Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 26

Tasks always come out of the blue, a black figure in the forest runs fast, causing the surrounding leaves to rustle, Yimini stands bored on the tree and watches the task just received by the four below, while thinking about today's recipe While studying the village's outdated radio communication equipment, Yimini began to secretly feel happy. If the knights from the brigade also came here, he would probably die of depression.

"Here is Sasuke, the target is in Area A, and the target is currently inactive."

"Sakura here, the target is 20 meters from Naruto's current position."

"Okay, Naruto, take advantage of the opportunity to kill with one blow!"

"Kakashi-sensei, understand!"

With a sound of "嗖", Naruto flew out from the woods. No matter how many times Imini felt that Naruto used all four limbs when performing tasks, he looked very much like their Sanmao. People should be much better than Sanmao now...

"Wow, Kakashi-sensei, Brother Imini, you caught it!" Naruto shouted excitedly holding up the target he just caught - a lost cat of Mrs. Daimyo of the Fire Country.

"Okay, are you sure it's a cat named Tiger?" Kakashi asked.

Sakura compared the photos in her hand, and after confirming that they were correct, she reported to Kakashi, "That's right, it's Mrs. Daimyo's missing Tiger."

Looking at Xiaohu who was still struggling in Naruto's arms, Sasuke still coolly said something boring and walked away. Damn, it's been like this job recently, if it keeps going like this, I don't know how long it will take to find that person!

"Imini, come down." Kakashi reluctantly asked Imini, who had been standing on the tree to watch, to come down. "We are going to call it a day. Mrs. Daimyo is still waiting in Hokage-sama's office."

"Understood", Imini jumped off the tree and came to Naruto, staring closely at the cat Naruto caught, with dark eyes and soft fur, as if he felt that someone was staring at him, named Xiaohu's cat also gradually calmed down, one person and one cat looked at each other face to face, Imini slowly stretched out his hand from Naruto to hold Xiaohu in his arms, and inexplicably had a kind of Feeling pity, in front of Kakashi and everyone, he said to Xiaohu abruptly, "I am very optimistic about you, hang out with me in the future, I will cover you, Simao." (I changed my name so soon ~)

"Huh?" Kakashi thought about the terrifying Mrs. Daimyo, and quickly stopped him, "Imini, you can't take this cat away. We have to return it to Mrs. Daimyo."

"That's it." Yimini nodded thoughtfully, "Then let Si Mao choose by himself later. If it chooses me as its new owner, then I can raise it?"

"Ah, no, even if it recognizes you as its owner, you can't raise it. Mrs. Daimyo won't agree. Haven't you seen it all? Her enthusiasm for this cat," Kakashi said weakly, Hokage-sama said that Imini can help him manage the seventh class, it's all nonsense!The most troublesome thing is this guy!

"Oh, that won't work." Imini was a little disappointed, and when Kakashi thought he had succeeded in persuading him, he continued, "But my elder brother said that if someone blocks your way forward or robs your beloved If you don’t want something, then you can refer to the first rule of the family motto—everything is based on the reputation of beating the enemy.”

"What do you mean?" Kakashi was puzzled, and even Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura were also puzzled.

"Oh, it means that I can just kill that daimyo lady, not only can I raise this cat in a legitimate way, but also my family's reputation is preserved. The person who beats up the enemy is not someone who can be manipulated outside. Soft persimmons!" Imini stated his plan righteously.

Except for Sasuke, a group of people in the seventh class were dumbfounded by Imini's way of thinking, "Imini, it's just a cat, don't take it so seriously, it's not good to kill people..." Kakashi thought I am becoming more and more like an old lady, cutting off Imini's whimsical thoughts every day.

"No", Emini said solemnly, "This cat is my Emini? The enemy and guests will never let others anymore. Do you say you are willing to be with me? Four Mao Mao? ?”

