Onmyoji reincarnation plan

[System: In response to strong comments from fans, the final live broadcast of the cartoonist and the main characters will start in 5 minutes. Please be prepared and do not refuse, or you will be sent back to the real world forcibly. 】

(...Threatened me again, forget it, for the sake of giving me eternal life in the comics, just broadcast it.)

[System: The first live broadcast, guest Qing Ming X Xia Qi. 】

Xia Qi: "I'll go talk to the ghost."

[System (smirking): Okay. 】

After a fierce tongue-lip battle.

[System: The manga of "The Big Ghost Spoils Me For Thousands of Miles" ends and the happy live broadcast begins. 】

[1000 million+ viewers entered the live broadcast room. 】

(...What the hell kind of title is this? Did I draw some bloody silly white sweet Mary Su ghost comics?)

It was the first time Qing Ming saw the live broadcast interface, and asked novelty: "Ah Qi, what is this?"

Xia Qi said: "Don't worry about it, you just need to sit down and answer the questions."

['Mi You Irreversible': Wow wow wow!The ghost boss is so handsome!I want to give birth to monkeys for you! ! X sent 99 silver bunnies. 】

Qing Ming was puzzled, turned around and asked, "What does it mean to have a monkey?"

Xia Qi coughed twice, "I just want to give birth to you."

Qingming's face darkened, and she said seriously: "This aunt, please don't provoke the relationship between me and my man."

['Mi You Irreversible' exited the live broadcast room. 】

[Barrage: Our boss only has his own man in his heart!The boss is so direct!I envy Xia Xia! 】

['Ono Temple, come and take notes': The big ghost is so cool!May I ask, Xia Xia, what do you like most about the ghost boss? (X sent 77 puppet bunnies)]

Qing Ming answered quickly: "He likes my body the most!"

[The fans are boiling, in the barrage: Body!It is the body! !It is a beautiful and attractive body! ! ! (X sends 9 diamond bunnies, X sends 99 puppet bunnies)]

Xia Qi said indifferently: "...I like him to shut up now."

Qingming's eyes were provocative, and her hands began to move on the legs invisible to the screen, threatening: "Don't you like it? If you don't like it, I'll let you get used to liking it later."

(Why is he so coquettish! Who will accept him!)

['My Wife Burns Grass Lamp': Xia Xia, I heard that you have an affair with your brother, is it true or not? 】

Xia Qi was stunned, could there still be rumors about him and Ning Xin?Blankly said: "Is there? Why don't I know?"

Qing Ming narrowed his eyes: "With me around, that kind of thing doesn't exist."

[Barrage: The netizen who asked the question, are you serious? !Ah Yan is on his way with a knife!The boss is going crazy tonight!Ning Xin's waist seemed to be trembling a little!It is impossible for the two to be together! 】

['Xia Xia I love you': Xia Xia, do you feel it a pity that you lost sixteen wives? 】

Xia Qi said: "I don't think so, I don't have feelings anyway."

Qing Ming flicked his fingers, and said calmly: "Your name and question make me very uncomfortable now, your account is gone."

['Xia Xia I love you' exit the live broadcast room and cancel the account. 】

[Barrage: I don't know how expensive an ID is when I'm young!Dare to speak provocatively in front of the boss, girl, I admire you very much! 】

['The big brother loves the ghost king's husband the most': The captain of the husband and wife team came to report!When does Guigui plan to have a second child with Xia Xia? (X sent 99 diamond bunnies)]

Qing Ming shook his chest and said, "I can give birth at any time. I am in good health and strong in all aspects."

Xia Qi: "I refuse, I want to have a second child and I will run away from home in minutes."

The big ghost grinned.

【'Qingxia will never leave': I was wrong, I have registered a new ID and don't cancel my account anymore.Xia Xia, did it hurt when you had sex with the boss for the first time? (X sent 521 silver bunnies)]

Xia Qi: "...what do you say..."

Qing Ming stretched out his hand to hug her sideways, and took the opportunity to kiss her on the mouth a few times: "I will try to be gentle from now on."

(Hey, hey! Pay attention to the impact! There are so many people! Start the car at the beginning?!!)

[Bullet screen swiping: Candy! !Candy! !The boss is taking advantage again! !No wonder Xia Xia's mouth looks pouty, did she just kiss her!The above is the truth! !The girl is very sharp every time she asks! 】

['Yokozawa, you always attack': Big brother, why hasn't the scar on your back recovered? 】

Xia Qi looked at him: (I also want to know.)

Qing Ming shyly said, "The one Archie licked, I can't let it go, I want to treasure it."

