What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

On an unremarkable day after Christmas, Angelina crunches on a new beef-flavored teether.She looked at Bancy on the left, then at Shi Li on the right, and smelled an unusual breath with a female intuition.

Well, it's already very unusual just to move around with her as the dividing line.

Bancy flipped through the pages of the book, took a sip from the coffee cup in hand.The wet and cold winter in Shen City did not prevent him from filling the glass with ice cubes. There was a layer of fine water droplets hanging on the wall of the glass, and there was a dark stain on the coaster.

He put the coffee cup on the coaster, and the mute effect of using parchment as a coaster is obviously not very good. The cup is separated by a layer of parchment, and it collides with the table with a soft sound.

Angelina watched Shi Li play the whole person following the sound, her face sank and she gritted her teeth.

Bancy tugged on the tie unhurriedly. There was a golden tie clip on the tie, embedded with a few small golden-green gemstones. The color was transparent and clean, which made the tie even more classy.

Shi Lu was nestled back like a deflated balloon, his face was black as if he was unhappy, and he seemed to be going to kill someone in the next second (in various senses).

Angelina got it.

Resisting her urge to be sarcastic, she just rolled her eyes politely, not really wanting to notice that Bancy's tie was from Shirley.

Of course she knew that the tie was given by Shi Li, and this tie was a Christmas gift she helped to pick out, otherwise, with Shi Li's old-fashioned taste and poor budget, who knows what kind of Christmas gift he could choose.

Thinking of the configuration in this room and that she is really a dog (lang) man, Angelina really wanted to go to the roof and howl passionately "I should be under the car".

She swears with the love experience she doesn't have, something must have happened between the two.

Otherwise, how could she be able to smell the indispensable and superfluous single smell in this room, if it wasn't for Banxi who looked calm and breezy, and Shilu's expression seemed like everyone owed him 800 million , Angelina really suspected that Bancy had put Shi Li to sleep when she didn't see it.

Um?Why not the other way around?

Angelina compared Bancy and Shilu, she was sure and sure, Shilu was so pure that she hadn't even handed over her first kiss.

Bancy took a sip of his coffee slowly.

Then he looks like he handed it over for the first kiss?

Stereotypes of wizards are bad.

Although for Shi Li that day, a kiss should be almost equivalent to falling asleep.

Moreover, Bansy himself admitted that when he was wearing a tie at that time, his mind had indeed progressed to which hotel's double bed room would be more comfortable.

Up and down is not in his consideration, anyway, he has never tried it, so he has no way of judging.

Bancy has no dislike for Shi Li's kiss, and he doesn't mind falling in love with someone who doesn't dislike him a little bit.

In this regard, he considers himself an experientialist, and being together is a necessary pre-event to decide whether to love or not, so he can't understand why many people are still worried about others before they are together.

It's a pity that after living for more than 20 years, no one has been able to reach the first step with Banxi.Ninety-nine out of ten people who want to have something with him are really just want to have something with him, and they don't care about their heart, and they borrow their seeds.

A wizard who is as powerful as Banshee can almost 100% determine that he will have outstandingly gifted offspring, which makes him an excellent walking sperm bank in the eyes of many witches (and female mysterious creatures), whether it is a pure encounter or a fire. The ultimate goal of the hot seduction is to prostitute him for a few nights and have a child before turning his face and refusing to recognize anyone.

A witch's child has nothing to do with a wizard. Status is impossible, and love is also impossible. At most, money is enough.

As for the rest of the point, you don't just want to have something with him...

Bancy thought about it, but couldn't figure it out.

Probably the one who is going to include the Rothbart family in the bag can be counted?But Bansy couldn't remember how high the grass was on that grave.

Shi Li was the first one who thought he could try this thing. Anyway, he only wanted to experience it without losing a piece of meat, but he tentatively responded a little bit, and Shi Li's reaction didn't seem to be the case.

Although Banxi was 100% sure that Shilu's expression at that time was so standard that it couldn't be more standard, it made him dizzy, if he responded on the spot, he would be able to do something to seduce him.

So it was Shiru who first moved his hand (mouth?) when he gave the gift first, but now it seems that Banxi took advantage of him and kept three meters away from him all the time.

It is also puzzling for wizards.

Bancy drank the coffee in the cup, but he couldn't figure out Shi Li's thoughts. In the end, it could only be attributed to the fact that the mystery of the East is more conservative than he imagined. Even if he is distracted for a while, he shouldn't be too provocative .

The coffee on the tip of the tongue slowly became sour and bitter after the coldness passed. The ice cubes diluted the heavy bitterness of the coffee, but the aroma was not so mellow and fragrant.

Wandering erratically on the tip of the tongue, it seemed that Shi Lu was looking into his eyes from the cracks of the book with a bitter face and deep hatred.

Bancy put down the glass in a leisurely manner, and looked at Kamikaze Ritsu who pretended to glance over unintentionally.

He smiled, his eyebrows curled up, his long eyelashes drooped slightly, and there was a soft smile in his eyes.

He sincerely regretted that he shouldn't have been too provocative, but it has nothing to do with him daring next time.

"boom."

Shi Li suddenly stood up and took the chair down, startled Angelina, who was singing "It's obviously a movie of three people" in her heart, went out of tune, and strung to the next door "Love is just one word", watching Shi Li silently running away It's like going to kill someone.

The fact is that they went to the backyard to harm the herb fields that had just been dug up, trying to scare the weeds back into the soil with a black face.

"Oh..." Angelina sighed regretfully.

