Rooster X Rooster

【1】

I am a little rooster. My father and mother were slaughtered and eaten very early, and I don’t know whose stomach it went into. It is estimated that there are not even bones left.

But I am not without relatives. I have chicken friends who live in the same pen as me, and I have a very important master who feeds me and takes care of me every day.

The owner guards the hills that have been passed down from his ancestors and raises our flock of chickens.Instead of being locked in a narrow and dark chicken coop all day long, my friends and I can be free. During the day, we can run around the hills, chasing and playing, and rolling around. At night, we will obediently return to the chicken coop and sleep in a warm Haystack chicken coop.

During the holidays, the owner is also very generous. He will give old hens to relatives and friends. All the hens are good hens. They grew up without feed and received no hormones.

I thought life would go on like this forever. When I grow up, I will mate with a hen to produce chicks. In the end, I can’t escape my fate. Just like my father and mother, I will enter someone’s stomach sooner or later, but... …

【2】

But the weather has changed.

It has been raining for a week, and the whole world is not good. Although the end of the world is not reached, the hens have fallen ill one after another. At present, the global hens are seriously scarce and are on the verge of extinction.

Originally, there will always be one or two roosters in the free-range hens. The presence of roosters can induce the sex of the hens, promote the secretion of estrogen in the hens, and increase the egg production of the hens.

If it is a high-quality rooster from other places, it is more conducive to optimize breeding, enhance the disease resistance of newborn chicks, and thus continue to grow the flock.In addition, there is a rooster leading the chicken flock, which is more harmonious and orderly.

So, originally a rooster would be surrounded by many hens, but now in several hen pens of the owner's house, instead, there are a group of dissatisfied roosters wandering around a hen. , because I have been holding back for too long, I am really hungry and thirsty.

As a pure chick, I turned around and pointed my butt at them, not seeing such an unsuitable scene.

The owner shook his head and sighed again and again. Generally, if there are too many roosters, it is easy to cause the chickens to scramble for the first mating and peck each other, which will cause the hens to be injured and greatly reduce the fertilization rate.

Seeing that there are fewer and fewer hens, and finally one day, the last remaining hen of the owner's family also died of illness.

Master, he almost cried blind, he didn't think about tea every day, no no, he drank grapefruit tea.Anyway, the master drank three boxes of grapefruit tea for three days in a row before he came out of the pain.

My three views have been refreshed again.

In fact, my master has a characteristic, that is, he loves to drink grapefruit tea. He drinks it when he is happy, and also drinks it when he is sad.Other normal people use wine to get rid of their sorrows, but he is special, drinking grapefruit tea to get rid of their worries.

Because the only hen is gone, some roosters want to sneak away to find new owners.

Not to mention how good life can be, but at least some hens can mate, otherwise the energy cannot be relieved, and they will definitely be suffocated!

The roosters escaped, and the number of good chickens gradually decreased, and even the number of eggs was greatly reduced.The owner's chickens couldn't be sold, and the situation got worse day by day. The owner didn't even have to sell the chickens and eggs.

The owner has no money to earn and is getting poorer and poorer.

So for a while, the owner hugged me every day and kept crying: "I'm so poor! I can hardly afford grapefruit tea!"

I:"……"

The owner really loves grapefruit tea.

I became deeply worried, and always felt that when he really couldn't drink grapefruit tea one day, he would die with our group of chickens.

Either sell us all cheap or give them away, or kill them all and eat them until we are full.

The master has the potential to become a lunatic, if this continues, the master will really become poor and crazy!

【3】

But fortunately, with the continuous development of the economy and technology as the primary productive force, scientists and biologists have still developed a hormone-the magical ABO hormone.

With this ABO hormone, even a rooster can conceive a chick.However, after being injected with hormones, what type of chicken can it mutate into?

This also depends on the quality of the chicken's own genes and whether it has acquired plasticity.For example, some chickens are born with insufficient genes, but if they are raised well, they may also become excellent Alpha chickens, or extremely precious Omega chickens.

In short, Omega chickens are the most precious and scarce at present. Alpha chickens have excellent genes, are of high quality, and can be bred immediately. Beta chickens have the largest number, are common and common, and are the cheapest chickens on the market.

