Skynet is full of male gods
Chapter 1 Chu Ge
Chapter 1 Chu Ge
Chu Ge, also known as Uncle Chu, is a fool with more money than an author. His favorite thing in life is to hang out in the Bishui forum of JJ Literature Network and let all kinds of girls molested him.
Of course, this does not mean that our Uncle Chu looks mediocre and can only find his presence on the forum. On the contrary, Uncle Chu is tall and leggy, fair-skinned, and handsome. He has the exquisite beauty of a Western vampire.It was also nicknamed "rose with thorns" by Yunzhi, who was a child and his only friend.
And Chu Ge's joking name also has a different story.
Back then, Chu Ge, who lived in an ancient martial arts family, was dissatisfied with a young man of his own age who bullied Yun Zhi. When that person was about to commit a crime against Yun Zhi, he rolled up his sleeves and directly fought with him.
The result of the matter was tragic. At that time, Chu Ge, who had already practiced the family's best internal skill "Chao Ge", accidentally went into a rage. Not only did he turn the guy who hurt Yun Zhi into a cripple, but he also accidentally injured the relative of another elder in the family. grandson.
The upright father of Chu didn't care who made the move first and who took the lead. He only knew that this result was caused by Chu Ge.Therefore, when it came to the verdict, Chu's father showed no mercy at all, and once the order was dropped, Chu Ge, who was only ten years old at the time, was directly expelled from the family.
When Chu Ge left home, Yun Zhi, who was fostered in Chu's family since childhood, also ran out. A pair of childhood sweethearts supported each other. After going through the most difficult period, life gradually improved.
Later, Yun Zhi joined JJ Literature Network and became a small editor under it, while Chu Ge became a martial arts fighter in the martial arts gym, and he had to deal with some little girls who fell in love with him because of his cheeks.
Then, for some reason, a young man who was interested in Chu Ge suddenly came to the martial arts hall, and insisted that Chu Ge perform a set of military boxing for him alone.Chu Ge gave up, and people entangled him like a dog's skin plaster, inviting him to eat, sing, and play.Chu Ge was so disturbed that he quit his job directly, and finally changed to Wenxue.com just like Fa Xiao.
But that young man didn't give up, coaxing a few young girls to lure Chu Ge to the red light district, intending to do something wrong to him.
After all, Chu Ge is not an ordinary person. He grew up in an ancient martial arts family, not to mention internal strength, even his moves are superior.Therefore, he successfully abolished the youth and escaped from the tiger's mouth.
For Chu Ge, Yun Zhi was at ease, and even gave him such an annoying nickname.
Over the years, Chu Ge and Yun Zhi have been friends as well as family members, and they have never surpassed the step of being friends.Because Yun Zhi knew her childhood, and also knew her sexual orientation.
For this reason, Yun Zhi was as worried as her mother, worrying that Chu Ge would be alone all her life, she would go around all day long, looking for all kinds of high-quality men for him.
However, it is a pity that Chu Ge's fate seems to have not yet come. No matter how Yun Zhi arranges, Chu Ge is still alone in the end.
Therefore, Yun Zhi, who has been worrying about it for so many years, constantly reflects on the reasons for the failure of the blind date. In the end, his eyes light up, and his heart is blessed.
So, when Chu Ge came home, Yun Zhi stuffed him with a movie. He didn't remember the scientific name, but Yun Zhi seemed to call it... a male-male action movie.
Chu Ge calmly took the tablet and watched it all night in the room, and when he got up the next morning, his eyes were darkened, his expression was sluggish, and he looked listless.
However, Yun Zhi, who is extremely excited at the moment, deliberately ignores Fa Xiao's fatigue, pulls out the movie with lightning speed, and plays it with one click.Immediately, the melody of "um" and the accompaniment of "ah" resounded throughout the room.
Uncle Chu's nerves are thick, very thick, rough through the sky, but it is such an Uncle Chu, when faced with watching such a special movie with Fa Xiao, he still cannot help being a little shy.And Chu Ge's shyness was that he punched the display screen.
