What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

Since you want to play, then play better.Ning Wenru stood up and shouted energetically: "Class!"

"Stand up!" Pang Zaiyuan's reaction was super fast, he immediately stood upright, his shoulders receded, his chest stood up, his fingers were straightened, and his posture was very correct.Then, Pang Zaiyuan said solemnly: "Good evening, teacher~ ouch~"

Obviously standing so upright and serious, with the appearance of a soldier who has been trained for a long time, but he is playing games with him!

This contrast!Ning Wenru couldn't help laughing, and then pinched his face with both hands to make himself look a little more serious, and said in a calm tone: "Good evening, my classmate, okay, class is starting. First, let's review our What I said in the last class, I wanted to let Pang learn about himself so that he could conduct a better interview. But Pang only completed a small part of the homework assigned last time."

"Yes!" Pang Zaiyuan held his head high, just like reporting the number of troops loudly during military training, and reported loudly with a strong voice: "The teacher didn't teach in detail, and the students feel that they don't know how to start. Please teacher Ning to demonstrate first. It is best to lead by example." , taught step by step, and it is easier for students to understand after careful observation.”

Look at this serious and serious posture, but saying such words!Ning Wenru almost burst out laughing, held back, and said, "Okay, teacher set an example, students, you don't have to be too nervous, class is not like training, you can relax a bit. Student Pang, go and get my ruler on the table. "

"Okay," Pang Zaiyuan went to get the 30cm stainless steel ruler, moved a stool behind Ning Wenru, and said, "Mr. Ning, you are tired, please sit down."

This student is very good!

But Ning Wenru did not sit down immediately, but directed Pang Zaiyuan to move the stool to the door of the bathroom, followed him, and said solemnly and honestly: "Okay, now continue with the homework you didn't finish last time, the teacher will teach you step by step. you."

"Okay, Teacher Ning." Pang Zaiyuan took off his black sweater a few times, and walked into the bathroom wearing a white shirt.

Ning Wenru also walked in, walked under the shower, and said, "Student Pang, sit on the stool, take a good look, study hard, don't disturb the teacher's teaching work if you have nothing to do, and don't move while sitting, so as not to affect the teacher's work." Other students."

"Yes!" Pang Zaiyuan walked out and sat on the stool at the door of the bathroom. His waist was straight, his hands were neatly placed on his knees, his eyes were fixed on Ning Wenru, and he was very serious in his study!

Ning Wenru turned around and adjusted the warm water, and said, "It's getting wet, do you still have couple clothes tomorrow?"

Pang Zaiyuan swallowed, his Adam's apple rolled, and his deep voice was moist: "There are still many, I bought a few new sets, and I can change them every day."

"Then I'll get wet." Ning Wenru adjusted the warm water, picked up the shower, and drenched from the left shoulder to the right shoulder. The warm water wet the white stand-up collar shirt and dyed the upper half of the shirt translucent. A large piece of white skin was exposed, clinging to the flat chest, but it was not transparent; while the lower part was not completely wet, only a line of translucent water marks appeared.

The mist was steaming, and there was a hazy beauty, which made Ning Wenru's skin look fairer and more moist.Pang Zaiyuan, who was ordered to sit still at the door of the bathroom, could not see clearly at all. His body suddenly leaned forward, his buttocks were hanging in the air, but he sat back immediately, his hands clenched his knees, and his trousers were caught in cobweb-like folds.

Ning Wenru reminded: "Students, once again, now is the time for observation and study. You must sit still and don't move around, so as not to affect other students' study!"

Pang Zaiyuan sat back firmly, and said in a deep voice: "Looking at the learning effect is not good, and the real knowledge comes from practice. Please teach me the teacher."

Although he spoke extremely honest words, the magnificent pen above Pang Zaiyuan's knee betrayed his thoughts!

Ning Wenru didn't want to give in to Pang Zaiyuan's desire so quickly, who made Pang Zaiyuan delay an assignment for so long!Ning Wenru raised his hand, and Pang Zaiyuan shut up cooperatively.Ning Wenru said frankly: "Before practice, you need to use theory to guide practice. Pang, please don't be restless. After the theoretical demonstration session is over, there will be opportunities for experiments."

After finishing speaking, Ning Wenru put his hands on the button of his collar and explained: "Although Pang did not finish his homework, the beginning of Pang's homework is very creative. The teacher likes it very much. I just demonstrated it to the whole class. The part to watch is the most creative part of Pang. But it has nothing to do with the focus of the homework. Next, the teacher will demonstrate to the students. Pang, come here and be a prop."

"Yes!" Pang Zaiyuan was very obedient, rushed over with a few strides, raised his hands and put them outside Ning Wenru's collar, obviously wanting to unbutton Ning Wenru.Ning Wenru slapped the back of Pang Zaiyuan's hand with a ruler, and reprimanded him, "Teaching props can't move by themselves."

