Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 18

"You want to raise a puppy?" Kakashi was taken aback when he heard Imini's request, "Imini, although I am your captain, you can decide these things yourself. Raise a puppy. Dogs don't need to report to me."

Imini stared straight at Kakashi, and said slowly, "The Uchiha mansion is considered a famous mansion in Konoha, I plan to raise a dog to help the house watch the door, and accompany the lonely Sasuke, you know Yes, Sasuke's mental health is very important, so I came to you."

What are you looking for?Kakashi was a little depressed, Imini probably wanted to buy a puppy for free again, and since this guy knew that he had Sharingan, he had been stimulating him with Sasuke's psychological problems and the revival of the Uchiha family, Kakashi Cassie felt grief and indignation, Obito, the price of using your Sharingan is so high, this month's salary is almost lost...

"I heard that Captain Kakashi's family has eight cute puppies. For the sake of Sasuke's bright future, can you give up one?" Imini asked politely.

Which bastard told Imini about his ninja?All wages deducted!Kakashi is embarrassing, this child has premeditated to entangle himself, "Uh... my eight ninja dogs are psychic beasts who signed a psychic contract with me, and they are not suitable for helping me at all." You guard the gate and heal Sasuke's wounds."

"That's it," Yimini nodded, "It's a pity, if there is a suitable one, please help me find one, Captain!"

"..."

"I want those white, cute, black eyes the best," Yimini said to himself.

It's not difficult.

"You can also watch the house."

Just do some training.

"Well, the last one should be bigger."

There are also a lot of huge dogs. Kakashi thinks that Imini's request this time is not too much, at least it is much better than the nutritious ingredients that he had to travel all over Konoha last time.

"It's better to be bigger than the front door of my house, so that the gatekeeper will be effective. Well, that's all." Imini thought about Sanmao, and gave Simao (Imini, who was about to raise) The dog's name) was described, and he looked forward to the historic meeting with Si Mao.

"What!!!" Kakashi couldn't calm down when he heard the last condition, "Is there a dog that big in the world?" If there is, it's probably five-tailed Penghou, tailed beast or something...it can't be a pet Raise it!

"Isn't there?" Imini asked disappointedly, hey, the poor here can't even find a decent puppy, oh, yes, this place is so poor and lacking in supplies, we shouldn't hold too much here of hope.

Kakashi nodded solemnly, and began to enlighten the lost Imini, "Imini, raising a dog is very troublesome. Not only do you have to buy shampoo every day to bathe them, but you also have to spend money to buy delicious dog food. , um, and take the time to take them out for a walk, so a lot of your money and time are wasted here for a long time, how bad it is..."

Yes, Imini remembered, there used to be a special servant to take care of Sanmao when he was at home, and Sanmao would find food for himself, and it would be a waste of time and money to raise Simao by himself. Loss, Kakashi is still very reliable after all, um, such an important matter is thanks to his reminder.

"Okay, don't keep it anymore," Imini changed his words immediately after realizing the reality, "Well, keeping a dog will distract Sasuke from learning ninjutsu, so let's not keep it anymore, Captain Kakashi really sorry to bother you".

Hey, hey, it’s just that you don’t care about Sasuke’s mental health if you want to spend money, Kakashi complained in his heart, I don’t know who taught such a top-notch Imini, the education in this family is really successful, yes It's really rare to have such a deep obsession with money. (Author: Master Yi Ermi, you have been praised by the most popular teacher in the book of the dead, you are really good at teaching your younger brother! Yi Ermi: Of course, by the way, where did you abduct my younger brother? , Hey, don't run away, bring back Imini...)

"Captain, the task time is at night, so can I go to the street to buy some goods?" Imini asked Kakashi, "Recently, there are very few opportunities to go to the market outside the village..."

"Go, go." Kakashi waved his hand, "Just come back before the mission, don't buy too many things, it's not easy to carry." Don't be suddenly surprised why Kakashi is so easy to talk, even if you, as the captain, disagree Imini will also use other methods to achieve his goal. In the end, he may have to pay for wasting time and mental shock... This is Kakashi's summary over the past few times, so Imini can do whatever he wants Go, anyway, as long as you don't delay the mission, it doesn't matter, so Kakashi, who is a bit broken, allowed Imini's shopping application.

"It's so expensive, old man, are you kidding me? Such a piece of biscuit costs so much? When I was in the country of water, I bought two biscuits with side dishes for the same money!"

"I, I, I... I've been selling sesame seed cakes here for so many years, and they're all at this price," the frightened sesame seed seller said tremblingly, looking at the fierce man in front of him.

"Huh? Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you sure?"

"I, I, I, I... I'm not sure!" The poor boss had to bow his head to the evil forces, not to mention that one of the two men on the other side was holding a murder weapon, "My memory is wrong, the money should be able to buy 3 A biscuit... No, no, five!" After speaking, he quickly stuffed five biscuits to this man.

"Wow, your angle is really good, you really can buy so many biscuits with so much money without any means," said the young man with a scythe.

