break spring
Chapter 2 The Origin of Joking
The sun is high and hot, it is not suitable to go fishing in the river, but to dress up as a bride.
He Dengqu's family has four children, He Wenbao, the son of the village head, He Baimiao, the daughter of the neighbor next door, He Dengqu, the youngest, and Ding San, who has only been here for a month.
Ding San doesn't have a name, but he is the third child in the family, so he is called Ding San.
Usually when playing as a bride, there are only three people, and He Wenbao and He Dengqu are fighting over who will be the groom's officer and who will be the baby.He Wenbao is older than He Dengqu, and every time Bai Miao chooses him as the bridegroom officer, He Dengqu has long been unconvinced.
Besides, He Baimiao is currently the prettiest little girl in the village. Crescent Moon's eyes are crooked when she smiles, and she has two dimples. .
Now that Ding San is here, the situation has changed.
Ding San was about the same height as He Wenbao, even stronger and darker than him, but the bright red pregnancy mole on his chin showed that he had twins.
He Wenbao didn't have such a strong concept of beauty and ugliness as He Dengqu, and was a curious boy, he said very generously: "Then Bai Miaomiao will be your bride this time, Ding San will be my bride, and we will get married together today."
"No!" Eight-year-old He Dengqu said angrily.
He Wenbao has always been the master of one thing and the king of the children in the village. He Dengqu would not refute him immediately no matter how unconvinced he was.But He Wenbao's village chief father always taught him to convince people with reason, so he wanted to reason with He Dengqu: "Little Gouer, don't you usually want to be Bai Miaomiao's groom official? Don't you want to be?"
He Dengqu frowned, his tender bun face was wrinkled several times, and he muttered, "I want to be Bai Miaomiao's groom."
He Wenbao breathed a sigh of relief, "That's fine, we're going to pay homage now."
He Wenbao put He Dengqu's hand on He Baimiao's, and motioned for Baimiao to hold him, while he took Ding San's hand.
This time, He Dengqu hadn't called out to pray to heaven and earth, but He Dengqu cried and ran into another room to find his mother.
Lady Fang was settling accounts when He Dengqu interrupted her.Waiting for He Dengqu to tell the whole story while belching, she really couldn't laugh or cry.
"Little Gou'er, don't you most want to be a bride with Sister Bai Miao? This time, Brother Wen Bao has let you go. What are you upset about?" Lady Fang suppressed her anger.
"But, but... it's Ding San who doesn't want to be brother Wen Bao's bride!" He Dengqu said clumsy lies with tears in his eyes.
Mrs. Fang first patted He Dengqu's butt, and scolded: "It's not big or small, it's called Brother San'er!"
"San'er, don't you want to be Wen Bao's bride?" Lady Fang asked Ding San.
Ding San has always been straightforward, and he doesn't know why He Dengqu is not happy.He only remembered that He Dengqu yelled at him that Bai Miaomiao next door was much prettier than him, and that she would be his wife from now on.
Ding San has no temper and no grudges towards his own people, and he doesn't remember that He Dengqu always belittles him as a bad look, thinking that He Dengqu will be happy when He Baimiao plays his bride, so he should stop crying.
"I am willing." Ding San nodded and said sincerely.
He had no idea why He Dengqu was crying.
"Little Gou'er, look at San'er's elder brother agreeing."
But He Dengqu cried even harder.
"He Dengqu, you still cry even after playing a game, and I won't let you play in the future!" Mrs. Fang yelled at the eight-year-old water doll.
She was scolded by the shopkeeper today, and was immediately driven back by him.According to the shopkeeper's unreasonable nitpicking, she knew that she would not be working soon, and she was worried about her future livelihood.He Dengqu seldom cried since his father left, and he didn't know what demon he was possessed today.
He Dengqu threw away Mrs. Fang, and said, "Mother's words are nothing."Then he didn't wear shoes, and walked out crying with bare feet.
No matter how angry Mrs. Fang was, she couldn't watch her son braving the sun without wearing shoes, and hurriedly followed him with his shoes.Ding San followed Mrs. Fang, he ran fast, and caught up with Mrs. Fang in no time.The remaining ten-year-old He Wenbao and nine-year-old He Baimiao looked at each other, at a loss.
