What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

Go out and turn left 20 meters from the small bungalow, which is a large-scale comprehensive commercial plaza. When you enter the door on the first floor, there is a Chuanfu hot pot restaurant, which mainly serves frog fish head and butter pot bottom. People sitting and waiting.

Although it was past lunch time, Banxi and Shilu still waited in line for more than half an hour to get their seats.The waiter quickly cleaned the table and changed the cutlery, and stood next to them with a tablet to take their order.

"What do you want sir?" the waiter asked, seeing that Banxi and Shilu were still, and noticing Banxi's mixed-race face, he offered to introduce, "Would you like to try our new butter red soup and papaya?" Tomato mandarin duck pot, now order a brown sugar glutinous rice cake for free."

"Okay." Banxi nodded, and at the recommendation of the waiter, he ordered hairy belly beef, shrimp slippery, fresh duck blood, etc., imitating the guests at the table next to him, going to the self-service seasoning counter to prepare a seasoning, took fruits and side dishes, and shaved the meat Dishes flow smoothly.

Looks like a calm old driver, like a nail household who has lived in a hot pot since he was born.

—before he took his first mouthful of the beef rolling in the red soup.

Shi Lv watched as Banxi took a bite of the beef and his whole body stiffened instantly. The red color quickly spread from the neck to the roots of the ears and then seeped into the eyes, and the wet moisture hung on the eyelashes like frost.

hot.

Relying on his endurance, Bansy forcibly swallowed the beef in his mouth. From the tip of his tongue to his throat and then to his esophagus, there was burning pain and heat, as if what he ate was not a piece of beef, but a flame, which was still raging in his stomach combustion.

"hiss--"

Mouth must be a little swollen.

Bansy licked his lips, his tongue temporarily felt nothing, numb and swollen showing a sense of existence, accompanied by bursts of tingling pain.

Shi Lu's gaze unconsciously followed the tip of Bancy's tongue. It was the first time he saw someone so sensitive to spicy taste. His lips that were originally light and bloodless were now like newly opened rose petals, licked by the tip of his tongue. It was so wet that it should not be gorgeous.

This is Cha Cha Hot Pot, what do you think?

Shilu Shensi fished out a chopstick of beef from the red soup and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it, trying to use the deliciousness of the hot pot to pull back his thoughts that had gone astray.

Bansy has already turned to the tomato pot with great desire to survive, and put down a chopstick of beef and counted the seconds seriously.

When the waiter served the food, he said that the fresh-cut beef could be eaten in 15 seconds. Banxi picked up the beef at No. 15 seconds and put it in his mouth in 15 and a half seconds.

"How is it?" Shilu took half of the shrimp and rolled it in the red soup, and then took the remaining half in the tomato soup.Because his speed was too fast, the waiter couldn't catch up, so he could only watch him poke half of the shrimp paste into the pot in a long strip.

Bancy looked at him with wet eyes, pursed his lips and nodded, and made a pretty good gesture—the beef that had just been scooped out of the pot was boiling hot, causing secondary damage to his mouth that was still hot, physiologically The tears that could not fall out wet the eye sockets.

Bansy's new eyes are translucent ice-species emeralds, even a little tear seems to have been wronged by the heavens, and the water is full of pity that makes one's heart soften.

Shilu's brain knew that this was Bancy's physical reaction, but his heart still thumped and thumped against his heart twice, ticking off some inexplicable itch.

At once……

good looking.

It looks so good that Jiaojiao wants to open business for the patron's father again today.

Shi Lushi picked up the chili without knowing the taste, and ate it as the meat he had just put in.

hiss--

There was another person on the table who was so hot that he was in tears.

……

At this time, Gao Minghong didn't know that Banxi's first hot pot meal was gone, and he was excitedly planning a hot pot appointment with Banxi.

He picked a newly opened Internet celebrity side stove. The bottom of the flower maw chicken pot is light and nourishing, and it is delicious. Although Chuanfu hot pot is good, but now is the performance period of "Deep Sea", he has to avoid spicy and greasy things .

After eating the hot pot, they can go to the art gallery invested by Tan Xueshu to see an exhibition. These days, there is a modern art exhibition with the theme of visual dislocation, and the introduction is quite interesting.

Gao Minghong made some calculations and felt that there was nothing wrong with this itinerary.

He went to fix the location of the hot pot restaurant, got the VIP ticket for the exhibition from Tan Xueshu, and while looking forward to increasing his understanding of Banxi through various channels, he hoped that the two could have a pleasant and in-depth chat when they met next time.

During this period, he got to know Bansi's father, his uncle Tan Yuzhou, who is a very famous painter T·Z in the world.

According to critics, T·Z's works are romantic and elegant mixed with grotesque and distorted colors, forming a unique style like a dream - there is a piece of T·Z's work hanging in Gao Minghong's house, which was bought by Tan Xueshu at a high price One of his masterpieces, he stared at the painting for three hours after reading the encyclopedia and appreciating the text, but he did not see the "lonely and guilty corner of weakness" in the painter's heart.

Or let's talk about games, he's European and hearty, but the little prince of games in the theater troupe can lead his younger brother to high points.

Gao Minghong decided on the direction of communication with Banxi during the rehearsal of the musical, and happily went to krypton again to buy the coolest new skin in the mall.

It's just that no one expected that what came sooner than this weekend was the invitation letter from the god of death.

On the third day after Banxi's visit, Tan Yalin suffered a heart attack in the middle of the night. When the servant found out in the morning, her heart was already cold. It's a death notice.

A few police cars also drove up, and it was the work of several branches of the Tan family—Tan Yalin has always been in good health, and paid more attention to her body than anyone else. It would definitely be suspicious to say that she died suddenly of a heart attack without warning. , and the discord among the Tan family's direct lineage is well known, so if you check it, you might be able to find out something.

