Queen of Yokohama [Comprehensive]

01.

halloween.

Halloween, also known as All Saints' Day, is a traditional festival in the West on November 11st every year.Just like Christmas Eve, which is very lively on Christmas Eve, October 1, the eve of Halloween, is the most lively moment of this festival.By the way, in Chinese, Halloween is often mistakenly translated as All Saints' Day. ①

In the past few days, Hong Kong and Heilongjiang have also put on Halloween costumes. As soon as you enter the leader's building, you can see a large jack-o-lantern standing in the center.The decoration was originally in charge of Oda Sakunosuke. He handed it over to Xingsuke. Xingsuke still has a little childish nature, so he ran around to make the five buildings fancy, but it was also lively and interesting.

The origin of Halloween jack-o'-lanterns can be traced back to the ancient Irish legend. A man named Jack played tricks on the devil, so he went to heaven without hair and could not enter hell after death. His undead was illuminated by a small candle to guide him. Wander between heaven and earth.And that candle was originally placed in a hollowed out radish. Later, people found that pumpkins were better carved, so Halloween jack-o-lanterns became popular.

This was told to me by Keigo Atobe. Two days ago we had a video conference with Seijuro Akashi. After talking about the business, Akashi started working, but I didn’t turn off the video, and Atobe and I chatted casually.Atobe asked me if I would come to Tokyo for Halloween, I gave a negative answer, he expressed regret objectively, and then told me that I would receive the Halloween gift he gave me tomorrow.

Since that horrible kissing incident, I have had as much contact with Akashi and Atobe as before. Even if it is not convenient to meet each other, we often call and chat after video conferences like this are also very common.Both of them will give me gifts on various festivals, but I feel that Atobe’s gifts are becoming more and more casual, or more and more indulgent. Sometimes it is a precious necklace that appears in a certain magazine, and sometimes it is a flower in the flower bed at home. roses...

Oh yes, there was a time when Keigo Atobe got up in the morning and saw the roses in the flower bed blooming just right, and then he picked one of them, called the housekeeper, and said, send this to Aye.

housekeeper:……

The butler hurriedly used a private jet to find someone to take flowers from Tokyo to Yokohama.

I was discussing with several cadres the issue of adjusting the internal structure. When the roses came in, I really couldn't laugh or cry.

Atobe, you are enough.

In contrast, Akashi Seijuro's gifts are much more normal, and it can be seen that they are carefully prepared every time, and their practical value is quite high. ——My current gun was given to me by Akashi on my last birthday, a pistol made by a master weapon maker that can carry supernatural powers.

"But I think this legend sounds a bit logically broken." I said this to Keigo Atobe.

"There are indeed some." Keigo Atobe said.

"Speaking of the Irish, the Irish gang in Europe is really difficult." I said with emotion.

"Oh." Keigo Atobe said, "Although I don't suggest you tell me about the dark world, I don't mind if you want to talk."

"Then let's not talk about it." I said, "Speaking of which, a child of my colleague's family is studying in Australia. He told me yesterday that his school sold special insect jam sandwich ice cream."

Atobe Keigo: "...what a non-gorgeous thing."

Akashi Seijuro was looking down at the document, but he raised his head and said, "What?"

"I feel that Seijuro is a bit curious." I commented, "After listening to it, I feel that the last time I was so surprised was when I saw our people make a pearl milk tea plane丨 cup."

This is true, not made up by me.The popularity of pearl milk tea in Japan... For example, a milk tea shop in a shopping mall opened some time ago. On the first day of opening, customers lined up in a long line. It was exaggerated that it took five hours to get in.A Taiwanese netizen complained: It may not take so long to fly from Japan to Taiwan to buy milk tea.Pearl milk tea has also been developed in various strange ways, such as pearl poached eggs, pearl mapo tofu (vomit).Then, TENGA recently launched a bubble tea airplane cup.

...that's insane.

Keigo Atobe choked, "Please don't say such unglamorous things in front of two men, woman."

"It's not particularly gorgeous. TENGA is a big brand anyway." I said, "Actually, I plan to let Hong Kong and black people also get involved in this industry. It feels quite profitable."