He Dengqu grew up late, and grew up in the next few years. Now he is a short winter melon, but it is also a white and delicate short winter melon, which is liked by the villagers.
He Sheng, the village chief of Qinghe Village and He Wenbao's father, was driving an ox cart to his home when he ran into He Dengqu who was crying on the road.
"Little Gou'er, what's the matter? Did your mother beat you?" He Sheng stopped the ox cart, "Why don't you put on your shoes, get in the cart, and Uncle Sheng will take you home."
He Dengqu had nowhere to dump his grievances, so here came a big jar.
"My mother is lying! She gave my daughter-in-law to Brother Wen Bao!"
He Sheng himself didn't know why he had an extra daughter-in-law, but he also knew that He Baimiao often played with his son and Xiao Gou'er, so he thought He Dengqu was talking about her.
"It's okay, it's okay, your mother can't give it to you. Sister Bai Miao belongs to Uncle Tianlu's family. When you grow up, you can marry her with a lot of money."
"It's not... hiccup...it's brother San'er. My mother told me that brother San'er will be my daughter-in-law in the future. She gave brother San'er to brother Wen Bao, so I won't have a wife, and no one will talk to her." I slept together...Mother is good or bad..."
There was no extra bed at home, so Mrs. Fang asked Ding San to sleep with He Dengqu.
He Dengqu was separated from bed early since he was a child. In fact, he was very scared, but he was very small and wanted to save face, so he didn't dare to tell his parents that he was afraid.
He hated it so much that he even drew lines on the bed, but at night, he always rolled on Ding San.On this hot day, the two children woke up sweating.He Dengqu would not complain when he bullied Ding San, so he beat him up first and said, "I forgive you this time first, and you don't cross the line in the future."
Ding San really believed it.On the second night, Ding San slept on the side on purpose, for fear that he would squeeze him.He Dengqu always had reasons to find fault, asking him why he slept so far away.
The lady Fang who caught up was directly amused by the unlucky boy He Dengqu.In the beginning, it was the one who said he didn't want this ugly daughter-in-law, so she just played a game and let others do it for a while, which made her sweat all over running with him on a hot day.
"Okay, your third brother is yours, He Dengqu, you put on the shoes first."
With his mother's promise, He Dengqu gradually stopped crying and put on his shoes obediently.
But He Dengqu's words directly confuse Ding San, so is he the daughter-in-law of this brother who is two years younger?
He couldn't think too much in his mind, and after pondering for a long time, he came up with the saying "I'll talk about it later, if he says yes, if he doesn't, he won't".
He Sheng was bewildered and listened to He Dengqu's crying for a long time, but got a piece of news, he told everyone what happened today.Ever since, everyone in the village knew that He Dengqu's family had a child bride-in-law, who was a twin with a mole on her chin.
He Dengqu now blames his mother for publicizing it everywhere, but in fact, he has a great forgetfulness and has completely forgotten the stupid things he did.
Miss Fang is very happy when she thinks of this.He Dengqu's appearance has changed a lot from when he was a child. He has lost his baby fat and his facial features are more robust.In order not to be shorter than Ding San, he insisted on jumping as high as he could every day. Although he was only less than an inch taller than Ding San, he was still tall after all, and he was not the same as the short winter melon in the past.
However, this temperament has not changed in the slightest, his heart is inconsistent, and he is very domineering towards his third brother, but he himself has not noticed it.San'er can't share one piece of cakes made by others, even her mother can only get two pieces.
Also, San'er has been spoiled by him since he was a child, and he can't even sleep comfortably when he makes a bed for himself.Zhongyuan Academy was on vacation recently, and he complained all the time when he came back. He also said that the food in the academy was expensive and not tasty.
The silly boy she gave birth to didn't even understand that he liked someone, the book really read the dog's belly, and he had to push so much for his mother, just a little.
Her family's third son is also suffering. If it is really her biological child, how can he suffer this crime.It's a pity that after all, one came out of the stomach and the other was bought, she still has a bad bowl of water.In fact, Mrs. Fang still felt guilty towards Ding San in her heart.