Shaggy:  …

['A light-colored dictionary is not short': The CP names given to you by fans, which one do you prefer, 'Qingxia' or 'Graffiti'? 】

Xia Qi thought for a moment, "They're all okay, I won't pick."

Qing Ming said: "What is graffiti?"

['Hybrid-Child': Xia Xia has stipulated the time for sex many times, how long has each rule been implemented? 】

Qing Ming glanced arrogantly, "I haven't practiced it once, and I threw it under the bed less than half a quarter of an hour after I said it."

Xia Qi was speechless, (Indeed, every time after the rules were over, this slut would deliberately use his bottom to rub against his body!!)

['Ruixi loves foxes the most': Has Xia Xia ever thought about counterattacking?Did you make it? X sent 99 puppet bunnies. 】

Xia Qi had a mouthful of old phlegm stuck in his throat. He had thought about it and caused a tragedy, but in the end it didn't work out, and he was made to do it all night.

Qing Ming said seriously: "Archie feels very comfortable every time he does it, he won't have such thoughts."

[Barrage: The boss's confidence is unmatched! !Good job! !I can imagine a scene from beginning to end! !Xia Xia why are you silent?Please speak your mind boldly! ! ! X sent 88 crystal bunnies. 】

['Love Shichu Lifetime Tweet': Xia Xia, the boss pesters you every day, do you find it annoying? 】

Xia Qi swallowed his saliva, vaguely felt that there was a death staring at him, and said firmly: "Not annoying! I don't get tired of sticking together every day!"

Qing Ming was very satisfied with this answer, "Originally, I wanted to go back to the underworld tonight. Since you have said so, Archie, I'll stay with you."

...Damn it!

[Barrage: Another wave of dog food!Xia Xia's desire to survive is getting stronger and stronger, it seems that the boss's skills are getting better and better!Big Brother OS: I'm just waiting for your words! 】

['Return Yuedao to Kuroda': If Xia Xia and the big brother were to say a simple love story, what would they say? 】

Xia Qisi said: "I thought about it for a while, and I seem to like you a little bit. After confirming, I like you very much, and I have a feeling that I will like you forever."

Qing Ming, who heard the love words, seemed to suddenly start to think about spring, threw down the love talk booklet in his hand, and said: "Since you messed up my heart, as punishment, I decided to mess up your bed every day and night." .”

(I'm sorry! Can this still be broadcast!! Where did Sao Gui find such a shameless book?!! Where's the face?!!)

[Barrage: Ahhh!Can't imagine that picture!Every day and every night!so shy!How blushing!Mess up your bed! ! !Xia Xia, hurry up and buy a kidney tonic! X sends 99 diamond bunnies. 】

['Big Head Buddha making noise': So excited!The boss and Xia Xia will tell you how you feel every time you finish it! 】

Xia Qi (I want to be quiet): "One word is pain, two words are sore, and three words are shameless."

Qing Ming said with a relaxed mind and body: "Nothing else, just cool!"

['Xiaotu is doing Misaki again': Can the boss and Xia Xia have a live episode of "Bamboo Branch Love"? ! 】

Qingming said with a happy face: "No! This song can only be sung to Archie alone when he is sleeping."

Xia Qi said indifferently: "Children, be healthy, don't listen to such pornographic songs."

[Barrage: We are all adults!want to hear! !How many times does the boss sing to Xia Xia in one night? ! 】

['The police flower wants to attack': look at me, look at me!Xia Xia!If Ning Xin and Ah Yan came to find you because of a quarrel, and there was only one room, would you share the same bed with him? 】

(This question is very in-depth!)

Xia Qi thought about it for a moment, and said, "They are all men. If the room is really not enough, it should be fine to sleep together."

Qingming glanced coldly, "I don't mind eating peaches with you in front of him."

(!!! Boss, don’t you even want the last bit of shame?!)

[Barrage: I feel sorry for Ning Xin!The boss is so fearless!There is no occasion that is impossible for the boss!Xia Xia had to think twice when answering the question, thinking about her own waist!Also think about your brother's waist, after all, there is a young man there! 】

['The green plum is gone and the bamboo horse is old': Having said that, where is Xia Xia and the boss's favorite place or the place they want to do? 】

Xia Qi said speechlessly: "...the bamboo house is fine."

Qing Ming said happily: "I don't think about these things, as long as Archie is here, I don't care about the time and place, just take it off."

(I want to end this live broadcast, the ghost's anger can no longer be controlled.)

