Fast-wearing Inner Demon
Chapter 105 9.52 Lazy
Lin Lu worked for a month, and when she received her salary at the beginning of March, the amount on the salary slip became [-].
He was hypocritical but seemed to be really ignorant and simple, and went to the accountant, saying, sister, did you make a mistake?If you made a mistake, you should quickly change it back. I haven’t seen my salary slip yet, so no one will know about it. Don’t let you make a mistake and post my salary instead.
Unlike the original owner who worked in the company for half a year, people hated dogs, and Lin Lu became popular after less than a month of work. Even the financial relative of the big boss, a middle-aged woman with a stern face, stretched out her hand He touched his fair face.
"You are so stupid." Kai, a woman who doesn't have enough oil, pinched his face lightly, and said affectionately: "Remember to buy a cigarette for your boss later, your salary was ordered to increase for you, young man Be smart."
Lin Lu rubbed her hands at a loss, and gave a grateful and blank smile in the posture of being pinched by a woman: "Why will the boss give me a salary increase? I still don't have much success at work, thank you for your advice! I will try my best to do a good job for the company!"
"Go! Do it well!" The woman, who was amused by the truth, patted his face again, laughing so hard.
Lin Lu, who turned around and received her salary, took out the extra 2000 yuan, and used it to buy two good cigarettes that the director often smokes and a bottle of foreign wine, but she kept it silently, and put it in her bag to carry it. go to company.
After work, I went to the company's parking lot with the little colleague who had become a buddy, put it by the boss's car door and ran away.
The little colleague who became a little buddy said: "You are stupid! Why don't you wait for the boss to come and give it to him face to face? If you send it like this, the boss doesn't even know it's your intention. Isn't it a waste of money? What else is there? significance?"
Lin Lu once again stunned the little colleague's eyes with a hearty and simple smile: "It's fine if you want it, you don't have to be known!"
The little colleague is a straight man, but he still felt his heart beating inexplicably, and it started up strangely because of this smile and these words. He kicked Chu Helan unhappily, and hummed: "You just keep doing this." Go on stupid, you! Bitch!"
"How stupid am I?" Lin Lu was a little unhappy, and kicked the little colleague back.
"You're just stupid and stupid!" The little colleague insisted on his judgment very much, and put his arms around Chu Helan's shoulders: "Let's go!"
The two happily went to the skewer, the director came to his car, saw the bag of things, really don't know who gave it to him, he is a software ape mixed up to the director's position, the salary is high, but Never received a gift.
Who the hell gives a software ape a gift?Ya is the leader of the teacher and doctor again, what's the use of sending it?A group of apes under his command don't understand these ways of the world.
For a piece of software, the entire software development department worked on it for more than a month, and finally came up with a finished product. The director looked at it again and again, and changed it again and again. After confirming that it was OK, he prepared to send the disk to the big boss for a look.
Lin Lu, who had been waiting there all this time, came up to the boss when he was about to get off work, refilled the director's teacup with hot water, and shyly took out his plate: "Boss! I'll try it too. I made a software this time, can you help me take a look?"
"It's so lofty!" The director took the plate, slapped Chu Helan's head with it a few times, and hummed, "You want to fly before you learn how to walk?"
After filming, ignoring Chu Helan's depressed and frustrated expression, he broke the plate in half and threw it into the trash can.
This young man has become more flexible in his hands and feet recently, and his eyes have changed. He thought it was a change of sex, but he could cultivate it twice, but he was still the same impetuous!
He led the whole department to do things for more than a month. Can this half bucket of water that can't even do the maintenance of the webpage be done by one person?Still let him see?How free do you think he is?Time to waste on that kind of garbage?
Chu Helan lowered his head, no one in the office dared to say anything.
The director packed up and took the fruits of everyone's labor to find the big boss, and the little colleague dared to go up and pat Lin Lu on the shoulder: "Alan! Are you okay? The boss said this for your own good."
