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It turns out that I can still beat my enemies like this!

It turns out that everyone has areas they are good at and not good at.Edogawa Ranpo, who is good at seeing through the truth, cannot escape being teased by Osamu Dazai, who is good at manipulating people's hearts.Even though he knew that Dazai's intention was to test the other party, he was still very angry with Ranpo.

This matter is not over yet, after a phone call was rejected, the publishing house actually found the president Fukuzawa, and the president found out that some plots in Ranpo's novel came from Nozaki-kun's notes, and he insisted on letting him go. He went to apologize to Nozaki-kun and blamed him for plagiarism.Ranpo unceremoniously identified Osamu Dazai, saying that I just wrote a novel, this guy!Not only did I add material to my novel and add other people's stuff, but also published it on the Internet!It was his fault, it was him!

...So it became a big one carrying a small one and a smaller one, apologizing like a skewer.

Osamu Dazai is very sincere: "I'm sorry, because Ranpo-sama's works are too good, and so is Umetaro. I don't want to share them on the Internet only after I see them. I'm doing this for free, okay?"

Ranpo: "You're plagiarizing! It's a random adaptation! Can you watch the romance drama of the young and brainless kindergarten with the pure reasoning of Mr. Ranpo? It's neither fish nor fowl!"

Nozaki-kun, who was severely hit, pressed his heart: "Uh... I, actually I... No, I don't mind, I don't mind!"

Xiao Chiyo: "I like Nozaki-kun's love drama more than pure reasoning. Girls should not have brains in love!"

When Nozaki-kun thought about it, it made sense.If love has brains, what is it called love?That is called PUA under precise calculation!That's why Ranpo-sensei said that my meme is young, brainless and childish. In fact, he praised my meme as suitable for shoujo manga!

Nozaki-kun: "It doesn't matter to me, Dazai-kun still has to apologize to Ranpo-sensei. Dazai-kun, the work is the painstaking effort of the author. If you want to use it, you need to be authorized by the owner of the work before reprinting. Especially what Ranpo-sensei wrote For detective novels, if the plot is known and there is no suspense, it will greatly affect readers' reading after publication."

Ranpo: "Master Ranpo said not to publish it!"

Dazai nodded obediently: "I know, I will pay attention next time ~ so please forgive me~?"

Ranpo: "And next time? I won't forgive you!"

Dazai: "Then there's no other way, I can only tell you what Ranpo-kun did before, and what--"

Luanbu: "Hmph! Just this time! And you must treat me to something delicious!"

Nozaki-kun: "I have leftover cake from last time here, if you don't mind, would you like to come and try it?"

Dazai: "Me too!"

So the matter stopped here, and Nozaki-kun turned to ask President Fukuzawa about the assistant he mentioned last time.

Fukuzawa Yukichi said quickly: "Yes, she is very interested in your manga, I think she will be willing to help. I will bring someone over and let her talk to you in person."

The girl brought by Fukuzawa Yukichi is a girl in a wheelchair, she looks slender and beautiful, looking at her, Nozaki-kun suddenly understands why Fukuzawa Yukichi has been worried about him.

He didn't think how small he was at the age of 17, but look at this girl who is said to be only two years younger than him—how fragile and petite!A fragile life that seems to die if you are not careful, anyone who looks at it thinks it is still a child who needs care and protection.

Asking her to help with work is too much.

But Fukuzawa Yukichi was right to be worried. Seeing her pale face, she seemed lifeless, as if she would suddenly stop breathing someday.There is nothing wrong with hoping that the child will get in touch with other people and come back to life.

Nozaki-kun walked to the wheelchair and squatted down: "Hi, I'm Nozaki Umetaro, pen name Yumeno Sakiko, a girl manga artist."

The girl was a little apprehensive: "I am Akiko Yosano, Teacher Mengye, can you sign for me first?"

Nozaki-kun smiled, took out a piece of paper and signed a fancy signature: "Of course, I'll give it to you."

(Xiao Chiyo, who is invisible to others: I, I also want to sign!!! Damn, entity, I must apply for a super cute entity, cuter than her!!)