[System: The idea is rejected, please continue. 】

['Did Li Jiang fall in love today?': Xia Xia, how does it feel to have a baby, is it similar to a woman? 】

Xia Qi said: "Forget it! Anyway, I can't give birth down here, and I gave birth to Xiaoxiao only after I dispersed my soul body."

Qing Ming said sadly: "It's not good for me to ignore that point, but Meng Luo has studied it for many years, and we will definitely not be the same when we have another one."

Xia Qi: "Get out..." (I want to lie to me to have a baby again!)

['384 Sauce': How many copies of "Gentleman Double Fly 360 Five Styles" has the boss collected? 】

Xia Qi squinted his eyes: "I remember that I tore up the whole book, but last time I saw a copy at Ning Xin and Ah Yan's place, and said it was a gift from you."

Qingming sweated and explained: "That is the last book."

Yuan Xiao who jumped out suddenly said with a loud voice: "Daddy, I'm here to give you the blushing booklet hidden in the underworld. Don't let the beauty dad tear it up. There are only a few dozen copies left in the underworld!"

(Qing Ming: Go back to the underworld!)

(Xia Qi: Dozens more?!!)

(Yuan Xiao: I seem to have said something I shouldn’t have said.)

[Barrage: Dozens of books! !Smile and love to tell the truth!Yuan Xiao is a good boy who is straightforward and honest!The boss is amazing, judging by the library and the speed at which Xia Xia tore the books, I must have bought hundreds of them!Evil capitalism, even buying a small H book is so rich! 】

['Pray to the world and hold the red thread': Have Xia Xia and the boss tried the moves in the book? 】

Xia Qi said with a dark face: "I haven't seen it, and it wasn't me who took the initiative."!

Qing Ming said: "I have tried more than half of them."

['Lin Lu loves seafood the most': which one is the most used? 】

Xia Qi said: "I feel that there is no difference in the movements, the front and the back are switched back and forth..."

Qing Ming said: "The most classic action is the cart style."

['Qianchun said it would not work without Xiaoniao': Tell me about the other party's strengths and weaknesses? X sent 520 puppet bunnies. 】

Xia Qi looked troubled and said: "The advantage is that he is a tall and beautiful man. The disadvantage is that he is too clingy!"

Qingming said: "Archie has too many advantages, cute, thin waist, long legs, buttocks, etc.! There are no disadvantages."

[Barrage: Long legs and buttocks, forgive me for wanting to be crooked!Although Xia Xia's waist is thin, it looks rigid at first glance!Xia Xia's answer was superficial. Is it true that a boss only has good looks, and a strong body is not an advantage? ! 】

['Rooting the Eight Great Laws is Good': Use an animal to describe the other party? 】

Xia Qi said: "Rabbit!"

Qing Ming said: "Duck! It's still a cooked duck!"

['Yi Qiu Hua Gu Hong': In terms of discussing things, you two stipulate who listens to whom? 】

Xia Qi pondered: "We will discuss it together."

Qingming said: "I listen to him to catch ghosts during the day, and he listens to me when he enters the house at night."

['The most vicious repost': Which scene in the comics do Xia Xia and Daxie like the most? 】

Xia Qi vacillated and said, "Hundred Ghosts at Night, this is the first time I wear wedding clothes, so I must remember it well."

Qingming pondered and said: "In the Kongyao Valley in the dream of the soul room of the Yin Yang Gate, Archie and I fought in the field for the first time, and it felt good. I can do it again when I have time."

[Barrage: This big guy won!By the way, when will the postcard of Kongyaogu Field Battle be ready, I want to see it!I agree with Xia Xia's Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts, the first night must be remembered! 】

['My male god is Feitian': I want to know what Xia Xia said to Qin Yu in Luojiazhuang? 】

Qingming's eyes lit up, and he nodded, "I don't even know what Qin Yu cares most about?!"

Xia Qi said: "Qin Yu said that he has something he likes, but you all seem to have forgotten."

Qing Ming recalled it for a while, and then asked: "Was I there when I said it? Why do I have no memory?!"

Xia Qi grimaced and said, "Shut up! Next question!"

[Barrage: Qin Yu has something he likes? !Xia Xia's complexion is very ugly!What is it that makes the boss care about it!Boss, you don't know what your good brother likes? ! 】

['Xiaoxi must make a big attack': Where did Xia Xia's last protagonist's halo go? 】

Xia Qi was silent for a moment, then awkwardly said: "On the bed."

Qingming seemed to think of something happy, "Archie took the initiative once! He lay on top of me quietly and remained in a daze without speaking. I watched him for a long time, and seeing that he hadn't moved, I pulled him to sit down directly. "

(Do you know how precious my only remaining chance is?! I just thought about the process, and then... gone...)

