Queen of Yokohama [Comprehensive]

happy mid-Autumn Festival

01

When I opened my eyes, I felt like I was resting on something. I got up and saw that I was resting on Nakahara Chuya's thigh.

Oh this is so exciting.

And a splitting headache.Can't remember what happened last night.

Then my left hand pressed something hard, I turned around and saw my hand was on Zhou Fangzun's chest.

This can be overly stimulating.

Immediately afterwards, I felt that my leg was being pressed by something. I looked down and found that Osamu Dazai's head was on my lap.

It's not exciting anymore, it's frightening.

I got up from the bed in a jiffy, and Osamu Dazai was thrown to the ground by my actions. At this time, I saw several "corpses" scattered all over the ground, and I could basically identify who they were by their hair color and clothing.

Keigo Atobe, Sakunosuke Oda, and... and Zhang Xun Yu and Reiji Munakata? !

I numbly landed on the ground with bare feet, stepped on the carpet and walked outside.

At the same time, the memory of last night came back.

Last night I returned to Tokyo with a few friends, in order to spend fifteen nights with Kagu Tsugenshi.

Fifteen Nights is the Mid-Autumn Festival in China, and it is called "Fifteen Nights" or "Mid-Autumn Moon" in Japan.This custom naturally spread to China like many other customs, and it was passed down more than 1000 years ago.

As for the family reunion, after all, Jia Gu and I haven’t seen each other for a long time, so we wanted to come over to get together.

As a result, after I returned to Tokyo last night, Gagu Du Xuan said that he had something to go to Kansai, saying that I was a little dissatisfied when I came back today. The current Green King Munakata Reisi came to "pick up guests", and as the contemporary Red King, Zhou Fangzun naturally wanted to come to accompany me.

So the scene was chaotic that night.

I simply called my friends over here, since it's all so chaotic anyway, let's make it a little more chaotic.

That night we drank, raced, sang, and drank again.

The last few people were hunting wild game in the back garden of Keigo Atobe’s mansion—but we later learned that they were all rare species, and Atobe was so distressed when he woke up the next day.

At the end of the day... I fell unconscious.Because I drank too much.

And then, this morning scene.

Almost scared me into cardiac arrest.

I wanted to leave the room silently, before they woke up.But Osamu Dazai was already awake—after all, I accidentally kicked him from the bed, or to be precise, from my thigh to the floor.

Osamu Dazai immediately showed a very shocked expression.

I gave him the "shh" look and sneaked out.

What I didn't know was that Osamu Dazai pondered for a while, then untied Chuya Nakahara's clothes and rubbed them into a mess.

Then the situation in the room became that everyone was lying in disorder in fairly well-dressed clothes.

There is only one Nakahara Chuya whose clothes are quite messy.

- This looks really nice.

Osamu Dazai stroked his chin and said, "I hope you don't leave a psychological shadow." After finishing speaking, he continued to pretend to sleep, intending to

02

Besides I've just slipped out of that big scary room and I've just turned the corner and met love.

Gagu Duxuan walked towards me with a smile on his face.

My first reaction was to stop at the door in a panic: "Dad, why are you here..."

"I heard that you went back to Tokyo, so I rushed back directly, and then I heard that the barbarian said that you were with this boy Atobe, so I wanted to give you a surprise." Gagu Duxuan said beamingly: " Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!"

"Dad, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival..." I said rather guiltyly.

Jia Gu Du Xuanshi finally realized that I was wrong, "What are you doing in front of the door?"

"No, nothing..." I said, looking away.

"Did you just come out of this room?" Gagu Duxuan asked suspiciously.

"No." I said immediately.

"Oh, I just saw you coming out of here with my own eyes. Since you lied, there must be a ghost." Jia Gudu Xuanshi said.

I almost slammed my head against the wall to death, well, Zhizi is like a father, and am I still drunk?But I still stood firmly in front of him: "I think you'd better not look at it."

Gagu Duxuan thought for a few seconds, showing a shocked expression: "You, you and that kid Atobe... slept?"

……

As expected of my father, he knows me so well!

……

I looked away, "The expression is not very accurate, and in fact, it seems that he is not the only one..."

Jia Gu Du Xuan said: "Huh?"

At this moment, Chuya's roar sounded in the room: "Dazai! It really is you!"

Me: ... What did Dazai do?

Spicy chicken Dazai ruined my youth.

I went to expose it directly, okay?

Then there was chaos inside, and then crackling.

Jia Gu Duxuan looked at me blankly: "You spent the night inside last night."

"Listen to my explanation..." I said weakly.

Then the door opened, and the first person to come out was Zhou Fangzun. He nodded slightly after seeing Jia Gudu's hint, and then walked away.

Jia Gu all hinted that he had the heart to kill him, and his expression just now was: Is there anyone like you who meets your father-in-law face to face?

Then the second person came out, Osamu Dazai, or rather he ran out.

Then came the third person, Nakahara Chuya who was chasing him.

When the third person came out, Gagu Duxuan's expression was quite shocked.

Then came the fourth, the fifth, the sixth, Keigo Atobe who sighed.

