What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

According to the information about this small bungalow on the Internet, it used to be a villa where a wealthy businessman placed his confidante.

The master bedroom is indeed in the style of a golden house. The four-poster bed with light gauze curtains, the dressing table with delicate patterns, and the full-length mirror decorated with gemstones are decorated with nephrite jade, which is delicate and luxurious. green.

He doesn't really want to live with Banxi, because if he accidentally reveals his true nature, Banxi will find out the black history of eating meat strips and eating delicious meat sticks, and his reputation will be ruined.

But for him to live here...

No matter how much Bansy lamented that the location of the master bedroom was superior, Shi Lul didn't have the courage to move in because his mind was full of inappropriate associations.

Didn't even have the guts to go into the master bedroom.

Bancy stood in front of the full-length mirror and took a deep breath, feeling the gentle and pure energy flowing through it.

This house is well built on the right node of energy flow, and the master bedroom is the energy core of this house, and even the full-length mirror is placed just right, just standing here he feels comfortable physically and mentally, relaxed The discomfort caused by the cat's incoherent calls yesterday.

If it weren't for the wizard council's regulations, he would have packed himself up and lived in it.

The forward and reverse nodes where energy flows are similar to the Feng Shui concept in Huaguo.The energy flowing through the upright node will have a positive impact on the surroundings, naturally attracting good beings to approach, while the energy of the reversed node is chaotic and suppressed, imperceptibly affecting everything around to develop in the worst direction.

In the world of wizards, the houses close to the positive nodes are all sought-after houses in prime locations, and they are worth ten times or twenty times the market price to fight for.

"Then you use this one." Shi Lu immediately threw the master bedroom to Banxi, "I'll just live in the one next to it."

He just took a look at the second bedroom, which was the decoration style that he would have the courage to live in as a male.

"So good?" Bancy blinked. Although the master bedroom is good, it would be a waste of luxury to use it as a lounge for him—after all, he can't live here for a few days, and he can't stay for a few more days.

"Yeah." Shi Lu said stiffly, looked away and recited the Qingxin Mantra silently.

The full-length mirror reflected Bancy's tall and thin back, like the reflection of a swan in a lake.The wizard may be born with a classical elegance and inaccessible mysterious temperament, stepping in a room of silent antique furniture, as if Bancy is the one who wakes up from the dusty history.

Shilu recited the mantra of clearing the heart a few more times.

over and over again.

This method is very useful. Relying on the heart-cleaning spell to drive away the full-brained feeding and Jinwu Zangjiao, Shilu Qinghei's stiff face is visibly relieved, and Banxi stealthily glanced at his expression, and he was quietly relieved. .

Although I don't know which sentence rubbed this man's chin, but he seems to have succeeded in coaxing him.

Banxi tried to talk to Shilu a few more words, and Shilu concentrated on reciting the heart-clearing mantra, and said something specific to Banxi, but he didn't hear it.

It seems that Banxi has successfully consolidated his favorability and improved Shi Li's antipathy towards him from nowhere.

"...If there is nothing wrong...then let's do this for today?"

Shi Lu was in a trance while reciting the mantra of purifying the heart, and vaguely caught Banxi's last two sentences in his ears.He nodded subconsciously at first, and then he reacted suddenly when he saw that everyone had reached the gate, and grabbed Banxi's wrist in two steps in three steps.

Bancy: "Anything else?"

The monster's temper was really unpredictable, and he just nodded friendly to him to say goodbye, but now his face smelled so bad that he wanted to pinch his wrist off, causing him to draw a pentagram on his chest in reflex.

Shi Lu babbled, and finally squeezed out what he wanted to say since the first meeting: "Mobile phone number...Give me your mobile phone number!"

He took out his mobile phone and wanted to exchange contact information with Banxi.

Banxi had already opened WeChat and scanned it - this is the operation taught to him by the building team leader Lao Zheng - and saw the shiny old man's phone in Shi Li's hand.

The big keyboard and big screen are also equipped with button voice, and the address and contact phone number of the special affairs management center are pasted on the back of the phone. Banxi can empathize with the pain that the management center is afraid that these monsters will be out of touch with the times for too long, and leave themselves outside when they go out. Carefully.