Nozaki-kun asked again: "I need an assistant to help me proofread and draw the background, can you help me?"

The girl nodded: "I will work hard, Teacher Mengye! Please let me be the first to see the end of the flower burial in my dream!"

So, is it a reminder?

Nozaki-kun immediately put on the Buddhist expression commonly used by any draft writer: "Don't worry, I will see it."

I don't know why, but the last vampire king of the fantasy series that was still a hit during the Warring States period is far less attractive to modern readers than the flower burial in the dream of the Warring States period.The two manuscripts were handed over to Xiang Kai to find an editor to submit, but the editor took a fancy to the flower burial in his original short story dream at the end of the pigeon.It seems that Yosano Akiko also likes the flower funeral in her dream.

...But, is that a short story?Originally, the story I drew stopped when the two met again, but it is also possible as an ending!Why both the editor and Xie Ye are looking forward to a follow-up?What is the follow-up to the short story?

If I think so, a smart author can’t tell readers and editors so honestly that I’m just writing short stories casually.Since everyone expects it, then as the author, you must express it deeply, yes, you can see it?Yes, there is, just wait a little longer, it will come out soon.

...not at all, and probably never will.

At this point, it depends on the ability of readers and editors to urge manuscripts, and it is generally possible to squeeze them out by all means.

As a professional, I have already grasped the essence of how readers and editors should deal with such reminders, and Nozaki-kun can handle it with ease.

...It doesn't matter, isn't it gone after we met?I will add another "ten years later", and then the new generation of children will live happily in a world without ghosts.How open!You say CP is married, they are married, this is their child!You said CP is not married, they are not married, this is their reincarnation!In short, it is HE, yes, this is the reasonable ending of Gu Gu Jing!

I didn't know that I fell into a trap, and Yosano Akiko was very happy to be the assistant of Teacher Yumeno.

Nozaki-kun also introduced Hibiki, Oda Sakunosuke and Kochiyo to Yosano Akiko.

Yu Xie Ye: "... Leaving aside the rest, what is the reason for the invisible female assistant? Oda-kun doesn't question it at all?"

Oda-kun: "Because Mr. Mengye can't lie, he said, there should be."

Xiang Kai: "I can see Xiao Chiyo too, but you can't."

Yosano: "Really? What does Chiyo look like?"

Xiang Kai: "Bow tie."

Yosano: "...??"

Nozaki-kun had to ask Xiao Chiyo to prove that he existed. After seeing the manuscript blacked out out of thin air, Yosano Akiko finally believed it.

Yosano: "So that's it. The name of the teacher's supernatural ability is Xiao Chiyo, and the ability is to assist the teacher in drawing original manuscripts? It's really practical. No wonder the teacher became a manga artist."

Xiao Chiyo: "It's not! No!! I'm not the blacked-out little assistant, I, I am, I am——ooohoo!"

The description of the game sounds better than blacking out the little assistant!

Nozaki-kun stroked the bow tie: "Be good, don't cry, everyone will get to know each other after working together, it's inevitable when we meet for the first time."

Xiao Chiyo: "Open, open the mode visible to others! I don't care, open quickly, Nozaki-kun, open!"

Nozaki-kun saw that the entity described could be switched to a mode visible to others, so he switched according to the description.

Yu Xie Ye: "It's really a bow? Teacher's taste is so strange."

Xiao Chiyo: "I chose the bow tie, I chose it!"

Unfortunately, Xie Ye couldn't hear it.Yes, although the entity is visible, all that can be seen is a bow, and the sound is still inaudible.Nozaki-kun estimated that it is possible to convert all of Chiyo into entities, and then turn on the visible mode, so that Chiyo's vocal cords actually exist in the world, so that others can hear Chiyo's speech.

After flirting with Xie Ye for a while with the bow tie, his face turned cold again: "The teacher is so amazing, he can actually materialize supernatural powers. I used to know a person who can materialize supernatural powers..."

As she spoke, she suddenly hugged her arm, trembling in the wheelchair.

Nozaki-kun was startled: "Yosano? Are you okay, do you have a cold? I'll get you a blanket!"

