818 The president next door and his cat

The sky is getting darker, Su Jingyue has come back very late these days, and he is in a hurry every day at noon. It is almost the end of the new year, and he will be very busy. Dinner is also prepared for Wen Qibai at noon, and he only needs to put it in the microwave oven for 1 minute. can.

At the beginning, Su Jingyue was afraid that Wen Qibai would not know how to use a microwave oven, until one day he saw Wen Qibai put the dried fish in, set the time by himself, took it out on a plate and brought it to the dining table, then Su Jingyue started to eat it again. Don't worry anymore, this cat must have become a sperm.

Wen Qibai was squatting by the window, his head hurt from those bastards today, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.

So boring, no one is playing!

No one beats me, my paws are itchy...

Wen Qibai sat by the window and patted the window with his paw.

On the balcony next door, there is an owl named Dabai, who doesn't sleep every night and always likes to play tricks.

The other side responded to the sound of flapping wings.

Wen Qibai: Papa papa papa (so boring at night)

Owl: fluttering, fluttering, fluttering (I heard that Li Bai was imprisoned by his master today)

Wen Qibai patted the window, and the owl patted its wings.

"Well, I was locked in a cage, who did you listen to. 』

"Listen to what my mother said. 』

The mother that Dabai talks about is the hostess of this house, every day when feeding Dabai, it is like coaxing the child, what do you say, does the baby miss Mommy?Baby, call me Mommy.Hearing that, Hu Qibai had goose bumps all over his body.

"Because he scolded his master, fuck you, I don't know if he was stewed or not. 』

"With all due respect, Li Bai's scolding every day will be stewed sooner or later. 』

Wen Qibai chatted with Dabai again, and Dabai successfully recruited his mistress.

"Baby, can't you sleep? Go back to the bedroom with Mommy and sleep."

Dabai: Fluttering... (Help~)

Wen Qibai: ...

Dabai also left.

Wen Qibai lay on the window sill, even more bored, why hasn't Su Jingyue come back yet.

A full moon hung high in the sky outside, and Wen Qibai suddenly remembered the few savings in his account. He wondered if the money added up would be enough to buy a sofa at Su Jingyue’s house. Alas, it’s a sad story when you think about it. What if he wants to eat Su Jingyue's food after wearing it back.

Wen Qibai turned over and let the other side of himself bathe in the moonlight.

Erha, who was imprisoned for two days, was released when the sun was setting. Erha's owner put a dog leash on Erha this time, pulling Erha with all his strength.

As soon as Erha left the house, he yelled at the sunset, "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof."

Wen Qibai felt that the translation should be like this.

"Nimma, I finally came out."

Su Jingyue unexpectedly came back very early today, bent down to pick up Wen Qibai, and kissed him "paji".

Wen Qibai is now immune to Su Jingyue, but he doesn't know how he would feel if he went to President Su and knew that the black cat he kissed every day was a man. Wen Qibai felt that if he told him, then he would It must be a very miserable death.

"What do you want to eat, I'll make it for you." Su Jingyue hugged Wen Qibai who was already very fat, and weighed it in his hand, "Seriously, do you really want to lose weight?"

No reduction, no reduction, I will go back next month, what is the reduction, I dare not let go of eating when I am a human, how can I treat myself badly when I am a cat?

On the one hand, Su Jingyue felt that being fat was bad for his health, and on the other hand, he was reluctant to let Wen Qibai go on a diet, so he struggled to make Wen Qibai fatter and fatter, until now it was almost a piece of cake.

"Seriously, how can you be the boss if you are so fat? Are you going to use Mount Tai to deal with Erha?" Su Jingyue put Wen Qibai next to the sink in the kitchen, and picked up a knife.

Wen Qibai: ...Will he stab me if I hit him at this time?

With the other party having a knife, Wen Qibai decided to swallow his anger and squatted by the pool to pretend to be his grandson.

Su Jingyue smiled and chatted with Wen Qibai while cooking. Although he was only talking one-sidedly, it felt very happy to get a response from Wen Qibai's eyes occasionally. Maybe this is the feeling of keeping a pet.

Early the next morning, Wen Qibai went out to wander.

When passing by the neighbor's balcony, he took a look inside and saw Dabai sleeping on the clothes rail with his head buried in his wings.

Wen Qibai jumped up and hit the window like a tennis ball, and there was a loud noise from the window. I always feel that he is also affected by those bastards now, and has become cheap.

Dabai was taken aback, he loosened his paws and didn't hold on to the clothes rail, fell off the clothes rail, fluttered his wings in mid-air and flew up, and when he turned his head, he saw a slut lying on the side of the window. cat face.

Dabai flapped his wings and flew out angrily to chase Wen Qibai. Wen Qibai ran on the roof, and Dabai followed behind.

The owl has poor eyesight during the day and can't see clearly. Dabai crashed into a tree if he was not careful. After fluttering his wings a few times, he didn't dare to continue chasing Wen Qibai, so he could only squat on a tree branch and wait for it to get dark.

It's eight o'clock in the morning, twelve hours before dark.

Dabai has a locator on one of his feet. If his mother finds out that he is missing in broad daylight, he will definitely come to look for him.

Wen Qibai climbed up the tree, lay down next to Dabai, and poked Dabai with his paw.

