818 The president next door and his cat

#影帝Wen Bizarrely Missing for Nearly Half a Month#

The mysterious disappearance of movie king Wen, is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?In this article, I will focus on Su Jingyue. Le Wen ▸ Novels |

Please Mr. Su answer this question, and then hand over our Xiaobai.

Here, I would like to list three reasons for Wen Qibai's disappearance:

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Zhang Qiv: Where did Qibai go?Su Jingyue, it's filming, you go into the lounge and no one is there?Evil capitalist, you give me back my hero, give me back my hero, give me back my hero!Say important things three times.

On the day of Xiaobai's disappearance, director Zhang Qi posted this microblog and it was deleted within 5 minutes, and the official immediately came out to clarify.

Su Jingyue, Mr. Su, do you want to cover it up so much? We originally read this Weibo with the attitude of watching the excitement, but!You Jiangzi, the editor has to suspect that Mr. Su, you really kidnapped our Xiaobai away.

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Wen Qibai v: I'm sorry, due to physical reasons, I couldn't attend today's press conference. I wish the press conference a complete success.

This article is obvious to all. My family Xiaobai is a representative of dedication. This is the first time that he was not present at the press conference. Oh, no, the second time. The problem is that this happened at such a time, after the disappearance, and, look Look at the official tone.

It is definitely not my Xiaobai, it is definitely your official rhetoric.

3 The most important third point, the most important and the most important, my friend's house and Xiaobai live in the same community, and he got the news from the gatekeeper.

Mr. Su personally explained that he couldn't let go of even a cat, especially a black cat.

To sum up, to sum up, the editor is very sure that our Xiaobai was abducted by someone, and the suspect is [smile].

Due to the limitation of the plot, the editor can only post so much. Friends who want to see the follow-up can open WeChat on their mobile phones, follow the official account "Memepa" and reply to the keyword "follow-up" to get the follow-up content.

The cat's paw pressed the keyboard of the computer, pulling this article to the end bit by bit, and then, with a lift of its paw, the keyboard flew off the table.

Su Jingyue leaned against the door of the study, holding a cup of milk tea in his hand, and looked at Wen Qibai with a smile, "What's wrong? Why are you so angry?"

Wen Qibai jumped down from the desk, and the whole cat fell to the ground with a "boom", what made him angry was not the fact that he had turned into a cat, but, Ma Dan, why was he so fat after turning into a cat!

It's almost as good as two Warring States!

"Okay, don't be angry anymore, did you hurt from the fall?" Su Jingyue put the milk tea cup on the table, bent down to hug Wen Qibai, let him lie on his shoulders, picked up the cup again, and took a sip of the milk tea .

Wen Qibai slapped Su Jingyue's milk tea cup flying with his paw.

"It's not that I won't let you eat. You said that you are so fat, and if you eat so much, you will really get sick." Su Jingyue pinched Wen Qibai's cheek, "The appetite is almost catching up to me, so I can't eat any more. Go out for a run."

Wen Qibai had a black cat face, and lay on Su Jingyue's shoulder lovelessly. Who would have thought that he would go back to the lounge for a while to be lazy when filming, and turn into a black cat again when he woke up.

After stumbling and calling Su Jingyue, he barely survived. Now the public opinion on the Internet is saying that he is missing, and he will not stay in the hot spot for a long time, which makes Wen Qibai have a headache.

"It's okay if you don't want to go out for a run. I ordered a treadmill yesterday, and it will be delivered in a while. You can run at home." Su Jingyue pinched the flesh on Wen Qibai's stomach, and for some reason, he laughed alone.

Su Jingyue's behavior was definitely out of good intentions, Wen Qibai lay on his shoulder, and bit his shoulder through Su Jingyue's home pajamas.

The strength was not strong, some slight pains were not bitten, Su Jingyue raised his other hand, and rubbed Wen Qibai's head soothingly, from the head to the tip of the tail, after rubbing back and forth several times , There was a slight snoring sound in my ear.

"Son!" The window of the study was suddenly slapped, and a magnified uncle's face was lying on the glass, his eyes fixed on Wen Qibai in Su Jingyue's arms, "Son, this is Xiao Hei, bring it here quickly Let Dad...cough cough, let Dad check his body."

Su Jingyue glanced at his father expressionlessly, walked to the window, and closed the curtains mercilessly.

After wandering around in Jinyue for several days, Wen Qibai sat on the wall, looked down at the passing Warring States, and quietly followed.

Warring States definitely has a way to get Jin Yue, that is, he refuses to tell Wen Qibai life and death, and every time he goes out, he has to hide from Wen Qibai. Wen Qibai has never seen such a shrewd cat, he has to sigh, Warring States This product is definitely perfect.

Walking all the way to the end of the road, Zhan Guo glanced back several times, Wen Qibai put his tail away, hid behind the trash can, shaking his ears to listen to Zhan Guo's movements.

No matter how smart Zhan Guo is, it is nothing to Wen Qibai, after all, he is a human being, and no matter how powerful Zhan Guo is, he is still in the stage of a beast.

