What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

Life is endless, brain holes are endless.Ning Wenru, who went to bed too early last night, woke up at 5:[-] this morning. Seeing that his roommates were all sleeping, Ning Wenru tiptoedly washed up, and gently carried the laptop to the bed.

Ning Wenru has not opened the chat software for the time being, and in this limited private time, he wants to write about the text instead of the water group.It's a pity that "Mr. Kuangcao" was locked, so Ning Wenru had no choice but to secretly open a copy of "Cool Pets and Overlords: Imperial General's Fancy Confession [Interstellar]".

Ning Wenru had been pondering this brain hole for a long time. The source of inspiration, apart from seeing Pang Zaiyuan brutally and handsomely killing the knife-wielding gangster that day, also came from Ning Wenru's roommate who lived with him.

In the new article, the protagonist is an interstellar writer, who is a child and neighbor with the imperial general.The protagonist is innocent and cute with zero love quotient. He never knew that the imperial general liked him and secretly watched everything about him.So whenever the general of the empire has time to express his love in the book review area, if he disagrees with him, he will brush roses among the readers to become the supreme guardian. In reality, there are all kinds of useless confessions...

Ning Wenru was also very excited to set the finale first, that is, during the sweet interstellar journey between the two, the general of the empire sent a starship battleship to perform a fancy show of jets and fireworks in the starry sky to form a three-word "I love you" ring confession and then Being watched and kissed.

As for the first confession of the Imperial General, Ning Wenru used the negative score of the little demon Shen Haoyuan from yesterday to write that the Imperial General came to Jinjiang for the first time, and he was so excited that he scored a negative score. By mistake, he misunderstood the connotation of some gifts, and left a comment for each chapter to give Xiao Gong a twisted confession with a thicker leather whip dipped in pepper water, which successfully attracted the attention of the protagonist.

Now that Jinjiang has evolved, the landmine system has been restructured, and the landmines have been replaced with various small gifts.The technician who developed this gift system is a lovely old driver. Therefore, in addition to the regular [520 diamond ring], [999 red rose], [1314 blue enchantress] and other gifts to express love, [ Smaller leather whip], [Thicker leather whip dipped in pepper water], [give (_optional content_) some wax], [an old driver's medal] and other pure, small and fresh gifts .

This is more than that, when you click on the article page with the app, the small gift will also trigger an animation effect that dominates the screen.For example, [999 Red Roses] is 999 red roses dominating the screen and blooming brightly. For example, [Spiked thicker leather whip dipped in pepper water] is a whipping of Mao Mao, and then bright red blood blooms all over the screen. Update Two bloody characters appeared distortedly.

In addition to the effect of dominating the screen, the modified small gift is the same as the mine system, and there will be Jinjiang's own comments when swiping the gift.For example, it will be like this: "Aim at Papa Papa! The author accepts my twisted and deep love, and 100 thick leather whips dipped in chili water will be sent in turn. Whether it hurts or not, it feels good. If you feel good, go to update it! "

As soon as Ning Wenru wrote a word, his eyes were filled with excitement. The more he wrote, the more inspired he was. He recorded all the inspirations in the hard disk, and he didn't notice that Pang Zaiyuan had already gotten up, and stared at him for a long time with examining eyes.

The well-trained speed made Ning Wenru's codewriting speed comparable to that of an octopus, and he had posted a chapter in an instant, and then seeing Pang Zaiyuan who was examining him, Ning Wenru smiled shyly and said hello: "Morning! "

Pang Zaiyuan asked: "Have you checked the heat? How is your body?"

"Uh, I haven't checked the heat yet," Ning Wenru felt a little guilty at the moment, and immediately closed the computer and hid it under the quilt, saying, "I feel very refreshed."

Pang Zaiyuan handed him the heat probe, then spread out his palms, and said with a serious face: "Bring the computer, coding is exhausting, and I can't rest well."

"You know my code?!" Ning Wenru slammed a carp and almost jumped to the ceiling, then hugged the quilt as a shield, and shrank into the bed.

Pang Zaiyuan nodded and admitted: "Well."

Ning Wenru asked suspiciously: "Is it - that big-mouthed Le Weijian said it?"

Pang Zaiyuan didn't explain anything, tapped the bed rail with his fingers, and said, "Your computer."

