What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

After a morning of study and exchange, Ning Wenru, who was threatened to bow to the chrysanthemum forces, was finally free. After eating, he turned on his mobile phone to see what his welfare group had been transformed into.

After searching around, the name of the welfare group [Damumu's Harem Three Thousands] has been changed to [Damumu Happy Birthday].

Fine, that's pretty straight forward.

His birthday is coming up, so it's okay to change it to this.

With such a big change, Ning Wenru didn't see any little angel chatting with him privately, but Aite had more.Ning Wenru clicked in, and the first thing that popped up was the group announcement.

The latest group announcement popped up, explaining the reason for kicking out a certain administrator and his account. As punishment, all benefits of the welfare group were deleted.

Anyway, his welfare administrators all had reservations, and Ning Wenru had no objection to this handling. He just took a deep breath and went to check the management records.

As expected, Pang Zaiyuan was very trustworthy, and only used his account to kick away two people, one was a little angel who seldom froze, and the other was the administrator Aye who had been hidden for a long time.The diving reader Ning Wenru didn't add friends, but the administrator did.

The little angel who allowed Ning Wenru to add friends and manage them also had a good chat back then.A lot of Ning Wenru's articles at the beginning were too much for the street, and he has been unknown, and the comment area is empty.A Ye has been chasing articles since Ning Wenru's first full-length novel. From time to time, he bubbles up and sprinkles flowers, rents out the comment area, gives him the motivation to write, and suggests that he open a welfare group.Even though the administrator, Aye, had been absent for a long time, Ning Wenru still did not forget her.

Ning Wenru hesitated, clicked on the chat box, and wanted to ask why.

But as soon as he opened the chat box, he received a system prompt: Hello!After verification, due to the abnormal behavior of the number (such as sending spam, harassment, advertisement, pornography, fraud and other materials or messages), the user has been permanently blocked.

Titled?Ning Wenru opened the roaming chat history, but did not see any messages sent by Pang Zaiyuan with his account.

Ning Wenru was about to ask for clarification, but received a private chat from Pang Zaiyuan: Are you online?I asked people to find evidence and reported that person. She resold multiple literary works by multiple authors, and the amount of crimes exceeded [-] yuan. She committed the crime of copyright infringement and was dealt with according to the law.

Since the regulations are like this, Ning Wenru is a little melancholy, but he has nothing to say: Why did you catch me as soon as I went online.

Yuen: I have set invisible and online reminders.Look at the group.

Ning Wenru received Aite from Pang Zaiyuan.Click on the welfare group to see, and found that the little angels in the group have sent all the sentences!

[Happy birthday tomorrow, Damumu!Love you 1 years! 】

With such a uniform sentence, it is obvious that this is the red envelope password!

However, Ning Wenru was very happy to receive the blessing, and immediately expressed his thanks:

[Family with husband] 20cm Damumu: Thank you everyone.

I wish Mumu and her husband a happy marriage for a hundred years 1: Is this Mumu’s real body and I dare not tease you qaq I am a bottle opener and put it into my own chrysanthemum

[Family with a husband] 20cm big wood: It's the real body.Why did the painting style of the bottle suddenly change?

[Family with a Husband] 20cm Damumu: Hey, I have the title of the world's number one general attack!

I wish Mumu and Mumu's husband a happy marriage for a hundred years 2: Only Big Mumu can change the title!I used to be called "your husband", but Mumu's husband changed his business card to this.

I wish Mumu and Mumu's husband a happy marriage for a hundred years 3: Mumu!My name has also been changed by your husband. I am the author Jiaochuan Jun under me, and now I am going to be number three qaq.

I wish Mumu and Mumu's husband a happy marriage for a hundred years 4: I dare not say that the author is under me, bow to the power of love.JPG

[Damumu's Husband] Yuan: Last time Mumu had a high fever due to staying up late for a long time, please monitor him together, if you find him secretly updating in the middle of the night, please tell me and give him a negative.

Then the little angels in the group all obeyed!Ning Wenru smiled and sighed. Although he was restricted, it felt good to be cared about and controlled.

However, Pang Zaiyuan showed such high-profile affection in the welfare group, Ning Wensi and his friend Lan Zhuohang, who are the administrators, would not be unaware of it!

My younger sister, Ning Wensi, obviously used the welfare group after class at noon, and immediately called Ning Wenru: "Brother! Has your QQ been hacked? Do you know what happened to your welfare group?"

Ning Wenru smiled helplessly: "I know, I gave him the password."

The younger sister was obviously suffocated, and after a while of silence, she asked with difficulty: "Brother, are you really bent? Is that Yuan really with you? Who is he? How can I say that he is your husband, brother, are you suffering?" Yet?"