Thinking of this, Wen Qibai looked up at the sky, and sighed faintly, has he fallen to the point where he wants to compete with the Warring States Period in terms of IQ? Life is full of surprises.

Sengoku suddenly disappeared! ?When Wen Qibai came out from behind the trash can, Zhan Guo had long since disappeared, he was clearly following closely, why did Zhan Guo suddenly disappear? !

There is only one truth, Zhan Guo ran out, and definitely went to find his wife.

Wen Qibai walked around the wall for 500 meters, and Wen Qibai found nothing unusual. After the fifth circle, Wen Qibai exploded. There is no road in this world, and when there are too many people walking, it becomes a road. .

There are no cat holes in the world, but after a long time of digging, they become holes.

Wen Qibai just squatted by the wall like this, digging a hole with his paws all afternoon, and finally let him dig down to a depth of ten centimeters. It was not because of his cowardice, but because the ground was too hard. He was served by Su Jingyue every day with good food and drink. As a result, the claws have degenerated.

"Is it fun?" As the sky gradually darkened, Su Jingyue squatted halfway behind Wen Qibai and asked quietly.

Playing with wool, his paws hurt so much, Wen Qibai flicked the sore paws, the short black hair was covered with a layer of gray dirt.

"I didn't ask you that it's fun to dig a hole, I'm asking you, is it fun to break out of prison?" Su Jingyue reached out and pinched Wen Qibai's ear, with a serious tone, "At your speed, it will take a year to dig a hole and run out, understand? ?”

Wen Qibai shook his ears, stretched out his paw to slap Su Jingyue's hand away, and stretched out his own paw as it should, the pain was so painful.

Su Jingyue pinched his little pad, and then gently began to pinch his paws.

The road of digging the hole was completely blocked. Wen Qibai lay on Su Jingyue's shoulders, ears drooping, and was carried home by Su Jingyue. On the way, he saw Zhan Guo, who was squatting on the wall and licking his paws to wash his face leisurely.

Fuck!This guy didn't go out, so he looked back and forth along the way, looking back and forth, cooperating with him to play with him! ?

The most painful thing in this world is nothing more than knowing that I was cheated by a cat, and that Wen Qibai climbed off Su Jingyue and went after Zhan Guo.

What's even more painful is that Zhan Guo is a nimble fat man who climbed up from the wall to the roof in two or three strokes, and after two long howls to the sky, he dumped Wen Qibai. Far.

Wen Qibai came down from the wall with his ears drooping. The whole cat was hopeless. Now he seriously doubted his IQ, and seriously doubted that the Warring States Period was also a result of human transformation.

However, individuals can't defecate anywhere in public, and the burial is particularly deceptive. If you don't look carefully, you can't see that the feces are buried.

"Just like that?" Su Jingyue bent his eyes and smiled, reached out and picked Wen Qibai up from the ground, and hugged him in his arms, "I'll ask my dad to give Zhan Guo two injections later, to vent your anger on you."

Wen Qibai nodded in agreement, and the galloping Zhan Guo suddenly stopped, looked back at Su Jingyue quietly, let out a long howl, lowered his head and went home with his ears drooped.

The sunlight sprinkled into the room through the curtains and fell mottled on the bed. The black cat curled up into a ball, huddled in Su Jingyue's arms, moved its ears slightly, and continued to sleep in another position.

With a "kuang", an object was thrown on the glass window. The cat's hearing is already sensitive, and Wen Qibai was so frightened that he woke up directly, and sat up from the bed all at once.

I strained my ears to look out the window, and the curtains blocked it, and then there was another "kuang!".

Now Wen Qibai is sure, it's probably because of that crispy noodle.

In less than 5 minutes, the window was "bang" several times, Wen Qibai got off the bed, and after a few seconds of brewing on the floor, he jumped onto the window sill, opened the curtains, and opened the window, with a lightning speed , rushing to the Crispy Noodles who threw the dog food at the window.

Then before Crispy Noodles could react, he slapped him into the swimming pool.

I have always used crispy noodles to cook others, and no one has ever dared to cook dry crispy noodles. Moreover, the crispy noodles have been locked at home these days, and I have never seen Wen Qibai. When I was thrown into the swimming pool, the whole crispy noodles were in a daze. of.

It is estimated that his heart is very rich: Where did the unscrupulous people dare to throw this crisp into the water? !

The disturbing dream in the early morning, and smashing the glass of my house, I really don't want to live anymore, Wen Qibai stood by the swimming pool, stretched out his paw, and stomped the crispy noodles in again.

When Gan Kuan Mian crawled out of the swimming pool, he was still dazed, shaking his hair, and sat on the ground looking at Wen Qibai with a look of fear on his face.

Wen Qibai wiped his paws on the fur of the orchid next to him before getting ready to go home, it was still early, and he had to go back to sleep.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to walk home, he suddenly saw Zhan Guo walking towards the end of the street from the corner of his eye.