Omega Immortal Cultivation Host Daily
Chapter 22
The embarrassing senior brother and the second senior brother communicated with each other without moving their lips.
"Junior Brother, what's going on?"
"I don't know, I thought it was just an ordinary movie, but I didn't expect it to be an AV!"
"What is an AV?"
"AV is... the meaning of youth sexual enlightenment education film."
"This level is called enlightenment? Second Junior Brother... the things in the computer are really... so profound!"
"...This is just a description, the point is what should we do now?"
"What do you say? To be honest, turn it off quickly."
A video of a big-breasted girl doing her own sex is played in the silent porn. Fortunately, the scale is not very large, but it is enough for teenagers who have just entered puberty to have nosebleeds.Bai Ruotang pulled Qiu Yan to the point of jumping onto the computer monitor, he sucked his saliva and said, "Elder senior brother, second senior brother, what are you still doing? Come and see! Wucao is more unrestrained than the girls in Zuixianlou Ah! Hey? There are also doubles!... Is it like this? Why is it different from what you imagined? How can it still be like this? How did you do this position? Hey, second brother, explain it to us, are you Don't you often see these things?"
Ye Suyun: ...
Qiu Yan slapped Bai Ruotang's buttocks, and said: "Just look, can you be quiet for a while? Thanks to the fact that you boast that you have countless girls all day long, it seems that you have lived among thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touches your body." It turns out that you are also a young boy, and you have never touched a girl before, and the brothers will not make fun of you, so why brag about yourself all day long!"
When Bai Ruotang saw that he had accidentally revealed his secrets, he immediately made up for it: "I... I, I have been to Zuixian Tower many times! But it's not like you don't know that our Bai family has a strict family style, and my mother will definitely not Let me casually let an innocent girl take away my first time. She always feels that my first time should be reserved for a..." Bai Ruotang stopped talking suddenly, and continued: "Oh, junior brother, you Just look at it, what are you doing with so much nonsense? Look at it, look at it."
Ye Suyun scratched his nose, exchanged glances with Yin Shuang, and said, "I think it's better to make mistakes..."
Yin Shuang also said: "I think so, otherwise it would be too embarrassing..."
For adolescents, nothing is worth the word face.They can accept losing, but they will definitely be magnanimous if they lose.They can accept that they are poor, but they must be poor and have backbone.They can accept that they are wrong, but if they are wrong, they have to bite the bullet and continue to make mistakes.
Especially at this moment, it would be too immature to admit that they have not seen these films.Young people's minds are sometimes quite elusive.
Ye Suyun immediately pulled Yin Shuang to surround him, and said: "Oh, of course I have to share the good things with my brothers. Come on, senior brother, let's watch together. In fact, these senior brothers have seen it, alas, it's not interesting Well! There are even more explosive ones, you will know after watching."
Bai Ruotang and Qiu Yan immediately turned their faces to look at them, and said in unison, "What? The senior brother and the second senior brother have seen it? You are too mean, you have something good to share with us now!"
Yin Shuang bit the bullet and said: "Who told you to go down the mountain early in the morning? My second junior brother and I have been busy all day before we sorted out all the resources. If we don't see it first, I'm really sorry for the busy day."
Ye Suyun said: "Oh, they are all my brothers, why care so much about it? Isn't it that we will share it with you as soon as you come back? Come on, let's continue watching the film! The climax will be staged soon."
After hearing Ye Suyun's words, Bai Ruotang and Qiu Yan finally turned around and watched the movie quietly, and stopped talking nonsense to them.At the end of a movie, the cheeks of the teenagers turned red one by one, and finally Bai Ruozhang pushed away the two senior brothers behind him and said, "I can't do it, I have to go to the bathroom!"
Qiu Yan said: "Wait, I'll be together..." After speaking, he also rushed out.
Bai Ruotang said: "It's not junior brother, why do you want to be with me? You know it's not very convenient at this time."
Qiu Yan said: "Oh, they are all my brothers and sisters, what is there to care about?"
Ye Suyun: ...
After Qiu Yan and Bai Ruotang went out, Ye Suyun turned around and said to Yin Shuang, "Brother, don't you want to go to the bathroom?"
The eldest brother looked pale and said, "Just now... I didn't dare to look at it."
Ye Suyun: "...I didn't expect you to be so innocent, senior brother."
The senior brother immediately shook his hands and said: "No, no, I think this kind of film... I'd better go back to the dormitory alone and savor it slowly. Otherwise, it will be like the two juniors just now. I'm not used to talking to other people. Together."
Ye Suyun nodded knowingly, and then Yin Shuang asked Ye Suyun: "What about the second junior brother? I think you also look calm!"
