Queen of Yokohama [Comprehensive]

01.

Not long after Irie Shoji and I rang the doorbell, someone answered the door. It was Oda Sakunosuke.He was wearing a green checkered apron, and with his dark red hair, there was a wonderful combination of red and green.

"Ah...it's you." Oda Sakunosuke was stunned and said.

At this moment, the sound of thumping footsteps came from the room, and the level of joy was either a child or an adult like Dazai Osamu.

Then it turned out to be two children who ran out.

"Wow, she is a beautiful sister." said the little boy in the lead.

"Welcome!" said another child.

Then another little girl appeared, and the little girl asked timidly, "Odasaku, who are they?"

"Hmm..." Oda Sakunosuke pondered, thinking of an appropriate way to say it.

I also understood that he didn't want the children to be frightened because of my identity, so I said, "I am the one who sent Oda to make this house."

At first, the boy showed an expression of sudden realization, and then said, "Oh! You are the woman who raised Odasaku!"

After he finished speaking, everyone was shocked.

Irie Shoji over there leaned on the wall and started coughing earth-shatteringly.

The corner of Oda Sakunosuke's mouth slid down: "Xingsuke, don't talk nonsense."

I thought in my heart that Oda Sakunosuke also had normal thinking, and would feel like a child talking nonsense in this situation.It seems that Oda Sakunosuke is not completely natural...

"The other party is a noble lord, and it's not my turn to take care of him." Oda Sakunosuke continued.

I:"……"

Irie Masaji: "Cough cough cough!!!"

I was wrong.I shouldn't think that Oda Sakunosuke is a normal person.

"...so why?" I asked him with dead fish eyes.

"Whether it's Dazai, Nakahara, Ango or Morinaga, they are much better-looking than me." Oda Sakunosuke said sincerely: "And they have very interesting personalities, and they don't have children yet. Obviously, they are quite suitable candidates for foster care."

... This answer is very strong.

The corner of my mouth twitched, "You know so much...then do you know why I let Xiao Zheng be my secretary?"

"...huh?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

Irie Shoji: "Huh?"

"Because he has red hair like you, so I can look at him every day and think of you. This is the so-called principle of thinking about people when seeing things. Oh yes, I regard him as your substitute." I said sadly : "Because you don't follow me, Odasaku."

Irie Masahiro: "...Pfft."

The children of Oda Sakunosuke over there all opened their eyes wide.

"Odasaku, how could you do this!"

"Odasaku, you also taught us the law of equal exchange. If someone gives you money and a house, you should give him your heart and body!"

"Yes, yes, Odasaku, we're fine!"

"As a gangster 丨 gangster 丨 Odasaku, you are simply too irresponsible!"

Irie Shoji next to him had a twitching look on his face, but was amused by the children of Oda Sakunosuke.

And Sakunosuke Oda, who was at the center of the topic, pondered for a few seconds, raised his head, and responded to everything: "Do you want to come in for dinner?"

This response is very Odasaku.

"Okay." I replied instead of Irie Shoji.

02.

Because of the addition of two more people, Oda Sakunosuke cooked two more dishes.

Irie Shoji got along well with the children very quickly. He has a good personality and mentality, and he is also very patient.But I am different, I don't like children, I think children are very annoying when they are noisy, my "like" for children is the same as "like" for pets, they are obedient, clever and quiet It's fine there, just let me pinch my face or something, nothing more.

When I was bored, I wandered over to the kitchen to watch Oda Sakunosuke cook. It is said that the food he cooks is quite delicious, which is different from Dazai Osamu's dark cuisine.

Speaking of which, the few people around me seem to know how to cook, Dazai Osamu can cook, but no one dares to eat it, Mori Ogai can also cook, but he always uses measuring cups and droppers when cooking, and pursues the most accurate ratio. Class, I was so tired looking at it.But the finished product is still good - because his knife ♂ workmanship and fire ♂ are first-rate.

I know, it is practiced from the human body.

Whenever I think like this, I feel that Mori Ogai's fan has no soul.

Ozaki Momiji also cooks, and is good at making the most traditional Japanese dishes.When she was studying under Sixteen Nights Red Moon, she learned all aspects (referring to all aspects that can seduce men).After all, as the saying goes, the way to capture a man's heart is to capture their stomach first.

But Koye Ozaki doesn't like to cook. As one of her top five cadres, at present, as long as I don't force her to cook for me, no one can force her to cook for me.

Perhaps it can be said that the man who made her willing to wash her hands has already left completely, so she completely gave up on this.

Right now, watching Oda Sakunosuke cook is the most normal, and he looks like a chef.He was cutting meat when I came in, I leaned on it for a while and asked, "Do you need my help?"

The kitchen utensils on his side seem to be quite complete, including Chinese food, Western food, and Japanese food.

"Help me get the lottery." Oda Sakunosuke said, "It's on the second cabinet."

He is very slippery at ordering people around.

I found the stick and rinsed it with water. He had already put the meat slices on the barbecue grill.

Then he cut the rest into pieces and threaded them skillfully on sticks.These pieces of meat were sprinkled with some fruit juice, and the rich fruity and oily aroma immediately permeated the kitchen, forming a unique taste.

The meal was not prepared quickly, and it was almost half an hour after the two dishes were finished.The children of Oda Saku came in obediently to serve the dishes. I leaned against the door and watched Oda Sakunosuke who was washing his hands.

