My museum is perfect!

Carrying the garbage bag back, Qiao Qiao was severely mocked by Raksha Bird.

"You told me that you were going to be a director, but you picked up trash?!!" Raksha Bird was shocked, and even kicked away two children who were less than knee-high at his feet.

"Oh my God! What have you been doing these days? It's so dazzling?" In the eyes of Raksha Bird, apart from the foul-smelling Sanda bag in her hand, Qiao Qiao's whole body shone with countless golden lights.

It looked as if someone had turned on the spotlight for her from behind.

She has only seen this kind of golden light on the body of a good person. Qiao Qiao also had a golden light before, but that light can be ignored. Now this light is a lighthouse in the eyes of countless monsters and ghosts!

Fortunately, the golden light is not Tang's monk meat, it only protects people from the evil spirit.

Raksha Bird and Qiao Qiao can be immune to the discomfort caused by the golden light after staying for a long time, but the two children wearing red cloaks and ankle-length pink robes can’t do it anymore. The moment Qiao Qiao entered the door, the two children hugged each other Rakshasa's legs hid behind her,

She looked at Qiao Qiao timidly.

The boy in the red cloak has a little long hair,

The colorful rope is braided and put lightly on the shoulders. If it is not too cute, the lingering charm of the whole body can be called a handsome guy. He is holding the Raksha bird with one hand and holding the red writing brush tightly with the other. Eye sockets are wet.

Qiao Qiao, another child in a pink robe, couldn't tell whether it was a boy or a girl, he had fair skin,

The appearance is exquisite and lovely, Dan Fengyan looks a little more cute because of the chubby face, the eyelashes that are as long as feather fans are fluttering, and the curiosity overflows the eyes.

Qiao Qiao briefly talked about his experience, and then focused his attention on the two cubs, "I'm done talking, it's time for you, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you even gave birth to a child for me, and you still have two in your life? "

When this matter is mentioned, Rakshasa will not get angry, "This is not born by me, it's not something you pick up at home every day!"

Holding one in each hand, the Raksha bird introduced to Qiao Qiao, "This is that little red chicken, which just crawled out of your cherry pot." He squeezed the ears of the pink-robed child, and his body trembled for a moment. , and then nine fluffy and soft tails "swish" appeared.

"Here, it's still a nine-tailed fox." Rakshasa couldn't help but rolled her eyes. She is really a bird and has a recipe relationship with a fox. She hates and hates foxes very much!Although the other party is just a cub, this is different from spiritual talent, it is engraved into the bloodline of inheritance, and cannot be changed.

To be honest, if Qiao Qiao came back a few days later, she might find a reason to throw this brat out!

After hurriedly washing and changing into clean clothes, Qiao Qiao squatted in front of Xiao Fanzi, "Little boy, can I touch your ears and tail?"

Rakshasa bird snorted.

Shallow human beings!Shallow woman!I know I like these flower shelves every day!

I used to call her Little Kiss, but now I call other little foxes Little Guaiguai, obviously her wings are stronger and tougher!

After a long while, Xiaofenzi lowered his head and let out a "huh".

With permission, Qiao Qiao picked up the little pink cub rua and stood up, and buried his face in it for a moment, taking a deep breath.

#吹尾一时冷冷，向尾尾一时冷#

#awsl#

cute baby!Beast ears!Tail!Still nine tails!

Heaven!

Raksha bird can't understand Qiao Qiao's love for these fluffy animals, maybe they are human beings.

little boy in red

When Qiao Qiao finally calmed down, Little Fen Cub finally couldn't hold back his body and transformed back into a palm-sized snow-white fox, only the tip of its tail was pink, and the long, fluffy tail rested lightly on Qiao Qiao's wrist.

#I can, I can do it, I'm fine again! #

#乔桥发鸡骑喵#

The brain calmed down again, and Qiao Qiao suddenly remembered what Bo Shu said before——

"The country of Qingqiu has a fox with nine tails on its mountain."

"It has four legs, its voice is like a baby, and sometimes it can eat people, and eating the meat of a nine-tailed fox can also avoid evil spirits."

Qiaoqiao ruahu's hand paused slightly, turned the fox over, met the pair of black pearl-like eyes, and asked, "Are you cannibal?"

The little pink fox's eyes are full of shock, and the conscience of heaven and earth, not only has it never eaten a human being, but it has never been full since the day it became conscious!A fox practiced conscientiously in front of the Buddha, and didn’t dare to have any wrong thoughts. When he was hungry, he would smell the aroma of hot pot/barbecue/takeaway from the living room from time to time...

Finally waited until Bo Shu left!It finally took shape!

There is no more benevolent fox in the world than it!

Putting away its little paws, the little pink fox yelled "嘤嘤嘤".

'We foxes never eat people! '

'Don't listen to that bad book!That bad book is very bad!Just know how to sow discord! '

.........

Little Fenhu screamed more and more aggrieved, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and jumped from Qiao Qiao's lap into the pillow on the sofa.

Boo!The nine-tailed fox is dead!

Qiao Qiao: "..."

Okay, judging by the grievance, Qiao Qiao saw it thoroughly and took a secondary card from the drawer before he could eat it.

"Buy what you want to eat yourself, don't eat people, you see people eat everything nowadays, you can't guarantee that the people you eat have eaten wild game, what kind of messy virus!" Rich Qiao Qiao said righteously, "These people have never passed Inspection by the Bureau of Inspection, if it has not passed three tests, it is unqualified human flesh."