Chu Helan rubbed his eyes with his hands, raised his head, and saw that the eye sockets of his little colleague were all red, and he clenched his hands into fists: "I just want the boss to show me, I know I can't do it, just want to show Look, I did all-nighters for over a month."
When the little colleague saw those red eyes, his heart skipped a beat, and he felt angry inexplicably, blaming the boss for going too far. He patted his chest and said loyally: "Do you still have any?" Backup, I'll show you!"
"Yes, yes!" Lin Lu rubbed his hands and laughed, and took out another disk to his colleague, very sincerely: "Looking at my disk, where is the problem, where is the problem, and how can I improve it? You have to point it out to me!"
"Wow!" The little colleague jumped back exaggeratedly, and shouted, "The amount of work is not huge, I lost money."
"I invite you to eat kebabs and go clubbing!" Lin Lu looked guilty and ingratiating: "If you point it out, I invite you to eat kebabs and go clubbing on weekends."
When I went to work the next day, my little colleague had a gloomy face and ignored Lin Lu all morning.
Lin Lu acted conscientiously, looked at his cloudy face several times but hesitated to speak, his eyes were full of doubt and sadness.
When it was time to break for lunch at noon, the little colleague with a sullen face pulled Lin Lu to the roof, threw the plate on him, and opened his mouth: "Aren't you very happy playing with me?! Have you always Are you kidding me?!"
Lin Lu nodded madly in her heart, saying yes, yes, with pure doubt and sadness on her face, bent down to pick up the disk, and said with a slight choke, "What's the matter? Why did you say that suddenly? Aren't we friends?" ?”
"Go to your sister's friend!" The little colleague suddenly felt another thump in his heart, feeling that he was not so angry anymore, and his tone softened a little: "You really made the software on this disk by yourself? It's just over a month Made it after working overtime at night?"
Lin Lu nodded, this time he can finally say yes, he said that it is really interesting to play with the little colleague, the bad taste is probably infected by the disgust and jealousy towards the little colleague in the memory of the original owner.
If he didn't come, the little colleague would be the most serious person in the company who ridiculed the original owner, who looked down on the original owner on the surface, and the rest of the people mostly ignored the original owner.
The original owner couldn't bear the jealousy and ridicule, so he resigned, and finally became an abandoned house with nothing to do.
Sometimes, Lin Lu will be a little confused. He seems to feel too deeply the likes and dislikes of every possessed object. He tries hard to suppress it, but in his subconscious, it is inevitable that he will feel good or bad based on the memory of the original owner who has been subverted by him. To fix the good and bad that have been subverted, including habits and characters, will be relatively affected.
As if he really was the original owner, he dutifully avenged the original owner, just like he was avenging himself.
What is included in the contract and what is not included in the contract are all done consciously or unconsciously. In fact, it is a bit too much.
"Then what else do you learn from me?!" The little colleague's suppressed anger burst out again, he gritted his teeth and wanted to bite Lin Lu, his eyes were red: "Since you have such abilities, why do you pretend to be confused like a rookie like me?" Don't you know anything yourself?"
"I really don't know how to maintain it! I just learned a little bit about making web pages from you recently." Lin Lu was still puzzled and sad: "How can I have any skills? Why don't I know? Brother Cheng, you What are you talking about?"
He will give his little colleague a chance. If the little colleague is willing to be his little brother obediently in the future, he will let him go. If the little colleague..., then no wonder he is there.
In the last world, Bababa said that he would be sent back, but who can really guarantee whether it is true or not, so he wants to indulge his life as much as he can within the scope of his control.
"You really don't know what I'm talking about?" When I asked this, the little colleague's eyeballs were rolling, and his face was full of colorful emotions and desires.
Lin Lu thought it was very interesting to watch. People's mind and character are really interesting things.
"I really really don't know what you're talking about!" Lin Lu scratched her hair angrily, looking anxious.
