soul into phone

Zhong Yang bought an iPhone 9s (…) Unfortunately, it was stolen after less than half a month. On the second day after the mobile phone was stolen, he actually found one in the garbage dump downstairs!

Of course he subconsciously thought that it was his own, it was the same inside and out, if it wasn't his, whose was it?

He secretly put 9s in his pocket, and happily took it out when he got home.

Yes, not only is it brand new, but also the commonly used software is fully installed.

It's not in vain that he scolded his father and mother all night, so he couldn't wait to buy a card, and used the ready-made card cutter at home, ok, it was perfect!

Tried to make a few calls, skillfully pressed a row of numbers, 1881995320X...

The other end of the phone beeped twice, and then a sobbing male voice came into Zhong Yang's ears, damn it!What is Xiao Tian doing?The ring tones are made like this, is this going to develop like a horror novel?

Regardless of these for the time being, Zhong Yang seemed to be a different person when he heard the voice on the phone!In this regard, he really lost the face of the majority of male compatriots, and he is notoriously afraid of his wife...

Oh no, it's not that far yet, they've only been in love for half a year.

"What are you doing?" In front of the sweet baby, of course, you need to be as gentle as possible, even if it exceeds 50 decibels, it will not work!

"Just woke up, what's the matter?" She spoke a little weakly, but it doesn't matter, she must have just woken up or something.

"I met a good thing today!"

"what's up?"

"you guess!"

"I can't guess..."

In fact, Zhong Yang also thinks that if it is so unnutritious, there is no need to waste the life of the keyboard, but when he thinks that the other party is Xiao Tian!It's his girlfriend!I wish I could have this kind of conversation a thousand and eight hundred times.

Although I always feel that sweet baby is a bit perfunctory...

Zhong Yang cleared his throat, and pretended to be mysterious and said, "I found the phone I lost yesterday! To celebrate, I decided to buy you LY's latest bag!"

Sure enough, Sweet Baby was excited when she heard the news that the phone was recovered, and she exclaimed, "Really?! That's great!"

"Yeah! It's great to have my phone back!"

"Yeah!" There was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone, and after a while, he said coyly, "I also like Chanel's limited edition shoes, but the price is tens of thousands..."

Zhong Yang said confidently, "It doesn't matter! You can buy whichever you like!"

"I like both of them..." Hearing the tone, Zhong Yang shook his head

"No... last time your mother liked the one and bought it too."

The other party's joyful voice immediately passed through this new phone, oh no, came from the handset of the lost mobile phone, "Great! I'll call my mother, goodbye!"

It seems to be the atmosphere of the other party, but there is always something wrong, but it is probably not a big deal, haha ​​hung up the phone, Zhong Yang is more convinced that this lost and recovered mobile phone is the end of his bad luck, he can't help but jump for joy, as a For those who have been unlucky for 30 days in a row, and even the cats on the side of the road run away when they see him, Zhong Yang just wants to say, at least I have fed you a few times, okay?

Convinced that the bad luck is far away from him, Zhong Yang immediately opened Taobao and bought a lottery ticket.

In fact, Zhong Yang looks very stupid now, but in fact he is not stupid at all, on the contrary, he is very smart, he is already a master in the industry at a young age.

As soon as you enter the company's gate, you will definitely be worshiped, and the boss is also recognized almost like worship.

In fact, these things don’t seem to make much sense now. It’s just that Zhong Yang has been playing with the broken mobile phone he picked up all day. There is nothing to say at all. Well, Zhong Yang changed his clothes and stared at the mobile phone. Staring at the phone, he went to the bathroom and staring at the phone.

Turns out he was watching a movie on his phone, Harry Potter sequel VII?Hey, come on, you still have three sets of design drafts to finish...

The film is finally over. Master Zhong Yang stayed in the room for a whole morning and an afternoon. The thirteen sequels are all over. The master who always forgets to eat on weekends still hasn’t eaten a drop of rice today, and falls on the soft and comfortable bed. Fell asleep.

He had a dream, dreaming that Xiao Tian was angry, and the other party kept crying, Zhong Yang's coaxing was useless, and finally he was frightened awake!To what extent is this going!

The sky outside the floor-to-ceiling windows has turned golden yellow, and a little light is reflected in the room.

Now it must be at least one o'clock in the morning, Zhong Yang lay down on the bed for a while, and was very surprised to find that the crying in the dream hadn't stopped, and it had turned into a sound of excessive fright!No way, do you want to do this?

Subconsciously took the phone, wanting to see what time it is.

When you hold it in front of your eyes, the screen almost touches the tip of your nose.

A bloody human head suddenly appeared on the phone screen!

Zhong Yang pulled the phone away very calmly, and said to himself, are you really going to take the terrorist route?

He clicked the screen with his hand, clicked to finish, ok, exited the player, and the crying stopped immediately. Looking at the screen, it was already three o'clock in the morning, and he guessed right.

The current software is immoral, and it is necessary to give people a stimulant in the middle of the night!Can autostart or something be more annoying?The most important thing is that this is a paid movie!How about a multi-screen interactive browser.

Just as I was about to turn off my phone, I saw fifteen text messages and one MMS message. I just sent the number to Moments this afternoon, but all the text messages I received in the evening were received or something. The last one

"Master Zhong Yang! The number has been changed, let's change the girlfriend too!" Seeing this, Zhong Yang wanted to beat him to death!

Then came a multimedia message with only one photo in it.

A huge cake, the level of luxury is simply blinding!

Presumably its final outcome is just to wipe it on other people's faces, people nowadays, really!

Not even a cake is spared!

looked at the sender at the top

Zhong Yangyang!

Isn't this my sister?Zhong Yang suddenly remembered that tomorrow is Zhong Yangyang's birthday, it seems that this hint is quite effective.

Zhong Yang looked at the screen of his mobile phone and didn't know what expression to put on. Every year tomorrow must be the day when he was tortured, just the tormenting sister...I can't think about it anymore, I have a headache!

Suddenly there was a grunt from somewhere, Zhong Yang subconsciously looked at his stomach, alas, he was so hungry!

Throwing the phone on the bed, he looked for something to eat in the refrigerator, and of course he didn't forget to brush his teeth.

When he got to the room, put down his food, and saw the phone screen on the bed, he was shocked!

I cao!

This handsome guy on the phone!Just stop for a while, don't eat any more cake, okay?And I feel very comfortable!Do you want to do this?

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