Qi Xiaolang wants to eat Lu Datu

At 6 o'clock in the morning, Lu Dayu was sleeping soundly under the quilt.

The 1.5-meter-wide single bed is completely covered by a light blue blanket.In the center of the blanket is an enlarged version of Dorai Ameng, with a smile on his face, and two small points protruding from the palm of the round steamed bun, which is compared to the letter V.The white wall next to the bed is covered with round and cute Doraemons, some with their mouths wide open in joy, smoke from their heads in anger, cheeks flushed in shyness, and all kinds of expressions are vivid.

There was a crackling sound of firecrackers outside the window, passing through the half-open glass doors and windows and the blanket covering his head, piercing into Lu Dayu's ear like a sharp sword.

"Ah—" Lu Dayu lifted the quilt agitatedly, closed the window forcefully with a slam, and retracted into the warm quilt again, the whole movement was smooth and neat.But the annoying sound of firecrackers still came in.He was so angry that he wanted to shoot everyone.

"Xiaoyu!" Lu's mother opened the door and threw herself on the bed. The weight of 150 catties almost made Lu Dayu die on the bed.She pulled off all the quilts covering Lu Dayu's head, and shouted into his ear, "Get up—" and dragged Lu Dayu who was trying to shrink in, "Accompany mother to the supermarket to buy New Year's goods."

"Mom, please let me go." Lu Dayu lay weakly on the bed with his eyes closed.

"It's because you love to stay in bed so much that you don't grow tall. What if you can't find a girlfriend? What if no one wants to marry you? What will you do when you get old?..."

Lu Dayu couldn't stand Mama Lu's machine gun-like aggressiveness, begging for mercy, "I'll go, let me go."

Lu's mother rubbed Lu Dayu's head, "Look at your sleeping appearance, just like your father. Come down quickly, or breakfast will be cold." After finishing speaking, she closed the door, pattering like a gust of wind went downstairs.

After the noisy mother Lu left, the firecrackers outside the window were still thundering, and she was destined not to fall into the arms of the goddess of sleep.

Lu Dayu tried his best to open his eyes a little.He played mahjong with Lu's mother all night last night, and he didn't go to sleep until nearly 1 am.Being attacked by the sound of firecrackers and Lu's mother's rough and loud voice early in the morning, Lu Dayu felt a sense of wandering at this moment.Half asleep and half awake, he dug out the clothes and trousers from the closet. Because half of his consciousness was still in his sleep, he staggered to and fro while putting on his trousers. One of them lost his footing and fell under the bed again.The quilt under his body was warm and soft, he thought, the gentleness that the ancients said was probably nothing more than this.

Lu Dayu sat at the dining table, in front of him was a bowl of steaming white porridge, and he yawned sleepily.

"Would you like to cut the salted duck eggs in half for you?"

"...kindness."

"Wake up." Lu's mother shook Lu Dayu vigorously to help him drive the sleepy bug away.She also didn't go to bed until 1:[-] in the morning, but Lu's mother, who was over [-] years old, seemed full of energy and kept busy back and forth in the kitchen.

Under the urging of Lu's mother, Lu Dayu picked up the porridge listlessly and took a sip.The warm and sticky rice porridge slipped over the cheeks, and flowed from the esophagus into the stomach. The whole stomach was warm, and the feeling of sleepiness and powerlessness disappeared immediately.He rubbed his eyes,

"Where's Dad?"

"He went to a friend's house for a drink, you eat quickly, and go out immediately after eating."

Lu Dayu drank the rest of the porridge in one go, feeling comfortable all over.He stood up, walked to the entrance, and when he was putting on his shoes, he remembered that he had left his phone in the room. He put on his slippers again, and went upstairs.

Seeing his hurried back, Lu's mother sighed, "Every day I lose everything, when will I grow up?"

He took out his cell phone from under the quilt, and there was a message on it,

"Wake up yet?"

"I've finished breakfast. I'm going to go out with my mother to buy new year's goods later."

"Did you find your phone—" Mother Lu shouted downstairs.

"I'm coming!"

Mother Lu held Lu Dayu's arm and walked on the road. When the neighbors came to greet him, they all praised Lu Dayu, which made Mother Lu laugh out loud.

"Xiaoyu is so big!"

"How handsome Xiaoyu is!"

"Such a smart kid, have you found a girlfriend yet?"

"My sister's friend's relative's daughter is pretty good-looking, would you like to introduce her?"

Lu's mother was naturally happy when her son was praised, so she couldn't help but chat with them more.

Lu Dayu stood aside and watched impatiently as his mother and middle-aged women got together and chatted together. If he went to say hello now with such a fiery momentum, he would probably be pulled to the bone.Leaning against the wall some distance away from them, he flicked his phone boredly, checking the latest Weibo.

Ding dong! "I'm still surprised that you got up so early, because you were pulled up. Did you sleep well last night? Did you miss me?"

"Mahjong is played until one o'clock in the morning."

"I knew you were thinking of me."

"... Where did you come to this conclusion?"

"I don't sleep most of the night, playing mahjong. It's not that I can't sleep because of thinking about it, what else can it be?"

"..." Lu Dayu looked at the replies one by one, and felt that Qi Xiaobai was getting more and more brazen.

"When I was shopping yesterday, I saw a good thing and thought it was very suitable for you. It should be at your place in the afternoon."

"what?"

"You'll know when you open it. If you like it, remember to treat me better in the future~"

The smile in Lu Dayu's heart came up, and he couldn't stop it.

