What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

Technology can really change the world.

But if the person who counts the data is a stupid [beep——], then the expectation can only be lived up to as if it was fed to the dog.

Banci's ideal state is to open the USB flash drive and see an Excel table with uniform format and neat data. It is okay to be inconsistent, but the reality gave him a txt that was purely hand-typed without typesetting and typos.

Not even Word documents.

He can only comfort himself that at least he doesn't need to enter the data manually, otherwise, with a population of more than 500 million and millions of underage children in his jurisdiction, just entering their names one by one will kill him.

Why do current parents like to name their children with rare words, Chinese is not like English, no matter how rare it is, there are only 26 combinations of letters.Bansy casually flipped through a few pages of the list and saw several unfamiliar words, frowning and thinking to no avail, he could only read half of it.

What about Wang Yan, what about Zhao Zishui, thanks to the fact that Rudolph, who checked the list with him, is also a half bucket of water who can only read half of it, so there is no obstacle in communicating.

Shi Lu passed by when he was going to the management center to hand in the documents. He couldn't control his eyes and glanced at the form. Hearing their names with missing arms and legs, he took a deep breath and didn't speak.

These are all international friends, he needs to understand.

And when he came back, Bancy and Rudolph were still struggling with that form. What about Sun You, what about An Shiyin, and Shilu passed by again with the receipt, and tried their best to hold back the fact that they really wanted to The urge to say something.

Bancy has been holding the energy potion mixed with espresso for almost a week. When he endured it, he suspects that his veins are filled with the smell of coffee mixed with medicine. Everyone knows things like staying up late and working overtime. No matter how calm Bancy looks If there is no response, absolutely, absolutely do not provoke her.

Shi Lu rubbed his neck, and when he passed by for the third time, Banxi gave him a look. His calm obsidian eyes were so deep that he was stunned, and his neck immediately felt a sense of crisis that his throat would be cut when he passed by again.

But, but...

He nestled on the sofa with a gloomy face and whispered to Angelina, it was obviously Wang Yi (yi), Zhao Zizhu (zhui), Sun Di (di), and An Shimin (yin).

Angelina, who turned into a prototype and licked her fur, glanced at him, then turned around and pointed her butt at him.

What's the matter, you are the only one in the whole house who can read rare characters, isn't it amazing?

Shi Li's expression became even more gloomy, even darker than Bancy's face after staying up all night for three nights, as if he was about to stab someone with a knife in the next second, causing Angelina to move away even more disgusted.

She is not afraid of Shi Li's stinky face.

Although she was a bit PTSD when her bones were broken by Shi Lu's foot, and her bones hurt when she saw Shi Lu, but she is a wolf and not a dog, the more it hurts, the more eager she is to bite her.

Moreover, no one can smell the sour smell on Shi Lu's body. If you poke it, you may cry, and you are so delicate that you will die.

Shi Jiaojiao was nestled on the sofa, her face was dark and she was sighing inwardly, Banxi gouged out her eyes as if she had cut his flesh, and she was reluctant to climb the window to do business at night, she hung her tail to avoid Banxi's protruding eyes hand.

The father who only has work in his heart, there is no Jiaojiao to masturbate.

Even if it was Shilu, seeing that Bancy stayed up all night and his eyes were blind, he took the initiative to send the cat to the door at the risk of losing his vest, climbed the window and bed in the middle of the night, and called Bancy to go to bed early.

Even if Bancy is a wizard, he is born with a higher san value than ordinary humans, and can cheat with energy potions and spells. If he sleeps less than five hours a week, he will be at risk of sudden death every minute.

What's more, Banxi still has the demeanor of a rich father. He doesn't burn incense twice a day, and doesn't increase the price when he increases the amount.

Mao Limao rolled on the keyboard angrily, and kicked the blended coffee lightly and delicately. Shi Jiaojiao insisted on extending Bancy's sleep time to five hours a day, leaving Rudolph alone with the night.

To be fair, is it too much for a reindeer who only works during Christmas a year?