Yun Zhi covered her mouth, and went to mourn her newly bought display screen. Obviously, she didn't even have the heart to blame Uncle Chu. Uncle Chu's criminal record was really too appalling.
So the bored Chu Ge could only wander around in the huge house alone, until he encountered the opened JJ page in the girl's boudoir, and immediately seemed to smell the husky who smelled the fragrance of meat and bones, and fell into it and readily became a boy who spread money.
When Yun Meizi returned to her room, she saw Uncle Chu leaning on the back of the chair with his feet up, with a relaxed and comfortable expression on his face, she immediately became angry.
Yunzhi was very angry, and the consequences were serious.Her anger was manifested in many ways, but the most unbearable thing for Chu Ge was the other party's pranks.For example: adding glue to his shampoo; putting bugs in his pockets, or stuffing women's underwear into his schoolbag...
Because there is everything, there is more than one.
Therefore, when Yun Zhi stuffed a beautifully packaged book into Uncle Chu's hands, the other party's frightened eyes were not fake at all.
Seeing Fa Xiao's unpromising cowardice, Yun Zhi slapped the other person's forehead: "Why stare, your eyes are big enough, and the balls will come out if you stare again! Cough... I want to ask you something, if you don't Answer honestly, this time we will expose the matter."
Uncle Chu nodded his head, thinking that everything would be fine if he could get rid of it. He didn't want to be found by ordinary people with a female sanitary napkin in his mouth, and thus be regarded as a pervert.Such a day must be the unspeakable pain of life.
Fortunately for Chu Ge, Yun Zhi didn't ask any tricky questions. He just stared at him with gossipy eyes and asked him about his favorite position on the bed. zero.
Chu Ge answered without hesitation, and blurted out that he was number zero, without any consideration for the so-called masculine dignity. In his opinion, the ones at the top are no better than the ones at the bottom. There are many.On the other hand, looking at the bottom, you are comfortable and free, and you can come however you want.
Unaware that there was something wrong with the film he gave, Yun Zhi decisively pulled out a book called "Male Sex" from Fa Xiao's hand, leaving only a bound edition that was several plates high.
"Yunzhi, leave that one for me, and I'll give you this one." Uncle Chu looked at the novel in Faxiao's hand that was only as thick as a Chinese textbook with teary eyes.He likes to read the electronic version more than the paper version. The former can let him follow the steps step by step, and the latter always likes to scare him once before he, a person with reading phobia, reads.
Yun Zhi glanced at him nonchalantly, and Chu Ge fell silent immediately, and stopped pushing around.
In the next moment, the girl's reflex tone resounded in Chuge's ears, followed the nerves, and reached the brain, bringing a tremor-like effect: "I will give you a week, after reading "Skynet Recovery", Come here to report your experience!"
Thus, Uncle Chu's bitter reading days kicked off.
Fortunately, the author of this novel has superb writing skills and doesn't like to pile up rhetoric. After reading the whole novel, Chu Ge didn't have a single trash description that made him drowsy.Therefore, Chu Ge was easily brought to the world in the book by the author, to feel the unprecedented spectacular starry sky, and to understand the joys and sorrows of the characters in the book.
At the same time, in an unimaginably extravagant room located in the virtual palace on the Interstellar Skynet, a straight-backed young man in a black suit received the copy from the maid.
He lowered his head slightly, as if he was flipping through the pages, but he seemed to be out of interest: "Mumu, is this all?"
Beside the man, the young man called Mumu knelt on one knee: "Return to Your Majesty, yes."
"In this case..." The man picked out three articles from among them, but he didn't read them, and threw them directly to his subordinates, "The protagonists of these three worlds are sent here, and the others, please destroy them!"
"Yes!"
