818 The president next door and his cat

Hello everyone, my name is Erha, and I am a... Erha.

My daily job is to keep making mistakes and provide human beings with jokes and emoticons.

Today, I want the black cat next door to [-] and the shit-shoveling officer of that black cat.

Uncle Ben is a gracious Wang, even if the black cat scratched his face, Uncle Ben forgave him graciously, but he has gone too far recently, it is really unbearable Who can bear it, Erha can't bear it, he actually snatched my dog ​​biscuits and threw my Frisbee.

The black cat is also throwing my Frisbee today.And slipped my dog ​​biscuits into his master's milk.

People die for money, Erha dies for food.

Today, I'm also fighting to get back my snacks.

The half-grown black cat was lying comfortably on the carpet at the entrance of the villa, basking in the glare of the sun.

Hearing the noise in front of him, the black cat opened its eyes a little, its blue eyes lazily looked at Erha in front of it, its tail twitched.

Wen Qibai has never seen such a narrow-minded dog, didn't he just snatch a pack of dog biscuits from him, as for spending so much time with him every day, looking at him with emoji every day, he was powerless to accept.

Erha sat upright in front of Wen Qibai, put the stainless steel rice plate he used for eating in front of him, stared at Wen Qibai with a pair of blue eyes, and vowed not to give up until he reached his goal.

Wen Qibai turned over and continued to bask in the sun, Erha continued to follow with the rice plate in his mouth, I have to say that this Erha is really smart, every time it is impartial, it directly blocks Wen Qibai's sunlight, leaving only Next a dog-shaped shadow.

After repeating this two or three times, Wen Qibai finally got annoyed, raised his paw and slapped it, leaving five paw marks on Erha's face. He returned home with his own food plate, and before leaving, he reluctantly glanced at the plastic bag of dog biscuits on the ground, and went into his home with drooping ears.

The sun was just right, Wen Qibai squinted his eyes, and fell into a half-dream and half-awake state. He used to be a human being, a truly complete and complete person. He had drifted in the entertainment industry for two or three years, but was released because he offended the company's senior management. I have always played translucent character roles, and just received a new play that is about to come out. I woke up the next morning and turned into a little black cat. Looking at the time of a year ago displayed on the high-rise advertising screen, Wen Qibai wanted to die again.

Wen Qibai asked himself that he was not a bad person, nor did he have any style problems, nor did he commit murder, arson, insanity, insanity, and harm. Why was he the one who had just received a new play and was just around the corner?

However, even so, Wen Qibai did not have the courage to commit suicide. As the saying goes, it is better to live than to die. Maybe he will wear it back after a year. It was not until Su Jingyue picked him up from the trash can that he started eating. The life of a waste cat who slept and ate.

The office of the president of the Su Group headquarters.

Su Jingyue took a sip of coffee, completely ignored the people who had been making trouble in his office all morning, and put aside a document that had been reviewed.

"I want Xiao Hei! I want Xiao Hei! Brother~ Lend me Xiao Hei! I want Xiao Hei!" I yelled all morning, didn't even drink a sip of water, and kept saying "I want Xiao Hei!" over and over again.

Su Jingyue leaned back on the chair, turned around, and faced the man with messy hair like a bird's nest on the other side of the desk, and continued to review the documents in the morning.

"I want Xiao Hei! I want Xiao Hei!" Seeing Su Jingyue's reaction, Zhang Qi became even more mischievous, slapping the table and shouting.

Su Jingyue couldn't bear it anymore and rang the bell on the table to call the secretary.

The door was pushed open, and the female secretary, wearing rimless glasses and professional trousers, looked extremely capable, her high heels squeaked, she walked to Su Jingyue's desk, adjusted her glasses, and looked at Su Jingyue respectfully, "President Su."

Su Jingyue was hurt by Zhang Qihowling's head, rubbed his temples, and raised his finger to Zhang Qi, "Call the security guards to come and drag him away."

After being stunned for a few seconds, the female secretary returned to normal, stretched out her hand and made a gesture of invitation to Zhang Qi, "Director Zhang, this way please."

