My baby tame dyed bandages to become semen

After waking up today, a little accident happened.

According to my usual habit, I wanted to reach out to fish for Azhi, but my arm moved on the bed for a long time, but nothing was caught.

Feeling something was wrong, I sat up all of a sudden.

I stared blankly at my hands.

"Xiyue?"

Aji probably sensed my movements.

He called me in a daze.

I pursed my lips, not wanting to make a sound.

Aji, who didn't get an answer, came to his senses.

He raised his head, his iris eyes widened instantly.

"Yuyue!"

Aji jumped out of bed and lifted me up.

"Is today a limited holiday?"

Said and turned around.

"Children's Day gift?"

"Aji, let me down!"

The milky voice was very different from usual.

Even I, after turning into a six-year-old, can't match the strength of the adult Aji.

"do not want!"

Aji immediately shook his head.

"It's been a long time since I saw the little Xiyue! It's so cute! Is this what it feels like to be a father?"

"You've only seen it before in the turbulent time."

"That doesn't count, I also became smaller at that time, so it's not as interesting as it is now."

Aji is eager to try.

"Let me take care of the smaller Xiyue."

There were no suitable clothes at home, so Azhi could only cut his adult sportswear short and put it on me.

I couldn't bear to look straight at myself in the glasses, the empty sleeves and trouser legs, and the trousers tied up with tape.

It seemed that the whole body was full of a sense of desolation and desolation.

I called Narumi-san directly and asked him to bring a set of children's clothes later.

Then Azhi suddenly burst into paternal love. He not only brushed my teeth and washed my face, but also put on a bib, made milk and oatmeal by himself, and watched me eat with his chin propped up.

I really want to tell him that even if he is a father, he will not arrange every detail clearly.

At the dinner table, I am eating today's breakfast.

Due to the smaller relationship, my meal time is longer than usual.

"Don't keep staring at me."

I can't stand it.

"Eat your own first."

"Who knows when Xiyue changed back again. It's one less thing to see~"

I took Azhi's bowl, dug a large spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth.

Aji ate it in one bite with great cooperation.

It would be better if you don't stare at me the whole time.

About 10 minutes after finishing breakfast, the doorbell rang.

I couldn't wait to run to open the door for Narumi-san, but before I could take a few steps, I was hugged by Azhi with one hand.

"Oh, how can I bother the kid to open the door~ I can just come."

I suspect that Aji's head is also affected.

"Dazai-kun."

As soon as Naruto Haisang met him, he greeted Aji with a puzzled expression on his face, and was about to ask why he was wearing children's clothes.Then I saw me in Azhi's arms, as if struck by lightning, in a trance, muttering words.

"Where did the child come from... so similar to the boss..."

"Naromi-san, it's me."

I motioned for Aji to put me down.

Narumi-san confirmed with trembling fingers, "Boss?"

"Yes, it's me."

Naruto seemed to heave a sigh of relief after recovering.

"Boss, do you know what's going on?"

Putting on the short sleeves and overalls brought by Narumi-san, I finally got rid of the embarrassing situation.

"I don't know for the time being." I straightened the folds of my cuffs with satisfaction, "But it's okay, it should recover after a while. It's not convenient for me to go to the company in this situation, and I will leave it to you to build the dream."

"Zou-kun and the others, I will explain." Narumi-san turned to Aji, "Then the boss will leave it to you, Dazai-kun."

"Very happy."

Aji was still in a very excited state. When Narumisan and I were discussing the current situation, he was holding a terminal to inquire about some strange questions.

such as……

How to be a good dad.

What a six year old likes.

How to get along well with young people.

"I'm just a smaller body, but I'm actually still an adult mind."

I remind Azhi not to wishful thinking.

It's not that I'm six years old and he can be my father.

If my father knew that Azhi wanted to take his place, he would definitely jump his feet, and no one would persuade him.

"I always want to know how adults can get along with children~ I can't treat Yuzuki the way I treat my lover. I'm not a hentai like Mr. Mori, I'm a law-abiding citizen."

Aji speaks eloquently.

How am I going to tell Ah Ji the fact that he looks like Sam now?