When Chu Ge was still immersed in the novel, seeing the boss Mu Ziche destroying the planet where the male protagonist was staying with with a wave of his hand, he was so excited as if he was the one who held the world's most important situation in his hands, and suddenly he clenched his fist and shouted: "Good job!"
Yun Zhi, who had just opened the door, was caught off guard by his idiot-like words, and came to the other party's desk, and opened his work page with the other party's computer, looking at a special page With the big red cross on it, she suddenly seemed to be poured with a bucket of ice water in winter.
Cool.
How to do!
How to do!
Holding the mouse in his hand, Yun Zhi secretly regretted why he was so obsessed with throwing his own article on it. Isn't this going to drag the rhythm of the whole world into the water?
Turning his head to glance at Chu Ge, who was immersed in the deeds of the male god's domineering side, Yun Zhi apologized to Fa Xiao, and then resolutely opened the software he installed on the other party's computer the day before yesterday.
A dialog box pops up on the page.
"The JJ editing assistance system is started, whether to enable the princess binding."
Yunzhi said 'yes' tremblingly, and suddenly a big JJ icon with wings floated in front of his eyes.
"JJ's editing support system has been activated, editor at the helm: Yun Zhi, host: Chu Ge. Take down the boss who chooses the concubine in QD! Let the world know that romance is nothing, and beauty is the real beauty! Sao Nian, don't be careless! JJ God is optimistic about you!"
A very inspirational passage, but the person who watched it was not Chu Ge who was about to complete the task, but Yun Zhi, the so-called editor at the helm of the system.
Yunzhi looked at the screen with a bitter face, trying to ignore the occasional convulsions during the hours of hair loss, and quietly waited for the system to be bound.
The next moment, Chu Ge, who was shouting cheerfully just now, suddenly died down, lying on the table as if dead, motionless.
Yun Zhi, who was the culprit, pouted, feeling a little guilty.
She said to Chu Ge's body: "Chu Ge, Master Chu, if you come back successfully, I will show you all the treasures!"
Absolutely surprise you.
The author has something to say:
Opening a new pit...Scattering flowers, presenting the protagonist, Uncle Chu. .
Chu Ge, also known as Uncle Chu, is a fool with more money than an author. His favorite thing in life is to hang out in the Bishui forum of JJ Literature Network and let all kinds of girls molested him.
Of course, this does not mean that our Uncle Chu looks mediocre and can only find his presence on the forum. On the contrary, Uncle Chu is tall and leggy, fair-skinned, and handsome. He has the exquisite beauty of a Western vampire.It was also nicknamed "rose with thorns" by Yunzhi, who was a child and his only friend.
And Chu Ge's joking name also has a different story.
Back then, Chu Ge, who lived in an ancient martial arts family, was dissatisfied with a young man of his own age who bullied Yun Zhi. When that person was about to commit a crime against Yun Zhi, he rolled up his sleeves and directly fought with him.
The result of the matter was tragic. At that time, Chu Ge, who had already practiced the family's best internal skill "Chao Ge", accidentally went into a rage. Not only did he turn the guy who hurt Yun Zhi into a cripple, but he also accidentally injured the relative of another elder in the family. grandson.
The upright father of Chu didn't care who made the move first and who took the lead. He only knew that this result was caused by Chu Ge.Therefore, when it came to the verdict, Chu's father showed no mercy at all, and once the order was dropped, Chu Ge, who was only ten years old at the time, was directly expelled from the family.
When Chu Ge left home, Yun Zhi, who was fostered in Chu's family since childhood, also ran out. A pair of childhood sweethearts supported each other. After going through the most difficult period, life gradually improved.
Later, Yun Zhi joined JJ Literature Network and became a small editor under it, while Chu Ge became a martial arts fighter in the martial arts gym, and he had to deal with some little girls who fell in love with him because of his cheeks.
Then, for some reason, a young man who was interested in Chu Ge suddenly came to the martial arts hall, and insisted that Chu Ge perform a set of military boxing for him alone.Chu Ge gave up, and people entangled him like a dog's skin plaster, inviting him to eat, sing, and play.Chu Ge was so disturbed that he quit his job directly, and finally changed to Wenxue.com just like Fa Xiao.
