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Cheng Yuwei raised his head in embarrassment. The apron on Xie Mo's body hadn't been taken off yet. It was still a blue and white striped apron with an oversized doraemon printed in the center of the front. I don't know which one the grandparents and grandchildren chose. , not to mention how ridiculous it is to wear on Xie Mo, Cheng Yuwei almost laughed out loud.

"Grandma," Cheng Yuwei said to the old man, "let's go eat."

"Okay, okay." The old man got up with his support.

There seems to be a bit too much food tonight, Xie Mo took it twice but still didn't finish it, Cheng Yuwei helped the old man sit at the dining table and also entered the kitchen, Xie Mo was serving soup, Cheng Yuwei leaned on the door frame behind him and said : "Xiaomo, the apron is not bad."

Xie Mo turned to look at him, walked out with a soup bowl, and said, "Xiao Wei, take the bowl and chopsticks."

"Bowl and chopsticks?" Cheng Yuwei stood up straight, "Where are you?"

"It's in the cupboard." Xie Mo put the soup bowl on the table, "Have you never been in the kitchen? Oh, take three more spoons and drink the soup."

Cheng Yuwei gritted his teeth and thought that I really went into the kitchen, but I didn't come to do this. As I walked in and opened the cupboard, the old man said outside: "Xiaomo, don't ask Xiaowei to do this or that. Still a guest."

"What does that matter?" Xie Mo supported his chin with his elbow, and smiled, "I have known him for a long time, so we are not considered outsiders."

——Who has known you for a long time.Cheng Yuwei returned to the dining table with the bowls and chopsticks, and gave Xie Mo a cold look. Are you an outsider or an insider?

Xie Mo served three bowls of rice, and the old man hurriedly put fish-flavored shredded pork into Cheng Yuwei's bowl: "This is specially made by Xiaomo for you, try it."

"Yes, it's specially made for you, Xiao Wei." Xie Mo didn't move his chopsticks, just looked at Cheng Yuwei and said.

Cheng Yuwei didn't even bother to stare at him anymore, picked up the chopsticks and put the shredded meat into his mouth, and blurted out in the next second: "It's delicious!"

Cheng Yuwei mostly ate Western food since he was a child. Occasionally, he ate it with a lot of ingredients, complicated workmanship and looked very high-end. He only started to experience "canteen life" when he was in college. But in his opinion, the canteen There is no dish here that tastes as good as Xie Mo's.

"It's good to eat, eat more." Grandma began to smile from ear to ear again, and put a lot of shredded pork for him, and ordered other dishes, "Does Xiaowei have class tonight?"

Cheng Yuwei paused for a moment, remembering the high math class that he failed miserably last semester, swallowed and said, "No."

"That's good." Xie Mo also picked up a bean and ate it, "You and I have a drink?"

"Drink?" Cheng Yuwei subconsciously looked at the old man, "Grandma, can we drink?"

"Just drink less, Xiaomo can drink quite well, how are you, Xiaowei?" Grandma ordered another dish for Cheng Yuwei.

"I'm okay." Cheng Yuwei said uncomfortably.

Xie Mo had already gone to the kitchen to bring a bottle of beer and two glasses, opened the bottle cap and began to pour the wine, looked at Cheng Yu's only one eye, and said with a smile: "Master, do you drink red wine at home? This is beer. Have you ever drank?"

Cheng Yu gave him a blank look: "Of course I did."

Cheng Yuwei drank beer when he was in elementary school. At that time, he went to a buddy’s house to play and stole the beer from the child’s father. At that time, he thought it was so bad. Later, he also drank it occasionally. Until the students in high school drank this every time they had a birthday party, he gradually felt that it was still delicious.

Xie Mo handed him a glass of wine: "Oh? Then how many bottles can you drink?"

Cheng Yuwei didn't answer immediately, but took a sip from the wine glass, feeling very refreshed after drinking the cold beer, he put down the glass and said, "About five bottles."

In fact, this number is not exact. The most he ever drank with others was five bottles, but he was not drunk, and he didn't know how much he could drink.

"That's right," Xie Mo said with a smile, "Then I'll drink four bottles with you."

"This child, drink less." Grandma gave him a reproachful look.

"What are you afraid of?" Xie Mo drank a glass in one gulp and breathed a sigh of relief, "Xiao Wei can drink so well."

Sure enough, Cheng Yuwei drank four bottles of wine with him as Xie Mo said. After drinking the second bottle, grandma said that she was tired and went back to the room to rest, and asked Xie Mo to send Cheng Yuwei back.The remaining two drank together for more than an hour, and when the last glass of wine was down, Cheng Yuwei wiped his mouth and said, "It's so refreshing, I haven't drunk so much in a long time."

Seeing that he was still blushing and not panting, Xie Mo recognized that this man was a good drinker, and drank his own wine with a smile, saying: "Xiao Wei, should you go back now or stay a little longer ?”

Cheng Yuwei hiccupped and could already smell the smell of alcohol emanating from his body, which made his whole body feel strange, so he waved his hands and said, "Go back now and talk to your grandma first." Looking at the mess on the table again, "Do you want to clean up these?"

"Don't bother you," Xie Mo stood up, "I'll see you off first, and I'll pack it myself when I get back."