Forget it, he'll be happy.

Please Narumi-san send us to the detective agency.

I rejected Aji's offer to hug me.

So he led me upstairs.

I inadvertently glanced at Azhi's slender white fingers wrapped around my short, fleshy hands.

Tentatively squeezed hard.

Aji didn't have much reaction.

I always feel awkward.

I haven't felt this kind of powerlessness in my childhood since I started learning gymnastics with my father for a long time.

However, after arriving at the office of the detective agency, there are still greater challenges waiting for me.

"Huh? Is this Yuzuki-san's younger brother! So cute!"

As soon as Naomi-san saw me, she couldn't wait to squat down.

"Xiyue-san only has one older brother, so it's almost like Xiyue-san's illegitimate son depending on his age."

Dun Jun's complaints are just passing by.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Dubu dropped the notebook by mistake, and said in a daze, "Bastard? Impossible! Senior brother is not such a person..."

Dun Jun was shocked and frantically picked up Dubu Jun's notebook.

"Kunikida-san, I was just joking! Take heart!"

"Ah, the soul has come out."

Kyoka-san looked curiously at the gradually fading Dubu-kun.

"Okay, stop playing."

Uncle Fukuzawa and Ranpo-san came out together after receiving the news.

"Akatsuki's power has gone wrong?"

"Uncle Fukuzawa, Ranpo-san." I greeted and explained: "I can feel that it's not a big problem, and it should recover after a while."

Uncle Fukuzawa nodded.

"In that case, you can rest assured to stay in the detective agency."

Uncle Fukuzawa told Aji seriously, "Dazai, before Akatsuki recovers, your task is to keep an eye on him. This is the official commission from Zhumeng."

"Understood, President."

Aji looked very satisfied.

After Uncle Fukuzawa left, Ranpo-san took out a bunch of snacks from the box on the desk and put them in front of me.

"Ranpo-sama wants to get smaller too! I heard that Yokohama Amusement Park is offering unlimited candy to children under the age of six."

Ranpo-san looked at me longingly.

I thank him for his kindness.

"Even if Ranbu-sang bribes me, I don't know what's going on for the time being."

Ranpo-san tore open the packaging bag of the snacks.

"You'll know anyway."

"hope so."

I sighed.

Then I was surrounded by several girls from the detective agency.

"The diminutive Yuzuki-san looks so serious!"

Naomi-san pinched my face happily.

If it wasn't for Tanizaki-kun pulling her, I doubt she wanted to press me into her arms.

"Naomi, Yuzuki-san is not a real child."

"Xiyue, do you want me to do an autopsy to see what happens to the body of a child when an adult becomes a child?"

Akiko-sang's eyes lit up red.

I consciously stay away from her.

"Don't bother Akiko-san."

"What a pity~"

Kyoka-san compared the heights of the two of us with his hands.

"so small."

"Yuzuki-san seems to have changed back to six or seven years old."

Dun Jun conjectures.

Suddenly, a pair of hands lifted me above my head.

I shook my legs uncomfortably.

"It's the six-year-old Xiyue."

Azhi was triumphant.

"So I'm going to take Xiyue to the amusement park."

After speaking, he fished me out of the encirclement.

"Dazai, the president said that your job is to look after your brother."

Dubu Jun, who has returned to his soul, stops Azhi's footsteps.

"Children should go to the amusement park to celebrate Children's Day. I will take a good look at Xiyue."

Azhi led me to bypass Mr. Dubu.

He waved casually to everyone in the detective agency.

"Let's go, bye."

On the way to the amusement park, I watched the changing scene outside the car window.

"Are you really going to the amusement park?"

"Of course, I didn't go there when I was a child. It's not bad to take Xiyue to go now."

Aji hummed a tune in a good mood.

"It's such an interesting day that you don't get moldy at a detective agency."

"I just think that Azhi probably won't like the amusement park on Children's Day."

After getting off the car, facing the crowd of people in front of him, Azhi stopped hesitantly.

"Are there so many people in the amusement park?"

We bought tickets and stepped into the amusement park.At a glance, there are endless crowds in the park.

