What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

The bedside lamp was turned on, and the dim yellow light spread. Ning Wenru hugged the quilt and turned his back to Pang Zaiyuan. On the bright yellow wallpaper, he saw the tall shadow of Pang Zaiyuan sitting beside the bed.

Ning Wenru tried to maintain integrity, but the subtle sound of cloth rubbing against him from behind, the slight ups and downs of the mattress under him, and the fresh and pleasant smell from the tip of his nose made it impossible for Ning Wenru to ignore Pang Zaiyuan. The presence.Thinking of his roommate sharing the same bed with him, Ning Wenru couldn't fall asleep at all, and even his blood surged up, and his heartbeat felt faster.

In the quiet night, Ning Wenru watched Pang Zaiyuan's shadow fall backwards, and heard the sound of drawer pulleys rolling. What, I saw him raise his hand and throw out a small bag of things, then his shadow lowered his head, put one leg on the side of the bed, and buried his head below the waist to sort out something.

Could it be solving the battle?

Thinking about it, it seemed very possible. I saw him swell to 1 centimeters a minute ago, how could he end the fight within a minute, dry his body, put on his clothes and go to bed.

However, if Pang Zaiyuan was fighting, the voice just now was obviously wrong!At most, he would be able to hold a tissue, and it was impossible to hear the sound of the package being torn open. Moreover, Pang Zaiyuan's fighting movements were not intense, but rather slow.

Unable to lie down anymore, Ning Wenru hugged the quilt and sat up. The first thing he saw was the large piece of skin on Pang Zaiyuan's broad back, and then he saw his long legs propped up.No wonder Pang Zaiyuan came out in 1 minute, it turned out that he didn't spend time getting dressed at all!

Ning Wenru looked past his long legs to see the place Pang Zaiyuan was covering, and finally saw what Pang Zaiyuan was doing!Ning Wenru's whole body seemed to have been tapped, and he was stunned for a while before he found his voice, and asked in surprise: "Why are you wearing a condom?!"

Pang Zaiyuan didn't seem to be embarrassed at all, as soon as he heard Ning Wenru's question, he no longer concealed it, and took advantage of the situation to put his long legs flat, and answered very briefly: "So as not to bleed everywhere. "

Pang Zaiyuan's movements seemed to be very skillful. After a few circles with his fingers, all the wrinkles were smoothed out and removed, and he put his long pole to the end.Ning Wenru hugged the quilt tightly and shrank to a corner, looked around, his voice was a little trembling, and asked: "You, what do you want to do?!"

Pang Zaiyuan replied very straightforwardly: "Fuck you."

What the hell! ! !

Ning Wenru stared at Pang Zaiyuan's terrifying 20 centimeters, and his breathing stopped.He visually measured the distance from the bed to the door, and from the bed to the window, and calculated how likely he was to escape tonight at Pang Zaiyuan's speed.

How many experienced readers have cried and complained that 18cm looks delicious, but once you use it, you will die of pain, the cylinder will burst into a river of blood, or you will be pushed to the sigmoid colon, and you are in pain. Seeing Pang Zaiyuan’s 20cm size is so terrible, rather Wenru would rather jump out of the window.

Ning Wenru never considered the possibility of Pang Zaiyuan's Dangshou. After all, normal straight men wouldn't think of Dangshou. Moreover, every book he wrote is a main attack. Normally, readers will stand in the perspective of the protagonist. , and be the main character to attack together!

In addition to being frightened, Ning Wenru was also very disappointed. He threw down the quilt and got out of bed, saying: "You are going to have a girlfriend. You know I'm gay, but you still want to fuck me without wearing clothes? I thought You're a good roommate."

Pang Zaiyuan couldn't laugh or cry: "Who said I have a girlfriend? I've confessed my love to you 100 times, but you haven't seen it yet?"

"Hey? Where is it?"

100 times!Ning Wenru felt that the whole world was illusory!

"Didn't I show it once tonight," Pang Zaiyuan said, patted the bed sheet, and continued: "There are 99 more times, come here, I'll show you."

When Ning Wenru saw that he was wearing a 20cm condom, he hesitated for a moment and didn't dare to move.

Pang Zaiyuan patted the bed sheet again, and said softly: "Although I want to fuck you, it's just an idea, and forcing it is meaningless. And I originally planned not to do it tonight, you can't stay up late anymore."

Ning Wenru pointed out the inconsistency between his words and deeds: "Then why are you wearing a condom?"

Still silently wearing a condom suddenly!

Pang Zaiyuan pulled the quilt to cover his hideousness, and explained: "It's your fault."

Ning Wenru said blankly: "Blame me for being too beautiful and fascinated you?"

Pang Zaiyuan couldn't help laughing: "If you say it, you will definitely think that I am abnormal."

"Aren't you perverted now?"

Pang Zaiyuan stretched his hand under the pillow, the veins on his arm bulged, as if he had been pinched hard, now even Ning Wenru felt pain just looking at it, and he let down a little defense in his heart, and felt that it was Pang Zaiyuan's bitter trick.

Pang Zaiyuan looked a little helpless, and said: "Since I read your article, I have dreams every night, so I wear a condom every night to prevent my dreams from spreading everywhere. I can't bear it even more if you sleep next to me tonight." Living."

Sounds like a valid reason.