-----
He Lezhao - Never admit it
Mrs. Fang—I already knew who you were
San'er—Who am I and what am I doing where?
He Dengqu's family has four children, He Wenbao, the son of the village head, He Baimiao, the daughter of the neighbor next door, He Dengqu, the youngest, and Ding San, who has only been here for a month.
Ding San doesn't have a name, but he is the third child in the family, so he is called Ding San.
Usually when playing as a bride, there are only three people, and He Wenbao and He Dengqu are fighting over who will be the groom's officer and who will be the baby.He Wenbao is older than He Dengqu, and every time Bai Miao chooses him as the bridegroom officer, He Dengqu has long been unconvinced.
Besides, He Baimiao is currently the prettiest little girl in the village. Crescent Moon's eyes are crooked when she smiles, and she has two dimples. .
Now that Ding San is here, the situation has changed.
Ding San was about the same height as He Wenbao, even stronger and darker than him, but the bright red pregnancy mole on his chin showed that he had twins.
He Wenbao didn't have such a strong concept of beauty and ugliness as He Dengqu, and was a curious boy, he said very generously: "Then Bai Miaomiao will be your bride this time, Ding San will be my bride, and we will get married together today."
"No!" Eight-year-old He Dengqu said angrily.
He Wenbao has always been the master of one thing and the king of the children in the village. He Dengqu would not refute him immediately no matter how unconvinced he was.But He Wenbao's village chief father always taught him to convince people with reason, so he wanted to reason with He Dengqu: "Little Gouer, don't you usually want to be Bai Miaomiao's groom official? Don't you want to be?"
He Dengqu frowned, his tender bun face was wrinkled several times, and he muttered, "I want to be Bai Miaomiao's groom."
He Wenbao breathed a sigh of relief, "That's fine, we're going to pay homage now."
He Wenbao put He Dengqu's hand on He Baimiao's, and motioned for Baimiao to hold him, while he took Ding San's hand.
This time, He Dengqu hadn't called out to pray to heaven and earth, but He Dengqu cried and ran into another room to find his mother.
Lady Fang was settling accounts when He Dengqu interrupted her.Waiting for He Dengqu to tell the whole story while belching, she really couldn't laugh or cry.
"Little Gou'er, don't you most want to be a bride with Sister Bai Miao? This time, Brother Wen Bao has let you go. What are you upset about?" Lady Fang suppressed her anger.
"But, but... it's Ding San who doesn't want to be brother Wen Bao's bride!" He Dengqu said clumsy lies with tears in his eyes.
Mrs. Fang first patted He Dengqu's butt, and scolded: "It's not big or small, it's called Brother San'er!"
"San'er, don't you want to be Wen Bao's bride?" Lady Fang asked Ding San.
Ding San has always been straightforward, and he doesn't know why He Dengqu is not happy.He only remembered that He Dengqu yelled at him that Bai Miaomiao next door was much prettier than him, and that she would be his wife from now on.
Ding San has no temper and no grudges towards his own people, and he doesn't remember that He Dengqu always belittles him as a bad look, thinking that He Dengqu will be happy when He Baimiao plays his bride, so he should stop crying.
"I am willing." Ding San nodded and said sincerely.
He had no idea why He Dengqu was crying.
"Little Gou'er, look at San'er's elder brother agreeing."
But He Dengqu cried even harder.
"He Dengqu, you still cry even after playing a game, and I won't let you play in the future!" Mrs. Fang yelled at the eight-year-old water doll.
She was scolded by the shopkeeper today, and was immediately driven back by him.According to the shopkeeper's unreasonable nitpicking, she knew that she would not be working soon, and she was worried about her future livelihood.He Dengqu seldom cried since his father left, and he didn't know what demon he was possessed today.
He Dengqu threw away Mrs. Fang, and said, "Mother's words are nothing."Then he didn't wear shoes, and walked out crying with bare feet.
No matter how angry Mrs. Fang was, she couldn't watch her son braving the sun without wearing shoes, and hurriedly followed him with his shoes.Ding San followed Mrs. Fang, he ran fast, and caught up with Mrs. Fang in no time.The remaining ten-year-old He Wenbao and nine-year-old He Baimiao looked at each other, at a loss.
