Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous

Seeing the ferocious expression on the emperor's face, everyone hesitantly flattered and said, "Your Majesty, please calm down and take care of the dragon's body, Your Majesty..."

The handsome young eunuch An Yang also hurriedly stepped forward to persuade the emperor, giving him peace of mind: "The emperor calms down, the dragon's body is important, the emperor..."

Qin Yin took a deep breath. He tried his best to calm himself down and not feel sick, but he still wanted to vomit.One of the things he hates the most is farting, burping, and spitting at the dinner table, which is no different from pulling a pile of shit on his head.

Damn, really hateful!

If he didn't torture this person again, he would be sorry for his ears, he took a deep breath, at this moment, he really wanted to tear this bastard who couldn't control his anus into pieces, and cut him into pieces!

Qin Yin's handsome face was distorted a bit, his beautiful eyes were closed, he took a deep breath, stood up, limped towards Lin Quyang, his eyes were so cold that icicles could fall out, he endured the twitching His impulsiveness, he spit out two words slowly for a long time: "Close the anus!"

"..." Lin Quyang blinked, and secretly said weakly in his heart, it was already closed.

"Come on." Qin Yin said furiously, "Pull him out and chop him up!" While speaking, he pointed at Lin Quyang, gnashing his teeth and said angrily, "You, dead, fixed, you, a, Damn, damn, dog slave!"

Lin Quyang frowned, he hated people calling him damned, since he met this person until now, he has scolded him countless times.

I am very sorry for my life.Besides, which person has never farted since ancient times?Farting is a normal physiological reaction of people, which does not mean that it can be controlled by control.

I am an imposing man, I can't be hacked to death just because I fart twice.

This is too ridiculous, even more hateful, and too speechless.

When the time comes, will his epitaph read "Hacked to death for farting in public"?

Doesn't this mean that the face of the eight generations of ancestors has to be lost?

What's more, I didn't fart on purpose. Besides, don't you, the so-called emperor, don't fart?I feel uncomfortable thinking about it, frowned, and looked around, guessing that there must be at least four, no. 50 people from the inside to the outside of the house. Tired like a dog, I still have to die, maybe I can travel back after death, thinking about this, I asked Qin Yin in a discussing tone: "It hurts so much, can you make my death more comfortable?" ?”

Qin Yin: "..." Apparently confused by Lin Quyang's attitude, he opened his mouth and didn't know how to reply for a while, so he waved his hand to signal for someone to pull him down.

I wipe!I have already discussed with you in a friendly voice, why are you so inhumane, seeing the two guards walking in, is this true?

Resolutely flipped the table, and shot back: "You fool, why do you cut me? What's wrong with me farting? Don't you fart? If you don't, I have nothing to say if you cut me, but the key is that you fart too, you are nine Fifth Lord, you fart too, eating and drinking is a normal physiological reaction of people, I eat so much, it's no wonder I don't fart."

Qin Yin was speechless, the corners of his mouth twitched for a long time before he said angrily, "How dare you contradict me?"

His tone was full of disbelief, with an expression of being struck by lightning.

Lin Quyang snorted softly: "I contradict you because you have no reason to kill me. Just because I farted? It's not fair." Paused slightly: "If it is known by later generations, you are a dignified king of a country because of your own The people farted in front of you and wanted to kill him. This is ridiculous and inhumane. It doesn’t matter if I am laughed at by others, but if you are going to be laughed at, your reputation will be ruined. "

Qin Yin hates flatterers the most. What he said is somewhat reasonable, and also somewhat pleading for himself, but it is even more suspected of being flattering, which makes people angry.

"You said in the first sentence that I am a faint king, and in the second sentence you said that I was a famous name in my first life. It is a stupid king, where did I get my famous name in my first life? Huh?" He asked.

"Uh..." Lin Quyang was speechless.

Qin Yin glared at Lin Quyang angrily, and saw that this man was also staring at himself with an expression of not fearing death.

However, looking at this person from such a close distance, although he is not the kind of person who can make people feel fascinated by one glance, he is also very delicate, with red lips and white teeth, fair face, and not too big a frame. a kind of person...

Thinking of this, Qin Yin suddenly smiled, the kind with the corners of his mouth raised upwards, treacherous and deceitful, which made people feel timid.

Everyone was stunned, none of them understood why the emperor laughed.Seeing him laughing, Lin Quyang couldn't help wondering, why is he smiling so creepily, I have goosebumps because of your laughing.

He calmed down and thought, probably because of my madness, he blinked, and was about to ask you what you were laughing at, when Qin Yin suppressed his smile, snorted coldly, raised his eyebrows and said, "I want to use this To attract my attention, and then make me feel that you are special, and then let me have an inexplicable affection for you, and then be reluctant to kill you, and finally let you sleep and become my man?!"

"..."

The corner of Lin Quyang's mouth twitched, what the hell are you talking about? !Has he watched the Mary Su idol drama? !This plot is bloody enough.

"Hmph! I'm sorry to tell you that I don't have that special hobby!" Qin Yin said, picked up the plate on the table and threw it at Lin Quyang's face: "You bastard! Don't use your Look at me with a face that doesn't deserve to be beaten! Otherwise, I'll beat you so hard that even your mother won't recognize you!"

Damn it, if I endure it any longer, I, Lin Quyang, will be his wife!This bastard, he is the emperor Lao Tzu, I have to kill him too.

So, in the blink of an eye, the two started fighting.