He turned around and saw that I was still there, and seemed to be slightly taken aback.

The smell of food in the kitchen is still quite obvious, but there are only two of us left, and there is no sound of cooking just now, so it is obviously still the same kitchen, but the atmosphere seems to be a little different.

"How does it feel?" I looked into his eyes and asked.

It has always been believed that the eyes are the windows of the soul, and many things can really be seen from a person's eyes.Osamu Dazai's emptiness, decadence and madness, Mori Ogai's profundity and coldness, Ozaki Koyo's traditional feminine gentleness and lingering coldness...

But Oda Sakunosuke, in many cases, is like a nine-to-five office worker.

He was genuinely worried about the price of goods, worried about the naughty children, and worried about the low wages.His troubles are real, and that's what makes it a little chilling.

I can't believe that the number one assassin in the dark world who used to dominate the world is actually willing to do so.

This is beyond my understanding, maybe Sakunosuke Oda himself can understand, maybe Osamu Dazai himself can understand, but I can't understand, so I won't let him go.Won't.

Oda Sakunosuke seemed to frown for a while, then he replied, "It's kind of warm."

"Huh?" I was stunned for a second, and then it suddenly dawned on me: "Are you referring to someone coming to your house as a guest, or is it the act of a woman cooking with you here and waiting to eat with you?"

Oda Sakunosuke thought for a few seconds: "I didn't think so much, I just felt a little warm, so I said... if you think about it." He began to frown, as if he was trying to think about where his "warm feeling" came from. come.

I kind of want to laugh, Oda Sakunosuke's way of thinking is really cute.

"Okay," I said, "don't think about it, come out to eat. The children are waiting."

Then Oda Sakunosuke said as if waking up from a dream: "Okay."

03.

Because I didn't come out, Irie Shoji didn't dare to move his chopsticks, and he told the children not to do it yet.

After I came out, I sat down, nodded to Masahiro Irie, first picked up the chopsticks and said, "I'm starting."

Then other talents also "I started".

Oda Sakunosuke's cooking skills are really good, and the steak in front of him is full of hot oil and fragrant.I can't tell what kind of meat it is. After all, I am a master who doesn't touch the sun with my ten fingers. After biting down, I found out that it is lamb meat. The meat is quite delicate. In the mouth, it stimulates the excitement of the taste buds and is quite delicious.

Another side dish is fried rice cakes, a sweet treat.The outside is golden and crisp, and the taste of burnt fragrance is excellent, but the inside is soft and sweet, sweet and glutinous, crisp and full of fragrance.

"Korean food." I took a bite of fried rice cakes and said.

"Actually, rice cakes come from China." Oda Sakunosuke said, "It's just that Korean cuisine also likes to use them... and Koreans also know it."

"We're going to look far away, is there anything that's still ours...?" I asked.

"Hmm... makes sense." Oda Sakunosuke said.

Chatting with Oda Sakunosuke is very easy, his thinking is very unconstrained, in fact, our topics jump quite a lot, often we are still talking about this matter one second, and jump to completely unrelated things the next second.

Irie Shoji, who was next to him, felt extremely sick to his stomach.

I said: "I went to class last time, and then a student complained to me that she went out to work, and every time she made cones for others, it was more practical. The manager asked her if the person who bought the cones was a relative, and if she said no, the relatives would It’s not that your relatives make so many cones, and you will make so many when your relatives come.” Sometimes it’s not appropriate to tell Dazai Nakaya Mori Ogai about these funny things encountered in school, and they can’t get the joke.

Odasaku nodded suddenly: "So next time the manager asks, I really have to answer - they are my relatives."

"Hahaha, that's fine, cut off the problem at the source?" I feel that Oda Saku is really interesting, and I can really get a lot of fun from him.

"After all, love each other for the global village... Isn't there a theory for a long time?" Oda Sakunosuke said quite seriously: "So we are all one family."

"Yeah, after closing the door, we are all one family, and then we are talking about incest." I was talking nonsense.

"Eh... this is not good." Oda Sakunosuke said.

"Eh..." Irie Masaji tried to interrupt.

I said suddenly: "So I thought about it, how should the student respond to the manager?"

"How do you respond?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"Just tell the manager that you can't eat ice cream when your relatives come." I said.

Oda Sakunosuke pondered for a few seconds, "Oh, that makes sense."

Irie Shoji: "..."

He wants to die.

He felt that his logic and IQ were being severely ravaged by these two people.

...but what a joy it is.

……Right.

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The author has something to say:

Laughing to death, thinking about Odasaku's reaction in my mind, it caused my whole thinking to become sabi.But it's so cute! ! !

Let's Conspiracy Theory

In "Yokohama Love Daily", I set the source of Oda Sakunosuke's ability as [book], and then because of fate, Natsume Soseki asked Oda Saku to give up killing people. This is the price for Oda Sakuno when he got the ability.

In this article, we change the angle.

1. Natsume Soseki asked Odasaku to give up killing people.

2. Such Oda Saku became Osamu Dazai's friend.

3. The death of Oda Sakunosuke made Osamu Dazai go to the Armed Detective Agency

4. Osamu Dazai became an important member of the Armed Detective Agency, and the relationship between Natsume Soseki and the Armed Detective Agency is quite deep

Look directly at the first and fourth articles, and think carefully → Then Natsume Soseki immediately became a Dumbledore-style character. . .