[Barrage: I always feel that Xia Xia's initiative is not the same as the initiative that the boss thinks!Agree with the statement above! +1! 】

['Rubbing the authentic goose': What do you want to hear the other party most? 】

Xia Qi said: "Rest tonight."

Qing Ming said: "Continue tonight."

['Super Lovers Seeking Update': Do you feel tired when you chase each other?Do you feel sad when the other person doesn't know you? 】

Xia Qi said in a muffled voice, "I'm not tired, but at that time he always avoided me for a while, it was quite sad."

Qingming sat domineeringly and said: "Chasing after men is tiring, you deserve to be single! Anyway, Archie is mine in the end, I don't want to remember the rest!"

[Barrage: It makes sense!You don't even feel tired of chasing men, you don't even have the qualifications to suffer!The boss should publish a manual for chasing husbands, the kind with chicken soup for the soul!The boss really loves Xia Xia! 】

['Mid-Spring Girls Have a Good Year': Do you think the other party's personality has changed?Do you like the past or the present? 】

Xia Qi said: "Yes! In the past, Qing Ming was very introverted and stable, but now he feels uncomfortable all day long if he doesn't scratch his head and pose. If you want to say which one you like, it's best to keep your current personality when you talk at ordinary times, and keep your previous personality when you sleep at night. Be restrained. .”

Qing Ming said seriously: "Archie hasn't changed, he's always been my favorite!"

['Shadow of the Yang Ming Division': Xia Xia has heard so many confessions, which sentence remembers the most clearly?And big brother, what Xia Xia said to you, which sentence do you like to hear? X sends 99 golden bunnies. 】

Xia Qi recalled one by one, blushing: "You are not the only person in my life, but you must be the only person in my life that I want to cherish."

Qing Ming hugged Xia Qi's shoulders, pressed his forehead and said, "I don't know when I started to like you, but now, it's up to you."

[Bullet screen: Screenshot!Crazy screenshots!These two couples are too much, just sprinkle dog food if you have nothing to do!If you have the guts, kiss one, wet kiss! ! 】

【'Zhuang Xin or Cang Xin?': Xia Xia and the boss have been together for so many years, can they still not cook? 】

Xia Qi's eyelids twitched, and he said slowly: "I've tried it a few times, and now the best thing is cold cucumber."

(And it’s still the kind of cold salad without seasoning...)

Qing Ming said: "It's enough to have me, learn how to cook!"

['Love of Siam': Have you ever been disturbed when you beep? 】

Xia Qi covered his face and said, "Yes! One time, Xiaoxiao broke in without knocking on the door, but fortunately, Xia Sheng took her out just after entering."

Qingming comforted: "It's okay, I will arrange more homework and business affairs for Xiaoxiao in the future, to supplement his leisure time."

(A certain child was crying, "Dads, am I not your little baby?")

['The world's number one pure first love romance': You have been so glued together all day long, have you ever worried that it will affect Yuan Xiao's future relationship problems? 】

Xia Qi thought seriously: "When Qingming and I are together, I usually avoid him, but after all, I gave birth to him, so I will more or less let him know that men can also have feelings."

Qing Ming said: "Our family thinks very openly, as long as he likes it, Archie and I don't care about men and women."

[Barrage: I also want to have such an enlightened father!I want to know who the other half of Xiaoxiao will be in the future!Love has nothing to do with gender!Xiaoxiao is still young~! 】

['Cat Messenger': How is Tian Xuan's attitude towards Xia Xia now? ! 】

Xia Qi said slowly: "It's okay! But if Qing Ming and I do some excessive behaviors in front of him, such as kissing and hugging in person, it will be like he has a heart attack."

Qingming said: "My dad just doesn't get used to it, I'll get used to it if I do it a few times in front of him."

['Seven Poison Heavenly Officials': I heard that Xia Xia used to take a bath with other men naked and touch his younger brother, does the boss know about this? 】

(I 屮! Isn’t this the voice-over of my memories of being with my friends before I was alive?! System, you put this all into the comics?!)

In an instant, the cold air seemed to rush out of the screen, Qingming turned his head and said grimly: "Has there ever been?"

Xia Qi trembled, "Yes, but—ah! My pants!" (Black screen ing.)

[System: The screen of the first pair of guests does not comply with network security at this time, the live broadcast is over and the second party starts, guests: A Yan x Ning Xin. 】

[Barrage: Hold high the banner of salt lemonade!It's the next year, I like it!Ah Yan is so handsome!Ning Xin doesn't look like someone in his 30s at all, a cultivator is extraordinary! 】

Ning Xin looked at the screen and said nervously, "Hi everyone!"

