Qi Xiaolang wants to eat Lu Datu

At 6 o'clock in the morning, Lu Dayu was sleeping soundly under the quilt. The 1.5-meter-wide single bed is completely covered by a light blue blanket. In the center of the blanket is an enlarged version of Dolai A Dream, with a smile on his face, and two small points protruding from the round palm of the steamed bun. Compared with the letter V.The white wall next to the bed is covered with Dolai Ameng with various expressions, mouths wide open in joy, smoldering in anger, cheeks blushing in shyness...the opposite wall On the other hand, all kinds of Q-version doraemons are painted by hand, each of which is chubby.

There was a crackling sound of firecrackers outside the window, passing through the half-open glass doors and windows and the blanket covering his head, piercing into Lu Dayu's ear like a sharp sword.

"Ah——" Lu Dayu got up annoyed and slammed the window hard, and retracted into the warm bed again, but the annoying sound of firecrackers still came in.Angrily, he threw the blanket over his head and continued to sleep soundly.

"Xiaoyu!" Lu's mother opened the door and threw herself on the bed. The weight of 150 catties almost made Lu Dayu die on the bed.She pulled off all the quilts covering Lu Dayu's head, and shouted into his ear, "Get up—" and dragged Lu Dayu who was trying to shrink in, "Accompany mother to the supermarket to buy New Year's goods."

"Mom, please let me go." Lu Dayu lay weakly on the bed with his eyes closed.

"It's because you love to stay in bed so much that you don't grow tall. What if you can't find a girlfriend...Although the girl next door likes you, the crazy personality doesn't suit you..."

"I'll go, I'll go."

Lu's mother rubbed Lu Dayu's head, "Look at your sleeping appearance, just like your father. Come down quickly, or your breakfast will be cold." She closed the door and went downstairs.

Lu Dayu tried his best to open his eyes a little.He played mahjong with Lu's mother all night last night, and he didn't go to sleep until nearly 1 am.Being attacked by the sound of firecrackers and Lu's mother's rough and loud voice early in the morning, Lu Dayu felt a sense of wandering at this moment.Half asleep and half awake, he dug out the clothes and trousers from the closet. Because half of his consciousness was still in his sleep, he staggered to and fro while putting on his trousers. One of them lost his footing and fell under the bed again.The quilt under his body was warm and soft. He thought that what the ancients called a gentle township was probably nothing more than that.

Lu Dayu sat at the dining table, in front of him was a bowl of steaming white porridge, and he yawned sleepily.

"Would you like to cut the salted duck eggs in half for you?"

"...kindness."

"Wake up." Lu's mother pushed and pushed Lu Dayu to help him drive the sleepy bug away.She also didn't go to bed until 1:[-] in the morning, but Lu's mother, who was over [-] years old, seemed full of energy and kept busy in the kitchen.Under the urging of Lu's mother, he picked up the porridge listlessly and took a sip. The soft and sticky rice porridge slipped over his teeth and flowed from the esophagus into his stomach. The whole stomach was warm, and the feeling of sleepiness and powerlessness disappeared immediately .He rubbed his eyes,

"Where's Dad?"

"He went to a friend's house for a drink, so hurry up and go out after eating."

Lu Dayu drank the rest of the porridge in one go, feeling comfortable all over.He stood up, walked to the entrance, and when he was putting on his shoes, he remembered that he had left his phone in the room. He put on his slippers again, and went upstairs.

Seeing his hurried back, Lu's mother sighed, "Every day I lose everything, when will I grow up?"

He took out his cell phone from under the quilt, and there was a message on it,

"Wake up yet?"

"I've finished breakfast. I'm going to go out with my mother to buy new year's goods later."

"Did you find your phone—" Mother Lu shouted downstairs.

"I'm coming!"

Mother Lu held Lu Dayu's arm and walked on the road. When the neighbors came to greet him, they all praised Lu Dayu, which made Mother Lu laugh out loud.

"Xiaoyu is so big!"

"How handsome Xiaoyu is!"

"Such a smart kid, have you found a girlfriend yet?"

"My sister's friend's relative's daughter is pretty good-looking, would you like to introduce her?"

Lu's mother was naturally happy when her son was praised, so she couldn't help but chat with them more.

Lu Dayu stood aside and watched impatiently as his mother and middle-aged women got together and chatted together. If he went to say hello now with such a fiery momentum, he would probably be pulled to the bone.Leaning against the wall some distance away from them, he flicked his phone boredly, checking the latest Weibo.

Ding dong! "I'm still surprised that you got up so early, because you were pulled up. Did you sleep well last night? Did you miss me (shy)"

"Mahjong is played until one o'clock in the morning."

"I knew you were thinking of me (proud)."

"Where did you come to that conclusion?"

"I don't sleep most of the night, I play mahjong. It's not that I can't sleep because of thinking about it, what else can it be?" (Laughs) "

"..." Lu Dayu looked at the replies one by one, and felt that Qi Xiaobai was getting more and more brazen.

"When I was shopping yesterday, I saw a good thing and thought it was very suitable for you. It should be at your place in the afternoon."

"what?"

"You will know when you open it. If you like it, remember to treat me better in the future. (cute)"

The smile in Lu Dayu's heart came up, and he couldn't stop it.

"Xiaoyu, let's go." Lu's mother finally remembered the business, "You, I didn't help my mother just now. It's late now, and there must be a lot of people in the supermarket."

Lu Dayu put away his mobile phone and stuffed it into his pocket.But I see you had a good time chatting.