But that young man didn't give up, coaxing a few young girls to lure Chu Ge to the red light district, intending to do something wrong to him.
After all, Chu Ge is not an ordinary person. He grew up in an ancient martial arts family, not to mention internal strength, even his moves are superior.Therefore, he successfully abolished the youth and escaped from the tiger's mouth.
For Chu Ge, Yun Zhi was at ease, and even gave him such an annoying nickname.
Over the years, Chu Ge and Yun Zhi have been friends as well as family members, and they have never surpassed the step of being friends.Because Yun Zhi knew her childhood, and also knew her sexual orientation.
For this reason, Yun Zhi was as worried as her mother, worrying that Chu Ge would be alone all her life, she would go around all day long, looking for all kinds of high-quality men for him.
However, it is a pity that Chu Ge's fate seems to have not yet come. No matter how Yun Zhi arranges, Chu Ge is still alone in the end.
Therefore, Yun Zhi, who has been worrying about it for so many years, constantly reflects on the reasons for the failure of the blind date. In the end, his eyes light up, and his heart is blessed.
So, when Chu Ge came home, Yun Zhi stuffed him with a movie. He didn't remember the scientific name, but Yun Zhi seemed to call it... a male-male action movie.
Chu Ge calmly took the tablet and watched it all night in the room, and when he got up the next morning, his eyes were darkened, his expression was sluggish, and he looked listless.
However, Yun Zhi, who is extremely excited at the moment, deliberately ignores Fa Xiao's fatigue, pulls out the movie with lightning speed, and plays it with one click.Immediately, the melody of "um" and the accompaniment of "ah" resounded throughout the room.
Uncle Chu's nerves are thick, very thick, rough through the sky, but it is such an Uncle Chu, when faced with watching such a special movie with Fa Xiao, he still cannot help being a little shy.And Chu Ge's shyness was that he punched the display screen.
Yun Zhi covered her mouth, and went to mourn her newly bought display screen. Obviously, she didn't even have the heart to blame Uncle Chu. Uncle Chu's criminal record was really too appalling.
So the bored Chu Ge could only wander around in the huge house alone, until he encountered the opened JJ page in the girl's boudoir, and immediately seemed to smell the husky who smelled the fragrance of meat and bones, and fell into it and readily became a boy who spread money.
When Yun Meizi returned to her room, she saw Uncle Chu leaning on the back of the chair with his feet up, with a relaxed and comfortable expression on his face, she immediately became angry.
Yunzhi was very angry, and the consequences were serious.Her anger was manifested in many ways, but the most unbearable thing for Chu Ge was the other party's pranks.For example: adding glue to his shampoo; putting bugs in his pockets, or stuffing women's underwear into his schoolbag...
Because there is everything, there is more than one.
Therefore, when Yun Zhi stuffed a beautifully packaged book into Uncle Chu's hands, the other party's frightened eyes were not fake at all.
Seeing Fa Xiao's unpromising cowardice, Yun Zhi slapped the other person's forehead: "Why stare, your eyes are big enough, and the balls will come out if you stare again! Cough... I want to ask you something, if you don't Answer honestly, this time we will expose the matter."
Uncle Chu nodded his head, thinking that everything would be fine if he could get rid of it. He didn't want to be found by ordinary people with a female sanitary napkin in his mouth, and thus be regarded as a pervert.Such a day must be the unspeakable pain of life.
Fortunately for Chu Ge, Yun Zhi didn't ask any tricky questions. He just stared at him with gossipy eyes and asked him about his favorite position on the bed. zero.
Chu Ge answered without hesitation, and blurted out that he was number zero, without any consideration for the so-called masculine dignity. In his opinion, the ones at the top are no better than the ones at the bottom. There are many.On the other hand, looking at the bottom, you are comfortable and free, and you can come however you want.
