Qi Xiaolang wants to eat Lu Datu

Enough of the play, the next question is how to end it.

A 1.9-meter man who suddenly jumps up and hugs others, but can't be knocked out with his hands.So the few present sat on the seats and looked at each other. No one wanted to do anything. After all, no one wanted to be smeared with saliva or a muscular man.The scene lasted for a minute of embarrassment, just when Chen Han was going to ask the boss for a rope to tie Luo Chuan up and throw them into the taxi, Huang Wenwu stood up,

"I've got a good idea! Keep pouring him alcohol until he's dead drunk, and call a car to throw him in."

"What if I vomit?"

"...cover his mouth with a plastic bag?" Huang Wenwu tentatively replied.

"..."

"That's it!" the others agreed.

After making up his mind, Huang Wenwu volunteered, he didn't want to let go of such a fun opportunity.Luo Chuan was firmly held down by Le Xin and Qi Xiaobai, and his struggle was not as strong as before.

First he approached cautiously, pinched Luo Chuan's mouth and poured wine into it, while paying attention to Luo Chuan's reaction, and was ready to retreat at any time.Sure enough, Luo Chuan suddenly struggled in the middle, scaring Huang Wenwu to jump away, and stood aside tremblingly, not daring to get closer for a moment.Chen Han let out a cold snort from his nose. Huang Wenwu knew that Chen Han must be laughing at himself as a coward, touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment, deftly walked around Luo Chuan's long legs, continued to work, and drank another bottle of beer, Luo Chuan Only then did I settle down completely.After about 10 minutes, everyone saw that Luo Chuan was sleeping like a dead pig, and felt a little relieved.

At this time, Le Xin suddenly stepped forward and slapped him forcefully on the face, but Luo Chuan did not move.Then, Qi Xiaobai also kicked, but Luo Chuan didn't move, and everyone was completely at ease.

Day 213 In bedroom [-]

"Hmm~ I have a headache, it hurts to death." Luo Chuan slumped half-dead on the narrow bed in the dormitory, with one long leg hanging outside the bed, his fingers desperately rubbing his temples.He narrowed his eyes, turned around and saw Lu Dayu sitting on the desk and chair opposite.

"Xiaoyu?" It was just a soft whisper, and his throat hurt as if it had been burned.

"Uncomfortable?" Lu Dayu's tone was rather cold.

Well, Luo Chuan let out a long breath.

deserve it!Lu Dayu sighed, still stood up and poured a glass of water from the water dispenser to Luo Chuan.

Luo Chuan took it easily, and swallowed it in gulp. He was so uncomfortable that he was about to die. It felt like he had gone to the Flame Mountain. The moisture from his whole body, from the inside to the outside, was baked dry.After drinking the water, he lay back on the bed again. Moisturized by the water, he felt much better and his voice was not so hoarse anymore.

"Did I drink alcohol last night?"

"..." Most people will ask if they are drunk?Could it be that he was so drunk that he even forgot about drinking!Lu Dayu resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

"You don't remember what happened last night?"

"Last night? Oh, of course I remember, didn't we go to dinner last night? Then... eh? eh? What did you do after that?"

Lu Dayu glared at him, trying to catch some traces of pretense from his dazed face, but there was nothing but an idiot face.This is too drunk.Lu Dayu said expressionlessly,

"You got drunk last night and danced in the restaurant."

Luo Chuan's face turned green with fright.

"Really?! I, I..."

"Really." Lu Dayu looked extremely serious.

"Why did I dance?" Luo Chuan sat up nervously from the bed, "Hey! My head—" All the aftereffects of drunkenness came up, and Luo Chuan really felt that his head was going to explode.

"After you got drunk, you took off your clothes."

! ! !Shock can no longer express Luo Chuan's mood at the moment.

Lu Dayu thought it wasn't enough, so he added, "I wanted to take off my pants, but luckily Le Xin stopped you."

Luo Chuan felt that the five thunders on the top probably described his state of mind at the moment.