Pang Zaiyuan put down his hands helplessly, and said, "The teacher must be very uncomfortable with the clothes sticking to his body. Dry yourself first, and be careful not to catch a cold."

Ning Wenru thought about it too. It was a waste of water resources to keep the shower on to maintain the temperature, so he turned off the shower and said, "Then get out of class is over first, and the teaching props should stand where they are."

As he spoke, Ning Wenru stood on tiptoe, covered Pang Zaiyuan's eyes with a towel, checked again carefully, and made clear the rule of not peeking, then took a combat bath by himself, and changed into pajamas within 5 minutes.

Ning Wenru didn't want Pang Zaiyuan, who was tall and fit, to see his body as thin as a bamboo pole with a small belly!At least you have to develop your abdominal muscles and reduce your belly, so that you won't be laughed at too much when you see it.

Because Pang Zaiyuan is too beautiful, whether it is appearance or lifestyle, Ning Wenru admires it.Therefore, Ning Wenru was subtly influenced by the person he admired without knowing it, and wanted to get closer to him, so that he could become the person he admired, making progress bit by bit.

Ning Wenru planned to ask Pang Zaiyuan to teach him how to strengthen his body, exercise together every day, and let Pang Zaiyuan look at his body after he achieved results.So now, Ning Wenru quickly changed his clothes while covering Pang Zaiyuan's eyes, then untied it, picked up the ruler, and continued to demonstrate by himself.

The size of the third year is basically determined, and Pang Zaiyuan also ate it for him, so there is nothing to be ashamed of.So Ning Wenru took out his soft pen and measured it with a steel ruler.

Pang Zaiyuan kept staring at it, and the reading said: "Eight centimeters, not too short."

"It's normal to be soft." Ning Wenru took out Pang Zaiyuan's and said, "You fouled! It's better to compare the state of my body, so make it smaller."

Pang Zaiyuan said: "Why don't we measure this state first? The students are dull and can't control it. Moreover, I would rather the teacher measure it with hands than with a ruler."

Ning Wenru looked up at Pang Zaiyuan and measured it with an iron ruler.It was found that his visual inspection was very accurate, and it turned out that it was really 20 centimeters!It will even grow a little bigger. It is really a pen that can be proud of the whole country. Ning Wenru is very envious.Playing with it casually, it is full of palms and feels very good in the hand, but it will be stained by pen water and a little sticky.

Ning Wenru played for a while, but Pang Zaiyuan didn't get smaller. Instead, he played more and more vigorously. He hugged Ning Wenru's shoulders to support his body, his muscles tensed, and he seemed to be enduring it very hard.

Ning Wenru pulled it out, and Pang Zaiyuan followed behind.Ning Wenru led Pang Zaiyuan to the bedside, and said: "Teaching aids, wait a moment, the teacher is going to demonstrate other techniques."

"Okay." Pang Zaiyuan, who was temporarily serving as a teaching prop, sat up straight holding a pen.

Ning Wenru washed his hands, went to the refrigerator to get the Coke he bought yesterday and a large paper cup, poured half a cup of Coke into the paper cup, and then walked towards Pang Zaiyuan.

"Student Pang, turn over on your stomach and take a push-up position. Yes, don't bend down. You can support it with your arms. It won't be so tiring. Straighten your legs, and I'll put the Coke down." Ning Wenru directed, The paper cup containing Coke was put in at an angle, and he stirred the Coke with Pang Zaiyuan's pen.

Pang Zaiyuan lowered his head and adjusted his posture, clenching his teeth tightly, the muscles in his arms became tighter, and his shoulders bulged.

Ning Wenru asked: "Don't bear it, tell me, how does it feel? Tell me in detail, I haven't tried it."

Pang Zaiyuan opened his lips, but he couldn't speak. It took a long time before he couldn't help panting heavily, and finally he uttered two words: "Ice, cool."

Ning Wenru kept fingering, and switched to his left hand to stir the ice-cola, and continued to ask: "Do you have any more detailed feelings?"

Pang Zaiyuan exhaled, and said: "I can't describe it, but it's very exciting—" Then Pang Zaiyuan's face suddenly turned cold, and he asked: "You have this expression, are you thinking about writing a novel? I checked the time, and when you meet Just touch my arm, and write the feeling of touching my arm in the text of my Japanese roommate that day."

Read the text and check the time!Why are you so serious!Ning Wenru quickened his finger movements, and forcefully argued: "The teacher wants to confirm the effect of the experiment and listen to the students' thoughts. After all, this experiment has not been done before, and the teacher has no idea."

The corner of Pang Zaiyuan's lips curled up: "Teacher, try it in a while, and you'll know if you don't."