How can you let her stand in the position of the little wolf dog if you are so cowardly? It is easier to get knocked down by a gentle scum old driver like Banxi. She has already completed the [-]-word driving guide for novices on the road.

Bancy seemed to be aware of the humming train in her head, and glanced at her with a half-smile.

Angelina's back felt hairy when he saw him, and the sword above her head trembled so much that it was about to fall in the next second. She quickly raised her hand and swore that she just paid more attention to a few candy bloggers on Weibo, which led to seeing the same frame It is easy to associate.

"I never do it during working hours." Angelina was plausible and confident, "Don't you think that my temper has improved a lot recently? I'm gentle and patient, and even the need for blood plasma has decreased. This is the effect of sugar!"

Ah, and the effect of meat.

But there is no need to tell Banci about this.

She knows a traditional wizard like Bansy. If you say that the scale is large and open, it means that the scale is bigger than anyone else. If you say that the old-school conservative is really old-school conservative, if she accidentally misses the middle It would not be beautiful to provoke Banci to pull her network cable.

Angelina also wants to make a passionate contribution to the sugar bot tonight #818我的高河之花的导演是很狼狼狗#, so that the sisters on Weibo can feel her being eaten by a wolf on the head The heartache of dog food.

Heroic and arrogant little wolf dog x fair-skinned and beautiful old driver, with big hot elements such as supernatural, supernatural, powerful and sweet pets from a wealthy family.

Bancy raised his eyebrows, "I have no problem with that." He said softly, throwing ice cubes into the glass one by one, "Just as long as you're happy."

He knew that Angelina probably had something in her head. After all, this young lady never avoided them when she swiped Weibo and watched videos. She even used the projector in the lobby to show the clips of the same person and turned them into prototypes, so that the whole bungalow was shaking. .

But Uther, a sea witch, can be written as Bai Yueguang, who is delicate and frail, who takes one step and three breaths, and has hundreds of millions of views on Weibo. A person, no matter how much he develops, he can't do more than 21R tricks.

As the public mind-filling object of the witches of the Wizarding Council, Bancy gave herself an extra layer of buff to defuse the group curse and let her go. In the age of mysterious fading, unless it is really a coincidence to the point of a train, otherwise the influence of gossip will not be great. to him.

Angelina praised sincerely: "Your heart is really big."

Bancy propped his chin and answered casually, "Lady, I'm a human being."

Humans with a short lifespan, like a meteor passing away.

"I don't have the time to linger and struggle with that kind of thing."

The lush greenery of the backyard can be seen from the window of the office, and Banxi can see Shi Li squatting beside the herb field from one side. He doesn't know what he is doing, but his back seems to condense into a sigh.

Bancy's eyebrows were drawn together, and a small crease was formed.He doesn't mind Shili's flirtatious treatment of him and the two of them have something to do, but he quite minds flirting with him and then running away and pretending nothing happened to him.

"...That's why," Shi Lu murmured while holding the old man's phone, his face sinking into water, the words that came out of his mouth did not match his expression, "what on earth is he thinking?"

His tone was hesitant and pitiful, like a little white flower who had been slept by a scumbag.

"Ah?" Zhong Shuangming, who was harassed by him, was busy with work, and he was confused when he heard what he said, "Isn't this very good?"

The gift was also given and kissed, and the other party responded quite proactively. If it weren't for Shi Lu who was so cowardly, he might have to cook red bean rice now, no matter how you think about it, there is nothing wrong with it.

You are a jiaojiao, and you can sleep with a beneficiary father at Banxi's level. It's not certain who will lose more.

"But, but..." Ai Ai, Ai Ai, and Zhong Shuangming's replay of Banxi's reaction with Zhong Shuangming, in short, was very careless, as if he was greedy for him, and just wanted to have fun with him in time.

That is to say, casually teasing and teasing him like a scumbag.

"Then you're just acting on the spur of the moment. There's nothing to talk about." Zhong Shuangming hit the nail on the head, typing on the keyboard without intending to stop, "Don't tell me that you fell in love at first sight and made a promise of life and death. Before talking about it, you have already thought about your next life."

"no……"

"Shi Lu, he is a human being." Zhong Shuangming reminded his friend who lost his memory, "Enjoy yourself while you are in time, don't ask about your future."

"He won't wait for you."

No human being would wait for a monster with a long lifespan, especially since Bansi is a wizard, and he knows better than ordinary humans the natural moat that lies between them. Maybe the law of timing is entangled until they figure it out, and the Bansi people will all be buried in the ground.

Shi Lu wiped his face and sighed faintly.

Yes, yes, he understands the truth, it’s because he sees sex, he flirts first, or even because he wants old cows to eat tender grass, but Jiaojiao wants to develop a classic story of true love with the gold master’s father in Lujiang Is there something wrong? Can Jiaojiao be blamed for this kind of thing?

Shilu hid Banxi in the herb field for a day, and took a small shovel to destroy the herbs that Banxi had planted. In the middle of the night, he climbed up the window sill of Banxi's house delicately and feline, and knocked on Banxi with his tail up. West windows.

Bancy is getting ready for bed.

Shi Lu's matter did not affect his normal work and rest, and the arrival of the black cat was a surprise.He opened the window and let the black cat in, and quietly reached out to touch the smooth and soft fur.

happy.

Shi Jiaojiao finds that Bancy's attitude towards cats is more distracting than his, and the eyes that look at Mao's tail and Mao's belly are burning and sincere.

Geez, man.

The author has something to say:

Shi Jiaojiao: Heh, cat slave.