"Then you have a good rest, I'll go to class first." After taking revenge, Lu Dayu felt much better.

Luo Chuan thought that the hot dance last night was enough to shock him, but when he heard Xiaoyu mention the class, he remembered that there was the most perverted and neurotic class in the department today.

As far as this Huang Lao is concerned, everyone in the Finance Department knows everyone.Anyone who has taken his class has experienced the feeling of being so sad that the top of the forehead grows.He is known for his perverted roll calls.Before the end of each class, the perverted Huang Laohui will ask a question and a short answer question based on the content of the class that day, which will be linked to the usual credits.You can't copy the answers to short-answer questions like math questions. Even if you copy in a different way, his piercing eyes can take a look at you.It is said that there was a senior who was not afraid of death and handed in fake and shoddy "products". At the end of the semester, he was approved with 59 points, and finally called Mr. Huang crying.

Luo Chuan was struggling to hold his head. He felt that his head was constantly growing, and it was about to be as big as Datou's son.Usually, if he listens carefully to the class, he may not give the correct answer, let alone this time.He thought about it, and the only way out now is to ask Le Xin or Lin Zeyu for help.This guy, Le Xin, is usually idle and has a very sharp mind. Every time he returns homework, it is either A+ or A.However, he has always been afraid of trouble, and he will not help anyone, let alone lend the answer.Lin Zeyu is a top student, so there must be no problem.As long as he can avoid Huang Lao's abnormal roll call, even if he is asked to kneel and kowtow, he is willing.

Luo Chuan moved his fingers, quickly picked up the phone and sent a message to Le Xin and Lin Zeyu.

Le Xin replied directly with two words, "No."

"Damn it! So heartless!" Luo Chuan almost jumped up from the bed.It's okay, he comforted himself, Zeyu will definitely help me.

"No wonder." Le Xin replied with another message.

"Bastard! Do you want to scare me to death?"

"Who told you to cause me so much trouble last night?"

When Luo Chuan saw this message, he instantly remembered what Lu Dayu said about him dancing while drunk, and couldn't help but feel guilty.

"I'm sorry." He immediately sent another text message to Lin Zeyu, telling him that Le Xin was willing to help him.

"Do you think I'll forgive you by moving a finger?"

"Oh, I have a headache. When I come back, bring me a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge. Luo Chuan deliberately changed the topic. With Le Xin's difficult personality, he doesn't want to be caught. Although he has already been caught, but It is only a moment to be able to hide for a while.

There was a rustling sound of keys opening the door, Le Xin came in with a lunch box,

"The preserved egg porridge is gone, I brought you plain porridge."

Luo Chuan lay on the bed all morning, already hungry, looking forward to bringing Le Xinpan back, but there was only a bowl of porridge.

"Porridge? What about the others? Why didn't you see sausage or dried beans?"

"It's in a bowl."

Luo Chuan turned the bag again from the inside to the outside, and even scooped up the porridge with a spoon, but still found nothing.

Le Xin hung up his coat and walked over, "I asked my aunt to add salt and flowers for you, no thanks."

With a bitter face, Luo Chuan ate the porridge with some salt flowers.

Today's class is upstairs in the School of Management, very close to the West Dormitory.

As soon as Lu Dayu took his seat, Qi Xiaobai came over.He was wearing a dark gray sweater today, with a white T-shirt underneath, and his temperament was less sexy than usual, and more refined.

"Did Luo Chuan still make trouble last night?"

"Except for the loud snoring, everything is fine." Lu Dayu yawned, and calmly moved away his eyes that couldn't help but stick to Qi Xiaobai's body.

Qi Xiaobai actually wanted to ask another question, but he didn't know how to ask.Do you have to ask, when you were so angry that you ignored me when I kissed you back then, why it doesn't matter when it's Luo Chuan's turn?Do you like Luo Chuan's kiss more than me?

Ding ding ding, the bell rang, interrupting Qi Xiaobai's chance to speak.