How could Ning Wenru think that what Pang Zaiyuan wanted to express was "your computer displays the page you coded"?At this time, Ning Wenru was intimidated by Pang Zaiyuan's stern face, thinking that Pang Zaiyuan had seen through his pseudonym, and was so guilty that he almost knelt down and called his grandfather to pretend to be a grandson, so he obediently handed over the laptop to him. Give it to him, and watch his laptop ruthlessly locked in the cabinet by Pang Zaiyuan.

But after thinking about it, Ning Wenru felt that something was wrong. Every time he coded, he was so witty that no one saw what he was writing.Moreover, if Pang Zaiyuan knew that he wrote Danmei, and even wrote his name in it, his reaction would never be so flat, and he would take care of him who was sick so that he didn't need to take care of himself.

Thinking of this, Ning Wenru's guilt became calmer again, but, looking at the locked computer, Ning Wenru seemed to have seen the "Mr. Kuangcao" that was locked by Xiaohong yesterday, feeling depressed and completely weak. Fell into the quilt.

His roommate is really lenient. He is not even allowed to play on the computer when he is sick.

But for no reason, there was a burst of bitter sweetness in my heart.

After a while, Ning Wenru finished checking the temperature and confirmed that the fever was gone.And Pang Zaiyuan also changed into a dark blue sportswear.

Ning Wenru stared at him blankly. Although the computer was taken away, he was still thinking about the content of the new article.Thinking that the protagonist and the imperial general are neighbors, the imperial general should be able to teach fighting skills, so Ning Wenru asked, "Are you going to practice in the morning?"

"Yes," Pang Zaiyuan said in a low and pleasant voice, "You haven't done morning exercise for a long time, and you stayed up late in the laboratory, and your health is bad. But today you just recovered from your illness. Let's do morning exercise together tomorrow?"

Ning Wenru nodded and said, "Okay, but can you teach me a move or two now? I want to see the detailed explanation of the moves. For example, if a punch is going to hit your face, what would you do? ?”

After Ning Wenru finished speaking, he stretched out his right fist.Pang Zaiyuan wrapped Ning Wenru's fist with his palm, and when he twisted it, Ning Wenru felt that his hand would be twisted into a twist. There was a feeling that Pang Zaiyuan's hand would be twisted if he exerted more force, but it didn't hurt. It seems that Pang Zaiyuan has mastered the strength very well.

Then, Ning Wenru's right hand was pressed to the back, and then his back was pressed against Pang Zaiyuan's knee. Ning Wenru couldn't help leaning forward, half-kneeling on the chair with his feet raised, and was suppressed like a prisoner .But soon, Ning Wenru was let go.

"You asked me what I would do, and I would just do it like this, but you haven't practiced it, and the strength is weak, so you can't use this move." Pang Zaiyuan said: "Get up, I will guide you."

"En." As soon as Ning Wenru stood up, a powerful fist stopped in front of him, and he heard Pang Zaiyuan's command: "Turn sideways, put your left hand on the wrist of my fist, and extend your right palm to my chin. , pushing my head up and back."

Pang Zaiyuan signaled with his hands, while commanding: "Squat halfway, stretch out your right foot to hook my foot, the hook is wrong, think about it, if you want to push me back, how do you hook it? Well, it's right now, and at the same time work hard."

Ning Wenru obeyed, pushing Pang Zaiyuan's chin with his right palm, guiding Pang Zaiyuan's fist upward with his left hand, and at the same time hooking his legs with his feet, exerting force with both hands and one leg at the same time, obviously very light and slow movements, But Pang Zaiyuan seemed to have really lost his balance, uncontrollable like wrestling, making Pang Zaiyuan fall on his back to the ground!

Ning Wenru hastily pulled him back with his hands halfway, only to let Pang Zaiyuan fall a little lighter.

Fortunately, the floor of the dormitory is mopped every day, and the floor is relatively clean.Pang Zaiyuan continued to command as if nothing happened: "Okay, now you have fallen on me, and then you are going to hit my ribs with the elbow of your right hand, grab my neck with your left hand, and completely press me down with your body." .”

