Fast-wearing Inner Demon

It was the 29th of the twelfth lunar month at this time, and the next day was New Year's Eve, and the shopping malls on the street were crowded with people rushing to buy new year's goods.

And because the wage earners have all returned to their hometowns, the city is actually a bit empty and quiet again.

Lin Lu took the little hero Chu He by the hand, carrying a travel bag, and easily found a vacant seat on the bus and sat down.

Chu He stared at Chu Helan without blinking, but his hair was a bit long, covering almost half of his eyes, so it was hard to find him staring at people without blinking.

Lin Luzhan sat on the bus seat in a daze, and patted his thigh: "I'll take you to get your hair cut in a while, and then how about buying you two new sets of clothes and shoes for New Year's Eve tomorrow? Like something else We also want to buy something, let's make a list?"

Chu He glanced at him and said, "Are you rich? If you're really poor, you don't have to buy it for me."

This bad-hearted male lead has such a small mouth at such a young age!Lin Lu ignored him and decided to only take him to eat Lanzhou ramen at noon!

There is a Lanzhou ramen restaurant and a barber shop on the street where Lin Lu is renting now. It is past meal time, and there are no other customers in the Lanzhou ramen restaurant. : "Two bowls of beef noodles, with eggs and no coriander."

The boss in a white robe and hat glanced at him, turned around and entered the kitchen behind.

Lin Lu hurriedly added behind him: "Don't add coriander! I won't eat it if I add coriander!"

Chu He glanced at him, secretly remembering that this person does not eat coriander, but said in his mouth: "I am willing to eat it! Why don't you eat coriander so delicious? Can you add coriander to my bowl?", stood up and said I have to go to the back kitchen to add coriander.

"Don't!" Lin Lu grabbed Chu He, and said anxiously: "One bowl is added and the other is not added. I will remember it wrong at that time. What should I do if I add both bowls? What's so delicious about coriander? I said it smelled like bedbugs!"

"You are such a troublesome person!" Chu He took advantage of the opportunity and sat down on the empty seat next to Chu Helan, from facing each other to sitting side by side, his small hand grasped the fingers of Chu Helan's big hand, and hummed : "Uncle Dean said that picky eaters will not grow up."

Lin Lu didn't want to talk to him, because he didn't have Xiang in his hand, so he couldn't throw a bunch at him.

Seven or eight minutes later, the boss delivered the first bowl of noodles. Lin Lu looked at it, her eyes widened, and she said angrily, "I said no coriander! Why did you add it to me! The most annoying thing in the world It’s just that I encountered coriander while eating!”

It's probably not the first time the boss has encountered such a fluffy customer, so he said calmly, then I'll pick out the coriander for you?

Lin Lu was still very angry: "Even if you pick it out, there is still a smell of coriander in the soup, disgusting! Give him this bowl, and don't add coriander to the next bowl! Forget it! I'll watch you put down a bowl The ingredients for the bowl!"

Staring at Lin Lu, who was adding spring onions and soup, the boss returned to his seat with the noodle bowl in his hands, but he was sitting at another table.

He said that there was coriander in the human noodle bowl at the same table, and the smell wafted into his nose, which still made him sick.

The six-year-old Chu He thought it was interesting, so he sat down at Chu Helan's table again with the bowl in his arms, and put coriander in his face and put it in his mouth.

Lin Lu wrinkled her nose and dodged it, barely resisting her childish urge to change tables again, picked up the poached egg, separated the yolk from the poached egg, threw it into Chu He's soup bowl, and said sanctimoniously, "Eat more Some eggs to supplement!"

"Picky eaters!" Chu He rolled his eyes at Chu Helan in disdain, and snorted coldly: "You actually hate eating egg yolks, right? Pretending to be an adult!"

Yes!It's picky eaters!The original owner was a middle-aged and second-year-old, and he was so picky about eating. A small part of the reason for his suicide was that he felt more and more hopeless about the terrible food in the prison.

Lin Lu inherited the original owner's body, so he also inherited the picky eating habits of the other party, a lot of food is bedbugs!bed bugs!

Lin Lu, who was seen through all the truth by a kindergarten kid, struggled to stick to the very good principle of not talking.

Go for a haircut after eating noodles. A barbershop is no better than a restaurant. It's the end of the year and everyone needs a haircut for the New Year, so there are more people inside.

Seeing seven or eight people lined up, Lin Lu paid 20 yuan to Chu He: "You wait in line here, and I'll go up and take this travel bag home first, and I'll pick you up when I'm done."

"No!" Chu He squeezed his hand and shouted: "You want to leave and never return, what are you going to do if you throw me here?!"

"How can I! The boss of this store knows me." Coaxing him, the boss said that the young man was a bit unfamiliar.

"Anyway, I don't care! Either I go home with you, or you line up with me!" Chu He bit his hand to death and did not let go.

The chattering was so eye-catching, Lin Lu had no choice but to smoke a cigarette and line up with him, and when it was finally his turn, he opened his mouth in annoyed revenge: "Boss! Give him a bald head! Just take the fader Push clean!"

Chu He kicked him, and said to the barber himself: "Hi Uncle, give me a haircut like that Yang Yangyang!"

What!As expected of the male lead, he knew at the age of six that he wanted to imitate the hairstyle of the popular little fresh meat, and play handsome to trick little girls!

He is indeed a man who can open a harem when he grows up!It is decisive that you can look old at the age of three!Lin Lu, who can also open a harem, but doesn't want to open a cleanliness, insists that he is a straight man regardless of the facts, and expresses contempt for the male lead's choice.