It was past eight o'clock when the two returned to school, and there were not many students on the way. Xie Mo looked at Cheng Yuwei who was already yawning beside him, and said playfully, "Xiao Wei, actually you have class tonight. Right?"

"Oh?" Cheng Yuwei put down his hands and glanced at him, "How did you know that?"

"Guess," Xie Mo said, "Actually, my father taught me that when a prisoner is interrogated, if he keeps looking to the upper right, it proves that he is lying, because the right brain is used for imagination, just now my grandma asked you At that time, your eyeballs moved to the right immediately."

"...The family members of the police are also so powerful," Cheng Yuwei said helplessly, "That's right, the class I want to take is advanced mathematics, but I don't want to take it."

"Isn't it because you failed last semester?" Xie Mo said with a smile.

"Yeah, I failed the class, what's the matter?" Cheng Yuwei stared at him, "I feel sleepy when I listen to that teacher's lecture."

Xie Mo pulled the corners of his lips: "If you say that, you should have been sleepy since at least high school. In fact, most of the content of advanced mathematics last semester was learned in high school." He rolled his eyes, "Otherwise, I To teach you?"

"Forget it!" Cheng Yuwei respectfully thanked Bumin, "I have that time to do something, who wants to learn advanced mathematics."

Xie Mo sent Cheng Yuwei to the downstairs of the dormitory before leaving. The latter went upstairs alone. He felt that the building was really quiet at this moment, and people probably went to class or to play.

As expected, the dormitory was empty. Of course, that good student Lin Ran was listening to the high math teacher's vernacular. Cheng Yuwei took off his coat and sat down, took out the box Xie Mo gave him from his pocket, and took out the little rabbit inside. step aside.

He looked at these two things, and the more he looked at them, the more he liked them. Although the gifts he had received since he was a child were enough to fill several large boxes, even the gifts from his girlfriends in the seven months since he came to university were enough. It can be placed from the top of the table to the end of the table, but he just feels that there is no gift that can compare with the workmanship and care of these two things. Just one box is enough to kill them collectively.

Putting his head on his head and thinking about it, he suddenly felt that his dislike for Xie Mo seemed to have disappeared out of thin air, or he didn't hate Xie Mo very much at first, but he was dissatisfied that he stole his girlfriend and was more handsome than himself. But now these grievances have been settled, and now he feels that Xie Mo's cooking is delicious, he is also handsome, he is good at studying and capable, and he really has no shortcomings.

The phone rang twice, and it was Lin Ran who sent him a text message: [I said, Brother Wei, where are you? 】Cheng Yuwei saw that Lin Ran had sent him several text messages and made two phone calls before, but his phone was too quiet to hear him, so he replied at this time: 【In the dormitory? . ] Lin Ran: [I'm going to talk to you finally, I thought you were missing, why don't you reply my text messages or answer my phone calls? 】Cheng Yuwei moved his fingers for a long time and didn't know how to answer. It would take a long time to talk about the real reason why he disappeared and didn't look at his phone, because it would inevitably involve many problems of Lin Ran. After thinking about it, he replied Said: [I'll talk to you when you go back to the dormitory. 】Lin Ran: 【...Okay. 】

When Lin Ran returned to the dormitory, Cheng Yuwei had already taken a shower and was playing games. He was in full swing with a large group of people killing the boss. Lin Ran dragged his swivel chair and sat next to him and said, "Brother Wei, you don't care. If you don’t want to go to class, at least you can go to the class to ask for the meaning and then run away, or you can go to half the class to pass it. Do you know that old man Tang likes to embarrass the students who don’t go to class, absent more than five times unless you can pass [-]% in the exam He won't let you fail."

Cheng Yuwei said without looking back: "Let him hang up, it's not like he hasn't hung up before."

Lin Ran lowered his head, feeling that he was too much of an idiot, and after a long time of self-examination, he said again: "Then do you mind telling me that you went to the house of an acquaintance I don't know for dinner? "

Cheng Yuwei paused holding the mouse, and suddenly felt a little funny. In theory, there are no acquaintances of his who live near the school that Lin Ran doesn't know, but today is a special situation, and within a few hours He and that person should still be called enemies before.

With a light cough, Cheng Yuwei said, "It's Xie Mo."

"Xie... what is it?" Lin Ran moved closer, staring at Cheng Yuwei closely, "Xie Mo? Did I hear you right, Brother Wei, how could you go to his house for dinner?"

Cheng Yuwei thought helplessly that the reason why he would go to eat was really weird to a certain level, if he hadn't experienced it personally but was told by others, he would definitely think that person was talking about internet jokes.

He roughly talked about his experience, and sure enough, Lin Ran scratched his head in disbelief, and said, "Well, that's what Brother Wei said, so I..."

When he said this, he suddenly saw the rabbit wood carving on the desk, and immediately took it over: "I'll go, where did this come from? Why haven't I seen it before? It's so well carved!"

In fact, this wood carving is still very conspicuous on this desk. Cheng Yuwei's desk is very clean, and he placed the wood carving next to the computer. The reason why Lin Ran only saw it now is because of Cheng Yuwei's face and what he said It's so attractive that I don't have time to pay attention to other things.