Regarding the mutation success rate of Omega chickens, there is no 80% example in the world so far. It is said that the luckiest chicken farmers abroad have reached [-]%.The master's ambition is not great, and he doesn't expect to get many Omega chickens. If there are a little more Alpha chickens, he will be satisfied.

In the area where my master and I live, the success rate of the Alpha chickens on the mountain next door is over 50%, and the number accounts for half of the chicken flock. Therefore, in a similar environment, the master takes good care of us every day. Confidence, unfortunately backfired—

Among all the penis of the owner, there is not a single Alpha chicken!Not even a viable Omega chicken! ! !

The owner was confused and suspected that he had bought fake ABO hormones.

After he found the merchant and confirmed that it was correct, he began to doubt life again.Three days passed, the owner was so desperate that he planned to commit suicide by jumping into the river with all his grapefruit tea.

The dicks were also frightened and stupid, each of them wished to "fly" up to stop the owner.

I usually have a slow reflex arc, but this time I was still bewildered. The effect of the ABO hormone was three days slower than other chickens, but it mutated into an Omega chicken.

The master didn't commit suicide anymore, he stared at me with burning eyes and saw hope.

Master: "You are my little angel!"

"..."

I got goosebumps all over my body, a little disgusted by him.

【4】

However, I am very disappointed.

The agreed Omega chicken releases pheromones and comes with aphrodisiacs to lure Alpha chickens?

The promised Omega chicken is the most precious, and the fertility rate is absolutely guaranteed?

We agreed to be each other's angels!

——The master roared.

I... I I I...

I stuttered in horror.

"You're not my angel chicken."

The master finally left a word and bought several boxes of grapefruit tea, drinking them day and night.

I'm worried that he'll drink badly, really.

I understand that the master thinks I'm useless, he hates iron for being weak, and I hate myself too.

Even if chickens all over the world have been transformed by ABO hormones and have been affected and mutated, even if I am now the most sought-after Omega chicken, there are exceptions to everything, and there is always the most unlucky chicken.

As much as I hate to admit it, I was the unluckiest chicken.

I've never been ashamed to confess that I'm ugly.

I am thin and small, no matter how much I eat, I don’t get fat, my rooster comb is not tall and straight, the hair on my body is uneven, and the color of the coat is not bright at all, and the hair on my tail is even sparser. I was born bald, very ugly.

Now that I have become an Omega chicken, the owner feeds me the best ones, but I am still as thin as before, and I still can't get fat no matter what.The owner was very anxious, and he invited the most famous local veterinarian to see my situation.

The veterinarian wearing glasses observed me for a long time, checked me repeatedly, and finally looked regretful.

He said that as an Omega chicken, not only can I not release pheromones, but I can't gain weight.

For an Omega chicken like me, it's a waste to live.

The owner was so angry that he drove the veterinarian away.

Unlike usual jokes with us, this is the first time the master has lost his temper. He can scold us stupid chickens, and it’s useless to dislike me, but he doesn’t allow others to say nonsense!

The master actually cares about me very much. He spent a lot of money and put a lot of effort into me.The other Beta chickens are envious and jealous, saying that besides grapefruit tea, the owner loves me second.

I was flattered, but also guilty.

I'm clearly an Omega chicken, but I don't like the Alpha chickens, and I can't give birth to chicks to support the whole place for the master.

Alas, I must be the most useless Omega chicken, useless.

But life is very precious. To be honest, I don’t want to die at all. I think of what A Niang said when she left me.

A Niang said that she loves me very much, let me live a good life, and live strong with my beloved chicken.

A few days later, the master accepted this cruel fact. He touched my bald chicken tail and said, "Just stay with me."

I'm small and ugly, no one wants to eat me, no chicken likes me, wants to mate with me, maybe I can't have a chick yet.

The master said: Let me accompany him.

【5】

Except for my Omega chicken, the owner's chickens are all ordinary Beta chickens.

The master was heartbroken and often sighed: "Oh, what should I do with you? My silly chickens."

A group of silly Beta chickens were dissatisfied and shouted: Master, master!Only we are the most normal dicks!The power of the crowd is great!