Unaware that there was something wrong with the film he gave, Yun Zhi decisively pulled out a book called "Male Sex" from Fa Xiao's hand, leaving only a bound edition that was several plates high.
"Yunzhi, leave that one for me, and I'll give you this one." Uncle Chu looked at the novel in Faxiao's hand that was only as thick as a Chinese textbook with teary eyes.He likes to read the electronic version more than the paper version. The former can let him follow the steps step by step, and the latter always likes to scare him once before he, a person with reading phobia, reads.
Yun Zhi glanced at him nonchalantly, and Chu Ge fell silent immediately, and stopped pushing around.
In the next moment, the girl's reflex tone resounded in Chuge's ears, followed the nerves, and reached the brain, bringing a tremor-like effect: "I will give you a week, after reading "Skynet Recovery", Come here to report your experience!"
Thus, Uncle Chu's bitter reading days kicked off.
Fortunately, the author of this novel has superb writing skills and doesn't like to pile up rhetoric. After reading the whole novel, Chu Ge didn't have a single trash description that made him drowsy.Therefore, Chu Ge was easily brought to the world in the book by the author, to feel the unprecedented spectacular starry sky, and to understand the joys and sorrows of the characters in the book.
At the same time, in an unimaginably extravagant room located in the virtual palace on the Interstellar Skynet, a straight-backed young man in a black suit received the copy from the maid.
He lowered his head slightly, as if he was flipping through the pages, but he seemed to be out of interest: "Mumu, is this all?"
Beside the man, the young man called Mumu knelt on one knee: "Return to Your Majesty, yes."
"In this case..." The man picked out three articles from among them, but he didn't read them, and threw them directly to his subordinates, "The protagonists of these three worlds are sent here, and the others, please destroy them!"
"Yes!"
When Chu Ge was still immersed in the novel, seeing the boss Mu Ziche destroying the planet where the male protagonist was staying with with a wave of his hand, he was so excited as if he was the one who held the world's most important situation in his hands, and suddenly he clenched his fist and shouted: "Good job!"
Yun Zhi, who had just opened the door, was caught off guard by his idiot-like words, and came to the other party's desk, and opened his work page with the other party's computer, looking at a special page With the big red cross on it, she suddenly seemed to be poured with a bucket of ice water in winter.
Cool.
How to do!
How to do!
Holding the mouse in his hand, Yun Zhi secretly regretted why he was so obsessed with throwing his own article on it. Isn't this going to drag the rhythm of the whole world into the water?
Turning his head to glance at Chu Ge, who was immersed in the deeds of the male god's domineering side, Yun Zhi apologized to Fa Xiao, and then resolutely opened the software he installed on the other party's computer the day before yesterday.
A dialog box pops up on the page.
"The JJ editing assistance system is started, whether to enable the princess binding."
Yunzhi said 'yes' tremblingly, and suddenly a big JJ icon with wings floated in front of his eyes.
"JJ's editing support system has been activated, editor at the helm: Yun Zhi, host: Chu Ge. Take down the boss who chooses the concubine in QD! Let the world know that romance is nothing, and beauty is the real beauty! Sao Nian, don't be careless! JJ God is optimistic about you!"
A very inspirational passage, but the person who watched it was not Chu Ge who was about to complete the task, but Yun Zhi, the so-called editor at the helm of the system.
Yunzhi looked at the screen with a bitter face, trying to ignore the occasional convulsions during the hours of hair loss, and quietly waited for the system to be bound.
The next moment, Chu Ge, who was shouting cheerfully just now, suddenly died down, lying on the table as if dead, motionless.
Yun Zhi, who was the culprit, pouted, feeling a little guilty.
She said to Chu Ge's body: "Chu Ge, Master Chu, if you come back successfully, I will show you all the treasures!"
Absolutely surprise you.
The author has something to say:
Opening a new pit...Scattering flowers, presenting the protagonist, Uncle Chu. .
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