Shilu avoided Banxi's touching hand again, and jumped onto the bedside shelf, with pink claws padded to pointed ears and a round fur belly, Banxi, who couldn't read uncommon characters, could only look at it.

Bancy withdrew his hand in disappointment. Today's black cat would not be touched by him. He sat on the shelf and looked down at him indifferently - obviously he had touched the soft fur a few days ago, and the cat will solve all his worries. It is on the Christmas list It's not a problem for the millions of children.

The black cat licked its paws and said good night, its eyes were like a kindergarten teacher, staring at a child who refused to sleep well.

Bancy obediently buried his face in the quilt, adjusted his breathing to sleep frequency, and stuffed his consciousness deeper.

The cup of energy potion and coffee he had just poured down hadn't gone away, and he was still mentally excited after he fell asleep physically.

Bancy was by no means a good boy when he was a child, but he wasn't a bad boy either, so he was always on Santa's list, and what kind of gifts he got was up to his parents.

So he didn't get any presents, and he didn't have a good Christmas.

On Christmas Day, his mother was always busy giving gifts to other children, and his own son's gifts were relatively not that important, after all, they could be ready and delivered at any time.

And his father had to wait for his mother to come back to have a Christmas dinner together, and his son, who was neither hungry nor sleepy, would feed him something and rush to bed. Christmas in Huaguo was almost equal to Valentine's Day, but they didn't have the habit of reunion.

Bansy was sure that he had never received a gift, and found the evidence of slapping in the deepest part of his memory.

There was a time when he was listed on Santa Claus's list of good children, and he was praised by his mother in surprise and comfort. That time, he did get the gift he was thinking about-the moment he got it, it became meaningless, even Disgusting.

Since then, Bansy has never been on the Christmas list again. He always has a way to do something small and big to make himself fall out of the list of good kids that year and not be included in the list of bad kids.

It was fine without presents, he hated the suspense of unwrapping presents.

But if it is a child who has not been seen through by the drama...

I should still look forward to Santa Claus and Christmas gifts very much, and I am full of longing for Christmas.

Banxi found the Christmas program rehearsal video of Li Anan's children in Moments. The children sang Christmas songs with a clear and clean voice, which brought people to a white Christmas full of stars and snowflakes.

He shared this video with Rudolph, and the dying Christmas reindeer was able to survive by relying on the Christmas songs of Li An'an's children, and he just kept up with Bansy's desperate overtime rhythm.

Rudolph’s good partner Blitzen was the Christmas reindeer who was in charge of the Bansi district before. Blitzen was responsible for formulating the reindeer’s work plan and area division, starting work one month earlier than other partners every year.

In other words, it was working overtime with Bansy.

But Rudolph starts work on time and leaves work on time every year. As the leader of the reindeer, he is responsible for being optimistic and actively leading the way. Overtime work is his absolute weakness.

Ugh.

Who made Huaguo's mysterious system different and the Great Barrier, he wouldn't worry if he didn't come to visit it himself.

Rudolph rubbed his bright red nose. The winter in Shenshi was wet, cold and windy, which was quite different from the extreme northern climate he was used to. After a long time, his nose itch and he sneezed one after another.

"That," Bancy said, and waited for Rudolph to sneeze several times before continuing, "Do you still have your Christmas stockings?"

"Huh?" Rudolph sniffed, looked at Bancy a little embarrassed, and said tactfully, "Hua Guo is considered an adult."

Their Christmas gifts are only given to the following children, and even if they have Christmas stockings when they are adults, there will be no visits from Santa Claus.

"It's not me." Bancy reiterated that he was not interested in Christmas gifts, "It's An An, he gave the Christmas stocking you gave him to other children, and his father asked me if I had any more. The ones in it are smarter."

Li Ping's original words were that there are too many Christmas socks for him. If not, he bought them online and asked Rudolph to cooperate and give them to An An again. Although Li Anan said it was okay, Li Ping left his son behind for work. The father of the night, no matter what, he has to let his son hang up the Christmas stocking he wants to hang on Christmas.