Atobe Keigo:"……"

Akashi Seijuro nodded: "It's indeed a good idea, but the current domestic competition in the field of sex toys is actually much fiercer than imagined."

"For example, I can invite some famous people to conduct product evaluations, or say that this is a sex toy made by gangsters. This is also a selling point, which can satisfy some curiosity-seeking psychology." I thought for a while and said: "So Jing Wuzheng Juro, are you coming to test my future products?"

In fact, I said the last sentence is purely a joke.

Atobe Keigo raised his eyebrows, and smiled like a slutty playboy, but this smile is also pretty: "How to evaluate, I can consider it if I evaluate with you."

I was shocked: "Jingwu, your words are a bit coquettish."

Akashi Seijuro looked back at the document and commented: "It's too low." Then he said: "I prefer to use myself."

I:……

Me: "Hey, you are not doing well!"

Well, today's topic has deflected to such an indescribable level.I repent, I repent.

But the two of them are obviously not very good!

ah!Why did our pure friendship when we were young become what it is today!The adult world is so crumbling!

qaq...

02.

Today is October 10st. Two days ago, I summoned all the five cadres, and invited some senior cadres from the Purgatory House, and asked them to come here before tonight.To put it simply, in the name of spending Halloween together, we can communicate and promote each other's feelings, and also increase the familiarity with each other, so that future work will run more smoothly.

Today they must arrive in Yokohama one after another. I arranged for Irie Shoji to be the receptionist. He has been busy since early morning.

Speaking of which, I originally thought I could relax for two days during this time, but as a result, with the arrival of Halloween, another group of ghosts and ghosts made troubles under my nose, which made me so annoying that I was so irritable that I wanted to kill.And I did.

During this period of time, I lived at home - that home refers to the sea view room.But Sakunosuke Oda is not at home these days, he is working day and night in the Ganghei Building, everyone is working very hard.except me.

It was rare for him to come back last night, and he fell asleep as soon as he got home.I went out to find something to eat at night and found a wild Oda Sakunosuke on the sofa in the living room. I tilted my head and looked at him for a few seconds. His sleeping face was still very calm. He was a man with a beard, but he was not annoying. He himself There is an air in it.

I walked over and poked him on the shoulder, and the next second he was directly under him and put a gun to his head.

His movements are fast, in fact I can be faster, but I have no desire to resist, but blinked slowly.

Oda Sakunosuke's gaze was quite cold at this time, like ice cubes soaked in the twilight, I saw my own shadow in his mirror-like eyes, so my figure was immersed in a deep and cold shadow.

Quite good looking.I thought.

I blinked again, then touched his shoulder irregularly, and then slowly slid under his arm.My fingers traced the texture of the muscles on his arms, ah, the third head and the second head are quite strong... Odasaku is a typical man who looks thin when he wears clothes and takes off his clothes.I have seen.I stumbled in by mistake when he was taking a shower. In fact, he had finished washing and was wiping his body, so there was no sound of water in it, so I went in with a bang, and then... um... the deliciousness of Oda Sakunosuke's figure made me from now on Had a dream of opening a harem.

Unfortunately not.Woohoo.

When he touched his waist, he finally blinked, the coldness in his eyes faded, and turned into a bit of sleepiness with a daze, "It's you, Boss."

It's a pity, now that I'm awake, it seems that I can't take advantage of the chaos to do more.

I lowered my head and glanced at him: "You stood up."

Oda Sakunosuke said shamelessly, "I'm sorry."

I let out a "hmm", feeling that his response really made people less human, so I patted him on the back, "Come on, be careful next time you reflexively treat me like this, and I will also reflexively treat you." You have a big hole in your chest."

Of course I understand that he did this on conditional reflex before.

But wow, my majestic Hong Kong black boss actually had a day when he was suppressed by someone.

"It's because the Boss won't do that, so the ability didn't remind me." Oda Sakunosuke said sullenly: "If the Boss really did that, I'll wake up without fail."

"That's true." I agreed with his statement, and then I poked his chest: "Aren't you going to get up?"