"Forget it, it's okay." In the end, the little colleague said so, stretched out his hand and snatched back the disk in Lin Lu's hand, and put his arms around Lin Lu's shoulder in a vague way, with such a clear and preoccupied appearance: "Let's Let's go to lunch, my treat."
Lin Lu put his arms around his little colleague's shoulders, and said happily, "Brother Cheng is a rare treat, if I had known, I wouldn't have had breakfast!"
Throughout the afternoon, the little colleague became absent-minded, apparently still finishing his background work of maintaining the software developed by the company, but from his erroneous answers, Lin Lu knew that he was distracted and thinking.
He thought that his little colleague had already made up his mind to take the road of snatching, but he didn't expect that after get off work, he would turn around again. The little colleague dragged him to a coffee shop near the company, and returned the disk to him with a serious face.
Tell him: "Alan! Your software is very good, very good, better than the results of the whole department of the company working hard for more than a month."
"I think you should give this software a try and show it to the big boss over the director, and let him choose which one to use."
So this is why he likes to play this kind of game. Everyone has good and evil in their hearts, and a slight change may change a person's choice on the balance of good and evil.
The changes brought about by some changes can be foreseen at a glance, while some are unknown, which can be manipulated and full of surprises, how exciting and interesting.
If he asks Bababa to send him back to his own childhood, can he also play with such changes and give himself a completely different life?
However, that doesn't seem to be interesting, because his own life is over, and it won't feel true if he changes it, so does he change other people's to comfort himself?His heart must have completely rotted away.
"Brother Cheng, you didn't lie to me?" Lin Lu opened his eyes wide: "In fact, I only started programming in the past six months."
"And I don't even know what the big boss looks like. I've never met the big boss. How can I tell the big boss to choose?"
"However, maybe I can hack the computer of the director or the accountant, so that I can know the email address of the big boss, and then send the software to the big boss to have a look? Brother Cheng, do you think this is feasible?"
Is the sentence at the end of the sentence feasible? He suddenly smiled not so innocently, but rather meaningfully.
The little colleague was stunned for a moment, then he stammered and said, "Don't call me Brother Cheng, just call me Xiao Cheng."
He was hypocritical but seemed to be really ignorant and simple, and went to the accountant, saying, sister, did you make a mistake?If you made a mistake, you should quickly change it back. I haven’t seen my salary slip yet, so no one will know about it. Don’t let you make a mistake and post my salary instead.
Unlike the original owner who worked in the company for half a year, people hated dogs, and Lin Lu became popular after less than a month of work. Even the financial relative of the big boss, a middle-aged woman with a stern face, stretched out her hand He touched his fair face.
"You are so stupid." Kai, a woman who doesn't have enough oil, pinched his face lightly, and said affectionately: "Remember to buy a cigarette for your boss later, your salary was ordered to increase for you, young man Be smart."
Lin Lu rubbed her hands at a loss, and gave a grateful and blank smile in the posture of being pinched by a woman: "Why will the boss give me a salary increase? I still don't have much success at work, thank you for your advice! I will try my best to do a good job for the company!"
"Go! Do it well!" The woman, who was amused by the truth, patted his face again, laughing so hard.
Lin Lu, who turned around and received her salary, took out the extra 2000 yuan, and used it to buy two good cigarettes that the director often smokes and a bottle of foreign wine, but she kept it silently, and put it in her bag to carry it. go to company.
After work, I went to the company's parking lot with the little colleague who had become a buddy, put it by the boss's car door and ran away.
The little colleague who became a little buddy said: "You are stupid! Why don't you wait for the boss to come and give it to him face to face? If you send it like this, the boss doesn't even know it's your intention. Isn't it a waste of money? What else is there? significance?"
Lin Lu once again stunned the little colleague's eyes with a hearty and simple smile: "It's fine if you want it, you don't have to be known!"
The little colleague is a straight man, but he still felt his heart beating inexplicably, and it started up strangely because of this smile and these words. He kicked Chu Helan unhappily, and hummed: "You just keep doing this." Go on stupid, you! Bitch!"