Zhang Qi is hugging the sofa, and there is a tendency not to leave after death. Are you kidding me? After finally finding the most suitable one, how could he give up so easily? If he leaves today, then he is not recognized as the strictest director in the entertainment industry Yes, he is a perfectionist who pursues perfection for any character, even a passer-by, okay? Now this movie lacks a black cat. If he gives up at this time, the whole movie will not be able to start filming, okay? good.

As the saying goes, if you can't provoke it, you can't hide it?

Su Jingyue was yelled at by Zhang Qi all morning, his brain was going to explode, this guy was still stuck in the office, and he couldn't really force himself, so he took his coat and went out.

On the one hand, Zhang Qi wanted to follow Su Jingyue out, but on the other hand, he was afraid that Su Jingyue would trick him, so he set up a trap for him to jump in. As soon as he went out, he would be dragged away by the security guards. After hesitating for a long time, he decided to sit on the sofa and wait for a rabbit. willing to go.

The female secretary and Zhang Qi were left looking at each other.

The female secretary adjusted her glasses in embarrassment, and tentatively said, "Director Zhang, why don't I go downstairs and buy you a boxed lunch, and wait after you finish eating."

Zhang Qi hugged the sofa legs, thought for a while and then nodded seriously, "I want braised pork, and bring me a bottle of drink. I have money in my right pocket, you take it yourself."

Female secretary: ...

Su Jingyue raised his wrist and looked at his watch. He returned half an hour early today, and the little guy at home would probably be very happy.

No one knew whether Xiao Hei was happy or not, but Su Jingyue was very unhappy anyway, because he saw his cat holding a bone-shaped biscuit and throwing it into the milk in the refrigerator, and there was a bag of dog biscuits on the dining table.

Seeing Su Jingyue come back, Wen Qibai's whole cat was stiff, with a look of reluctance to reveal the matter, turned his head and pushed the milk bottle, the milk spilled all over the table, stepped on it several times, and then shook it viciously Close the refrigerator door, turn around and leave.

Su Jingyue: ...He hasn't even started to get angry yet, but this little guy is really angry. He doesn't make sense, and he doesn't feel guilty about being found out for doing bad things.

Su Jingyue thought about it carefully, Wen Qibai started all kinds of nonsense since he accidentally said that he would sterilize Wen Qibai.

From then on, Su Jingyue always accidentally found some dead cockroaches and dead mice in a corner of his home, and later even threw them directly on his desk. The secretary of the document was terribly frightened, and his own Xiao Hei's face that day was also terribly stinky.

No wonder Erha next to him is squatting at the door of his house with a stainless steel food plate in his mouth every day. Su Jingyue and Erha’s owner are very strange. Now the truth is not clear. My little black not only beats others, but also grabs their biscuits. That foodie It's strange that Erha would let it go.

"Come back!" Su Jingyue sat at the dining table, looked down at less than half of the dog biscuits left, and called out to Wen Qibai's back, not knowing that Xiao Hei knew that most of the milk bought at home was added to Xiao Hei every day What is the mood when you eat the cake at night.

Wen Qibai hooked his tail, turned his head to look at Su Jingyue, his green cat eyes were full of vigilance, if Su Jingyue dared to sterilize him, he dared to run away.

Su Jingyue raised his forehead, just got rid of Zhang Qi in the company, and was very angry with his cat son at home, like raising a bear child.

Wen Qibai jumped onto the sofa, and scratched the leather sofa to make a few more paw prints, then looked at Su Jingyue suspiciously, looked Su Jingyue up and down several times, yawned and lay down on the sofa, watching boredly I'm wagging my own tail, it's so boring, there are still six months to finish this year, I really want to die.

"What? Dare to quarrel with the master? En?" Su Jingyue still surrendered. No matter who is right or wrong, between Wen Qibai and Su Jingyue, Su Jingyue always bows his head first. Qibai picked him up and made Wen Qibai look directly at him.