With a flash of Dabai, he flapped his wings.

"I~want to become a fairy~happy as heaven~" A green parrot flew slowly and landed beside Dabai, flapping its wings and singing.

Du Fu, a scourge, was released by his master again.

With a flick of his paw, Dabai almost fell off the tree again.

Du Fu can only bully Dabai during the day, at night, Dabai is absolutely [-]% fighting power, after torturing Du Fu, the bald part of Du Fu's head was pecked by Dabai at night, this girl does not sleep at night, squatting on the balcony Singing meanly at Dabai, Dabai couldn't bear it anymore, and finally pecked Du Fu bald.

Du Fu also holds grudges, learns his lesson at night, squats by Dabai's window and sings during the day, his voice is hard to hear and has no friends, making Dabai lack of sleep during the day and listless at night, because of this, Dabai was taken to pet by his mother The hospital received several injections.

Wen Qibai didn't dare to leave Bai Bai's deep myopia outside, so he simply squatted beside him and waited.

Orchid and Warring States also strolled over, and many cats appeared in the small garden today.

Zhan Guo pouted his buttocks and tried his best to dig a hole, Wen Qibai looked over curiously, it turned out that this guy was digging a grasshopper that had burrowed into the ground.

The fat guy in the Warring States Period eats all the time, even if no one feeds him, he can always find something to eat by himself, such as now.

Lanhua and several other cats rolled around in the grass, licking each other's fur in friendship, turning their faces and slapping each other after licking.

A cat approached Zhan Guo, and as soon as Zhan Guo dug out the grasshopper, he rushed up and slapped it away.

Zhan Guo saw the snacks in his mouth flying, Si Yuyan immediately became unhappy, stood up angrily, and sat the troublesome cat under his buttocks with a "Tarzan pressure".

A few cats are fighting.

It wasn't until noon that Dabai's mommy came to find him.

Wen Qibai slapped Dabai off the tree, just in time to land in his mother's arms.

Dabai's mother smiled and looked up at Wen Qibai, "Xiao Hei, thank you for taking care of my family, Dabai."

Dabai staggered and almost flew up again to take Wen Qibai.

Du Fu also hummed a little tune at this time, "Listen to~ Mommy~ don't let her~ get hurt~"

Dabai's mother was even more happy, "Du Fu, you are so smart."

Dabai: ...

That night Wen Qibai ate with exactly the same appetite as Su Jingyue, and was about to go to the bedroom to spread cat cakes, but was carried by Su Jingyue on the way.

Su Jingyue weighed Wen Qibai on the electronic scale, looked at Wen Qibai very seriously, "Xiao Hei, you really should lose weight."

Wen Qibai: ...It seems that she is indeed a little fat.

Wen Qibai has always paid attention to physical exercise. When he was a human, he also got up early and ran every day. I don’t know why, but he doesn’t want to move when he’s dressed like a cat. It’s because of his nature. It may also be that Su Jingyue gave Wen Qibai too good conditions, eating good food every day Drinking and waiting, you have to hug when you go in and out.

The reason why Su Jingyue took Wen Qibai to his office again was that Zhang Qi wanted to see him after making a fuss for a month.

Wen Qibai lay paralyzed on Su Jingyue's lap, enjoying the massage from Su Jingyue.

As soon as Zhang Qi rushed into the office, he looked around, "Where is Xiao Hei? Where is Xiao Hei?"

Su Jingyue moved Wen Qibai to the table, and Wen Qibai continued to spread cat cakes on the table.

Zhang Qi: ... Who is the uncle among the cats? Could it be that cute little black?

"Haha..." Zhang Qi scratched the back of his bird's-nest-shaped head with a dry smile, "It's true that you should look at each other with admiration after three days away, and you should look at each other with admiration after three days away from cats, hahaha."

Wen Qibai gave him a paw.

Zhang Qi covered the paw marks on his face, wondering why Su Jingyue didn't stretch out his paws every time he was beaten, and this time he was beaten and died.

The reason for Wen Qibai is that he felt deep malice from Zhang Qi's tone, for no reason, he just wanted to tickle you.

Su Jingyue rubbed Wen Qibai's face, kneaded it into various shapes, and issued the order to evict the guest, "I just said that you are not welcome to be seen by people or cats, you should go quickly."

Wen Qibai also cooperated with Su Jingyue's words very much, and waved his paw at Zhang Qi, let's go.

Su Jingyue fully turned on a certain switch, looked down at Wen Qibai's paws, and remembered the beckoning cat move Wen Qibai made to Yuan Yi when he was on the set, and poked the fat on Wen Qibai's face very severely He complained, "You have never sat on me with this action, and I want to."

Zhang Qi: Suddenly I feel so redundant.

Wen Qibai: ...One paw, if you don't mention this, you can't remember the goddess Yuan Yi, and if you mention this, you will get angry.

This time Su Jingyue seemed to be determined not to give up until he reached his goal, pulling Wen Qibai's left and right cheeks in opposite directions, and Wen Qibai's entire face was pulled into a cake, "You have partiality."

Zhang Qi was finally blinded, covered his eyes and exited the office, shouting as he walked, "Secretary Zhang, Secretary Zhang, quickly bring me some dog food."