Luo Chuan was snoring like thunder last night, Lu Dayu didn't sleep well, but he was woken up from time to time, which made him toss for most of the night.Staring at the teacher's opening and closing mouth during class, I became dazed.

Qi Xiaobai saw Lu Dayu staring in confusion, his head was pecking like a chicken bit by bit, and then he couldn't support himself and fell asleep leaning on the table.The corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously, and he secretly played with a handful of hair hanging down with his fingers.

Fortunately, they were in the last row, and the teacher didn't notice.Qi Xiaobai played a class like this.

After class, Lu Dayu and Qi Xiaobai walked to the cafeteria together, passing by a cake shop, and the fragrant creamy smell wafted out from the open door.

"Don't you love puffs? Let's go in and buy some."

Lu Dayu smelled the fragrance and wanted to buy it, so he went into the store and bought a box.He and Qi Xiaobai each took one, and left the rest for dessert after lunch.

Qi Xiaobai took a bite, and the sweet and greasy cream flowed into his mouth.

"Why do you like puffs so much?" For him, although he doesn't hate sweets, puffs are indeed a bit boring.

"There is no reason to like it. If you like it, you like it."

"I like it, I like it," Qi Xiaobai murmured to himself.Seeing that there was a little white foam on the corner of Lu Dayu's mouth, he raised his hand to help him wipe it off.

Lu Dayu retreated suddenly, he realized that his reaction was too violent, and he was a little flustered.Thinking of a similar scene that happened before, he quickly wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve.

"Thank you, just tell me. I'll wipe it myself."

Qi Xiaobai felt that he and Lu Dayu had unknowingly distanced themselves again.

They packed a big braised pork rib for Luo Chuan, and when they opened the door, Le Xin was knocking on Luo Chuan's pan.

"Xiaoyu, are you finally back?" Luo Chuan saw that Lu Dayu was simply a savior, a living Bodhisattva.After he copied the answers to Mr. Huang's short-answer question, he ate his porridge happily.As a result, Le Xin gave him a headshot as soon as he came up. The porridge in the spoon splashed into his eyes, and he screamed in pain.

Le Xin didn't care about him. He knew that Luo Chuan was stupid, but he didn't expect his brain to be so difficult. He replaced the words in the answer with synonyms, messed up the order of the sentences, and rewrote it. Only a fool would not be able to see that he copied it.How did he get into the finance department in the first place!He tried his best to teach him to understand the meaning of this question, but his brain couldn't be bent at all, and he was almost pissed off by his stupidity.If he really died, his epitaph would be - pissed off by being stupid.He was so angry that he knocked on Luo Chuan's head again.Then Lu Dayu and the others opened the door and came.

Luo Chuan made a pounce, and Qi Xiaobai subconsciously stood in front of him.Luo Chuan looked at him puzzled.

"He is afraid that you will attack Xiaoyu again like last night."

"Me? Besides dancing, I also attacked Xiaoyu!!" Luo Chuan was so frightened that he dragged Lu Dayu out from behind Qi Xiaobai, looked him over carefully from top to bottom, and said in horror, "Xiaoyu , where did I hit you?"

Le Xin laughed out loud, "You didn't hit him, you didn't dance, you just kissed him."

Luo Chuan looked at Lu Dayu in shock.

Lu Dayu handed him the braised pork chop in his hand,

"Your big row."

Luo Chuan took it stupidly, "Xiaoyu, I..."

"I don't mind."

"But……"

Lu Dayu glared at him, "Do you want me to kiss you back before it's over?"

"No... I don't care about other people, but you are usually serious... I'm afraid you're really angry." Luo Chuan said frankly.

Lu Dayu said suddenly, "Give me the big row."

"what?"

"I'll eat big ribs, you will drink white porridge, so I will forgive you."

Luo Chuan took a mouthful of white porridge aggrievedly, while peeking at Lu Dayu's braised pork ribs, his mouth was drooling.

Le Xin and Qi Xiaobai tried their best not to laugh.