Seeing Xiaohu sleeping tenderly in Imini's arms, he betrayed his original owner in just a few hours. Now the world is really declining, and even the morals of cats are not high... Kakashi began to worry, this How should things end?If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let Imini carry out this mission... It's really troublesome...

"Aww, Xiaohu, you are finally back. Do you know that mom misses you so much, and I will never leave mom again?" Sasuke looked at the convulsed daimyo wife with a dark face, while pulling Imini's hand The clothes prevent him from acting rashly, isn't it just a cat, why is he so excited?

"Aha, with such an owner, no wonder the cat ran away, no wonder Imini was chosen as the new owner..." Sakura exclaimed, this world is a tragedy, even a cat needs to struggle to survive, wow , What a poor cat!

"Meow!!!" Si Mao struggled desperately, trying to get out of the arms of this terrifying woman, but facing the huge daimyo wife, Si Mao failed...

Back at the Uchiha mansion, Imini and Kakashi began to discuss plans to rescue Simao.

"Kakashi, don't forget what you said. If you can't bring Simao back, you are ready to compensate me for a huge mental loss." Imini thought of the woman making out with his Simao, and felt Face sad to the extreme.

Kakashi sighed, and whispered helplessly, "Okay, I'll take you to the daimyo's mansion in the evening, and then you will pretend to be an ordinary thief and steal your four hairs, so that you won't be let Konoha has some diplomatic problems."

Tch, if it weren't for the fear that there would be no way to complete the task entrusted by Hokage-sama and Itachi, he would have snatched Si Mao a long time ago, and still use it here to grind his hands?I despised Kakashi a little in my heart, and Imini complained that he made his four hairs suffer. Thinking about Mrs. Daimyo, I really can't understand how there are such unartistic creatures in the world. This woman is really fat Ah, even Brother Fat Pig is willing to bow down.

"Sasuke, please boil the bath water. When I come back, I will take my cute four-haired hair to take a bath..." Before leaving the door, Imini ordered Sasuke who was covered in black lines like this.

"..."

"Please, if I can't take a shower with Si Mao when I come back, then my mood will become very bad, and if it becomes very bad, then tomorrow's breakfast will become natto and three-color meatballs. Can you understand the relationship between the Lord's luxurious cuisine and the power involved? Sasuke..."

Sasuke imagined the luxurious cuisine in Imini's mouth, and goose bumps all over his body. This guy is usually pampered by himself, but if he is really angry, wait for him to kill himself. Forget it, just boil the bath water That's all, Sasuke calmed down after weighing the pros and cons, "Okay, since you have asked me so sincerely, then I can't justify it if I don't help..."

"Sasuke, you are such a good person..."

"..."

"Then let's go!" Imini waved his hand to Sasuke, "We'll be back soon, and the task entrusted to you must be done well so that you can live up to my training for you!"

"Ha...goodbye", looking at himself, Sasuke took back the right hand he used to wave goodbye to Imini and the others, and suddenly felt that he had become a little foolish... Sure enough, during the days with Imini, his character In the eyes of outsiders, it is probably completely distorted.

"Here we are, this is the Daimyo Mansion," Kakashi said to Imini, pointing to a magnificent castle ahead.

"It's such a big castle." Yimini suddenly felt hatred for the rich. "This is a luxury obtained by exploiting the common people. It's really disgraceful. I want to punish you on behalf of the poor in the world!" (Imi Are you poor? ~囧)

In fact, I can’t blame Imini, it’s just human jealousy. I originally saved so much money at home to prepare for retirement, but was suddenly brought to this place by the damn Kurolo, and my distorted psychology changed. It's even more distorted, why don't you say that he needs a deposit for chasing this task every day and chasing that one?That's because what he lacks is not money, but the pleasure of having money!

Imini closed his eyes, and Kakashi felt a trace of strong or weak chakra slowly flowing from Imini's body, but it was different from ordinary chakra.

"I found it, Simao is in the third room from the left." Imini opened his eyes and said to the surprised Kakashi, "I'm going in, you stay here and wait for me!"