Ah Yan moved to his side, "What do you want to ask?"

['Xiangtai is': The head of the sect looks very like the president of Bingshan, is it really the one below? X sent 88 diamond bunnies. 】

Ning Xin coughed violently, his face flushed, and he nodded, "Yes."

Ah Yan said: "Master Sect Master, I can only call you alone, please pay attention to your wording."

[Barrage: Ah Yan's possessiveness is really strong!It can only be his alone!It doesn't matter, we have exclusive titles for fans! 】

['Zhusheng Yizhiqu': Binglemon, how did you endure that little milk wolf, Ah Yan, from his teenage years to his adulthood? 】

Ning Xin had a question mark on his face (Is the ice lemon?), and said: "Ascetics are pure-minded, if they are not provoked, they generally don't have any thoughts."

Ah Yan said with a smile: "Now we are very happy!" After speaking, he turned his head and raised his eyebrows.

['Bai Shao's first girl Gong': On the day of Ah Yan's weak crown ceremony, Bing Lemon, did you really walk there by yourself? 】

Ning Xin paused, then said: "No, I didn't go to Ah Yan's weak crown ceremony that day."

Ah Yan said: "Blame me, I really couldn't control the people below, but I didn't go because I was afraid that the master would be too lonely lying in the room."

[Barrage: Ah Yan is so fierce!As expected of a young man, he has good physical strength!I can't imagine the appearance of Ice Lemon lying on the bed!Neither the salt particles nor the iced lemons went, so who was the weak crown ceremony for? 】

['Gods are ashamed': Tell me about your impression of meeting for the first time. 】

Ning said: "A child who is skinny."

Ah Yan said: "The poor uncle who stretched out his hand and was rejected."

['Nai Ke is really cute': Ah Yan, what do you think of Uncle Ning's body?Waist okay? 】

Ning Xin said indifferently: "Uncle? Am I very old?"

Ah Yan wrapped his arms around his waist and said, "You're not old, my master's waist is not so good, you can stay with me for twelve hours without sleep."

[Barrage: There is a lot of information!It turned out that Ah Yan was the smartest one, and he found the best one!Iced lemons are never old!I only saw twelve hours!One young and hot, one waist healthy and legs strong, a perfect match! 】

['Don't cry for me': You two have a 12-year age difference, do you sometimes fail to understand when you speak? 】

Ning said: "Yes! Sometimes he gets angry and I don't even know why."

Ah Yan said: "No! The head of the sect usually writes things on his face, and he can understand it at a glance."

['Miyagi's Cabbage Shinobi': Did Ning Xin like Xia Qi before? 】

The smile on Ah Yan's face gradually froze, and he said, "Really? Master Sect Leader?"

Ning Xin hurriedly said: "He and I are senior brothers, and we can only be good brothers forever!"

[Barrage: I smell the desire to survive!Bing Lemon looks like a cute uncle!Ah Yan's death warning: I want it several times at night! 】

['Dafa is good in the next year': Ah Yan, you are so young, will one day fall in love with a young man and dislike being in charge? 】

(Xia Qi took a sneak peek: This person asked so sharply!)

Ah Yan's face turned cold for an instant, and he said in a deep voice, "No! In my eyes, Master Sect Master is the best in the world." Ning Xin smiled shyly.

['Two or three things about the mermaid man': Binglemon, how do you feel every time you are down there? 】

Ning Xin coughed secretly, "It feels okay."

Ah Yan said evilly: "I have to be careful."

['Uzuo Mijia's Physique': The last time Xia Qi picked up the "Gentlemen's Double Fly 360 Five Styles" in the practice room, which posture did you use at that time? X sent 77 diamond bunnies. 】

Ning Xin (Junior Brother, are you kidding me? It doesn't matter): "Just glanced at it, it's useless to throw it aside if it makes you blush."

A Yan said: "The head and I are doing it according to our feelings, and we don't care about the good posture."

['Love Tyrant': When Ah Yan decided to go to Luojiazhuang to learn the formation, what did Ning Xin think? 】

Ning Xin said in a muffled voice, "I'm a little angry, but he has to go and I can't help it."

Ah Yan said: "But if I don't leave, I will always think about you. I can only find a place to calm down before the weak crown ceremony."

['Pretty Crazy Dad': Yuan Xiao from Xia Qi's family seems to like being with Ah Yan very much, will you be jealous of Bing Lemon? 】

Ning Xinhan said: "I told the ghost king that if Yuan Xiao came to see Ah Yan, I would go and chat with my junior brother."

