Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous

There were rows of beautiful girls standing at the gate of the hall. Lin Quyang stood in the line wearing women's clothing, silently watching all the beautiful girls come in and out, his expression was very calm, but his heart hurt...

Ugh.

In order to survive, a majestic old man actually fell into the position of being canonized by another old man with other girls.

And it was the case that the old man knew in advance that he was also a man.

Damn, it's just too insane.

Thinking of what the child in Anyang said last night, Lin Quyang felt that his life would definitely not be easy...

The old lady of the broken-sleeved emperor even acquiesced to him finding a man to be his concubine. You said that you can only wait to be fucked by him...

Thinking of these two words, Lin Quyang only felt that the chrysanthemum tightened, and suddenly became even more sad...

I really want to go back in time!

Lin Quyang slightly raised his eyes and looked ahead, but before he could see clearly, Ma Xiang yelled: "Lin Quyang, Zhuang Jing, Zhang Yushu, Shangguan Lanxin... enter the hall."

Lin Quyang: "..."

I don't want to go, who will save me.

Lin Quyang wanted to cry but had no tears.

Then...how about making a fuss later?

No, Anyang said that he would lose his life that way.

How about...pretending to be crazy?

No, that would also cost your life.

How about...pretending to be dizzy?

No, that bastard is so smart, he will definitely be able to see through it.

Then how about...

my day.

I really can't think of any way to prevent that gay guy from letting me go.

When he was about to step into the palace gate, he was suddenly stopped by Ma Xiang, and said, "This beauty, why is she hanging her face?"

what?

Lin Quyang wanted to say: I don't hang my face, am I happy?

I'm not gay, a man wants to make love to himself, do you think that for a straight man, he can be happy?

Come on, come on, fuck me?I'm so happy to be spotted by a man!

No, he can't do it.

He also heard Ma Xiang say to him: "There is a smile on your face, smile, do you understand? Haven't you learned how to show others with a smile after so long training?" He also said: "The emperor and queen mother are the ones I will meet when I enter the palace. You have such a face, is it unlucky?"

Lin Quyang looked at him, fell silent for a while, and said, "I promise I won't cry, okay?"

Ma Xiang: "..."

After speaking, Lin Quyang entered the hall, and after walking a few steps, the team stopped, and then stood there in good order, waiting for the man sitting in the high position to choose.

Lin Quyang stood there and raised his head to look at the bastard sitting there, yelling, he looks really good-looking today, if he is really gay, maybe he really likes him...

Pooh, what are you thinking about!

You are a straight man, you want to marry a wife and have children.

Lin Quyang was trying to figure something out when he saw Qin Yin talking to an aunt sitting next to him.

He raised his eyebrows lightly. From this point of view, the aunt sitting next to him is his good Chinese mother?

Lin Quyang turned his head slightly to look at the "sisters" next to him, all of them were waiting for the emperor's canonization with smiles on their faces, alas, I don't know that your emperor has broken sleeves.

It's a pity for these beauties who are as beautiful as flowers and jade.

At the same time, Lin Quyang couldn't help thinking, this shameless emperor is really wicked, what's the difference between this and a cheating marriage?

This wicked faggot!

Just as he was thinking, when he heard someone calling his name, Lin Quyang collected himself, took a small step forward, and then plopped down on the ground.

He thought desperately, choose, choose, you have already recognized me anyway, and you can't escape yourself, so I will act out this scene with you.

I just hope you can find your conscience and let me go.

Lin Quyang knelt there with his head bowed and prayed silently.

"Raise your head." Empress Dowager Zhang spoke.

Lin Quyang frowned, paused, and then slowly raised his head.

After seeing Lin Quyang's face again, the Empress Dowager Zhang smiled slightly: "It's a beauty, but..." Paused: "It's a little girly and masculine..."

Lao Tzu looks like a boy and a girl!

Lin Quyang replied in his heart, but the next moment he wanted to smack himself, what kind of boy and girl look, they are men, pure men!

Alas, I was so confused that I couldn't tell if I was a man or a woman.

During this period of cranky thinking, he was left with a sign, and the Queen Mother Zhang smiled and said: "Get up."

"Thank you." Lin Quyang said as he stood up and retreated into the line.

"In the future, serve the emperor well." Empress Dowager Zhang said again, with a faint smile on her lips.