"Xiaoyu, let's go." Lu's mother finally remembered the business, "You, I didn't help my mother just now. It's late now, and there must be a lot of people in the supermarket."

Lu Dayu put away his mobile phone, put it in his pocket, and walked towards the supermarket with Lu's mother.

The entrance of the supermarket has been occupied by a huge group of people. There is an endless stream of people coming in and out, and every trolley is piled up to overflow.

"Mom, can we change the time?"

"I've come here, what to say. Besides, there will only be more and more people in the future."

Lu Dayu was desperately pulled into the crowd by Lu's mother.As soon as he entered the supermarket, he was greeted by a stench composed of a mixture of miscellaneous smells, and the stench was so lukewarm that he almost felt sick.Lu Dayu covered his nose. Fortunately, people's sense of smell will be dull, otherwise they would not be able to bear the torture.

Mother Lu, who was walking in front, pulled Lu Dayu and squeezed in. With her weight of 150 catties, she managed to fight her way out of the crowded crowd.

"Son, push the cart over here and follow me upstairs." Mother Lu was full of pride, and she was about to buy the whole supermarket.

three hours later.

Mother Lu pushed the cart, and Lu Dayu followed behind with heavy objects in both hands.Seeing that Lu's mother wanted to put things in the car, he couldn't help dissuading her.

"Why do you buy so many things? You can't finish them."

"Look at you, you've lost a lot of weight after going out, and you still think you eat too much. You know, a man would rather be fat than thin."

"Is there such a saying?"

"You are short, but if you lose weight, you will become a little smaller. Do you still plan to marry a wife in the future?" Mother Lu looked at her son who was about the same height as her, worried.

"Then I won't marry." Lu Dayu said in a low voice.

"Hmph, don't marry? I just ask you not to marry a daughter-in-law and forget your mother."

"Then I just want my mother."

"Son, this kind of coaxing talk is outdated." Mother Lu found a good product and took a large box of chocolates from the shelf. "Don't you like this?"

The two of them held large and small bags in their hands, and stopped the car before returning home.As soon as he got home, Lu Dayu put his things away and spread them out on the sofa.

"I didn't ask you to mention many things, so you just got down?"

"Mom, I'm tired."

"Don't play tricks." Mother Lu kicked one of Lu Dayu's hanging legs, "Go and put those in the refrigerator. I'll go and heat up the dishes."

"Let me do it." Lu Dayu got up from the sofa.

"Okay, you go and take out the vegetables in the refrigerator and warm them up. I'll tidy up these things. It's too ugly to pile up such a big bag in the living room"

"Mom, you just can't be free. I've got all these things done."

"Who just got down on the ground as soon as he entered the door? Anyway, I'm fine if I'm idle."

"Then go to rest." Lu Dayu forced Mother Lu to sit on the sofa.

As a result, Lu's mother took advantage of Lu Dayu to go to the kitchen and secretly tidied things up.

After lunch, Lu Dayu returned to his room.He subconsciously touched the phone in his pocket, but it was empty.

Where's the phone? !He hurriedly took off his coat and dug out two pockets, but there was still no trace.The trouser pockets were also turned over, and there were none.He hurriedly went downstairs, searched all the places where he had stayed before, and even lifted the bottom of the sofa to look.

"What are you looking for? It looks like a mouse." Lu's mother watched Lu Dayu search all kinds of places up and down, and came over to ask.

"Mom! Did you see my phone?"

"Mobile phone, you lost your mobile phone. You child, I just said that you lost everything in the morning. Wait, I'll try to make a call. "

Lu Dayu anxiously waited for Lu's mother to dial the phone, but in the end,

"The number you have dial can not be reached."

He was too careless. It was the time of Chinese New Year, and it was a crowded place, and it was the time when pickpockets were rampant.It's no wonder he didn't get stared at by stuffing his phone so casually.Mother Lu saw her son bowed his head and was depressed. Although he blamed him for losing his mobile phone, she couldn't bear his sadness.

"After the next year, I will buy you a new mobile phone."

"I'm sorry mom. I'll go to work."

"How can you work part-time! You are so thin, and you will get sick if you get tired." Lu's mother firmly opposed Lu Dayu's part-time job.

"A lot of classmates are doing it."

"no!"

When Lu Dayu and Lu's mother were arguing endlessly, a ringing of the bell interrupted their conversation.

"Who is it?" Mother Lu opened the door.

"express delivery."

"We didn't buy anything at home?"

"It's mine, it's mine!" It should be that the things Qi Xiaobai picked up in the morning have been delivered.

"Xiaoyu, what did you buy? Such a big box!"

When Lu Dayu saw the box, which was about one person tall, he also found it inconceivable.Seeing Mother Lu trying to cut it with scissors, he quickly stopped, "I'll do it myself."Lu Dayu carefully cut open the box, and after opening it, there was a plush doll inside, stuffed tightly.He dragged it out vigorously, and it turned out to be a Doraemon doll.

"Son, why did you buy this cat again?"

"I, I, I went upstairs." Lu Dayu went upstairs with Doraemon, who was older than him.He locked the door, turned on the computer hastily, boarded the office, and quickly typed a line of words,

"How do you know I like Fatty Blue?!"

"Isn't it printed on your tooth cup? How about it, do you like it?"

Lu Dayu could see Qi Xiaobai sitting in front of the computer screen, smiling brightly.He typed out these three words one by one, "Thank you."

"If you like it, remember to come back and give me a reward (kiss)"

Qi Xiaobai was about to send "Just kidding", when a "OK" appeared on the screen.