Bansy closed the WeChat interface before Shi Lu saw it, and reported his number nonchalantly: "Call me, and I will save your number, so that we can contact you if there is something to do."

He should come and see more when it is being renovated.

It's not that you don't trust the law of time.

Just ...

Cough, just in case.

……

When Bencey got home, the snack bowl on the patio table was empty.

He immediately squinted his eyes and looked around, trying to find the clues left by the guest's visit——

The guests did not hide their whereabouts. The smell of the cold flames in the house belongs to the train alone. A row of round and lovely plum blossom prints extends from the patio to the house.

The train ignored the crack in the door he deliberately left, swaggered through the glass as if returning home, practiced its claws on the fabric sofa, and played with the balance on the cabinet for a while.

The plum blossom seal disappeared in front of the study door, and the study opened only with Bancy's collection of books and work tools.Next to the bookcase is the recessed bay window, and Bancy saw the cat's paw blanket that he should have put on the sofa.

No cat can resist a soft blanket, just like no cat can resist Rothbart's secret treats.

Bansy can fully imagine how the train goes from disgusting face to "it smells good, I'll give you a taste" to the mental activity of really fragrant. You know, this is the Rothbart family who has been disgusted by cats for generations. Get the final hole card favored by Mao Mao.

It's a pity that the train itself may feel that this is not promising, and it disappears as soon as it smells banshee from afar.

The train walking on the border of life and death wants to hide itself, and no powerful wizard can find it.

"I think your work is going well?" Bancy said to himself while changing clothes.

The air was quiet and there was no answer.

"Or do you need to celebrate?" Bansy named a few cat snacks, whether it was refined beef strips or chicken biscuits, they all sounded very good. Animals are alluring.

Every Rothbart is fully prepared for the day with cats.

Yet no cat responded to Bancy's temptation, only a mocking quack from his guardian spirit.

No matter how well prepared, a Rothbart with a cat is also thinking about Peach.

Bansi put down the sisal ball in his hand, took a deep breath, and smiled.

This is the third time.

"I think you've been very energetic recently." He put his hand in the void, and he knew that his guardian spirit was there, "It happens that I have a job here, shouldn't you help your master?"

At first, he was worried that the guardian spirit would not be acclimatized to another country, but now it seems that he has adapted quite well, even using the local buzzwords more smoothly than he does.

Dangerous!

The mocking quack quack immediately turned into two weak "chirp chirps", and Bancy pretended not to hear them, and opened the "door" to find out the main body of the guardian spirit inside.

A black swan with drooping wings and neck, fell to the ground and pretended to be dead when he touched it.

The feathers are plump, black and shiny, and Heidou's eyes are extremely humane and pitiful.

"Choo Choo Choo."

The family is still a child.

"You're still my guardian spirit." Bancy smiled, "Cheer up, my dear great great great great great uncle."

This hit the black swan's deathbed. When it came to the issue of seniority, she didn't pretend to be weak and pitiful, trying to play the emotional card with Banxi, and jumped up and yelled.

Who is your grandmother!I was sixteen when I died!

Inhumane!Dead cat slave!

Don't respect the old!Do not love children!Enslave guardian spirits!

Wizard capitalist!Deserves no cats!

Bancy let it scold for a while, then pinched its mouth calmly, "You can scold while writing later."

Creatures like swans are only suitable for viewing from a distance. Thinking about how noble and glamorous the black swan was with his mother back then, it was inherited from him, only to find that he was as picky and noisy as five hundred ducks. sigh.

The guardian spirit flapped its wings and tried to make a few more threatening noises.

"Don't make me say it a second time, Odile." Bansy put the computer in front of it and called Black Swan's name, "I don't want to be angry with you."

If it wasn't for his ancestors——the real eldest daughter of the Rothbart family hundreds of years ago, or the "relic" he inherited from his mother, he would have returned it 800 years ago.

There are tens of thousands of obedient and easy-to-use guardian spirits in the world, but the Rothbart family has a brain hole and must summon their ancestors.