Most are combinations of parents with children.

As soon as there are many children, they tend to cry easily.

There were cries and laughter in the ears one after another, plus parents' persuasion and coaxing, and children's music played on the radio.

For those with keen hearing, it is simply a huge torture.

When I was a child, my parents and I never went to the amusement park during the holidays.

Among other things, look at the long queues turning around in front of each facility, and spend the whole day in the queue.

Azhi was stunned by this lively scene.

"I also want to take Xiyue to ride the roller coaster, jump off the building, and take the Ferris wheel to the merry-go-round."

He glanced at the team in front of the carousel, and at the brilliant sun above his head.

"It's not even our turn when it's dark."

I tugged on Azhi's sleeve, pointed to the fast food restaurant on the map and said, "Let's go here, it's too hot outside."

Azhi can only compromise in the face of the crowd.

We managed to find a vacant seat in the fast food restaurant. While feeling the coolness of the air conditioner, I drank refreshing orange juice, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Children are so easy to get hot.

"I thought it would be romantic to come to an amusement park for the holidays."

Azhi, who was severely hit by reality, drank Coke listlessly.

"Today is Children's Day, not Valentine's Day, nor Christmas. Has Azhi ever been to an amusement park before?"

He shook his head slowly.

"I've thought about jumping off a roller coaster or a Ferris wheel before, but it's not at all hearty to commit suicide amidst the screams of the crowd, and there's no need to go to an amusement park."

He regained his composure in an instant.

"Although the plan to play together fell through, Xiyue, let me order you a children's meal!"

Looking at Azhi's back in a hurry, I have nothing to say.

Does Azhi think that I don't know that these are the content of online questions and answers?

In the question of how to get along with juveniles, Gao Zan answered as follows:

First, you can take your children to the amusement park in your free time.

Second, go to the fast food restaurant and order a children's set meal for him after the end. The toys in the set meal are very popular among children.

third……

"Alice, you can't eat ice cream all the time! You'll get sick!"

An indescribable sense of familiarity awakens from the depths of memory.

"Rintaro is a big liar! You agreed to take me to the amusement park, but in the end you can only sit here and eat fast food, or a children's meal. I'm not a child!"

I turned around and saw that the blond girl in a dress scooped up a large scoop of ice cream bitterly. There were already several empty boxes in front of her.

Sensang persuaded with a bitter face: "Okay, okay, Alice is not a child. Next time, next time, I will definitely book the amusement park for you to play with."

"No, what's the point of playing alone."

"Then let me inquire, and come again when there are not many people. Alice, please forgive me, I can't continue eating ice cream."

Sensang's voice became smaller and smaller, and he casually looked in the direction where I was sitting.

There was a rather strange expression on his face.

"Too unlucky to meet Mr. Mori here."

Azhi, who just came back with a children's meal, looked disgusted.

Sensang reacted quickly. He took the little girl to sit in front of Azhi and me, and gave me a suspicious look.

"Didn't realize it, Dazai-kun, so you like children too."

"I'm different from Mr. Mori."

Azhi retorted very angrily. He took out a small bib from his pocket very naturally and tied it around my neck.

I was helpless.

"Even if Xiyue gets smaller, I will take good care of him."

"It's really unexpected, I thought it was your interest."

Sensang doesn't respond to Aji's sarcasm.

"Your Excellency Xiyue, good day." He first greeted me, and then talked to Azhi.

"But Dazai-kun is wrong about one thing. I am dedicated to Alice. When it comes to taking care of children, I am a professional."

Sensang meticulously wiped the ice cream off the little girl's mouth.

"Ha ha."

Azhi sneered, not to be outdone, and took extra care of me.

In the end, the two of them were reported by enthusiastic parents in the fast food restaurant because of their suspicious behavior.

"Sir, I've seen you twice this month."

In the police station, Alice Sang and I were sitting on the side eating a small cake handed to us by the police lady.

Aji and Sensang sit side by side to be educated by Mr. Police Officer.

"Officer Oda, I just want my child to eat more regular meals. She has been eating ice cream. I am very worried."