"Of course, Hidan, you've only grasped the tip of the iceberg of my strength, and no one in the world can surpass me!" the man called Jiaodu said complacently.

"but……"

"kindness?"

"But I just saw that person bought 6 sesame seed cakes with the same money." Fei Duan pointed to the young man in white walking not far away, "That's the person..."

"What? Is there really such a person?" The angle immediately exploded, how is this possible!For his own honor, Angle rushed forward and patted the shoulder of the young man in white, "Hey, boy, did you just buy six sesame cakes for the price of one sesame cake?"

Imini looked at the menacing man and said, "Yeah, what's wrong? My goal in life is to buy the most things for the least money."

Angle was stunned for a moment, patted Imini on the shoulder, and said appreciatively, "I didn't expect there to be people who think the same as me, boy, I appreciate you, by the way, can you tell me how you can Buy one more biscuit than me with the same money?"

"It turned out to be a homosexual." Imini had a good impression of his homosexuality, so he shared his experience with the uncle in front of him.

"So that's how it is. You are amazing. It seems that psychology is a very useful subject!"

"Uncle, you are not bad, you have bought such cheap things", Yimini's affection for his colleagues has deepened, especially when he knows that Mr. Kakuzu in front of him has the same ideals and interests as himself — After making money.

"Young people nowadays don't understand the importance of money, and they always spend money indiscriminately, which is shameful," Angle complained.

Imini nodded, "Yes, yes, it's a heinous waste of money. I can't even earn much from part-time jobs, and they waste it like this!"

"Ah, don't you also like working part-time?" Kakuzu said excitedly.

"Yeah, I think part-time work is a good thing in the world that only counts money. The pleasure is really indescribable." Speaking of his interests, Imini became energetic.

"Good boy, it's too late for us to meet." The corner of the working maniac and the money-making machine seems to be a little tearful, "How about it, do you want to work with us? You look like a good ninja, I I can recommend you to the boss to join the team, then we can form a team, do all the jobs in the world, and earn all the money in the world, it’s really wonderful.”

"Yeah, yeah, it's such a beautiful day. It turns out that there are people here who are so enlightened and know how to run a house like Uncle." When I met my fellow friend Yimini, I was excited, "We can form a wealthy couple unparalleled in the world. group!"

"Yes, yes, how about it, let's do it together!"

Just about to agree to the suggestion of my fellow friend, Imini ran into a difficult situation, and said hesitantly, "Uncle, I'm currently holding a job. I don't want to break the contract before it expires. It's against us. The rules of the part-time club (what is this?).”

"So it's like this," Jiao Du said regretfully, "If this is the case, let's partner up after you finish your current work. My name is Jiao Du, don't forget to come and find me."

"Okay, uncle, you are really a good person. If you can understand me so deeply, I will definitely look for you at that time. I am Yimini? Beat the enemy. I am a killer by profession. I have the same interests as you, uncle. Please come to me later." Advice", Yimini sincerely makes friends with friends, in this vast sea of ​​people, it is a gift from heaven to find a friend.

"Well, Imini, your career is very promising, work hard, and we will do a big business together in the future!" Jiao felt that after all these years, he had never been as happy as he is today.

"Kakuto, what did you talk to that kid about?" Hiduan, who was waiting at the side, asked.

"Hmph, you, a cultist, can't understand the perfect feeling of meeting a bosom friend in a foreign land, one of the four great joys in life," Jiao said disdainfully.

"What are you talking about? You look down on my religion, Kakuzu, I'm going to kill you..."

"Hmph, what's the use of a religion that can't make money..."

"you……"

"Imini, going out just made you so happy?" Kakashi looked puzzled at Imini who was convulsing for no reason after returning.

"Yeah, I met a fellow on the road today. He has the same hobbies as me. It's really rare. A decadent person like Captain Kakashi can't feel such a passionate and youthful message." Imini was full Expectations for the future and disdain for Kakashi's decadence.

"Ha~ is it, then you can feel it yourself, don't delay the task..." Kakashi has no hope for Imini, although we live in the same land, but our hearts are So far apart...Earth and Mars have been so far apart since ancient times...

Today is a good day. Two people found their soulmates at the same time. They agreed on a bright future, and they will go to a glorious tomorrow to wait for them. Today is really a good day. One person is not as miserable as usual , he was not cheated of a dime by a money fan today...

In the east of the city, the biscuit shop, "Today is really an unlucky day, I met two weeks of skinning, hey..." The long sigh filled the whole shop and the owner of the biscuit shop surrounded by cups... It can be seen that today is very important to some people. It's not necessarily a good day for people...

The author has something to say: After coding this piece, the time is [-]:[-] in the morning, and I fell to the ground... I stayed up all night for the oath of the daily update...

So everyone take a clubbing, collect it...

PS: Keep begging for support...Twisting...Come on, come on

PPS: Let this chapter be long, as compensation for keeping my friends waiting for a long time...

Add an explanation, about the time when Fei Duan was added, there are some contradictions in the manga and animation, and AB did not say the specific time, so here is my own setting, everyone will just wait and see PS: Correct the typo