Bancy caressed Odile's head, "Also, lady, I don't want to spend my precious sleep time discussing your upbringing with my ancestors."

Being called by the level of the ancestors in the dream is a exhausting thing. As a wizard, Bancy is not as patient in this aspect as a witch. He really doesn't want to have a splitting headache the next day because an old grandmother said two more A dirty word.

I don't!

Odile was very loud in her heart, but her body was very honest, she closed her mouth and put her wings on the keyboard, typing with the tip of her wings.

Bansy usually has a good temper and basically supports her like an ancestor, but if she accidentally stepped on a thunder, it is better to be obedient, otherwise Bansy will show her what it means to really disrespect the old and not love the young and dance on the grave of the ancestor .

asshole!

demon!

Curse you to be a guardian spirit in the future!It was also tossed so much by future generations!

When the train stepped on the wall and jumped into the courtyard, it saw a black swan humming and typing on the keyboard while putting its neck on the table and pretending to be dead.

A black lacquered boss.

A dark green mass.

The lights are black and white, only the display screen is brightly lit.

The train was so frightened that it screamed and sparks flew all over its body. The black swan quacked and jumped up like a big goose spreading its wings, almost breaking the train's leg.

Guardian spirits are more aggressive.

Especially this is a goose.

So the train, which originally wanted to sneak around for supper, missed the best time to escape after revealing its whereabouts, and was caught by Bancy who heard the movement.

"..."

"..."

The train maintained a posture of surrender (bu) standing on its hind legs and raising its paws, as silent as if its tongue had just been pecked by Odile.

"I thought you wouldn't come." Bansy surprised and unpacked the snacks to treat the guests, moved the chairs to a position only a few meters away from the train, and watched the angry big cat eat a whole bowl of cats in twos and threes biscuit.

"belch."

The delicious food eased the embarrassment of being caught by the train. It responded lazily by snorting twice, and immediately looked like a delicate and unlovable cat again.

This is its territory, why doesn't it come back.Besides, revenge is physical work, how can you do it well if you don't eat and sleep well.

Bansy comforted Odile, who wanted to talk to the train about territorial sovereignty, and asked in surprise, "That person hasn't finished dealing with it yet?"

He thought he was going straight to hell.

The train licked its paws, then licked its mouth, and two happy little flames danced on its body.

Have you ever seen a full-fledged cat bite off the throat of its prey?

Next time I will take you to see it together, that person almost pissed his pants when he was slightly frightened, and I don't know where he got the courage to kill.

"Okay." Bancy accepted the train's invitation with a smile.

Ding-dong-

At this time, the doorbell rang, and the voice of Old Zheng outside the door rang together: "Xiaoban! Xiaoban! Open the door!"

As soon as there was a noise, the train disappeared in an instant, and Odile also took the opportunity to run away, evading the dozens of documents and homework assigned to her by Bancy.

Lao Zheng came here to inform the Banxi community that the water pipes will be dug for regular maintenance, "We usually have any notices posted on the bulletin board at the gate. I think you may not know when you first came, so let me tell you. "

He took the notice to Banxi, and said, "The construction may be noisy, and there is also the first floor on your side. During this time, we are doing some sticky rat boards. Our community is relatively old, and the rats will be killed when digging." Run outside, those big ones... tsk tsk."

Lao Zheng also brought two sticky mouse boards for Banxi, which were left over from his family when the community was rebuilt and greened a few years ago.

"Thank you, I see." Banxi put the notice on the table and sent Lao Zheng out.

mouse...

It is quite commonly used as a spell-casting material. If you have the opportunity, you can take the opportunity to dig a mouse's nest to supplement the supply.

Rats living in human-inhabited areas are becoming more and more difficult to catch these days, and they can only be replaced by aseptically raised white mice, but the effect of many magical white mice will be greatly reduced, and wild rats must be obtained.

Bancy really didn't want to sit in a junkyard and wait for a mouse, or buy a mouse under the strange eyes of a mouse trap company.

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Bancy: You may not believe it, but wizards will fight over the supply of wild rats. 【stand hands】