite tragic. (Even Harry Potter has an inheritance, the son of the fourth Hokage actually lives like this... Hey, I can’t calm down)

Brother Imini, are you really comforting me... Naruto burst into tears...

Because the interaction with a financial fan examiner was too frequent, most of the candidates present pointed their finger directly at the innocent class [-], there must be something wrong, they are so familiar, what if... this is really black, what is the exam? Yes, the darkest!There are also these weird examiners, one likes to eat meatballs, the other looks very weak, and also brought a cat that is not a ninja cat, is Konoha fooling us?

Actually, Konoha is really innocent...

After a signing turmoil ended, watching Sasuke and the others resolutely walk into the dangerous forest of death with their Heavenly Book, Imini fell into a kind of bitter atmosphere of a child growing up and leaving his parents. I don't know why his thinking can change so quickly...

"Si Mao, let's go to the forest to watch, and find Sasuke and the others by the way." After making sure that all the candidates have entered the examination room, Yimini looked at the gloomy death forest and said to Si Mao, "For the rest of my beautiful life , I can’t really let Sasuke die, and if he really dies, itachi, a good brother like him, will be sad. You can’t do things that make your brother sad. Although I have lived here for so long, I still feel very sad. I miss my big brother, and my big brother will miss me like Itachi misses Sasuke, don’t you think?”

During the few days in the death forest, relying on the pies that fell from the sky (ingredients prepared by Imini), Didala and Xie lived very comfortably. It’s easy to deal with. Originally, I wanted to find Itachi and Kisame, but thinking that they would eventually come to me, Didara stubbornly decided to sit on the sidelines. Anyway, there is food and drink in this forest, and it is rich in nutrition... 囧.

"Danna, there are people here, and there are many of them." Didara sat up from the grass and said to Xie, "Did Konoha find something?"

"No", as a puppet master, Scorpion is much more sensitive to Chakra than Didara, "There are only a few Chakras mixed in the air that are relatively strong, and the others are very weak people, maybe here This is the examination room for the Chunin Exam, otherwise there would not be so many people coming in."

"Danna, you are really good. Although I am better at art, Dana is indeed better than me in this aspect." Didara patted his heart, "The moment I felt chakra just now, I thought it was me. The owner of those things came to me, and I was shocked!"

"It's really useless."

"What, if the owner really came here to pay compensation, our monthly payment for this period has already been spent, and you don't know that cheapskate in Jiaodu..." Didara looked aggrieved, but Dana actually said that he useless.

"Didara, you and I are both wanted S-level rebels on the list. Are you afraid of compensation? Do you want everyone to know that S-level rebellious ninjas are chased by others for compensation?" Scorpion sneered.

"No! This is too unartistic! I must sublimate them with my art!"

"Right, your worries are superfluous. There is nothing our Xiao organization dare not do, not to mention stealing a scroll of food. If we dare to ask you for debts, we will kill them. We don't care about adding more money." A few lives..." Didara is such an idiot that he still thinks about compensation.

"Well, Dana, you're absolutely right!"

In this case, I would like to say that the world is unpredictable...it is really very unpredictable...

The author has something to say: I drank some wine at the banquet, got dizzy, woke up after a nap, it was still night, and continued to code...

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