Gagu Duxuan's expression has changed from shock to numbness.

"...As expected of an old man's daughter." Jia Gu Du Xuanshi said in a Xiao Suo voice: "How... how is your body?"

I almost slammed my head on my father's pectoralis major (?), "Dad, don't think so dirty! We just slept together! Simply in the same room! What are you thinking..."

Finally Yu Zhangxun came out.

His clothes were a little messy, and his eyes lit up after seeing Dao Jiaju Du Xuan's show: "You are here, Xuan..."

"I 丨 why are you here!!!" Jia Gudu Xuan said: "I treat you as a brother but you treat me as a father?!"

Yu Zhangxun: "Huh???"

I was obviously very nervous, but under such circumstances, I couldn't live up to my laughter...

Sorry dad you are so cute.

03

Anyway, in the end I tried my best to explain what happened last night, but although nothing really happened last night, it didn't seem very good to spend a night with a group of drinking and racing cars... So at first I wanted to explain things concealed.

As a result, Osamu Dazai played tricks on Chuya, which caused my plan to fail.

Sooner or later I'm going to flay him alive.

...Dead stripping is also fine.

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Dad blew his beard and stared at me for a long time because of this, but after I brazenly acted like a baby at him in front of several subordinates and rolled around in his arms, his old face finally couldn't hold it anymore, and he took me off his body Pulling it off, he said, "It's all the overlord of one side, what's the matter?"

"It's out of place just because it's the overlord," I said.

"Okay." Dad was amused by my success.

And whether it was Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuya, or Mori Ogai were quite shocked by my actions just now, and I reckoned that my coquettish appearance also shocked them.However, the possibility of them being frightened by my thick skin is not ruled out.But this is unlikely, because Osamu Dazai and Mori Ogai have thicker skins than me.

This day passed happily and happily, and in the evening it was the traditional moon-watching banquet, which was held on the roof of the Barbara building. Of course, the Blue Clan did not come this time, only a few people from Barbara, some of me, and Akashi and trace department.

By the way, Mori Ogai didn't hang out with us last night, but Osamu Dazai said that he regretted it after hearing that he had the benefit of spending the night with me after the night of fooling around (...), I don't know if it's true or not , laugh to death.

As for Akashi, he had something to do last night, so he didn't come.

The glutinous rice dumplings eaten during the moon viewing, that is, Tsukimi dumplings, were made by Kusanagi Izumo, ten bundles of Tatara, and a troublemaker me in the afternoon.After processing the soaked glutinous rice, put it into a steamer, pierce a few holes with chopsticks, and then heat for 30 minutes, then put the steamed glutinous rice in a basin to cool down, and then knead the balls.Of course, you can knead it into any shape, even GG.As long as someone eats it.

sorry what was i thinking...

And the Miscanthus accompaniment for viewing the moon was picked by Dazai Zhongya and a few people from Barbara.

Eating delicious mooncakes and tasting green tea that I don't understand, I feel pretty good.

After that, Zhou Fangzun smashed his mouth and said: "The bird can fade out of his mouth." He ordered ten bunches of Duo Liang to bring wine.

I am naturally cheering for his decision.

And Gagu Du Xuanshi sighed "young man" and continued to drink tea indifferently. I think he has become more and more scary over the years.And he cheats ghosts, he was hotter than all of us combined when he was young.After all, my mother was the first to conceive me... Hehe.

But it's not like some foreign spirits. The ten bunches of Tatara brought plum wine, which tastes sour and sweet.

Now even if I am asked to drink strong wine, I can't drink it, and I guess everyone present can't drink it—after all, we drank too much last night.

"Chuya, the way you look in the morning really makes me laugh." Osamu Dazai laughed happily: "I really want to dedicate my whole life to you hahaha."

"I beat you to death now, hahaha, that's the end of your life, and it's considered fulfilling what you just said." Zhong also said angrily.

Tokuta Tara was a little worried, and he asked Oda Sakunosuke who was sitting between the two, "Is this okay?"

Oda Sakunosuke replied: "This wine is really delicious."

Ten bundles of Tatara: "Huh?"

Oda Sakunosuke: "Huh?"

I almost died laughing, "Don't worry, those two actually have a very good relationship."

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched: "Boss, you are boring."

Zhong Yuanzhong also almost sprayed wine: "Huh? Me? With this guy?"

I shrugged my shoulders: "Look?"

Ten bundles of Tatara: "Oh~ just like Hatta and Fushimi."

Misaki Hatta: "Huh? Me? With that guy?"

Ten bundles of Tatara looked at me: "Right?"

"Yes." I said, "Same sentence pattern."

Everyone laughed this time, and Zhong Yuanzhong also muttered: "Try to change the sentence next time."

I lay boneless in Kagutsu Hyunshin's arms, Mori Ogai shook his head and sighed, usually this position is actually his.

Um, I didn't mean that he was lying in Gagudu Xuanshi's arms, but I was leaning on him.cough.Please don't get me wrong.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about these things, let's toast tonight!" I said, raising the plum wine.

"Cheers!" Everyone said in unison.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!Everyone!

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Actually double update!