What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

"I still think you're going too fast."

After a few days, Zhong Shuangming sat opposite Shi Lu again, and was forced to listen to untold stories between young lovers.

At this time, Shi Lu was blushing and looking happy, like a cat that has been fed to a round belly, with its head slumped while flicking its tail while patting its belly, and meowing loudly to let everyone know its not-so-secret love.

No, tengus don't meow.

Zhong Shuangming tried his best to figure out the mentality of an old father who sees his son finally marrying a good wife. He listened to Shi Lu's babbling from one ear to the other, and wanted to find those old men in the management center to listen to him together.

To save him from being idle all day long and having nothing to do, occupying his working time in the name of morning tea, night snack and afternoon tea, and beating around the bush just to find out some latest news about Shilu from him.

It seems like if you talk too much to Shiru, you will die.

However, Shilu's current obsession with love is really surprising. He is completely different from the "Shilu" in their impression, and even ooc the Shilu who just woke up and lost his memory. Jiaojiao's happy life.

Zhong Shuangming didn't mean to say such a bad thing. These monsters lived a long time, and their days were mostly displaced. It would be great if they could settle down for more than ten or ten years. He only felt that Shi Li Isn't the speed of love at first sight and life at second sight a bit too fast?

Most people who live a long life are also slow-tempered, and love and hate are not so passionate—although the advice of carpe diem in time comes from Zhong Shuangming, but when it is really substituted into Shi Lu, it seems that there is something wrong with it. Satisfied.

If it weren't for Shi Li on the opposite side, he would have suspected that Banxi had used a spell to take the ecstasy.

"I think it's okay." Shi Li blinked, his memory is not complete, and he doesn't quite understand what the normal progress of a monster's relationship should be. Progress, some of them have superior talents and have faster long-distance running. You can't cut off his legs and have to let him do it slowly.

If it weren't for Banxi's awkwardness in this aspect, Shi Lu felt that his progress could be a little faster.

"It's just... a feeling." Shi Lu couldn't describe it to a single bird like Zhong Shuangming who had never talked with him in words, "He should be mine, you understand, it's all natural."

No, I don't understand about your little lovers.

Zhong Shuangming drank the wine in the glass, clapped the venue and applauded Shi Lu.

I don't want to understand this either.

Although it seems very happy.

Shi Lu just wanted to show off, and he didn't intend to get entangled with Zhong Shuangming, so he summed it up in one sentence: "You told me to have fun in time."

Human life is so short, so short that even if he can have the rest of Banci's remaining life, it will not be enough for a hundred years, so every second of doubt, entanglement and indecision can obviously be used to hug his lover, Go do something happier.

Zhong Shuangming resisted not to light up his four pupils and rolled his eyes at Shi Lu, "Then you still come out to drink with me."

Shi Lu looked obedient while holding the wine glass, "He kicked me out."

After doing this and that and ruining a skirt of Bansy, Bansy pulled out the innocent and pitiful little kitten from the bed with a blank face, touched the fur belly twice and squeezed it for a long time He knows how to powder meat pads, and finally puts on his pants and shuts him out of the door without recognizing the cat.

So Jiaojiao, who scratched the door for a long time to no avail, had no choice but to come to Zhong Shuangming for a drink with her tail between her legs and her ears drooping. With the idea of ​​finding a dog-headed military adviser, she flaunted it for half an hour, which was not his intention.

Well, he did it on purpose.

Zhong Shuangming's four eyeballs couldn't help but rolled up to the sky, and flexibly used the Internet slang that he had just learned not long ago, "Understood, I am not a real person, you are a real dog."

……

A real dog indeed.

Bancy pulled out a bottle of recovery potion from the bedside table and poured it down, unwilling to think about how tragically he had put this emergency medicine in the bedside table.

He remained paralyzed and remained motionless for a few minutes, and only after the potion took effect did he feel that the half life he had lost had regained a little bit.

ga-

Odile squatted on the bedside and laughed at him. Ever since she noticed that Bancy jumped out with unstable energy and was nearly blinded by a flash, and Shi Li shoved him back fiercely and roughly, she shrank as much as a quail in any case. So honest that even Bansy could laugh at her innocent innocence when she was lying on the bed and couldn't get up.

It's my fault for dying too early.

Odile gnashed her teeth and fought back, flapping her wings and jumping her feet in a cute and funny way.

Judging from the fact that he can still see overlapping human figures on her body, Bancy is only one step away from completely losing consciousness.He frowned, activated his dull and floating inner perception, and closed the "door" that had been opened to him.

Last night, someone worked too hard and added the rag-like skirt on the ground as a prop, his inner perception was completely opened and filled with excessive mystery. With the healing spell, he passed out quickly and quickly.

"Coma" is the result of his body acting as a "sword". When he realizes that the mystery he can accept has reached the limit, he closes his consciousness and puts his soul into a safe house to prevent his soul from being "gated" the other side calls to the past

Think about the scene when Shi Li discovered that he suddenly died of breath while doing it...

Bancy raised his hand to cover his face and laughed intermittently.

It was kind of mean, but he thought about the scene and it was really funny.

Odile flapped her wings and pressed against his chest, squawking and looking down at him.