"How stupid am I?" Lin Lu was a little unhappy, and kicked the little colleague back.
"You're just stupid and stupid!" The little colleague insisted on his judgment very much, and put his arms around Chu Helan's shoulders: "Let's go!"
The two happily went to the skewer, the director came to his car, saw the bag of things, really don't know who gave it to him, he is a software ape mixed up to the director's position, the salary is high, but Never received a gift.
Who the hell gives a software ape a gift?Ya is the leader of the teacher and doctor again, what's the use of sending it?A group of apes under his command don't understand these ways of the world.
For a piece of software, the entire software development department worked on it for more than a month, and finally came up with a finished product. The director looked at it again and again, and changed it again and again. After confirming that it was OK, he prepared to send the disk to the big boss for a look.
Lin Lu, who had been waiting there all this time, came up to the boss when he was about to get off work, refilled the director's teacup with hot water, and shyly took out his plate: "Boss! I'll try it too. I made a software this time, can you help me take a look?"
"It's so lofty!" The director took the plate, slapped Chu Helan's head with it a few times, and hummed, "You want to fly before you learn how to walk?"
After filming, ignoring Chu Helan's depressed and frustrated expression, he broke the plate in half and threw it into the trash can.
This young man has become more flexible in his hands and feet recently, and his eyes have changed. He thought it was a change of sex, but he could cultivate it twice, but he was still the same impetuous!
He led the whole department to do things for more than a month. Can this half bucket of water that can't even do the maintenance of the webpage be done by one person?Still let him see?How free do you think he is?Time to waste on that kind of garbage?
Chu Helan lowered his head, no one in the office dared to say anything.
The director packed up and took the fruits of everyone's labor to find the big boss, and the little colleague dared to go up and pat Lin Lu on the shoulder: "Alan! Are you okay? The boss said this for your own good."
Chu Helan rubbed his eyes with his hands, raised his head, and saw that the eye sockets of his little colleague were all red, and he clenched his hands into fists: "I just want the boss to show me, I know I can't do it, just want to show Look, I did all-nighters for over a month."
When the little colleague saw those red eyes, his heart skipped a beat, and he felt angry inexplicably, blaming the boss for going too far. He patted his chest and said loyally: "Do you still have any?" Backup, I'll show you!"
"Yes, yes!" Lin Lu rubbed his hands and laughed, and took out another disk to his colleague, very sincerely: "Looking at my disk, where is the problem, where is the problem, and how can I improve it? You have to point it out to me!"
"Wow!" The little colleague jumped back exaggeratedly, and shouted, "The amount of work is not huge, I lost money."
"I invite you to eat kebabs and go clubbing!" Lin Lu looked guilty and ingratiating: "If you point it out, I invite you to eat kebabs and go clubbing on weekends."
When I went to work the next day, my little colleague had a gloomy face and ignored Lin Lu all morning.
Lin Lu acted conscientiously, looked at his cloudy face several times but hesitated to speak, his eyes were full of doubt and sadness.
When it was time to break for lunch at noon, the little colleague with a sullen face pulled Lin Lu to the roof, threw the plate on him, and opened his mouth: "Aren't you very happy playing with me?! Have you always Are you kidding me?!"
Lin Lu nodded madly in her heart, saying yes, yes, with pure doubt and sadness on her face, bent down to pick up the disk, and said with a slight choke, "What's the matter? Why did you say that suddenly? Aren't we friends?" ?”
"Go to your sister's friend!" The little colleague suddenly felt another thump in his heart, feeling that he was not so angry anymore, and his tone softened a little: "You really made the software on this disk by yourself? It's just over a month Made it after working overtime at night?"
Lin Lu nodded, this time he can finally say yes, he said that it is really interesting to play with the little colleague, the bad taste is probably infected by the disgust and jealousy towards the little colleague in the memory of the original owner.