Ning Wenru suddenly looked forward to it, and wiped the tip of the pen with his fingers a few times, Pang Zaiyuan couldn't laugh anymore, buried his head in his arms, his whole body was as tight as steel.Ning Wenru felt his thumb being washed by gusts of cool brush water, Pang Zaiyuan relaxed, turned over and lay flat to breathe.

Ning Wenru leaned over with an iron ruler, measured it, and said, "Fifteen! I suspect I used a fake ruler!"

Pang Zaiyuan asked: "How much older are you?"

Ning Wenru's voice was as small as a mosquito, and he couldn't hear it unless he put his ear close: "Fourteen."

Pang Zaiyuan gained strength, he sat up, and said with a smile, "It's not two centimeters more than the average, and it's pretty good."

Ning Wenru was dejected, lay down, and covered his head with the quilt.

Pang Zaiyuan's voice came through the quilt: "The experiment class has started, right? Then the student will help the teacher to measure it."

After a while, the quilt was lifted, and Ning Wenru felt a chill in his stomach. Something wrapped Ning Wenru's soft pointer, which was both cold and hot. Ning Wenru couldn't help shivering, and finally realized what Pang Zaiyuan had just experienced. What a feeling!

Immersed in ice water, the tiny air bubbles popped against the mucous membrane one by one. Such a subtle and cold feeling cannot be achieved by any method.There was also a soft and flexible tongue licking the air bubbles, Ning Wenru was so happy that he was going crazy, he sat up, his feet pressed against Pang Zaiyuan's shoulder uncontrollably, and his toes were clamped tightly.

After a while, the Coke slid down the corner of Pang Zaiyuan's lips. The amount was too much. Pang Zaiyuan swallowed all the Coke in his mouth, wiped the corners of his mouth with a paper towel, wiped Ning Wenru's pointer, and glanced at it again. , said: "So you are wearing a panda today, no wonder you have such a weird expression when you see me wiping my hair with a towel."

Ning Wenru asked, "How did you buy the panda towel? I thought you bought it because you saw me wearing it secretly."

Pang Zaiyuan gave Ning Wenru a quiet look, and said, "No, I just saw the pattern that you like, so I bought it. Do I look like someone who can wipe your face with your underwear?"

Ning Wenru covered his face and changed the subject: "How did you feel just now?"

Pang Zaiyuan smiled and said: "Sweet, mixed with the taste of cola."

Then, Pang Zaiyuan looked down, frowned and said, "Teacher, the experiment failed."

Ning Wenru: "Huh?"

Pang Zaiyuan said seriously: "The student is too dull. The first time he used Coke, the teacher made the teacher's one smaller and couldn't measure the bigger one. Please give the teacher a chance to allow the student to do the experiment again."

Ning Wenru's ears were red, and he said, "I agree, there are not many cokes, Pang should cherish the opportunity to experiment."

"Yes!" Pang Zaiyuan answered loudly and solemnly, and gave Ning Wenru two more tests before successfully measuring the size.

……

Ning Wenru measured all the dimensions of Pang Zaiyuan and recorded them. He indirectly used up all of Pang Zaiyuan's pen and ink, and his own pen and ink were running out, so he gave up.

The two lay tired on the comfortable quilt. Pang Zaiyuan held Ning Wenru's hand and said, "We will go back tomorrow. Happy birthday to Ning Ning today. Is Ning Ning happy today?"

Ning Wenru was actually quite satisfied today, but he still asked, "Is there any more? What about the cake?"

Pang Zaiyuan said: "Do you want a cake? My family never makes cakes for birthdays, so I forgot about it."

Ning Wenru said: "Oh, it's okay. I haven't celebrated my birthday for many years. The whole class gathers together to celebrate on one day. I'm very happy that you came here on purpose. By the way, when is your birthday?"

Pang Zaiyuan didn't blame Ning Wenru for not being clear, and said, "It's the Lantern Festival. I count it according to the lunar calendar, not the date on the ID card."

"Understood, your family is so traditional." Ning Wenru said.

Pang Zaiyuan said: "It's mainly my mother's tradition, and my dad always listens to her. My dad didn't celebrate my birthday since I was a child, thinking that birthday is the good day when my mother gave birth to a child, so it should be reversed and celebrate for my mother. "

Ning Wenru said: "Your father is right, I will call my mother."

"Yes." Pang Zaiyuan put his arms around Ning Wenru, and heard him call home.When Ning Wenru was chatting with his mother, he revealed by the way that a close roommate celebrated his birthday, and his mother was very happy to hear that.

After Ning Wenru made the phone call, he suddenly thought of a question: "Does your mother watch Moments? Will she object to us? Your father has seen me. Your parents should be very loving, but your mother is not. Appear?"