"Is that so?" Ning Wenru adjusted his posture, pressing his body firmly on Pang Zaiyuan's body.The skin wants to touch, Pang Zaiyuan's Adam's apple slides in his palm, the firm and warm pulse can be felt by fingers, the other's pulse seems to be connected with his own, leading to the heart.Ning Wenru blushed, got up from Pang Zaiyuan, stretched out his hand to pull him, and said, "I learned it, thank you."

Pang Zaiyuan waved his hands, instead of standing up, he sat on the ground with his legs propped up, and said, "You'd better run away after you've learned it. It's more appropriate to call the police when something happens."

"You didn't fall just now, did you?" Ning Wenru asked.

Pang Zaiyuan stepped aside and sat on the chair, propped up one leg, and said, "It's all right."

"It's fine." Ning Wenru gave Pang Zaiyuan a grateful glance, and secretly made a decision.

Although Ning Wenru had already let go of his unreasonable thoughts, Pang Zaiyuan was really handsome when he came out of the closet. His looks and figure were very attractive. Whenever Ning Wenru saw Pang Zaiyuan changing clothes in the dormitory, he would still unconsciously stare sneak a glance at him.

This is very bad!For one thing, Pang Zaiyuan is such a nice person. When he was sick, he would carry him to see a doctor, accompany him to give him an injection, and bring him food. Taking care of him like this, he should also do what a roommate should do. He must not look at his roommate's fitness from the perspective of appreciation body!

Many times Pang Zaiyuan had noticed his gaze, and would meet Ning Wenru's gaze.Although Ning Wenru always fooled him with a shy smile, Pang Zaiyuan would definitely feel disgusted if he was found to be writing Tanmei novels. The roommate who regarded him as his younger brother and took good care of him even peeked at his naked body every day.

If he found out, he would definitely punch him to death.

From now on, Pang Zaiyuan was going to take off his pajamas and change into a vest and shorts openly. Ning Wenru decided to keep his eyes straight and never peek!and!There will never be any physical contact in the future.

It would be too embarrassing if, like a few days ago, he was carried to the hospital by Pang Zaiyuan with a dazed head, but he became hard after rubbing against him, and poked Pang Zaiyuan's back all the way.

Fortunately, Pang Zaiyuan, who was a good person at the time, did not kick him to death in order to take care of the sick.And just now, Ning Wenru couldn't help but think of a few poses, this is too unkind, he must control himself, and must not cause trouble to his roommate with high force!

Ning Wenru couldn't help but think that if he wanted to find a boyfriend, he wouldn't have a roommate who was nice to him.

At this time, a message from Jiyou happened to be sent: Brother Bing is on vacation!I'm free every day. Do you have time to see me tomorrow?

Since Jiyou is so enthusiastic, Ning Wenru added Brother Bing's friend and chatted a few words in line with the idea that it would be good to meet a friend even if the negotiation failed.

After understanding, Brother Bing's profile picture is himself.His profile picture looks like this. Under the Monument to the Martyrs, Brother Bing wears sunglasses, his upper and lower lips are tightly pressed, and he looks cold and handsome.

Ning Wenru zoomed in on this photo and saw that in the background of the monument, people passing by were wearing thick down jackets. Brother Bing was wearing a thin dark blue sports jacket. He looked very strong and warm. Very cold.

It also felt good to chat with Brother Bing. Ning Wenru told him that he had just subsided his fever, and Brother Bing thoughtfully told him to rest before making an appointment, and finally made an appointment to meet at a herbal tea shop near the school.

The herbal tea shop, what a kind, considerate, fresh and refined noodle shop, fully catered for Ning Wenru's needs.

So Ning Wenru prepared to change clothes and go out.They were all boys, and Ning Wenru didn't hide to change his clothes, he just took off his shirt in front of Pang Zaiyuan.But Ning Wenru was embarrassed to feel Pang Zaiyuan's gaze.

Ning Wenru pointed to his flat and fair chest, then pointed to his flat stomach, and said, "I'm not as good as you, neither are my pectoral muscles, nor my abdominal muscles."

Pang Zaiyuan glanced at it for a while, took the book and put it on his lap, and took a copy of "Optoelectronic Integration" and opened it. He stared at the textbook and said, "It's good that you do this."

"Really?" Ning Wenru put on his clothes, smiled, and said, "I'm going out with a friend, see you tonight."

"Hmm." Pang Zaiyuan responded, and continued to look at the textbook without looking sideways.