Then he took advantage of Chu He being pushed to the seat by the barber, slipped away and ran away.

When he threw his travel bag into the rented house and went back to the barber shop, he received the courtesy of Chu He's chain of eighteen fingers.

Man, can a man beg for mercy for a child by pinching soft flesh a few times?

No!cannot!Lin Lu firmly endured the child's abuse of him, and took Chu He to the shopping mall.

This one is big and small, both have good looks, although Chu He is a bit flabbergasted, but he can't bear his good looks, so he is a very flirtatious little handsome pot, entered the children's clothing store, and was immediately warmed up by the salesperson in the store entertain.

One of them looked like a high school girl with fair skin and said catchily: "Your brother is so cute! Is your brother a college student? Which school do you go to? I'm from XX Girls' High School and I work part-time here."

Chu He felt that he was under great threat, and shouted at people: "That's my father! What brother? He messed with my mother and got me when he was 16! Sister, you must be careful, my father is very serious. life in chaos!"

The scene was silent for a while, and all the clerks in the children's clothing store looked at Chu Helan and Chu He with weird eyes, but they didn't notice it at all!He looks gentle and delicate, but he is actually a 16-year-old beast who has a big girl's belly? ! !

This was a bit embarrassing, Lin Lu dragged Chu He to pick out two sets of clothes in a disheveled manner, then hurriedly checked out and ran away.

But he didn't remind Chu He not to talk nonsense, although it was a bit embarrassing, but the male lead didn't call him father, did he?

When the red envelopes are distributed on New Year's Eve, maybe he can trick the hero into kneeling down and calling him dad?When you think about it that way, the future is really bright.

In addition to children's clothes, Lin Lu took the six-year-old male protagonist to the supermarket again, bought him a set of toothbrushes, cups and towels for washing, then picked up two packs of quick-frozen dumplings, and headed home.

Before opening the door of the rented house, Lin Lu was ready to bear the little male lead's complaints and contempt.

It's just a small room with one bedroom, one kitchen and one bathroom, in a very cheap location, so he, a college student who just graduated, can afford to rent it.

Open the door and you will see the room. A cloth wardrobe is placed next to the door, and a 1.5-meter wooden bed is placed next to the cloth wardrobe. Then there is a foldable table that can be used as a computer desk or a dining table. and some plastic stools.

The room is only about a dozen square meters, with a small balcony at the end. The bathroom and the kitchen are side by side, so you have to go to the roof to dry your clothes.

The conditions are not good, and he is indeed quite poor, but this is only temporary.

Even if he doesn't rely on his own ability and follows the original owner's original route, in a few years, he will be a successful man with a small car and a commercial house in his name!

Unexpectedly, Chu He didn't complain about him, but threw himself on the wooden bed happily: "There is only one bed, will the two of us sleep together that night? It seems that there is only one quilt, so we can only sleep together." Shall we build a quilt together?"

Lin Lu wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead, and felt that the question of the six-year-old male protagonist was a little turbulent, and full of some indescribable lust: "Then I'll go down now and buy you another one." Bed? It seems that there is still a pillow missing?"

"Forget it!" Chu He waved his hand, and said with a great sense of self: "Look at how poor you are! I'll save you some money!"

So, after all, he is still poor, right?Lin Lu felt a little upset, but he couldn't be more arrogant than a child, so he snorted coldly as a way of confrontation and expression, so he had to take a deep breath to swallow the resentment.

When it was time to go to bed at night, the roughness of being a big man was fully revealed.

I didn’t buy bath balls for the child, and the child used his. The towels after bathing were not sold for the child, so I had to use my own T-shirt to wipe them, and I didn’t buy pajamas for the child, and the child didn’t want to wear them in the orphanage. The ones brought out... In the end, he randomly took his own big nightgown and put it on.Anyway, suddenly everything is missing.

Even the quick-frozen dumplings for dinner lacked a bowl, so I had to serve them in teacups, and I lacked a pair of chopsticks, so I stubbornly used spoons.

It was a mess, piles of missing this and that, Lin Lu was so annoyed that he smoked another half pack of cigarettes before he was done, and turned off the lights to sleep.

"Tell me a story!" Chu He, who shared a pillow and a quilt with Chu Helan, took a deep breath of happiness, and moved his small body to the person who was already close to him, Squeezed on the body.

"Scream Dad, come and listen, and I'll tell you." Lin Lu went to fumble for the cigarette case again, lay down on the bed, lit the cigarette, took a deep breath, and exhaled a smoke ring. In fact, he wanted to say: You kneel Come down and call Dad, and I will tell you!

"Father!" Chu He immediately yelled loudly without any hesitation or ambiguity.

Lin Lu was so frightened by his sudden loud sound in his ear that his hands trembled and he almost set the quilt on fire.

"You want to hear the story of the horse?!" He exhaled again, making the whole room smell of smoke.

Chu He didn't think the smell of smoke in the room was unpleasant, he leaned on Chu Helan's back with great interest: "Tell me the story of how you had a sister-brother relationship with my mother when you were 16 years old ?”

There is no story about sibling love, Lin Lu said viciously: "Tell you about Little Red Riding Hood! Love it or not!"

"Once upon a time there was a lovely little girl who was liked by everyone who saw her, but the one who liked her most was her grandmother..."

In the small and crowded room, the voice of the big boy Qingyue resounded lazily, accompanied by the smell of tobacco, and the light from the screen of the mobile phone, two people, one big and one small, were tightly pressed together, sleeping on the same bed. A quilt.

Chu He slowly closed his eyes. He liked his life very much, and he didn't have any dissatisfaction at all.