Ye Suyun thought to himself, can I not look calm?Nima Laozi likes men, so there is no sexual interest in this kind of BG setting, okay?
But at this time, of course he couldn't reveal his true nature.Like men, in ancient times, belonged to Longyang's goodness, and it can't be said on the bright side.If you let others know, although you won't be ridiculed, you will definitely be pointed at behind your back.So he said calmly: "Hey, I don't feel anything after watching this kind of film, it's boring."
Yin Shuang looked at Ye Suyun with a look of admiration, and was about to cup his fists to express his admiration to Ye Suyun, when Ye Suyun said, "It's more interesting for an old driver like me to do it with a real sword."
Yin Shuang: ...
"What's the meaning of the old driver?"
Ye Suyun only learned this word when browsing information on the No. [-] server recently, so he explained: "When you want to know what I said in the future, you can search here. Click this, and I downloaded the The common browser is called IE. Here, you can browse a lot of resources. Let’s open the search engine first. In China China, it’s best to use Baidu. No matter what you want to search, just click Baidu and you will know.” Because using Google, you have to go over the wall.
Then Ye Suyun entered Baidu's URL in the browser, and after opening the homepage, typed in the words "old driver".While searching, he said: "Just now I installed all your computers in traditional Chinese. You may find it a bit troublesome to type. In addition to the keyboard input, I also installed the voice input function for you. It doesn't matter if you don't know Pinyin, you can directly voice input " Ye Suyun showed the function of recording text by voice, and Yin Shuang learned it immediately, because this thing is so simple compared to the formula of cultivating immortals.
Press the Enter key, and ten explanations for the word "old driver" are listed in the search task.The most authoritative one is Baidu Encyclopedia. Ye Suyun clicked on Baidu Encyclopedia, and saw the explanation: old driver, Internet term.It means a veteran in the industry, a person who is experienced in various rules, content, techniques, and gameplay.It can be understood as a pair of industry rules "know the road with ease".
In addition, another layer of meaning about the old driver is explained later.As for the connotation of that layer, it can only be understood but not expressed in words.They are all young people of seventeen or eighteen years old. Yin Shuang understood Ye Suyun's expression in no time.
About 10 minutes later, Bai Ruotang and Qiu Yan came back, both of them looked lighthearted and refreshed.As the saying goes, one of the ways of emotional communication between teenagers in university dormitories is the youth sexual enlightenment education film.Since having this experience, the relationship between the two senior brothers seems to have grown deeper. The two brothers walked back with their shoulders crossed, and said to Ye Suyun and Yin Shuang after they came back: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, you are so kind. Don't worry. , if there are any good things in the future, we will definitely think of you."
Ye Suyun's head was full of black lines. In fact, he wanted to tell the two juniors that the functions of the computer really don't stop there.There are still a lot of benefits about it.However, the two seem to be still immersed in the teen X education film and cannot extricate themselves.
It was Yin Shuang who brought them back to reality all of a sudden, because he turned on all four computers.The same blue boot interface, with exactly the same application.
Bai Ruotang saw that senior brother turned on the four computers, and immediately said: "This...isn't it? Senior senior brother, you are too old. Looking at it this way, will you be exhausted?"
Yin Shuang: ...
Ye Suyun coughed dryly, and said, "Two juniors, that was just an appetizer, what I'm showing you now is the main meal."
Qiu Yan looked disheveled, and said: "Second Senior Brother, please let me go, the two of us stayed in the toilet for so long just now, we really have nothing to offer."
Ye Suyun: ...
Alas, I really went astray.
Ye Suyun said: "Don't worry, junior brother, this time you won't be allowed to watch the youth X enlightenment education film, but something more interesting."
The two brothers said in unison: "What's more interesting?"
Ye Suyun and Yin Shuang looked at each other and said, "You will know it after reading it."
This time, what Ye Suyun opened was no longer a stand-alone game, but a battle-type game.For teenagers, fighting games can stimulate their blood even more.Therefore, Ye Suyun downloaded a very popular battle platform game in the early 21st century.This game has a very nice name, called lu ah lu.This game has beautiful graphics and gorgeous skills, and is very popular among young people.
After Ye Suyun carefully understood the strategy in the early stage, he began to "open up wasteland" for this game.Since the game was opened, the eyes of the brothers and sisters stayed on the game, forgetting the little adolescent impulse just now.Ten minutes later, Ye Suyun perfectly won the round.The shocking picture and dazzling game skills made the four brothers and sisters stunned on the spot at the same time.
At this time, Bai Ruotang finally came back to his senses, and asked, "Second...Second senior brother, what kind of magic weapon is this? It's so powerful!"