"Are you a sentient ninja?" Kakashi asked, this type of ninja is rare.

"What are you talking about?" Imini gave Kakashi a blank look, "I'm leaving, you are here to take care of me..." What kind of sentient ninja, is this not good?Uneducated Kakashi...

"Hey, there are twelve soldiers protecting the Daming Mansion, so be careful!"

"Know, know."

After so many years of fighting in Anbu, plus those who trained in beating the enemy Hakka a long time ago, Imini is already very proficient in the technique of hiding his body, so Kakashi doesn't have to worry about Imini being discovered , but I am an elite ninja who wants to accompany my subordinates late at night to steal cats because of Mao, this world is crazy!

Even in the dark, Yimini quickly found Simao's location, "Simao? Come, come to me..." Yimini woke up Simao softly and let him come to his side.

"Meow~~" Seeing Yimini, the cute Simao flew into Yimini's arms as if seeing a savior, "Meow~"

"Ha, so good, so good." Yimini touched Si Mao's head, so cute, and then the slight moonlight, Yimini found that the obese daimyo wife was lying on the bed not far away, and she was the only one Alone, Yimini thought nastyly, maybe this woman is too fat, even the daimyo went out to find a lover...

"you……"

After waking Mrs. Daming and before she could make a sound for help, Yimini covered her mouth from behind, "Don't move, if you move again, I'll kill you!"

The daimyo lady nodded.

"This cat fell in love with me, and it seemed that it didn't like you as its master, so I took it away. Do you know what to say tomorrow?" Give her a bite to give to Ming Human jelly bean, "This is a kind of poison. If you tell what happened tonight and put a reward on finding this cat, it will automatically poison it. You don't want to die!"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Madam Daming nodded desperately.

"Very good, the old man is gone!" Holding Simao, who had become his own, quickly dodged those patrolling soldiers, and Yimini was consummated...

"Why are you so late?" Kakashi who was waiting outside asked impatiently.

"It's nothing, it's just a lesson for that daimyo lady." Touching Simao's soft body, Imini felt very happy, and held up Simao to Kakashi as if offering a treasure to show off, "It's cute, she will be Simao in the future oh!"

Kakashi, who was covered in cold sweat, asked, "You won't kill Mrs. Daimyo?"

"No, and no one pays me, why should I kill her! Could killing her make a lot of money? Then I'll go right away!"

"No, no, you won't earn a dime from killing her." Kakashi grabbed Imini and said quickly, "We went back, Sasuke is still at home waiting for you and...cough cough, waiting for you and Simao!"

"That's right." Imini seemed to think of something, frowned in disgust, hugged his four hairs, greeted Kakashi and walked towards the house... Tch, that fat woman, her face is so oily, I should have known just now Just put a piece of paper on it and cover her mouth, shit... I made my hands greasy, how disgusting!

"Si Mao Si Mao, do you want to take a bath with me?"

"Meow~~~"

"You like to take a bath with me, you're so cute"

"Meow~~~~"

Kakashi followed behind Imini and listened to his conversation with a cat. Black lines were hanging from his head. When did you know how to talk to cats, Imini? You still have such a good time talking...

—————————————— The small theater is here again———————————————————

Imini: This cat is taken away by my uncle!

Daming's wife thought to herself: What a handsome boy! (nods drunkenly)

Imini: Do you know what to say tomorrow?

Mrs. Daming: (So handsome, so cool!) I know, dare to ask the son's name?

Yimini: (The information about beating the Hakka enemy is highly confidential and cannot be disclosed to outsiders...Let’s lie to her) Hey, since you want to know so much, I will tell you... Mrs. Tome Daimyo: Enen

Imini: My name is Iljimae...

The above is pure convulsions, please ignore it, the author drifts away~~~~~

The author has something to say: After finishing it, I originally wanted to split two chapters, but forget it, one chapter will be done~~~

Bubbling, favorite~~