"I'm so tired." He said so, and he let go of his hand and pressed it on me like this.Anyway, I was a person weighing more than 100 kilograms. I was so pressed that I couldn't help coughing.

"Hey..." I pushed him.

He reached out and hugged me tightly, "I'm so sleepy," he said.

Isn't this raspy?

Or is Oda Saku acting like a baby with me?

I couldn't laugh or cry, although I was thinking wow this is not good, but my body didn't move and I let him hug me.Hmm... that feels good too.

Ah, how can you refuse the coquettish Odasaku!

Then we fell asleep together, and I woke up after about an hour of sleep - because I was a little out of breath from being pressed by him.I pushed him twice, "wake up."

Oda Sakunosuke opened his eyes, "What?"

"I'm hungry." I said confidently, "You've had enough rest, go and make me something to eat."

Oda Sakunosuke was dazed for a few seconds, then got up from me, "Okay." He said so, then took off his coat and threw it on the sofa, and then went to the kitchen, but he didn't ask me what I wanted to eat, because he knew what I wanted to eat. After all, we have lived together for so long.I looked at his back and thought, he is really hardworking.

Oda Sakunosuke is a good man.

I sat on the sofa for a while, then stood up and moved my body, and then went to the kitchen to watch Oda Sakunosuke cook.

Sakunosuke Oda is cooking ramen.He used pork bones to make bone broth for later use, and the color and quality are very good. When I took something out of the refrigerator last time, I saw that his pork bone soup had congealed into a jelly-like shape, and it looked very delicious. .But it was impossible for me to cook by myself, so I salivated at the tonkotsu soup in the refrigerator, and at the same time called Xiaozheng and asked him to send me a tonkotsu ramen.

Fresh milk is added to the pre-cooked soup after it is boiled. Oda Sakunosuke is good at cooking and has a complete range of ingredients at home.In the past, when Mori Ogai was here, he occasionally cooked. To my surprise, Mori Ogai was also very good at cooking.However, Sakunosuke Oda criticized Mori Ogai for having no soul in cooking. I thought at the time, what’s the matter, the ingredients should glow when eating, or it would be gasping and eating like in the anime "Spirit of the Halberd" chun丨Is it like medicine?Is this what it means to have a soul?

This idea stopped when I watched how Mori Ogai cooked.

To put it simply, Mori Ogai cooks very accurately, and even uses measuring cups and electronic scales to measure the kind.For example, if the recipe says, "four grams of salt", he really weighs out four grams of salt... As for the appropriate amount of XXX in some recipes, he will put up a formula in his brain and think about the proportion of the ingredients/seasonings in the total ingredients. What is the percentage of the seasoning? Finally, calculate the accurate data and implement it...

This is really a soulful way of cooking.

The soup was cooking over there, and Oda Sakunosuke cut the sauced beef into thick slices on the other side, and then sliced ​​the eggs into thin shreds.He does this while he's smoking a cigarette, and I'm always worried that he's dropping ashes on the ingredients, but that never happens.

While he was cutting crab sticks, I walked over and hugged him from behind.

He bit his cigarette and said, "Don't make trouble, we're cooking."

"Will you eat first or me first?" I asked.

Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while and said, "Let's cook first."

I let out a muffled laugh, what an incomprehensible guy, then I let go of him, reached out and pinched his chin to make him turn his head, then kissed him, "Okay, keep doing it."

"Okay." Oda Sakunosuke replied.

In the kitchen is the unique aroma of tonkotsu ramen, delicious and delicious, because it is winter and the temperature is cold, so the kitchen is full of steam.

The atmosphere is not bad.

I leaned against the kitchen door and watched Oda Sakunosuke's busy back, and said.

"Do you want seaweed?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"Yes," I said, "I want a double."

"Okay." Oda Sakunosuke replied.

It's beautiful.

I really hope that Sakunosuke Oda thinks this is also beautiful, and I hope that Osamu Dazai thinks this is also beautiful.If they don't go after what they want, it would be great if they are all by my side.I couldn't help thinking of it that way.

Wow.I'm so greedy.

I was amused by myself.

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This chapter is so beautiful