He Dengqu grew up late, and grew up in the next few years. Now he is a short winter melon, but it is also a white and delicate short winter melon, which is liked by the villagers.
He Sheng, the village chief of Qinghe Village and He Wenbao's father, was driving an ox cart to his home when he ran into He Dengqu who was crying on the road.
"Little Gou'er, what's the matter? Did your mother beat you?" He Sheng stopped the ox cart, "Why don't you put on your shoes, get in the cart, and Uncle Sheng will take you home."
He Dengqu had nowhere to dump his grievances, so here came a big jar.
"My mother is lying! She gave my daughter-in-law to Brother Wen Bao!"
He Sheng himself didn't know why he had an extra daughter-in-law, but he also knew that He Baimiao often played with his son and Xiao Gou'er, so he thought He Dengqu was talking about her.
"It's okay, it's okay, your mother can't give it to you. Sister Bai Miao belongs to Uncle Tianlu's family. When you grow up, you can marry her with a lot of money."
"It's not... hiccup...it's brother San'er. My mother told me that brother San'er will be my daughter-in-law in the future. She gave brother San'er to brother Wen Bao, so I won't have a wife, and no one will talk to her." I slept together...Mother is good or bad..."
There was no extra bed at home, so Mrs. Fang asked Ding San to sleep with He Dengqu.
He Dengqu was separated from bed early since he was a child. In fact, he was very scared, but he was very small and wanted to save face, so he didn't dare to tell his parents that he was afraid.
He hated it so much that he even drew lines on the bed, but at night, he always rolled on Ding San.On this hot day, the two children woke up sweating.He Dengqu would not complain when he bullied Ding San, so he beat him up first and said, "I forgive you this time first, and you don't cross the line in the future."
Ding San really believed it.On the second night, Ding San slept on the side on purpose, for fear that he would squeeze him.He Dengqu always had reasons to find fault, asking him why he slept so far away.
The lady Fang who caught up was directly amused by the unlucky boy He Dengqu.In the beginning, it was the one who said he didn't want this ugly daughter-in-law, so she just played a game and let others do it for a while, which made her sweat all over running with him on a hot day.
"Okay, your third brother is yours, He Dengqu, you put on the shoes first."
With his mother's promise, He Dengqu gradually stopped crying and put on his shoes obediently.
But He Dengqu's words directly confuse Ding San, so is he the daughter-in-law of this brother who is two years younger?
He couldn't think too much in his mind, and after pondering for a long time, he came up with the saying "I'll talk about it later, if he says yes, if he doesn't, he won't".
He Sheng was bewildered and listened to He Dengqu's crying for a long time, but got a piece of news, he told everyone what happened today.Ever since, everyone in the village knew that He Dengqu's family had a child bride-in-law, who was a twin with a mole on her chin.
He Dengqu now blames his mother for publicizing it everywhere, but in fact, he has a great forgetfulness and has completely forgotten the stupid things he did.
Miss Fang is very happy when she thinks of this.He Dengqu's appearance has changed a lot from when he was a child. He has lost his baby fat and his facial features are more robust.In order not to be shorter than Ding San, he insisted on jumping as high as he could every day. Although he was only less than an inch taller than Ding San, he was still tall after all, and he was not the same as the short winter melon in the past.
However, this temperament has not changed in the slightest, his heart is inconsistent, and he is very domineering towards his third brother, but he himself has not noticed it.San'er can't share one piece of cakes made by others, even her mother can only get two pieces.
Also, San'er has been spoiled by him since he was a child, and he can't even sleep comfortably when he makes a bed for himself.Zhongyuan Academy was on vacation recently, and he complained all the time when he came back. He also said that the food in the academy was expensive and not tasty.
The silly boy she gave birth to didn't even understand that he liked someone, the book really read the dog's belly, and he had to push so much for his mother, just a little.
Her family's third son is also suffering. If it is really her biological child, how can he suffer this crime.It's a pity that after all, one came out of the stomach and the other was bought, she still has a bad bowl of water.In fact, Mrs. Fang still felt guilty towards Ding San in her heart.
-----
He Lezhao - Never admit it
Mrs. Fang—I already knew who you were
San'er—Who am I and what am I doing where?
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