"Junior Brother, what's going on?"
"I don't know, I thought it was just an ordinary movie, but I didn't expect it to be an AV!"
"What is an AV?"
"AV is... the meaning of youth sexual enlightenment education film."
"This level is called enlightenment? Second Junior Brother... the things in the computer are really... so profound!"
"...This is just a description, the point is what should we do now?"
"What do you say? To be honest, turn it off quickly."
A video of a big-breasted girl doing her own sex is played in the silent porn. Fortunately, the scale is not very large, but it is enough for teenagers who have just entered puberty to have nosebleeds.Bai Ruotang pulled Qiu Yan to the point of jumping onto the computer monitor, he sucked his saliva and said, "Elder senior brother, second senior brother, what are you still doing? Come and see! Wucao is more unrestrained than the girls in Zuixianlou Ah! Hey? There are also doubles!... Is it like this? Why is it different from what you imagined? How can it still be like this? How did you do this position? Hey, second brother, explain it to us, are you Don't you often see these things?"
Ye Suyun: ...
Qiu Yan slapped Bai Ruotang's buttocks, and said: "Just look, can you be quiet for a while? Thanks to the fact that you boast that you have countless girls all day long, it seems that you have lived among thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touches your body." It turns out that you are also a young boy, and you have never touched a girl before, and the brothers will not make fun of you, so why brag about yourself all day long!"
When Bai Ruotang saw that he had accidentally revealed his secrets, he immediately made up for it: "I... I, I have been to Zuixian Tower many times! But it's not like you don't know that our Bai family has a strict family style, and my mother will definitely not Let me casually let an innocent girl take away my first time. She always feels that my first time should be reserved for a..." Bai Ruotang stopped talking suddenly, and continued: "Oh, junior brother, you Just look at it, what are you doing with so much nonsense? Look at it, look at it."
Ye Suyun scratched his nose, exchanged glances with Yin Shuang, and said, "I think it's better to make mistakes..."
Yin Shuang also said: "I think so, otherwise it would be too embarrassing..."
For adolescents, nothing is worth the word face.They can accept losing, but they will definitely be magnanimous if they lose.They can accept that they are poor, but they must be poor and have backbone.They can accept that they are wrong, but if they are wrong, they have to bite the bullet and continue to make mistakes.
Especially at this moment, it would be too immature to admit that they have not seen these films.Young people's minds are sometimes quite elusive.
Ye Suyun immediately pulled Yin Shuang to surround him, and said: "Oh, of course I have to share the good things with my brothers. Come on, senior brother, let's watch together. In fact, these senior brothers have seen it, alas, it's not interesting Well! There are even more explosive ones, you will know after watching."
Bai Ruotang and Qiu Yan immediately turned their faces to look at them, and said in unison, "What? The senior brother and the second senior brother have seen it? You are too mean, you have something good to share with us now!"
Yin Shuang bit the bullet and said: "Who told you to go down the mountain early in the morning? My second junior brother and I have been busy all day before we sorted out all the resources. If we don't see it first, I'm really sorry for the busy day."
Ye Suyun said: "Oh, they are all my brothers, why care so much about it? Isn't it that we will share it with you as soon as you come back? Come on, let's continue watching the film! The climax will be staged soon."
After hearing Ye Suyun's words, Bai Ruotang and Qiu Yan finally turned around and watched the movie quietly, and stopped talking nonsense to them.At the end of a movie, the cheeks of the teenagers turned red one by one, and finally Bai Ruozhang pushed away the two senior brothers behind him and said, "I can't do it, I have to go to the bathroom!"
Qiu Yan said: "Wait, I'll be together..." After speaking, he also rushed out.
Bai Ruotang said: "It's not junior brother, why do you want to be with me? You know it's not very convenient at this time."
Qiu Yan said: "Oh, they are all my brothers and sisters, what is there to care about?"
Ye Suyun: ...
After Qiu Yan and Bai Ruotang went out, Ye Suyun turned around and said to Yin Shuang, "Brother, don't you want to go to the bathroom?"
The eldest brother looked pale and said, "Just now... I didn't dare to look at it."
Ye Suyun: "...I didn't expect you to be so innocent, senior brother."
The senior brother immediately shook his hands and said: "No, no, I think this kind of film... I'd better go back to the dormitory alone and savor it slowly. Otherwise, it will be like the two juniors just now. I'm not used to talking to other people. Together."
Ye Suyun nodded knowingly, and then Yin Shuang asked Ye Suyun: "What about the second junior brother? I think you also look calm!"