Although this group of ordinary Beta chickens hold high the banner of the mass line, in fact, they are also super envious of the tall, handsome and majestic Alpha chickens, and many of them also want to mate with Alpha chickens-bring chickens.

Technology is still improving, and now there is another ABO regulator that is popular in the market. It is said that it can transform the most common and largest number of Beta chickens into Alpha chickens.

Seeing business opportunities, some people even set up special training schools, where teachers and instructors are responsible for slowly adjusting the Beta chickens that have been injected with conditioners into top Alpha chickens.

With government regulation, ABO hormones are not expensive to sell, but the newly developed regulators are very expensive, plus the tuition fees of training schools, the owner who does not make much money is reluctant to use them indiscriminately. Among the chickens, a Beta cock with the most potential was selected.

Because it is the oldest, I have been secretly calling him "Brother Silly B" in my heart.

The master patted Brother Silly B: "It's up to you, I'm very optimistic about you!"

The highly encouraged silly brother B raised his head high, and was also very confident in himself, looking full of confidence.

Because I had to go to the training school to report, before Brother Silly B left, I waved my skinny chicken feet and said, "Brother Silly, go well and have a good journey."

Silly Brother B: ...

I know he definitely remembers me. In fact, the owner never gave it a name. I yelled "Brother Stupid B" and everyone recognized the name.

Oh, so it's called "Silly Big Brother".

【6】

One day I picked up a rooster while swimming and taking a bath in the river.

At first I thought it was a pervert who just wanted to peep at me, but I didn't expect it to be a "sick chicken".Its eye was so swollen it was clearly injured and could not see.

The rooster was unconscious, and it should have floated down the upper reaches. Its fat body was able to float on the water and never sank.I poked it curiously, and our feathers got tangled together.

Eh? !I am obsessed with it.

What the hell is this!This is the first time I have encountered such an unscientific thing in my life!

Yet it happened.

I wanted to go ashore, so I had to drag it ashore along with it.After the chicken regained consciousness, it kept calling me "Save the Chicken".

I am embarrassed.

In fact, I didn't intend to save it, I just accidentally saw it and picked it up.

But the fat blind chicken insisted that I saved it, well, let's save it.

Since I was recognized by the blind fat chicken as a "life-saving chicken", I couldn't do anything with my conscience and feel sorry for it. After that, I decided to stick to the good chicken and save the chicken to the end, so I took it back to my chicken coop.

Of course, this cannot escape the eyes of the master.

【7】

I have always been dull, seeing it fat and blind, but I have been ignoring the sex of this cock.

Incredible!Turns out it was an Alpha rooster!

The master's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Perfect! I don't need to save money to buy Alpha chicken, and I can save a lot of money to buy grapefruit tea, hahaha..."

I:"……"

The owner is really a madman, a grapefruit tea madman!

In this way, I accidentally picked up a foreign chicken, which is an Alpha rooster with excellent genes.

Shouldn't Alpha cocks be gods?But this chicken is so fat and blind, it's so pitiful.

My sympathy overflowed, and it evokes paternal love.

I was ashamed of the "life-saving chicken" it called, so I reported my family name: "My name is Xiao Ji, and I am an Omega chicken living on this mountain. What's your name?"

Forgot to say, I am a chicken with only a name, and my name is "Xiao Ji".

Uh, it looks like the name was chosen by an uneducated master, but I don't dislike it. I understand that the master doesn't read much and is too busy drinking grapefruit tea and raising chickens.

According to the rumors, the Alpha chickens are very high-end, and they must all have very tall and good names, such as Ji Aotian, Ji Ritian, Ji Liangchen, and Ji Erkang, etc.

There are also old chickens, and some foreign chickens, such as various XX chickens, have appeared in fairy tales.

"Your name is...Little Jiji?"

I was taken aback, and quickly corrected: "No, it's Xiao Ji."

"Little Jiji, my name is Daji."

I:"……"

The name is unexpectedly simple and rude, the rumors are unbelievable, and fairy tales are all lies.

"Hello, big plan chicken."

The author has something to say: I have a brain hole for a while, thank you for your support, and there is a follow-up~