What are you laughing at, you are still laughing when you can't get up. Do you remember that there is serious business to do tonight, and the person in charge of the funeral will be hung up and beaten for being late and disrespectful.

"Okay, okay, I haven't forgotten." Bansy moved his body, the recovery potion had fully exerted its effect, the soreness and uncontrollable trembling had almost subsided, almost the same as the exhaustion after chasing a vampire across Europe The level is enough to handle a funeral.

Odile covered his face with wings, chirping and wanted to give a lecture on the importance of responsibility and family reputation, but she stopped talking when she looked up at Banxi with an innocent face.

That expression is very similar to that of a child acting like a baby, revealing the certainty that he must be pampered and obeyed.

"Because it's very comfortable." Bancy said in a tone that the candy was delicious and he wanted to eat an extra piece, got up and pulled out two skirts from the closet, and the topic changed abruptly and naturally, "Wear this one at night? Or this one? "

Odile, just like how Bancy would secretly stuff a piece of candy into the little boy's mouth when he was a child, shifted her gaze to the two skirts in his hand.

Bancy's mother's body shape is actually not similar to Bancy's. The lady has a slim figure that is more standard than many models, and all skirts are the smallest size except during pregnancy.

Earlier, when Bancy was a young man with little development, he could wear those skirts with a little modification, but now each one is equivalent to a major modification that has been re-sewn to fit a 1.8 skirt. An adult male with shoulder width and leg length above [-] meters.

Thanks to Bansy's habit of controlling his figure when he was young, and not because he grew too much flesh in adulthood, otherwise, even if he could tuck himself into the skirt, the visual effect would probably be so dire that his mother didn't want to come.

Odile picked out a looser skirt. Banci's mother rarely had such a loose and high-waisted imperial-style dress. It didn't constrict the waist and didn't have too many complicated decorations. It was simple and comfortable, and it was very suitable for overworked people who couldn't straighten their waists. banshee.

"I said it won't affect it." Bancy reluctantly accepted the thoughtfulness from the old grandmother, opened the accessories box and picked out the right jewelry. He was lazy and didn't care about anything when he was the only one who met Mr. Wells a few days ago. I didn't wear it, but tonight's formal occasion was perfunctory, at least the standard accessories of earrings and necklaces couldn't escape.

Well……

Bancy touched his earlobe, and he could feel the traces of pierced ears, but think about the last time he wore earrings, and how many healing spells he used and how many bottles of recovery potions he used during this period...

Bansy fumbled for an earring from the jewelry box to test it out.

……

Sure enough, it was blocked.

Otherwise, why would he choose a sterling silver earring.

Bansy used his hands familiarly, and the slightly pointed head of the earring pierced through the flesh after a prick, and was firmly nailed to his earlobe.

The other one is also made in the same way, and it takes another afternoon to get used to it. At night, just pick an earring that doesn't have so many gemstones and is not so shiny.Bansy still remembers the weight of the pair of sapphire earrings at the bar mitzvah, adorned with diamonds and set in gold, weighing on his ears.

Bancy's understanding of gemstones is as far as energy channeling and spell amplification are biased. Anyway, he can't understand why those ladies and ladies are keen to decorate themselves like a jewelry display case, even if they have to sparkle at the funeral. The pearl earrings he casually wore sneered so loudly that half the room could hear them.

He knew this lady, and he had a one-sided relationship but didn't have a deep impression—strictly speaking, he didn't have a unilateral impression. As a direct relative of the former boss who was abolished by him, this lady probably had a unilateral impression of him. Very impressed.

"Shouldn't you salute me?" Her voice was high-pitched and meowed.

Her family does have a part of blood from the cat kingdom, if not, Bansi would not have gritted his teeth and endured the former boss for so long.

The sacred oath on him also has a certain reaction to them, and there is a high probability of recklessly resisting him and being backlashed by the sacred oath.

Bancy smiled calmly while holding his wine glass, "Good night, Ma'am."

He lowered his eyes and bent slightly, going through the guest list for tonight's funeral in his head.

Mr. Wells has lived for 500 years, has extensive acquaintances and noble blood, and has a certain weight in the mysterious world, so those who are eligible to attend his funeral tonight are not unknown people.

The funeral of a vampire is more important than the first embrace. It can be called the most important ceremony for a vampire. Even the guests who have enmity with each other put aside their grievances at this moment, and travel thousands of miles across the ocean just to send their old friends off for the last time.

Anyone who made a fuss at this kind of funeral would be regarded as a provocation to the guests present. He thought no one would be stupid enough to make trouble on such an occasion, right?

No, no, no?

Banxi suppressed the restlessness in his heart to watch the fun, pretending that he didn't hear the woman's eccentric "neither man nor woman", the arc of the smile on his lips didn't change a bit.

"The reception hasn't started yet, so you'd better drink less." He took off the wine glass in the other party's hand, and held her hand with a smile.

Shi Lu walked up to him at some point, and pulled him away from Banxi with a cold expression.

"I'll take this 'guest, person'," he choked on the woman's voice with his eyes, pretending that he didn't use much force, "go sober up."

When he finished speaking, Li twitched the corner of his mouth, polite and friendly.