Ye Suyun thought to himself, can I not look calm?Nima Laozi likes men, so there is no sexual interest in this kind of BG setting, okay?
But at this time, of course he couldn't reveal his true nature.Like men, in ancient times, belonged to Longyang's goodness, and it can't be said on the bright side.If you let others know, although you won't be ridiculed, you will definitely be pointed at behind your back.So he said calmly: "Hey, I don't feel anything after watching this kind of film, it's boring."
Yin Shuang looked at Ye Suyun with a look of admiration, and was about to cup his fists to express his admiration to Ye Suyun, when Ye Suyun said, "It's more interesting for an old driver like me to do it with a real sword."
Yin Shuang: ...
"What's the meaning of the old driver?"
Ye Suyun only learned this word when browsing information on the No. [-] server recently, so he explained: "When you want to know what I said in the future, you can search here. Click this, and I downloaded the The common browser is called IE. Here, you can browse a lot of resources. Let’s open the search engine first. In China China, it’s best to use Baidu. No matter what you want to search, just click Baidu and you will know.” Because using Google, you have to go over the wall.
Then Ye Suyun entered Baidu's URL in the browser, and after opening the homepage, typed in the words "old driver".While searching, he said: "Just now I installed all your computers in traditional Chinese. You may find it a bit troublesome to type. In addition to the keyboard input, I also installed the voice input function for you. It doesn't matter if you don't know Pinyin, you can directly voice input " Ye Suyun showed the function of recording text by voice, and Yin Shuang learned it immediately, because this thing is so simple compared to the formula of cultivating immortals.
Press the Enter key, and ten explanations for the word "old driver" are listed in the search task.The most authoritative one is Baidu Encyclopedia. Ye Suyun clicked on Baidu Encyclopedia, and saw the explanation: old driver, Internet term.It means a veteran in the industry, a person who is experienced in various rules, content, techniques, and gameplay.It can be understood as a pair of industry rules "know the road with ease".
In addition, another layer of meaning about the old driver is explained later.As for the connotation of that layer, it can only be understood but not expressed in words.They are all young people of seventeen or eighteen years old. Yin Shuang understood Ye Suyun's expression in no time.
About 10 minutes later, Bai Ruotang and Qiu Yan came back, both of them looked lighthearted and refreshed.As the saying goes, one of the ways of emotional communication between teenagers in university dormitories is the youth sexual enlightenment education film.Since having this experience, the relationship between the two senior brothers seems to have grown deeper. The two brothers walked back with their shoulders crossed, and said to Ye Suyun and Yin Shuang after they came back: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, you are so kind. Don't worry. , if there are any good things in the future, we will definitely think of you."
Ye Suyun's head was full of black lines. In fact, he wanted to tell the two juniors that the functions of the computer really don't stop there.There are still a lot of benefits about it.However, the two seem to be still immersed in the teen X education film and cannot extricate themselves.
It was Yin Shuang who brought them back to reality all of a sudden, because he turned on all four computers.The same blue boot interface, with exactly the same application.
Bai Ruotang saw that senior brother turned on the four computers, and immediately said: "This...isn't it? Senior senior brother, you are too old. Looking at it this way, will you be exhausted?"
Yin Shuang: ...
Ye Suyun coughed dryly, and said, "Two juniors, that was just an appetizer, what I'm showing you now is the main meal."
Qiu Yan looked disheveled, and said: "Second Senior Brother, please let me go, the two of us stayed in the toilet for so long just now, we really have nothing to offer."
Ye Suyun: ...
Alas, I really went astray.
Ye Suyun said: "Don't worry, junior brother, this time you won't be allowed to watch the youth X enlightenment education film, but something more interesting."
The two brothers said in unison: "What's more interesting?"
Ye Suyun and Yin Shuang looked at each other and said, "You will know it after reading it."
This time, what Ye Suyun opened was no longer a stand-alone game, but a battle-type game.For teenagers, fighting games can stimulate their blood even more.Therefore, Ye Suyun downloaded a very popular battle platform game in the early 21st century.This game has a very nice name, called lu ah lu.This game has beautiful graphics and gorgeous skills, and is very popular among young people.
After Ye Suyun carefully understood the strategy in the early stage, he began to "open up wasteland" for this game.Since the game was opened, the eyes of the brothers and sisters stayed on the game, forgetting the little adolescent impulse just now.Ten minutes later, Ye Suyun perfectly won the round.The shocking picture and dazzling game skills made the four brothers and sisters stunned on the spot at the same time.
At this time, Bai Ruotang finally came back to his senses, and asked, "Second...Second senior brother, what kind of magic weapon is this? It's so powerful!"
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