Sensang explained to the police officer as if he was worried about the parents of the child.

Miss Police Officer looked at Alice San with concern.

"Who told Rintaro to be so annoying! Don't let people eat ice cream."

Her pampered look is natural, and the police present are used to it.

"What about you? What's the matter with you?"

The police officer turned to Azhi.

"I'm just discussing with that uncle about the experience of raising children. After all, it's my first time raising children."

Aji smiled innocently.

"What's your relationship?"

The police officer glanced at A Zhi suspiciously.

The police lady next to me was signaled, and asked me softly: "Little friend, do you know that big brother?"

"I know. He is me..."

Just as I was about to explain, Narumi-san who received the notification finally arrived.

He handed a stack of documents to Miss Police.

"Sorry, it's just a misunderstanding." Naruto apologized sincerely, "This is my boss' brother." He pointed at me, and then pointed in the direction where Azhi was.

"That's my boss's partner. The boss is on a business trip today, so I temporarily handed over my younger brother to Dazai-kun for a day."

The police lady took the document, which contained photos of me and Azhi's wedding scene. She looked at my face and believed in the relationship between me and the owner of the photo.

Miss Jingca handed over the information to Mr. Police Officer. He nodded and said to Azhi.

"In this case, you can leave after completing the formalities. Be careful next time in public."

The police officer said to Sensang: "As for you, you have to wait for your subordinates to come."

"It's really inefficient."

Azhi gloated at his misfortune, and then stretched and stood up.

"It's better to obey than to be respectful, I'll go first~"

"Dazai-kun, go slowly."

Sensang is calm and relaxed, and is very familiar with this process.

It was already evening when we left the police station.

Narumi-san is still processing the follow-up inside.

Aji led me home.

"Aji really hates Sensang."

"Of course, Mr. Sen is number one in terms of dislike, no one can be second."

I thought about it.

After returning home, Da Da Da ran to the bedroom, took out a card from the cabinet and handed it to A Zhi.

"Give you."

"what is this?"

"The expedited fee charged for repairing the Hong Kong and Black Building."

Azhi stopped playing cards for a moment.

Let me briefly explain a few words: "When Zhumeng signed the contract with Gang Hei, Mingjun had not joined Zhumeng. You also know the ability of Zuo Jun. Hong Kong Hei could not let Zuo Jun control the actual situation of the base camp when there is a choice. Situation. Because Hong Kong and Heihe do not accept Zuo Jun’s restoration, they can only use an expedited fee to invite Ming Jun to appear on the stage each time. This part is counted as my personal income and Ming Jun’s, and I will give it to you now.”

I motioned for him to put it away.

"I heard Ming Haisang said that Fei Sensang was very distressed every time he talked about urgent matters. Azhi should be very happy."

Aji frowned.

"That's great."

He politely put the card in his pocket.

"Tomorrow I will go to spend, and then I will send the bill to Mr. Mori."

I laughed, "Just be happy."

That night, Azhi patted me on the shoulder at nine o'clock to lull me to sleep on the grounds that children should go to bed early.

At zero o'clock, I turned back into an adult.

When I woke up, I found a spell next to my pillow.

"Specially made for Children's Day! Realize your childhood dream! Produced by Ghost Lantern, it must be a boutique."

Thinking about the day before Children's Day, Kishi-san and Oda Saku-san came to Yokohama to invite Aji and me to have dinner.

I think I know who the culprit is.

I picked up the spell and stuffed it under Aji's pillow.

Happy Children's Day, Aji.

I pressed a light kiss on his forehead and hugged him into dreamland.

The author has something to say: edited a little content.

Dazai: I am different from Mr. Mori.

When he woke up, he found Tuanzi Yuzuki.

Dazai: I am no longer a human being [gradually forest.jpg]

Just kidding, Dazai is very decent in taking care of the young Yuzuki.

Was it his fault that he entered the game? It was clearly Mr. Mori's fault!

Mr. Sen's idiotic behavior towards Alice is his humanoid ability, which is narcissism.

As for who cast the spell, it should be obvious~

Suck a wave of dumpling Xiyue back to blood!cute!