Facing a series of questions from his sister, Ning Wenru explained sentence by sentence: "It's a long story, but I've been wronged, and I'm with him. He's a roommate, and he probably wanted to try it out after reading my article." .His condition is very good, I didn't accept it. I've said so much, don't worry, I have a sense of proportion, and I won't suffer."

The younger sister said: "Okay, I won't ask. But he sent a lot of red envelopes in the group and changed your title. It looks like a love period! My brother bends and bends. In fact, I want to help you more." Look at the person, I really hope that my brother can find a good person."

Ning Wenru asked, "Aren't you surprised that I'm bent?"

The younger sister laughed a little, and said: "Actually, when my brother wrote the article, I knew that you were going to bend over. I will temporarily hide it from my parents. In exchange, my brother will tell me more details! How will you proceed?" Where are we now?"

My younger sister is also a veteran driver who writes articles. Ning Wenru is not shy at all, and replied: "If you haven't reached that point, just kiss me, and then I will go out of the province to compete."

After listening to the younger sister, she still asked more questions, but Ning Wenru didn't reveal more.After all, she is a younger sister, even if she is an old driver, Ning Wenru would be embarrassed to talk too much about it.Ning Wenru just told her sister to let her study hard and not to worry too much.

Just after hanging up the phone, Ning Wenru received another question from a gay friend: Look at the welfare group, it turns out that you and your roommate are really dating!Why didn't you tell me such a happy event!Ai Zilan asked you and you didn't reply.And how did he say that Xiu Enai became your husband?Tell me quickly, has your roommate broken your anus and intestines!

Ning Wenru sighed slightly, and replied: It's not that he didn't reply, Ai Zilan was ordered to be deleted by him.Kissing before it's done.

Jiyou: Hey, so angry!Why haven't you done it yet, and what is the specific situation, you must tell me, and I will help you make suggestions.

Ning Wenru typed quickly, and wrote down the general cause and effect, hiding the part of playing at night, and only mentioned the part where Pang Zaiyuan confessed to him and kissed him.

My friend saw it and reacted very strongly: Damn it! !A normal straight man saw that you had written more than 40 words of his sloppy Danmei novel, and instead of picking up a 40-meter-long knife and stabbing you to death, he endured it all the time and took care of the sick I love you, confess to you, haven't touched you yet?I think he must love you very much.

Ning Wenru couldn't help showing his love: I thought so too :)

The friend also gave Ning Wenru an analysis: At present, your provocative techniques are worthy of praise, and the ones you can't catch are the best.But he is a veteran, you are such a nerd, and the 1000-meter physical test always passes the tail of the crane, what should he do if he wants to force you.

Ning Wenru: I can't beat him, but I made an appointment with him, and the other party agrees to fight.He's a man of his word and I trust him.

Jiyou obviously didn't believe it, and sang a song to Ning Wenru in a very happy tone: "Chrysanthemum is broken~ your buttocks are hurt~ your chrysanthemum has been turned out~ your anus is shrunk and your heart is heartbroken, you can only~ lie quietly~chrysanthemum Remnant~full of butt wounds...

Now friends are here to hear and see!Ning Wenru simply didn't want to talk to him, but Jiyou sent another message to make amends: Ning Ning, if you mess with him, find a way to get rid of him!If you cool him down, you can rest assured.But I support you in friendship, in fact, I am optimistic that he will overthrow you hahahahaha...

Ning Wenru didn't reply, he crossed out the chat box of Jiyou and set an ignore chat prompt.

After exiting the chat box with Jiyou, Ning Wenru saw that Pang Zaiyuan had sent him a message: Yuan: I changed the welfare group to make you happy.If you don't like it, you can change it back.

Yuan: Tomorrow is your birthday, I don't want to miss it.I'll fly over tonight and wait for you at the hotel.

Yuan: In?

Ning Wenru: Yes, then I will buy something tonight and go back early.

Pang Zaiyuan couldn't help but fly over to celebrate his birthday with him for three days, and Ning Wenru was also quite moved.

Moreover, Pang Zaiyuan has already read the articles he wrote, and he also let go to play in the days he hadn't seen him for three days. His lustful thoughts have been penetrated, and Pang Zaiyuan didn't mind coming to him at all, or Pang Zaiyuan also really wanted to change it. further.Everyone is an adult, so Ning Wenru is not hypocritical. Being despised by his friends, Ning Wenru decided to attack no matter what!When he finished his study and exchange trip in the afternoon, he left the brigade with an excuse and went to the pharmacy to buy lubricants and condoms.

Ning Wenru bought his own model and Pang Zaiyuan's model. After thinking about it, Ning Wenru went to buy a large bottle of Coke and a paper cup with a large mouth. Put it on the bedside table.

But as soon as Ning Wenru opened the bedside table, he found that there were two more sticks of lubricant miraculously appeared in the empty cabinet, and there was also a box of gold-bound Okamoto 003.