Nozaki-kun ran out quickly, then ran back quickly, took a blanket and covered it directly.

Yosano with his head covered: ...

Oda-kun decisively took out a pair of scissors, cut a hole in the blanket with a click, and covered Yosano's head.

Oda-kun wiped off his sweat: "That's no problem."

Nozaki-kun nodded, and then felt, this one looks familiar.

Mushroom-shaped lid with a cloth cover?

--correct!

Nozaki-kun immediately drew it: "It's a sunny day doll! Look! Yosano, you are like a sunny day doll, hahaha!"

Yosano looked at the sketch of the sunny doll that was very similar to himself, and laughed at the man of science who was very magical with Nozaki-kun, his forehead twitched a little.

Oda-kun also leaned over: "It's very similar, Mr. Mengye, your paintings are very vivid."

Xiang Kai also leaned over: "Is this the main character of the next story, Mr. Mengye? What's the name of this character?"

Nozaki-kun immediately wrote and added a bunch of settings:

【Sunny Son

In a sunny day, the doll becomes a human being.Love the butterfly hair accessories.

If she is in a bad mood, it will rain, and if she is in a good mood, the sun will come out, so she will always receive a lot of peppers and onions before the sports meeting.

The human (male protagonist) who took her in did not know her identity, and always wanted to make her happy.However, if the sun is exposed to the sun, the crops will be ruined, so Qing Tianzi always resists the happy attack from the male lead and tries to maintain a dark mood. 】

Oda-kun, Hibiki Kai and even Xiao Chiyo couldn't help but look at this setting: "Yeah, um, um, yes, it's really vivid, as expected of Yumeno-sensei (Nozaki-kun)!"

With Yosano: "Sensei Mengye!"

Nozaki-kun: "We are talking about Qingtianzi, not you, don't worry, Yosano."

Yu Xie Ye: "Don't worry at all! Are you deliberately teasing me?"

Nozaki-kun quickly explained: "Ah, I'm sorry, this is really not true. My comic characters all have prototypes. If there is no prototype and I draw out of thin air, it will become like this."

A slender handsome face - the face of the protagonist Sun Prince Enichi in Nozaki-kun's last manga, cheerfully said: "Ah, today's weather is really good, because I'm in a good mood!"

Then a group of Yuanyi with the same face, wearing baseball uniforms neatly formed a square and ran over: "Good morning, Sunny!"

The protagonist Yuan said, "Good morning, everyone!"

A grumpy Yuan ran over and threw a bunch of peppers: "Hahaha, cry quickly, Sunny Son! If it rains, you don't have to go to the sports meeting!"

Then another cool Yuan Yi jumped out of the square and smashed the chili peppers: "What are you doing to Qing Tianzi?"

Then the two fate fought for fate.

Yuan Yi, who was wearing a butterfly hair ornament, couldn't help crying: "Everyone, don't do it for me!"

……

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Nozaki-kun tried to draw it for everyone to see: "Without a prototype, it will become the face shape of the protagonist I always drew before."

Yu Xieye said with difficulty: "Teacher, you should use the prototype to draw."

Such comics are too hot for the eyes!Good stories all have the same face, and now you close your eyes and it’s the same face, it’s brainwashing!

Xiao Chiyo has some unknown psychological shadows: "It is obviously a comic, but it presents a funny and scary effect! The whole world is Yuanyi, it's too scary! Hey!!"

Oda-kun looked at it and found the content to be quite interesting: "Will this story be drawn into a manga? I have never been to school. Such a youthful campus story seems very interesting."

Nozaki-kun (decisive): "Of course it will be drawn into a manga, but the role setting must be done first. The male protagonist can use the club leader I imagined before as the male protagonist, and there is still a villain. Does anyone know who among you What fits the archetype of a villain?"

Yosano: "A bad villain?"

Nozaki-kun: "Yes. Of course, it needs to be processed artistically. It won't be completely copied. It's similar to your character setting, just citing the main characteristics. It's best to not talk too much, just look at the appearance and let people know it. It's the villain type."

And Xie Ye: "Yes."

There are villains who make me want to vomit just by looking at them, of course!