Wen Qibai innocently raised his paw to look seriously, he looked everywhere, but he didn't look at Su Jingyue, what kind of bad master doesn't respect people at all.

Su Jingyue lost his temper by Wen Qibai's awkward look, and rubbed Wen Qibai's head vigorously, until Wen Qibai's hair was fried, he retracted his hand, and burst into laughter.

Smile, laugh!Wen Qibai raised his paw and patted Su Jingyue's cheek. The cat didn't have much strength and didn't stretch out its paw. Su Jingyue could feel the soft pads passing over his cheek, with a temperature slightly higher than that of human beings. , bringing up a shocking electric current.

"Okay, don't be angry anymore." Su Jingyue smoothed Wen Qibai's hair, and comforted him, "What do you want for lunch? I'll help you."

Su Jingyue usually never goes home until Wen Qibai is raised, and his life and rest become more regular, and the villa also has a little popularity, because this cat is different from ordinary cats, not a night owl, and it will follow the rule of going to bed at ten o'clock in the evening. In principle, the time to wake up the next morning is not fixed, and usually sleep until the sun is high.

Wen Qibai squatted on the sofa while Su Jingyue went to the kitchen to cook.

He had heard about the deeds of this young master Su. He is a scumbag who has countless celebrities, but he is also rich. From home to now, I go to the house every day, and I have changed a lot. I often cook, and the meals I cook are unexpectedly delicious.

Wen Qibai once said such a classic saying when he was young, "It's only delicious when a scumbag cooks. A good man like me doesn't need to cook at all."

Unexpectedly, after Fa Xiao said this sentence, his girlfriend broke up with him, the speed was so fast that it made people stunned.

However, Wen Qibai looked at the kitchen curiously. He had never seen Su Jingyue bring a foster object to his house. It seems that the rumors from the outside world may not be true.

The leather sofa was scratched and there were paw marks everywhere, Wen Qibai stretched, jumped on the floor, and walked briskly to the kitchen.

Jumping onto the chopping board, Wen Qibai sat by the pool and tilted his head to look at Su Jingyue.

Holding the spatula in his hand, Su Jingyue tilted his head and looked at Wen Qibai. He was really afraid that Wen Qibai would accidentally fall into the frying pan, so he was extra careful.

Wen Qibai was sitting upright beside him. Sitting here watching Su Jingyue cooking was more interesting than staying in the living room. Su Jingyue arranged his home like a prison, without even a TV. The first time I want to watch TV, I have to squat by the neighbor's window. What's the point of such a life, not to mention that he has acted in many big TV dramas. Although there are few roles, at least he can watch it.

After waiting for Wen Qibai to finish his lunch, Su Jingyue confiscated the dog biscuits again, repeatedly told Wen Qibai not to make trouble, and then went out.

Wen Qibai got out of the small door to bask in the sun, and Erha next door sat in front of him with a plate in his mouth again.

"Remember to eat but not to fight" refers to this dog.

Wen Qibai glanced at the cat's paw prints on Erha's face, thought for a while, and it seemed that there was no place for another paw, and then gave up the idea of ​​continuing to clean Erha.

The area where Wen Qibai lives is a high-end villa area, and the security guards patrol 24 hours a day. Every family doesn’t care much about pets, and they basically keep them free-range. They stepped out of the community, which is why Wen Qibai couldn't run out for half a year. He was caught and turned back several times as soon as he approached the door.

Wen Qibai leaned on the side of the road and walked slowly forward. As expected, when he was a few hundred meters away from the entrance of the community, several security guards looked over vigilantly. This ancestor is so smart, he uses different methods to run out every time, and the owner of this ancestor is even more powerful. They can't afford to offend them if they sell their community, so they can only be more careful. To a certain extent, Wen Qibai was already on the security blacklist.

Wen Qibai wandered around the gate several times, frightening the security guards, and then slowly set foot on the road to continue walking.

For some reason, after he turned into a cat, he liked to play tricks on people more and more, and it always felt very cool.

Suddenly, the crowd in front of him caught Wen Qibai's attention.