It's just that this content made Ning Wenru a little ashamed.

Pang Zaiyuan continued: "I also found that you often look at me, thinking you like me too, but tonight I found out that you don't. You just like to look at my body."

"..." Seeing Pang Zaiyuan's body under the shadow of the lamp, the dim light seemed to have coated his skin with a layer of honey, and the outline of the plump muscles looked even more delicious, even more delicious than Quan Jian in the transparent bathroom just now Temptation, Ning Wenru even wanted to pounce on it and take a lot of bites!Ning Wenru touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "So you seduced me."

"Yes." Pang Zaiyuan came over, but continued to cover his 20cm with the pillow.

Ning Wenru glanced at it and asked, "Didn't you just get pinched off?"

"I can't soften it," Pang Zaiyuan stretched out his right hand to hold Ning Wenru's hand, put it under his lips and kissed it, his brows furrowed, and said frankly: "I can't soften your hand as soon as I touch it. Very hard."

"..." Ning Wenru withdrew his hand, thinking of Pang Zaiyuan's action of holding his hand tonight, he was a little frightened: "Then you will hold my hand all night tonight—"

"Yes, I can't soften up all night," Pang Zaiyuan stared at Ning Wenru closely, and said, "It's not addictive, but it's exciting."

Ning Wenru: "!!!"

It turns out his roommate is a pervert!

But Ning Wenru also stood up.

As Pang Zaiyuan's body approached, he exuded an attractive masculine and fresh scent. Ning Wenru thought it was the fragrance of bath liquid, but now that he thought about it, he felt that it was Pang Zaiyuan's body odor.

As Ning Wenru smelled it, his head became more and more dizzy, and he began to fly into the sky.

He once read some information, there is a kind of chemical signal called pheromone, which will be turned into body odor and emitted to induce the instinctive impulse of the spouse. If it smells uncomfortable, it means that you don’t like him; It means that the two match very well, and the pheromone often mentioned in the ABO article probably originated from this.Looking up and seeing Pang Zaiyuan approaching with pheromone, Ning Wenru really felt his heart beating faster and his scalp tingling.

Ning Wenru suppressed the feeling and decided to ask clearly: "You have confessed your love a hundred times, count it once tonight, where are the other 99 times?"

"Here." Pang Zaiyuan took Ning Wenru's hand, pulled him to sit side by side by the bed, and took out his mobile phone.

The screen lit up, and Ning Wenru saw a photo of himself.

Ning Wenru could recognize it, it was taken on the way to the cafeteria, in the photo, the pretty little face lowered its head, the street lamps were dimly lit, the long eyelashes cast a shadow, and he was smiling shyly.

It turned out that Pang Zaiyuan used his own photo as a screensaver!

Ning Wenru couldn't help laughing, but seeing Pang Zaiyuan covering the 20cm pillow, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Pang Zaiyuan put his mobile phone on the pillow, boarded Jinjiang, and opened the page of the article "Cool Pets and Overlords: Imperial General's Fancy Confession [Interstellar]".

Ning Wenru leaned over to take a look, and saw "Yuan", the little devil cos general of the empire, swiping the screen of the Tu version with a thick leather whip dipped in chili water under his new article!

Also scored a negative score!

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№1网友：渊评论：《酷宠霸爱：帝国将军的花式表白[星际]》打分：-2发表时间：2017-10-1609：07：19所评章节：1

Aim for bang bang bang!The author accepts my distorted and deep love, and sends 100 thick leather whips dipped in chili water in turn, whether it hurts or not, if you feel good, please update it!

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Ning Wenru took the phone and slid all the way down, and asked, "So this Yuan is you?"

Pang Zaiyuan said: "Yes, it's me. I don't change my name when I'm going."

Although Pang Zaiyuan brushes the small leather whip comments set by Jinjiang, Pang Zaiyuan brushes the whip from morning to night. There is a very intensive round at around 9:12 in the morning, and a more intensive round at [-]:[-] noon. When Ning Wenru was eating, he had a lot more frequent hair... Ning Wenru even felt that Pang Zaiyuan was whipping him for doing nothing all day long.

Pang Zaiyuan asked: "Did you see my confession? It is exactly the same as the imperial general in your article. Do you accept my confession?"

Ning Wenru really felt the pain of being served with a thick whip after turning over N pages of comments on the screen, as well as Pang Zaiyuan's deep and twisted love...

Originally, Pang Zaiyuan confessed to Ning Wenru that he should be very happy, but when he heard that Pang Zaiyuan wanted to fuck him, Ning Wenru couldn't be happy anymore, and he was very distressed.

Pang Zaiyuan didn't force it, as if he was worried that Ning Wenru would hesitate and refuse, so he said first when he asked, "You can tell me after you think it over, anyway, I can't let you stay up late tonight."

It's just that after he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and scratched Ning Wenru's raised itchy spot a few times, chuckled lightly, and said, "So you really feel it, but go to sleep, you can't stay up late tonight."

Ning Wenru grabbed his wrist, Pang Zaiyuan didn't feel caught at all, and smiled innocently.

"We are all like this, do you think we can sleep?" Ning Wenru asked.

Pang Zaiyuan didn't break free from Ning Wenru's hand, but just said with a smile: "Yes, because you are cowardly."

Fuck, can this be tolerated?