Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 29

"Then what, I don't know anything..." A certain uncle looked at the sky.

Looking at Dazna who was still pretending to be stupid, Kakashi sighed, "If you don't confess, we have the right to refuse this mission. We ninjas have our own rules of survival, and we don't accept unclear jobs."

"Okay, I'll go all out!" Dazner said proudly, "The target of these people is me, because some people don't want me to go back to the Kingdom of Waves to build bridges and are going to assassinate me halfway, so I am in Konoha At that time, I applied for the protection of the ninja..."

"Since you have applied for the protection of a ninja, why not apply for a higher-level mission?" Kakashi was puzzled this time, "In this way, your life will be more secure!"

"It's true to say that... But our country of Waves is very poor, and even the daimyo has no money. The cost of B-level missions is too high, and we really can't afford it." Dazna said pitifully to Kakashi cried.

"What? Are you poor?" Imini, who was teasing Si Mao just now, grabbed the keyword and asked loudly, and Si Mao was so startled that she shrank into his arms.

"Ah, no, no, Mr. Dazna is a world-renowned master bridge builder. Technology is power these days, so how can he have no money?" Kakashi lied, wiping his cold sweat, "He said he had stayed in the bridge before The headman of a certain village here is poor... yes, that's right."

"It turns out that's the case. Let me tell you earlier. I hate people who eat the overlord's meal and entrust the overlord's task the most." Yimini nodded reassuringly, "When did that happen? After the torture, my elder brother blocked the five senses, then went crazy, and was finally eaten by my family's San Mao, I don't want Si Mao to eat this kind of thing, um."

"What a scary person." Dazna patted his chest in fear and said to Kakashi, avoiding Imini who continued to strengthen his relationship with Simao, "You can't just ignore me, Hokage-sama You are said to be noble ninjas, how can you watch a generation of bridge builders fall?" (Hokage-sama: Did I say that?)

"And my poor daughter and lovely grandson, the pain of losing the closest relatives is really..." Dazner almost burst into tears.

"Okay, okay, we will send you back to the land of waves." Kakashi, who couldn't stand the desperate pleas of others, surrendered completely, "but I want to tell you, don't say it in front of Imini. You don't have any money, this time the task is to frame us, otherwise your life will be lost, just now you saw how he killed people, um, you know."

"Okay, I will definitely not let him know." For the sake of my own life, I can't let him know. Why did this peaceful Konoha have such a ninja who loves money and kills? The most important thing is this cold The ninja still has an innocent face, the world is crazy...

Dazna, Sasuke and the others roughly talked about what happened and asked them to promise not to tell Imini the truth. Kakashi led them to the country of waves again. Imini, who had been excluded from whispering, was very Is depressed, is there anything you can't let me know?Continuing to stroke Si Mao, Yimini murmured, "Si Mao, it's still better, only you won't bully me..." (囧~~Who dares to bully you?)

"By the way, Brother Imini, how did you know that there are ninjas hidden in the puddle just now?" Naruto has always admired Imini, who knows everything, and he will not have any questions if he asks the knowledgeable Imini problem.

"Oh, that." Imini thought about how to explain this to Naruto, "That is a profound question. First of all, we have to understand the three states of matter. Only after we know this can we go on."

"Three states? What is that? Can it be eaten?"

"Um...the so-called three states of matter are solid state, liquid state, and gas state." Imini thought about it for a while, and then gave a lecture on popular science to Naruto Sakura Sasuke, who was attracted by the miraculous physical phenomenon.

"Oh, so that's the case, and then?" Everyone was very interested, and they had never heard of this kind of theory.

"The solid state will dissolve into a liquid state when it reaches a certain melting point, the liquid state will also be vaporized into a gaseous state at a certain time, and the gaseous state will also become a solid state under certain circumstances. Well, these substances can be converted into each other "As if, Imini has become a physics genius...

? ? ?The three shook their heads and looked at each other, "What do you mean by this transformation?"