Before Lu Dayu reached the entrance of the supermarket, he was stunned by a large group of people.There was an endless stream of people coming in and out, and everyone's trolley was piled up to overflow.

"Mom, can we change the time?"

"I've come here, what to say. Besides, there will only be more and more people in the future."

Lu Dayu was desperately pulled into the crowd by Lu's mother.As soon as he entered the supermarket, he was greeted by a stench composed of a mixture of miscellaneous smells, and the stench was so lukewarm that he almost felt sick.Lu Dayu covered his nose. Fortunately, people's sense of smell will be dull, otherwise they would not be able to bear the torture.Mother Lu, who was walking in front, pulled Lu Dayu and squeezed in. With her weight of 150 catties, she managed to fight her way out of the crowded crowd.

"Son, push the cart over here and follow me upstairs." Mother Lu was full of pride, and she was about to buy the whole supermarket.When I was three hours old, Lu's mother pushed the cart, and Lu Dayu followed behind with heavy objects.Seeing that Lu's mother wanted to put things in the car, he couldn't help but say,

"Why do you buy so many things? You can't finish them."

"Look at you, you've lost a lot of weight after going out, and you still think you eat too much. You know, a man would rather be fat than thin."

"Is there such a saying?"

"You are short, but if you lose weight, you will become a little smaller. Do you still plan to marry a wife in the future?" Mother Lu looked at her son who was about the same height as her, worried.

"Then I won't marry." Lu Dayu whispered.

"Hmph, don't marry? I just ask you not to marry a daughter-in-law and forget your mother."

"Then I just want my mother."

"Hehe, when you grow up, you will only find your mother annoying." Lu's mother took a large box of chocolates from the shelf. "You like this, so buy more."

The two of them held large and small bags in their hands, and stopped the car before returning home.

As soon as he got home, Lu Dayu put his things away and spread them out on the sofa.

"I didn't ask you to mention many things, so you just got down?"

"Mom, I'm tired."

"I went to college, my mouth became oily." Mother Lu kicked one of Lu Dayu's hanging legs, "Go and put that pile in the refrigerator. I reheated the vegetables, and I didn't even eat lunch."

Lu Dayu got up from the sofa.

"You'd better take out the dishes and heat them up. I'll tidy up these things. It's too ugly to pile up such big bags in the living room"

"Mom, you go and rest. I will do these things."

"It's just your body that spreads out on the sofa as soon as you enter the door? Anyway, I'm fine when I'm idle."

"Then go to rest." Lu Dayu forced Mother Lu to sit on the sofa.As a result, Lu's mother still took advantage of Lu Dayu to go to the kitchen and secretly tidied things up.

After lunch, Lu Dayu returned to his room.He subconsciously touched the phone in his pocket, but it was empty.

He jumped up, took off his coat in a hurry, searched through the two pockets, but found no cell phone.The trouser pockets were also turned over, and there were none.He hurried downstairs, searched all the places where he had stayed before, and even lifted the bottom of the sofa to look.

"What are you looking for? Like a mouse." Lu's mother watched Lu Dayu go through various places up and down, and came over to ask.

"Did you see my phone?"

"Mobile phone? You lost your mobile phone! You child is really troublesome. I just said in the morning that you lost everything. Wait, I'll make a call and try. "

Lu Dayu anxiously waited for Lu's mother to dial the phone, but in the end,

"The number you have dial can not be reached."

He was so careless.During the Chinese New Year, and in crowded places, it is the time when pickpockets are rampant.It's no wonder he didn't get stared at by stuffing his phone so casually.Lu Dayu lowered his head in frustration.

Mother Lu saw her son bowed his head and was depressed. Although he blamed him for losing his mobile phone, she couldn't bear his sadness.

"After the next year, Mom will buy you a new mobile phone."

Lu Dayu shook his head, "The mobile phone I lost, I bought it by working part-time to earn money."

"How can you work part-time! You are so thin, and you will get sick if you get tired." Lu's mother firmly opposed Lu Dayu's part-time job.

"A lot of classmates are doing it."

"no!"

When Lu Dayu and Lu's mother were arguing endlessly, a ringing of the bell interrupted their conversation.

Mother Lu opened the door, "Who is it?"

"express delivery."

"We didn't buy anything at home?"

Lu Dayu looked at the courier at the door, and suddenly came back to his senses, "It's mine, it's mine!" It should be that the things Qi Xiaobai picked up in the morning have been delivered.

"Xiaoyu, what did you buy? Such a big box!"

When Lu Dayu saw the box, which was about one person tall, he also found it inconceivable.Seeing Mother Lu trying to cut it with scissors, he quickly stopped, "I'll do it myself."He carefully cut open the box, and after opening it, there was a stuffed doll inside, stuffed tightly.He dragged it out vigorously, and it turned out to be a Doraemon doll.

"Son, why did you buy this cat again?"

"I, I, I went upstairs." Lu Dayu stomped upstairs with a Doraemon that was bigger than him.At this moment, he didn't even feel annoyed about losing his mobile phone.He locked the door, turned on the computer hastily, boarded the office, and quickly typed a line of words,

"How do you know I like Fatty Blue?!"

There was also a quick reply, "Isn't it printed on your tooth cup? How about it, do you like it?"

Lu Dayu could see Qi Xiaobai sitting in front of the computer screen, smiling brightly.He solemnly typed out these three words word by word, "Thank you."

"If you like it, remember to come back and give me a reward (red lips)." Qi Xiaobai was about to send "I'm joking", when a word "OK" appeared on the screen.