Little Pink Fox: "..." Is that so?

Facing the little fox's suspicious gaze, Qiao Qiao nodded heavily, "That's right!"

Little Pink Fox: But...

The Raksha bird interjected at the right time, "They mainly absorb human energy, and human flesh is optional."

"is it?"

The little pink fox nodded.

"Then you can't smoke it!" Qiao Qiao said sadly, "How clean do you expect a person whose flesh and body are so poisonous? Nowadays, people have experienced melamine, waste oil, and various super viruses. , Dirty to death!"

The inexperienced little pink fox thought about it carefully, Qiao Qiao seemed to have something to say, but felt that something was weird, and Qiao Qiao made him a cup of milk tea before he could figure it out.

"Come on, if you're hungry, drink milk tea to renew your life, it tastes like taro." Qiao Qiao stuffed the milk tea into the little pink fox's mouth, and waited for the little pink fox to smack his lips before letting go.

Raksha Bird was deeply touched by this, thinking that she was also subdued by a barbecue.

After dealing with the little pink fox, Qiao Qiao set his sights on the little red chicken again, oh no, it shouldn't be called the little red chicken now.

"Would you like a cup?" Qiao Qiao picked out the strawberry flavor, "Or do you want to eat only if you practice real food, or drink if you don't want to drink from Liquan?"

The little boy in red shook his head reservedly, first glanced at the Raksha bird, and took the milk tea with her nodding.

"Thank you." The little boy said in a milky voice.

The two cubs drank milk tea with their cups in their arms, and Qiao Qiao continued to exchange messages with Raksha Bird.

"They came a few times after you left. I ate a person's memory. In his memory, Boshu became the guardian spirit of their great elder." Rakshasa frowned, even though she and Boshu were out of tune. But it doesn't mean that she is willing to see the opponent standing on the enemy's side.

It's also disgusting.

"Can you find the location?" Qiao Qiao dug out the surveillance camera installed at home before leaving and asked.

"Yes, near Xishan, they opened the new host venue recently."

Watching the people in gym uniforms walking around her home in the video, Qiao Qiao was in a very bad mood. She propped her chin, thoughtful.

"What are you going to do with them?" Luosha Niao and Qiao Qiao were on the same mind, and by looking at her expression, she knew that the other party was going to make trouble.

Qiao Qiao snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "It's so boring to kill them. Besides, Jinjiang is not allowed to write. Blood, blood, violence, and strength below the neck are not in line with the core socialist values."

Raksha bird: "????" What are you talking about.

"Friend, have you heard of the Anti-MLM Complaint Reporting Center?"

The probability of successful reporting based on the surveillance video provided by oneself is very low, and it is difficult to guarantee that the other party has placed someone in the reporting center.

So Qiao Qiao also instigated Raksha Bird to do some things - Raksha Niao pretended to be a member of the Xiaodong Gymnasium to brainwash all the uncles and aunts, and made hot searches for the people of the Xiaodong Gymnasium on Weibo, edited All kinds of cool videos of "riding the wind and going straight up" were published on various websites...

With the tireless efforts of one person and one bird, the Xiaodong gymnasium became popular in less than a week——

[Can joining a religion really teach the secrets of longevity? 】

[The director of the gymnasium has not been changed since its establishment, and he is 160 years old after all the years! 】

【Are you annoying!These are the hot searches every day, and the rumors and sales are not so disgusting! 】

【Little brother is so handsome!I want to teach! 】

[Does the relevant department care?My parents were dragged into teaching by my aunt a few years ago, and they paid several million in tuition fees, which is fine. What's even more disgusting is that they also sell health care products.Is it disgusting! 】

【I know I know!The people of Nanshan testified that there are almost all religious people here, and they were dragged in by their parents to have a look, my god, isn't this just Xiao in disguise?I whispered next to me that my parents wanted to sever the father-daughter relationship with me... What's more disgusting is that the facade of their gymnasium is a central air conditioner, and they can date you as long as they give money! 】

[Same as the people of Nanshan, the hooligans here are all members of the church. They have to go to the small shop every week to collect protection money. The girl was only 16 years old, and she was chosen as a godmother (yes, that's what you think). 】

.........

Public opinion is fermenting, and people have noticed the small/east gymnasiums that are flooding their lives. At the same time, more and more people are participating in the discussion. With the power of the masses, they have picked out those involved in politics/economy/military. , At the same time, many "big tigers" were picked up.

[Eating melons quietly in the front row, I always feel that there is a dark winery that arranges various cocktails in important institutions in our country. I propose a strict investigation! 】

[@一个光阁, big brother, come out to work! 】

[Chaoyang crowd's approval!Tremor JPG]

[Heh, you are all jealous, you can’t see the Dongchang Gym is good, I have been in the Gym for 28 years, my body is healthy and healthy, and I have no disease or disaster. 】

[Silly beeping onlookers in the front row——]

[@mental hospital, where?You patients are out! 】

[It's started, it's started, it's started!Fifty cents are ready anytime! 】

[You don’t even know how good the East Gym is!Remove parenthesis fifty cents. 】

.........

When the online quarrel was turned upside down, the incident finally fermented to the point where the country had to intervene.

The author has something to say: Qiao Qiao: #Reject the game from me JPG

Little Red Fox: #Reject game from fox to JPG