Everyone was stunned, and looked up at the emperor fighting with one person. It was obvious that the two were evenly matched... No, no, the emperor seems to have the upper hand... No, no, this little brother has the advantage again ...

You look at me, I look at you.

Shall we step forward and help? ——Don’t help, it’s not bad to let that person beat up the emperor more.

After a while.

Let's pull them away—it's not an option to fight like this.

Then you go and pull it - I won't go anyway, the beating is the second, the most important thing is that if you can't keep the emperor, even we will be beaten.

"..."

Let's all watch then—OK.

Although Lin Quyang has lost some weight, he is still very confident in his skills. After all, he has practiced before, but he still can't beat a living antique?What's more, this Qin Yin was injured, so beating him was not easy.But he underestimated the strength of this living antique. Although Qin Yin was injured, it was not a muscle injury. In addition, he was proficient in eighteen martial arts such as swords, spears, punches, kicks, etc. But such a little boy?

So, the two fought to the death and live with each other, lingering and sweet, you and me...

Left hook, right hook, crane fist, tiger fist, praying mantis fist...orangutans picking the moon, monkeys stealing peaches...

I rely on!

This live antique used such an obscene method to be the king of a country in vain!

Lin Quyang, whose little brother was caught, glared at Qin Yin, who had the same distorted expression, with a distorted expression.

Because he retaliated with an eye, a monkey tricked him to steal a peach, and he grabbed the little brother of the person in front of him fiercely.

"Let go!" Qin Yin gritted his teeth: "Otherwise I will kill you!"

"Let go first!" Lin Quyang also gritted his teeth: "Otherwise I will take you to be buried with me!"

"You let it go first, and I will let it go later."

"You let it go first, and I'll let it go later."

"I am the emperor." The implication is that you have to give way to me.

"I am a subject of the emperor." The implication is that you have to let me go.

"You... If you don't let go, I will make you regret it!" Qin Yin stared.

"We are in such a situation now. Do you think you can threaten me?"

Qin Yin narrowed his eyes, this bastard, he actually... is so hateful, he really deserves death!

The strength of the hands of both of them was a little heavier.

Suddenly, they all froze.

Because, they were all—hard! !

Qin Yin's eyes burst out with anger, he gritted his teeth and said, "Be more honest."

"Be more honest." Lin Quyang shot back.

Qin Yin was out of breath, and grabbed Lin Quyang's place tightly, causing him to gasp immediately, and said angrily, "You dirty bastard!"

"Hmph, how's it going? Are you comfortable with me serving you?" Qin Yin gritted his teeth, and his subordinates rubbed mercilessly.

Lin Quyang was gasping for air, he was holding the place so tightly, his whole body was limp and he lost all strength, and it took a lot of effort to shout: "You beast, take your hand away from me!"

"No!" Qin Yin glared at him.

Lin Quyang had been completely exhausted by him, his face was flushed, and he stared at him angrily, with a slight grievance in his eyes, watching the inexplicable heart, liver, spleen and lungs tremble. , It's so distressing.

Qin Yin was stunned for a moment, he stared blankly at the frowning and blushing person beside him, and then... fell into an inexplicable and inexplicable feeling, and then...he felt his heart beating He was jumping non-stop, and his hands were numb, no, his whole body should be numb, the last gust of evil fire rushed straight at him at a speed of [-] miles per hour, and then his little brother shamefully Harder and bigger circle.

Lin Quyang was in a daze.

What the hell!

What's the situation? !

How could he have such a big reaction? !

In an instant, Lin Quyang suddenly realized that he was the one who had that kind of special hobby, and actually planted the blame on himself.

It's okay to be so fucking shameless!

Lin Quyang narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and said, "So it's like this...you fucking fag!"

Hearing this, Qin Yin was startled, and then looked puzzled, what chicken old? !

In fact, Lin Quyang does not discriminate against homosexuals, but he really looked down on such a shameless scoundrel, he spat, and cursed: "It turns out that you are a thief calling for a thief. You obviously have that special hobby, but you falsely accuse me instead. The majestic king of a country doesn't feel ashamed."

Qin Yin's eyes widened even more at these words, and he asked angrily, "What do you mean?"

"You know what I mean by yourself." Lin Quyang stared and stiffened his neck.

Qin Yin has never been choked by such a person before. Although he doesn't quite understand the inexplicable words of the person in front of him, he knows that this person is hurting himself.

How can the king of a country be treated like this?It is simply unreasonable!He must be shredded into thousands of pieces before he can relieve the anger in his heart!

Therefore, Qin Yin didn't care about serving Lin Quyang any more, and just jumped on the tiger, pressing Lin Quyang on his body, biting and gnawing wildly.

Lin Quyang: "..."

Others present: "..."

Even Qin Yin was confused, why would he want to kiss him? !

After being gnawed and kissed by a man for a while, Lin Quyang had an expression of being bitten by a dog.

Qin Yin stood up, with a cat-like expression, straightened his clothes, cleared his throat, waved his hands, his face was reddish, his eyes wandered away from Lin Quyang who was lying there, and said: "Pull it down , castrated."

what! ?

Now that Lin Quyang came back to his senses, he roared: "Fuck you, uncle! You are a fool! You are a bastard! You are a pervert!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I curse you to cut off your sons and grandchildren..."

Qin Yin stood there looking at Lin Quyang who was being dragged out, snorted coldly, and limped away with his sleeves thrown.

The rest of the people secretly wiped their sweat, and they all secretly breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, it's great, there's nothing wrong with them.