"Eh? Don't you guys understand?" Imini was puzzled. He must have said it clearly enough. Konoha must have bad Feng Shui, why even the child's understanding is so poor!

"Okay, okay!" Kakashi interrupted Imini's physics lecture helplessly, and complained, "Why are you talking so complicated? Just tell them that there are pits on the ground because the weather is sunny and there is no rain. Water is impossible, right? There are some chakra breaths that have not been hidden well, and these can be used to detect the enemy.” Really, what kind of three states of matter, the more it gets messed up, the more chaotic Imini’s brain circuit really is. Similarly, thinking about difficult things is very simple, but thinking about simple things is so complicated. After doing this for him, Kakashi's head grew bigger again...

"Cut, those who don't understand scientific and cultural knowledge." Imini expressed his infinite contempt for Kakashi who didn't understand himself and didn't let others learn knowledge.

Isn't the reason why Konoha is underdeveloped is that there is no profound cultural knowledge as background, knowledge is power, although those people in the brigade are not happy, but whether they are knights or Kuroro, they all rely on knowledge to make a fortune. Even the beater, who is a family of killers, has hired high-level teachers to teach scientific and cultural knowledge, so what else is there to say?

Thinking of this, Yimini suddenly realized that if he opened a cultural tutoring class here, he might make a lot of money, and by the way, he could also train talents for Konoha...

"How long will it take to reach the country of Waves!" Naruto asked, because he felt that it was getting colder and colder. Judging from the climate, it should not be far from the country of Waves.

"It's almost there, it's just ahead" Since Dazner's incident was exposed, his attitude towards Naruto has improved a lot. If you want anything from others, of course you have to lower your posture, and you must also pay attention not to offend the money-obsessed killer who likes to hug cats Young man, Dazna feels that he has had a very difficult two days.

"Wait..." Kakashi stopped first, stopped the people behind with his hands, his expression suddenly became a lot more serious, and anyone who knows him knows that although he is usually slovenly, once he really encounters something, he will be a Very good ninja.

"There's someone else..." Yimini said helplessly. For some reason, Simao seemed very excited. Could it be that it also wants to fight?Impossible... Simao is still young, let's talk about the battle later!

Hearing Imini's sigh, Kakashi quickly saved his wallet, "Imini, please protect Uncle Dazna, I will deal with the enemies this time, Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, you all Stand guard all around against their fellows."

"Yes!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a half-naked uncle covered in bandages appearing in front of him, "Is he engaged in performance art?" Yimini didn't like such an unconventional attire, after all, the education of beating the enemy Hakka is relatively traditional.

Just thinking about it, Kakashi has already fought with the performance art uncle, and the two sides refuse to give in to each other. The situation is very tense... tense... tense?

Hearing Imini's words, Kakashi's black line, one of the enemy Ghost Saber Seven who appeared, looked angry. Although he didn't know what performance art was, it must not be a good thing, "Wait, no more Zhan, your opponent is me." Kakashi threw a lot of shurikens, while chasing the one who was running towards Imini, what should I say about you, Imini, you really More troublesome than Naruto!

"Little devil, what are you talking about!" Zai Bu Zhan yelled loudly.

Kakashi, who tried his best to stop Zabuzhan, pulled up his Konoha forehead guard a little bit, and opened his eyes suddenly, revealing a Sharingan with three small gobade inside. Sasuke was surprised, but Kakashi did not expect Teacher Xi also has a Sharingan, how did he get it?

"It turned out to be Konoha's copy ninja Kakashi." Zabuzhan sneered, "It's an honor to meet the famous Konoha elite here, but you may want to save your life!"

This is the first time Imini saw Kakashi's complete Sharingan without a mask. It is not as good-looking as Itachi. This is Imini's first impression. Is it true that the pirated version is not as good as the original?Imini began to look forward to the beautiful color of Sasuke when he opened his eyes. Itachi and Sasuke are brothers, so Sasuke's Sharingan must also look good. (This logic seems to be right and wrong...)