(Qing Ming: Don't worry, I will close the gate of hell for Xiaoxiao before he leaves the underworld.)

Ah Yan hugged him tightly, and said coldly: "No, you can only chat with me!"

[Barrage: Wow!The declaration of the domineering president!Both of them are jealous!I feel bad for Yuan Xiao to have such an unscrupulous father!Binglemon, you dare to go to Xia Qi, do you want to die or lose your waist? ! 】

['Boy boy': Ah Yan made a crossword puzzle before, when did you guess Binglemon? 】

Ning Xin said sweetly, "I guessed it at the time, but I didn't tell him."

Ah Yan hummed, and said: "When you were silent, I thought you didn't like me, and I was lost for a long time."

['The president of the student council is too popular': Which one of you expressed your heart first?How did you show it? 】

Ning said: "He made it clear first, I was talking to my junior sister, and he kissed me directly in front of my junior sister, and said a lot of things."

Ah Yan said shyly: "Even if Senior Sister Wei is a little perceptive, at least during the time I went to Luojiazhuang, I honestly didn't pester you."

['Smile and lose your wife': Let me say a rustic love story!Xia Xia and the boss also said it just now! 】

Ning Xin glanced at the replay, thought for a long time and said, "When I see you, I want to lie down."

Ah Yan immediately said: "What a coincidence! As soon as I saw you, I wanted to lie on my stomach."

[Barrage: I'll go!I thought this pair was the most serious, but it turned out to be the most coquettish!Binglemon, you are not our cold and cute uncle!Boss Xia Xia, come and worship!Don't make trouble at the top, you don't need to worship others for your coquettish anger! 】

(again black screen ing)

Ah Yan's voice said, "It's the first time that the head of my family is so proactive, so I won't talk to you guys anymore!"

[System (bad): The screen of the second pair of guests does not conform to network security at this time, the live broadcast is over and the third party starts, live broadcast guests across the millennium time and space: He Yinchen X Luo Changfeng]

【Barrage: I finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up!The best He Yinchen in the world is here!Excited, what should I do if I want to cry when I hear this name!Quickly save the screenshot to commemorate the two handsome guys! 】

Luo Changfeng hugged He Yinchen's arm and said, "Why do we have to answer questions here?"

He Yinchen said warmly: "I don't know, it seems that there is a voice asking me to help!"

(Xia Qi, who has just finished work and is lying on the bed enjoying a shower: That’s right, it’s me.)

['The setting sun is infinitely good': Chenchen looks like he loves little beasts. If he makes a mistake, he will be punished for writing the formation, will you help copy it? 】

He Yinchen said in a deep voice: "I won't help, but I will accompany him. When will he finish copying and we will go back to bed together."

Luo Changfeng whispered: "It's not a bed!"

['Treasure Boy': I heard that Chenchen learned self-defense while sleeping, how many times did the beasts get beaten before he changed? 】

Luo Changfeng snapped his fingers and said, "I can't remember, but I was beaten for more than a month anyway."

He Yinchen said: "..." (Why did you insist on sharing the same bed with me?)

[Barrage: This is the power of love!It's all the fault of plastic sisterhood!Feeling sorry for Beast, don't cry and hug! X sent 999 sand mold bunnies. 】

['I found you': Why is there no female disciple in Luojiazhuang, there were before? 】

Luo Changfeng said indifferently: "Those female disciples have reached the age of marriage, so I will find a good family for them and send them all out!"

He Yinchen said calmly: "I remember you forced them out by making trouble for no reason."

(Luo Changsi: He ran to Qinghan to complain that I bullied him, and I agreed.)

['Be a decent rotten girl': For such a steady person, does Chenchen have a standard for the person he likes? 】

He Yinchen's face turned pink, and he said, "I like him, these four words are the standard."

Luo Changfeng frowned and said, "Who do you like?!"

[Barrage: Of course it's you, cutie!Dust's standard is so high, no one can meet it except Xiaoshou!Beast grows snacks, he likes you!Before I knew it, I ate another mouthful of dog food! 】

['Little Rabbit's Bear': Is your first kiss still there?If not, when did you get it? X sends 99 diamond bunnies. 】

He Yinchen glanced around, smiled and said: "When I first came to Luojiazhuang, many people thought it wasn't a first kiss, but I think it was."

Luo Changfeng said loudly: "Mine is still there! When did you lose it! Why don't I know!"

He Yinchen said: "Because you just bowed your head."