Lin Quyang: "..." I really should give you an award, called "Good Mother of China"!

Just as he was thinking, he raised his eyes a little, and inadvertently met the eyes of the smiling man sitting on the high seat.

His expression has a kind of "I just smile and watch you act".

I rub!

This shameless gay guy, I'm cooperating with you in acting, okay?

Lin Quyang really wanted to step forward and give him a few fists, but he could only think about it, this feeling of wanting to hit but not daring is really fucking uncomfortable.

The so-called hall selection, also known as the canonization election, was over soon, Lin Quyang asked Zhuang Jing next to him in a low voice: "Is there nothing wrong?"

Zhuang Jing blushed slightly, and said shyly, "Sister, my sister has also passed the palace election."

Ha ha.

Lin Quyang couldn't bear to hit her, so he could only say, "Congratulations."

"Our four sisters have passed the hall selection." Zhang Yushu said in surprise.

Ha ha.

Yes.

Alas, Lin Quyang didn't know whether he should cry or laugh.

Because he was personally told by Anyang that he was going to... sleep at night.

When Anyang said this, Lin Quyang's eyes really went dark and he almost passed by...

He stood there, thought for a moment, looked at Anyang sincerely, and discussed: "Little Sunshine, can you not let me go to bed?"

An Yang frowned slightly, and said: "Brother, don't be afraid, the emperor just wants to chat with you."

to chat with?

According to the fact that he was sensual = fascinated = fascinated just now, seeing how perverted he is, would it be as simple as just chatting with himself?

Anyang only thought that Lin Quyang was nervous, and comforted him softly: "Don't be nervous, the emperor is really gentle."

gentle?

Could it be that you were fucked by him?

Of course, Lin Quyang just thought about these words silently in his heart. He calmed down and began to show his pity: "Little Sun, it's been a day since today's palace election, and I didn't sleep well last night. I'm tired now, I just want to go Get some sleep, can you discuss it with your male god and let me go another day, okay?"

Anyang was silent for a while, and said: "How can I, a slave, have the turn to discuss this kind of thing with the master."

Hearing this, Lin Quyang also knew that the child was timid, so why make things difficult for him, he thought about it for a while, and said shamelessly: "Little Sunshine, I'm here as my aunt today, so I can't sleep with you."

Anyang looked at him very puzzled, and asked, "You... auntie is here? Where is she then? I'll go and meet her."

The corners of Lin Quyang's mouth twitched, and he said brazenly, "It's my period, that is...menstruation, yes, menstruation, do you understand?"

Anyang: "..."

Talking nonsense with eyes open like this, the end result is that he was forcibly taken to Qin Yin's bedroom. The palace was smoky and smoky. Before that, he was taken to take a bath and soak in a hot spring.

Lin Quyang also pulled a pile of shit along the way...

Well, the toilets used by the emperor are different, not to mention high-end, but also clean, even the paper for wiping their butts is soft...

And the pool for bathing is really luxurious, the water temperature is just right, even the little palace maid who waits on her to take off her clothes looks very watery...

Alas, thinking about what to do if I have nothing to do, I will be fucked by a big man later.

Lin Quyang sat on the bed and thought about it, the more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became.

Traveled here for no reason, but ended up being raped by a man?

Damn, it's too bullying!

Lin Quyang thought, he has never held the hands of a little girl in Dalian, let alone a girl...

God, please help me, I'm still a bitch.

If you don't save me, I'll die for you!

Ugh.

Lin Quyang let out a long sigh, and then thought about what to do with all these things.

It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on anyone.

Right now, we must find a way... to escape!

But... the outside of the hall is full of people, all waiting for themselves to be blown up...

If you want to escape, I'm afraid it will be difficult.

Only now did Lin Quyang realize that after entering the fence, it is really difficult to get out again.

"The Emperor is coming..."

A voice brought back Lin Quyang's thoughts, and when he heard this, his chrysanthemum tightened in fright.

I rub!

coming?

Can't fucking wait.

Lin Quyang thought for a while, damn it, let's go all out, my fighting for so many years is not for nothing!

He sat up straight, stabilized his emotions, tightened his chrysanthemums, and was ready to face the battle. That bastard was delusional about the Japanese, and there was no way!