If he didn't come, the little colleague would be the most serious person in the company who ridiculed the original owner, who looked down on the original owner on the surface, and the rest of the people mostly ignored the original owner.
The original owner couldn't bear the jealousy and ridicule, so he resigned, and finally became an abandoned house with nothing to do.
Sometimes, Lin Lu will be a little confused. He seems to feel too deeply the likes and dislikes of every possessed object. He tries hard to suppress it, but in his subconscious, it is inevitable that he will feel good or bad based on the memory of the original owner who has been subverted by him. To fix the good and bad that have been subverted, including habits and characters, will be relatively affected.
As if he really was the original owner, he dutifully avenged the original owner, just like he was avenging himself.
What is included in the contract and what is not included in the contract are all done consciously or unconsciously. In fact, it is a bit too much.
"Then what else do you learn from me?!" The little colleague's suppressed anger burst out again, he gritted his teeth and wanted to bite Lin Lu, his eyes were red: "Since you have such abilities, why do you pretend to be confused like a rookie like me?" Don't you know anything yourself?"
"I really don't know how to maintain it! I just learned a little bit about making web pages from you recently." Lin Lu was still puzzled and sad: "How can I have any skills? Why don't I know? Brother Cheng, you What are you talking about?"
He will give his little colleague a chance. If the little colleague is willing to be his little brother obediently in the future, he will let him go. If the little colleague..., then no wonder he is there.
In the last world, Bababa said that he would be sent back, but who can really guarantee whether it is true or not, so he wants to indulge his life as much as he can within the scope of his control.
"You really don't know what I'm talking about?" When I asked this, the little colleague's eyeballs were rolling, and his face was full of colorful emotions and desires.
Lin Lu thought it was very interesting to watch. People's mind and character are really interesting things.
"I really really don't know what you're talking about!" Lin Lu scratched her hair angrily, looking anxious.
"Forget it, it's okay." In the end, the little colleague said so, stretched out his hand and snatched back the disk in Lin Lu's hand, and put his arms around Lin Lu's shoulder in a vague way, with such a clear and preoccupied appearance: "Let's Let's go to lunch, my treat."
Lin Lu put his arms around his little colleague's shoulders, and said happily, "Brother Cheng is a rare treat, if I had known, I wouldn't have had breakfast!"
Throughout the afternoon, the little colleague became absent-minded, apparently still finishing his background work of maintaining the software developed by the company, but from his erroneous answers, Lin Lu knew that he was distracted and thinking.
He thought that his little colleague had already made up his mind to take the road of snatching, but he didn't expect that after get off work, he would turn around again. The little colleague dragged him to a coffee shop near the company, and returned the disk to him with a serious face.
Tell him: "Alan! Your software is very good, very good, better than the results of the whole department of the company working hard for more than a month."
"I think you should give this software a try and show it to the big boss over the director, and let him choose which one to use."
So this is why he likes to play this kind of game. Everyone has good and evil in their hearts, and a slight change may change a person's choice on the balance of good and evil.
The changes brought about by some changes can be foreseen at a glance, while some are unknown, which can be manipulated and full of surprises, how exciting and interesting.
If he asks Bababa to send him back to his own childhood, can he also play with such changes and give himself a completely different life?
However, that doesn't seem to be interesting, because his own life is over, and it won't feel true if he changes it, so does he change other people's to comfort himself?His heart must have completely rotted away.
"Brother Cheng, you didn't lie to me?" Lin Lu opened his eyes wide: "In fact, I only started programming in the past six months."
"And I don't even know what the big boss looks like. I've never met the big boss. How can I tell the big boss to choose?"
"However, maybe I can hack the computer of the director or the accountant, so that I can know the email address of the big boss, and then send the software to the big boss to have a look? Brother Cheng, do you think this is feasible?"
Is the sentence at the end of the sentence feasible? He suddenly smiled not so innocently, but rather meaningfully.
The little colleague was stunned for a moment, then he stammered and said, "Don't call me Brother Cheng, just call me Xiao Cheng."
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