Carrying his own big knife, he said without cutting, "As long as you hand over the old man in your hand to me, maybe I will let you live, or don't blame me for being ruthless!"

"Stop rambling! We are Konoha's ninjas, how can we leave our client alone?" Naruto shouted at Zabuzhan, "This is against my way of ninja, I will not hand over Uncle Dazna to you of!"

"Yes, how can you just let you take away the fruits of our labor?" The money has not been paid, how can the client run away?Imini agrees with Naruto's words, as expected, the investment is not in vain, Naruto, you are really a caring little padded jacket. (Oops!!!)

I didn't expect Konoha's people to be so loyal, and Dazna was almost moved to tears again. Even Yimini, who kills people like carrots, has such righteousness. God has eyes, let him choose Muye. Ye's ninja acts as his bodyguard.

"Eh?" After talking for a long time, Imini suddenly realized something important, "Have said so much, who are you, Uncle Performance Art, and why did you kill Mr. Dazner? Don't you know A sea of ​​blood and deep enmity, are we sworn to death?"

The corners of the mouth under the bandage can't stop cramping, what kind of person is this, can such a dull person still be a ninja?Another little kid who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth!

"Water escape, the technique of water dragon bullet!" It is very beneficial to be in a place with water, but Kakashi is not a second-rate product, and Sharingan is not a decoration, and the name of copying ninja is not for nothing. Yes, Kakashi launched an attack the moment Zabuzhan started his ninjutsu.

"Water escape, the art of water dragon bullet!" Ji Kuai and Zai Bu Zhan formed the same seal, and the ninjutsu of both sides was launched almost at the same time.

"Is this copy ninjutsu?" Zabuzhan watched Kakashi perform the same ninjutsu in surprise. Since the ninjutsu is the same, the final victory or defeat will depend on the chakra of both sides, and... …

"Not good!" Kakashi's heart sank. It was a water prison technique, and he made a mistake. In this place full of water, there will be no more water.Kakashi, who was almost in a desperate situation, suddenly yelled, "Come on Imini! This man is a traitor with a bounty on him. If you hit him, the bounty will be yours." Although I know that not beheading is treason, but I don’t know if there is a reward or how much it is. I hope there is a reward, otherwise the money should be paid by myself.

As soon as he heard that he was rich, Imini entrusted Simao to Sasuke, and told him, "You have to take good care of Simao, she is a very weak kitten", and then rushed into the battle like flying... …

"Hey, how much is it?" Imini asked the key point right away. If the bounty is low, killing him by yourself will not be worth the loss. You must first investigate the market conditions to be a good enemy beater. thing.

"Such a kid also wants my bounty?" Zabuzhan smiled contemptuously, "I am an S-rank rebel from Wunin Village, how much do you think I am worth?"

"S rank..." Imini sighed. It turned out to be the same level of rebellious ninja as Uchiha Itachi. When I was in Konoha, I saw Itachi's reward order. The number on it is not ordinary small The business can be earned back, well, Itachi is the employer, so of course we can't take the idea on him, besides Itachi is good at his worst illusion, if he can't beat him, it will be miserable, but there is another S The super rebellious forbearance comes to the door, so why not do it?

"Okay, I'm going!" He took out a shuriken from his ninja bag and pointed at Zabuzhe Shui.Kakashi took advantage of this to escape from the water prison.

Physique and other things have always been Yimini's strong point. With one hand, he opened the side of the big sword, and his left foot has already hooked the shoulder of Zabu. With just one click, his internal organs can be dug out, " Cut! It's water again. Body, you unlucky ninjas, use points all day long. Body art, is it annoying!" The bounty in hand was gone, and Imini was furious.

Suddenly a thousand copies flew over from a distance, and accurately pierced into the back of Zabuchou's neck. It was still very strong just now and then fell down smoothly. This dramatic scene left Yimini dumbfounded... "MD, these days, One or two came to rob me of money, you are so poor!" Then he let out a roar that shook the earth...

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