[Barrage: Silly beast!Dust started teasing his wife!That's right, it's all on one face anyway, rounding it up is the first kiss!Beast is not happy hahaha! 】

['Geminid Meteor Shower': How can I coax the other party when they lose their temper? 】

He Yinchen thought for a while, then slowly said: "Stay with him all the time."

Luo Changfeng said: "Listen to him, attend class obediently, and memorize all formations."

['Grab the boss man': How do you want others to coax you when you are angry? 】

He Yinchen said: "I seldom get angry, unless Chang Feng is disobedient."

Luo Changfeng said: "Bring He Yinchen here."

[Barrage: The three words He Yinchen are the good medicine for Luojiazhuang people to encounter this little devil!Dust likes obedient people, and I am also very obedient!Don't dream upstairs, believe it or not, the beast will throw you into the desert to feed the snake! 】

['I like you tomorrow': When I first met the other party, what was in my mind? 】

He Yinchen said slowly: "Where is the stupid boy, he doesn't wipe his saliva, and his clothes are crooked, but his smile is very pleasing."

Luo Changfeng said excitedly: "I'm so happy to have found a beautiful brother. He is tall and good-looking. He can play the piano. I don't want others to see him."

[Barrage: Take it back and hide it!Dust, did you fall in love at first sight? So you like silly kids!Yes, Chenchen can only be seen by beasts! 】

['Yin Chang Jiu Yuan': What name do you most want to call your future partner in the future? 】

He Yinchen said: "Call his name."

Luo Changfeng bared his teeth and said, "Same."

['Sakura Sakura wants to see you': Luo Jiangsheng entrusted Changfeng to Chenchen, what do you two think it means? 】

Luo Changfeng thought about it: "Daddy still loves me very much, knowing that if I entrust it to my sister, I might not survive a year."

He Yinchen said firmly: "I will guard him."

[Barrage: Luo Jiangsheng is an assist!The father-in-law's son-in-law policy is on!Luo Jiangsheng saw through everything! 】

['Raise a beast to play': I heard that Beast has been in the class for ten years, but he didn't even get a seat in the first row. What do you think? 】

He Yinchen said: "The seat is the same everywhere."

Luo Changfeng gritted his teeth and said: "I suspect that one of my sister and I must have been picked up, and it is definitely not a kiss anyway!"

【'Xihua': Two days ago, Chenchen bumped into the arms of a man dressed in a nondescript way, how did it feel? 】

(Tianxuan: ??? Is it nondescript? You people who don’t understand fashion!)

He Yinchen said: "That gentleman is quite interesting."

Luo Changfeng said in a cold voice: "Don't let me see him again, dressed so immorally, just throw him into the desert to feed snakes!"

(Tian Xuan: Immortal? I just showed some breasts...)

[Barrage: Hahaha, the dignified old ghost king was said to be immoral!Boss, your father is disgusted!Dare to hug Chenchen in your arms, Tianxuan, you will be hated! 】

['Love with the gods': what is the most helpless thing? 】

He Yinchen sighed, "He loses his temper and ignores me."

Luo Changfeng said: "I have nothing to help. As long as I get angry, He Yinchen will accompany me and listen to me in everything."

['Emerald Editorial Department': As soon as the beast is beaten, it will dive into Chenchen's arms, isn't it afraid that he will suddenly stop protecting him? 】

Luo Changfeng said to himself: "He Yinchen is the best person in the world, and his arms will always be my place."

He Yinchen smiled lightly, "I said before, I will guard Changfeng all my life, this position does not matter at all times, it can only be him."

[Barrage: That's right, the best people in the world belong to Beasts!The beast is so cute, Chenchen is reluctant to let him be beaten! 】

['The wind blows and blows away the peach blossoms': Have you ever thought about leaving each other one day? 】

He Yinchen said: "Thought about it, there are not many independent disciples in the village. The owner of the village may let me go out to suppress evil spirits in the future, but I will probably only be separated from him for a few days."

Luo Changfeng snorted and said, "I haven't thought about it, and it's impossible to separate. If my sister lets you go out, I'll go to my brother-in-law and tell her about her childhood."

['Seraphim': What if after tonight you will be separated forever? 】

Luo Changfeng said with a sullen face: "Stop playing! What questions are you all asking!"

[System: The third pair of guests needs to adjust their mood, and then invite the last mysterious guest, Qin Yu!Helping guests: everyone. 】

[Barrage: Big boss? ! Boss woke up? !Mr. Le is also out!Why?Why is Yuan laughing! X sends 99 diamond bunnies. 】

Qin Yu: "I didn't wake up, it's just that Yuan Xiao's ghost jade is mine, and I can pass it into the ghost jade through my consciousness to speak."