Of course, the police found nothing.

Bansy received a call from Tan Xueshu that afternoon, telling him about Tan Yalin's death, and if possible, he could attend the will announcement ceremony after the funeral.

Tan Xueshu was also a little puzzled when talking about the reason: "The lawyer said that there is a part related to the elder brother in the mother's will, and it is best to have someone to represent it."

As far as she knew, the eldest brother was disinherited the second year after he ran away from home, and she and the second brother made a plan to privately distribute part of Banxi's property, which was better than collateral relatives who took advantage of it and made trouble.

The lawyer said that Tan Yalin had revised her will before her death and added Tan Yuzhou's part, and the details would not be announced until after the funeral.

Bancey: "Okay, I'll be there on time."

In fact, he didn't want to go very much, but after the death of a wizard's relative within three generations, it's better to confirm that the soul of the other party has entered another world, so that there is no accident or non-accident, and the death will be transmitted to him along the blood.

"Meow?" The black cat in front of Bancy made an attention-grabbing sound, and its tail brushed Bancy's wrist vaguely.

That's why Bancy readily agreed not to talk too much. On the one hand, there are relatives whom he doesn't know very well, and on the other hand, the cat who rarely visits. Every Rothbart knows which side to choose.

Bancy took out catnip, a jerky snack, and put it in front of the black cat for it to choose

The black cat licked its paws without choosing any, and jumped lightly onto Bancy's lap.

Today's Jiaojiao is exceptionally professional, even cat snacks can't shake his heart for business.

The soft paw pads belonging to cats stepped on Bansi's thighs, and the long soft tail hooked Banxi's wrists. The warm temperature penetrated through the light home clothes and stuck to the skin, making Bansi stiff. Don't dare to move there.

Rothbart's cat strategy didn't teach him what to do when he got so close to the cat. Bancy had already exhausted all his strength just to control his legs from trembling.

The black cat looked for balance on his lap, found a suitable place to sit down, and then stared at Bancy with those honey-gold eyes, and the light and shadow cast dim light in the cat's eyes.

It's like asking silently, why don't you touch me yet.

Bancy swallowed his saliva, telling himself not to be infected by the little brain experts around him, how could the cat ask Rothbart to touch it, but his hand didn't have the same idea as him, he only knew how to look at the black cat's shiny body The slippery fur is ready to move.

Thanks to Odile, who went to torment the two white swans in the community, otherwise he might have pierced his ears.

Bansy was struggling in his heart and didn't dare to really do it. The black cat sat on his lap and waited.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

The black cat yawned and wanted to change its position. He knew that Bansy's legs would be trembling because of numbness and soreness. At the same time, he realized that even the Jiaojiao that this man sent to his door couldn't masturbate.

Gee.

Even if he sat up, it didn't work. It seemed that he wanted to move by himself.

Bansy was pulling out the grass that grew in his heart, and seriously felt the joy of being sat on the lap of a cat, when he saw the black cat slowly approaching, rubbing its head against his hand vigorously, and the tip of its pink tongue was on his fingertips. Tip licked and licked.

……

……

Bancy Rothbart, stopped thinking.

……

Forgive Banxi for not being able to remember the follow-up of that day clearly, as if after drinking, he only remembers being so happy that he wants to go to heaven.

The stamina is still very strong, and it took him a lot of effort to adjust his emotions to silent mourning on the day of the funeral.

Bancy arrived at the Tan family's old house at the appointed time. This room gave him an unspeakable sense of oppression, and with the death of the old owner, it gave off an increasingly depressed atmosphere, like a dying beast.

He straightened his tie, called Tan Xueshu, sat in the car and watched the arrival at the door.

Tan Yalin's funeral was extremely grand. As the head of the Tan family and the former chairman of the Tan family, her funeral was a huge and intricate social scene, full of compliments and temptations hidden in black and white.

Gao Minghong was almost suffocating in the reception room. He was not a person who is exquisite, long-sleeved and good at dancing. What's more, his father also showed his face this time, and the room with his mother was full of invisible swords and swords.

When he was called by Tan Xueshu to succeed Banxi, he felt like he was being pardoned. As long as he ran fast enough, his father's question "New love?" would not be able to catch up with him.

Compared with his father, who was hungover and didn't know which lover's bed he got up from, Bancy in a black suit and black tie was so pleasing to the eye that he wanted to fall in love at first sight.

Gao Minghong happily hugged Banxi, first went to the mourning hall to burn incense for Tan Yalin, and then took Banxi to the tea room on the side podium to rest. After the funeral, the lawyer will come directly to announce Tan Yalin's will and public inheritance distribution problem.

He didn't have the good fortune of being lazy. He sat down and had a sip of tea when he was called away by the servant.

Banxi is a new face in their circle. As soon as Gao Minghong appeared, he was asked about the identity of the new guest by friends who came over. Gao Minghong guessed that Banxi had no interest in these, so he only said that he was a relative. They had just returned from abroad before. , confused the subject.

The lawyer who announced the will encountered a traffic accident on the road and came a lot later than the appointed time.Tan Xueshu and Tan Yuping were able to sit for a while to recover after seeing off the condolence guests, neither of them got out of the dazed state after hearing the news of the death.

This death came too suddenly, like a sound coming through a thick wall, knocking on the ear without pain or itching.

"I..." Tan Xueshu said with a dry voice, staring at the wall in a daze, "I actually wanted to kill her..."

"A little bit, I'll do it."

Bancy noticed a sudden confusion in the mystery running through the house.

It was as if that eye was fixed on them in the dark.