"Then I have it." Rudolph took out another Christmas stocking with antler pattern, because of overtime, his decadent face showed a radiance like a flashback, "When will I deliver it? Christmas will be in two days, so I have to hurry up and deliver it to him." go."

Banxi tapped Li Ping on WeChat, and after a few words of communication, he said, "He brought An An over to pick it up this afternoon."

Today is Sunday, except for Bancy and Rudolph who are working overtime hell, even Shilu and Angelina have been together early in the morning and don’t know where to go to play. Bancy speculates that these two, a fox and a wolf, are not related to dogs. Suck something.

In the shopping mall, Shilu and Angelina's ears were hot and their backs were cold at the same time, they looked at each other and wondered whether the other party was scolding themselves in their hearts.

It's not that they are at odds, it's that they have conflicts when they come out today.

Angelina looked at Shi Li noblely and coldly, and swore that she would never force herself to ridicule her.

"Oh, poor ghost."

……

And the rich father, Li Ping, gave Banxi a red envelope of 100 yuan to thank him for getting the second Christmas stocking for Li Anan. By the way, he told Banxi (xuan) that Li Anan's last Christmas stocking was Why not.

Li Anan gave the Christmas stocking to Wu Xiaoya, a classmate in the next class, his little partner in the Christmas performance, a cute and beautiful little girl.

Li Ping happened to know that family too—considering his occupation, he actually didn’t want to know the parents of any of his son’s classmates, especially when he was working.

But the reality is always such a coincidence. He dealt with a domestic violence report on the front foot, sent the woman to the hospital and criticized and educated the man, and ran into someone at the child's opening ceremony on the back foot. How embarrassing.

But he couldn't tell his child about this kind of thing, and he had to find a way to answer his son's question decently, "Xiaoya's father always beats his mother, father, can you arrest her father?"

He refuses to get a divorce, refuses to have a medical examination, and sometimes when he calls the police, he doesn't even open the door for him. As an outsider, he can't do anything except tell the little girl through his son that she is afraid to call him.

So Li An'an gave Wu Xiaoya his precious Christmas stocking to comfort her. He believed that when he hung up this Christmas stocking, there would be a gift from Santa Claus. He had gifts from his mother and father. Give it to Wu Xiaoya who needs it more.

Of course, now that Li Anan had another Christmas stocking, the child excitedly kissed Rudolph on the cheek, thanking uncle for his sweet and milky words, Rudolph was so cute that he was so confused, he giggled for half the night.

Fortunately, the list has been sorted out and made into a table, otherwise Bancy suspects that he will not know much about the mistakes.

In the last week before Christmas, Bansy incorporated the coordinates of the list into the energy cycle of the land in batches. In the energy map he drew, the coordinates lit up one by one, like a sky full of stars twinkling and shining, each of which is Little children look forward to Christmas eyes.

The Christmas atmosphere is strong in the streets and alleys, and the music of jingle bells is ringing everywhere.Bancy seized the day before Christmas Eve to catch up on his sleep. Rudolph polished the sleigh he had brought all the way to shine. The sleigh was full of gifts, and Bancy would not be able to sit in it if he was a little fatter.

But he was thin, so he not only sat in by himself, but also added a clock.

The night is getting darker, and Christmas Eve is a cloudy sky with no stars and moons. The bells of the reindeer ring out crisply, and the sound of hooves knocking on the clouds is a pleasant sound that humans cannot hear.

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

Jingle bells.

The sled lingered on a suitable energy node, and Banxi opened the corresponding gift bag according to the map, and the light of the stars poured down from the gift bag, fluttering and flying, and the people who looked up accidentally shouted "it's snowing!" Already", the wind blowing past reveals a clear chill from the extreme north.

The snowflakes did not fall to the ground.

It followed the set trajectory, flew over tall buildings with wings, and landed in the eyes of children.

Christmas is here, and Santa Claus is coming.

There was a voice that seemed to be singing briskly.

Let me give you one, the gift you want most.