(Yuan Xiao held the ghost jade and said loudly: "Uncle Guipan, when will you go back to the underworld to see Xiaoxiao? The two fathers are not nice to me at all!")

(Qing Ming X Xia Qi said in unison with a blank face: "I raised a white-eyed wolf cub!")

(Meng Luo broke into the live broadcast room and said excitedly, "Qin Yu, where have you been!")

(Qin Yu said: "I return to the place where I lived before in the human world.")

['Le Changqing Sihan': The boss rarely comes out, may I ask what Xia Xia said to you that day! ! X sends 99 golden bunnies. 】

Qin Yu said: "Go and ask him."

['Niangkou Sansan': So official!Then break some news!Tell me, what secrets does Qing Ming have that cannot be revealed? 】

Qin Yu smiled and said: "I like this kind of question. He cares about the scar on his back very much. After Xia Qi lost his soul body, he took off his clothes more than a dozen times a day to see his scar."

(Xia Qi looked disgusted, "Are you sick?!")

(Qing Ming said embarrassingly: "It's not like seeing a scar, it's like seeing you.")

[Barrage: I didn't expect you to be such a boss!Do you look at your own scars every day and tell yourself that you are a veritable Brokeback Mountain? ! Boss continues to break the news! 】

['Colonel Chicken Nugget': I heard that when Xia Xia and the big guy had sex, the whole hell could hear it clearly, it's true! 】

Qin Yu said leisurely: "Of course it's true. Especially Xia Qi, his voice seems to let people see how hard Qing Ming is."

(Xia Qi X Qing Ming: Please shut up!)

[Barrage: I also seem to see how strong it is!Why does the boss seem to have installed flash!Want to ask for video resources! 】

['Think twice': boss!Yuan Xiao is closer to you than his parents, are you pleased? 】

Qin Yu said warmly: "This is a very normal thing! What unspeakable things his two fathers do together on weekdays, everyone knows that the important task of educating children can only be entrusted to me."

(a couple:...)

(Yuan Xiao: Uncle Guipan is the best! I rank first in my heart!)

['Four Princes': I heard that the boss and the big brother Meng Luo are called the 'Three Lowes of the Underworld' together. Do you like this name? 】

Qin Yu's tone was suspicious, "Qing Ming is usually very serious, and when he meets a man, the word'cheap' fits him very well. Meng Luo is 'cheap', so I don't make many comments. As for me, I think I Always been a decent person."

(Qing Ming, Meng Luo: Hehehe~)

(Xia Qi: It’s fine as long as it’s none of my business. Qing Ming scolds me casually, I don’t feel bad.)

(Yuan Xiao: Come on, Uncle Ghost! X sent out 999 diamond bunnies.)

(Xia Sheng lifts Yuan Xiao's collar: It's time for Prince Ghost to go to class! Go back!)

[Barrage: The boss is the most serious!The two friends said that they would break up their friendship from now on!Xia Xia, you're sure it's none of your business, be careful with your waist at night!A little boy appeared!I'm afraid Xia Xia and the boss are not sons born to others!Xia Sheng, don't go!Yuan Xiao is gone, what shall we do! 】

The author has something to say:

All the screen names in this chapter are self-edited, don't mind if you collide! (All of them are BLs that I love to watch, especially Shichu, the love of my life!) I can’t check for typos in the backstage, and I will edit them after finishing the revision

postscript

The whole book and extra episodes are over! (The marriage certificate is attached at the end, you can view it on the computer, and guide you on the mobile phone Weibo: Feng Yao Xiaobei)

It has been three months since I wrote it, and I am especially grateful to every angel who reads this novel!This is my first finished novel, the writing style is mediocre, and it has been complained by people around me.Said that I shouldn't have written Gu Dan Ling Yi Jia Sheng Zi from the beginning... "Gu Dan Liangliang" "Spiritual newcomers don't touch" "Birth is a thunder" "You wait to be sprayed!" Thank you very much, Sheng Zi and the end of the text No one has scolded me for those articles in the chapter.

Besides, the ending of the main text, I deleted a lot of parts, I don’t really want to write the ending completely as a tragedy, sometimes it’s good to regret, especially Qin Yu and Chenfeng fufu, although they are not the main line, but I sympathize with them.I thought about it for two days, cried a few times, and finally deleted the ending, maybe it is possible!

From the beginning to the end of this novel, I also saw my own writing. At least I am very happy that I have improved. The second book is about to be published, "Seven Orders of Rebirth", a strong husband and a secret love (on the surface tit for tat, but in fact it is not at all Flirting in Hell), Hope can support!

ps: original ending