Rebirth of Blood Dance Starry Sky

The next day, Wu Gu had breakfast and played with little Paxi for a while. Seeing that the time was almost up, he told Xiao Ba not to let strangers in, then gave Xiao Ba a plate of jerky, hid in the room and put on his helmet. Went to the virtual school to report.

For the interstellar era, human science and technology are developing rapidly. If many parents are not willing to let their children leave home when they are too young, they will choose virtual schools to attend classes. However, virtual schools do not have a fixed school season. Generally, they are similar to training institutions on Earth. school starts.But on the first day of school, the parents will send the child to the school, and the habit of greeting the teacher kindly still exists.So when Wu Gu arrived at the virtual school, he saw a group of parents leading a group of twittering radish heads talking around a young man who looked like a teacher.

After tossing for more than half a week, these parents finally left. Of course, because it is online teaching, there is no scene of children crying to the kindergarten after the parents leave. Instead, a bunch of people bouncing into the classroom with the teacher.Seeing that they had all gone in, Wu Gu followed behind him.

The teacher checked the IP and found that all the children had arrived, and was about to close the door of the virtual classroom. When he looked up, he saw a black-haired young man standing by the door, frowned and said: "Parent, we are going to class, you If you're waiting for the child, come back after class."

Wu Gu was immediately embarrassed. He originally thought that the virtual teaching was just a series of numbers, or a simulated illusion to teach, but who knew that the virtual teaching was the same as the reality, and the characters showed their original appearance. Pretending to be a toddler is simply not going to work.

"Hehe...hehe..." Wu Gu could only hehe.

"Parent, can you go out first? We are going to class." The young man said again patiently.

In the originally noisy classroom, the children saw the teacher talking to a big brother, and they all looked at it with watery eyes.Wu Gu had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I...I am also the teacher who came to class."

"We don't allow accompanying students here, which child's parent are you?" He said, glancing at the children in the classroom.

A group of children shook their heads tacitly, and the teacher's face darkened immediately: "What do you do?"

"Teacher, I really came to this class. I have registered and my student number is 19." Seeing that the teacher was about to lose his temper, Wu Gu quickly recruited all of them.

The young teacher was puzzled for a moment, and turned on the optical brain to check the student No. 19. Seeing that the optical brain marked the young man in front of him, he looked a little better and said, "Maybe something went wrong, you are applying for an advanced course, which class? Let me help you contact the principal."

Wu Gu felt that his face of 28 years was completely lost today: "No. Old... Teacher, I am applying for the kindergarten class."

The teacher opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"I... I did amnestics some time ago, and then I had a very serious sequelae, and I lost a lot of common sense. But I am also a C2, and I must master mental power. So I want to start learning about mental power again And the lessons of piloting mechas, starting from... the kindergarten class." Wu Gu said a little embarrassedly, "Teacher, can you just accept an older child."

Seeing that he didn't look like a liar, the teacher finally agreed to Wu Gu's request, and planned to report the situation to the principal after class: "There are no desks and chairs suitable for you in the classroom."

Seeing the tiny desks in the classroom, Wu Gu walked to the corner and sat down on his own.

The teacher saw that it took a lot of time, so he didn't say anything more. He went to the front and clapped his hands to start the class. The first class, whether it was in the past or now, started with self-introduction.

"Hi students, I am your class teacher, Qian Shu, you can call me Teacher Qian Shu, there are 20 children in our class, and we will study together for a long time, so let's introduce ourselves first. Start with number one."

So the children began to introduce themselves very well.

"Hello, kid. My name is Li Hui. You can call me Huihui. I'm from Shuilanxing. I'm five years old this year." A chubby kid finished his introduction.

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"Hi everyone, I'm Meimei. I'm from Imperial Capital. You can call me sister. I'm the youngest in my family. I'm four and a half years old." The tenth child is a cute Barbie princess.

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"My name is Huanhuan, and I'm from Planet Beanie. My mother told me to have fun with the children. I'm five years old this year." The No. 18 child stretched out a chubby little palm.

At this time, Wu Gu stood up in the midst of everyone's expectations, and the other children looked at this brother who was much older than him curiously.Wu Gu cleared his throat, took out the voice of the host of the Earth Children's Channel, and introduced himself sweetly: "Hi kids, my name is Wu Gu, and everyone calls me Zhuang Zhuang, because I have been stronger than others since I was a child. My home is in Giant Star, I am six years old this year, and I hope to be good friends with everyone."

All the children looked at Zhuang Zhuang in disbelief.

Teacher Qianshu shook off the goosebumps all over his body and said, "You are six years old and have grown so big." He was thinking about this shameless thing in his heart.

Wu Gu ignored the teacher's distasteful expression, and acted in a serious manner: "Well, because I am a giant from the giant planet, our children over there are all as big as me. In our place, babies who have just been born for one month are taller than you A little bit." Wu Gu pointed to a group of little radish heads looking at him.

"WOW~~~" Surprised voices filled the classroom.

"Zhuang Zhuang~student, you must be honest." Teacher Qian Shu looked at Wu Gu and reminded, gritted his teeth.

Wu Gu, oh no, it should be Zhuang Zhuang who innocently blinked and agreed: "Yeah, I don't lie, my nose will get longer if I lie. Mom can spank my ass."

Qian Shu is almost 80 years old and has never seen such a brazen person. He didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore, so he turned directly to the last child: "The last child is here for you."

The last child stood up blushing and said, "I...my name is Xiaopeng, and I am four and a half years old."

After the last child was introduced, the first class was almost over. The teacher said something about the break, and rushed to the principal's office.

After the self-introduction just now, Teacher Qianshu feels that this strong student is really not suitable to stay in our Rainbow class.

The class Wu Gu studied in was called Rainbow Class.

As soon as the teacher left, Xiaoluotou exploded, and a swarm of bees surrounded Wu Gu, scrambling to ask questions.

"Zhuang Zhuang, Zhuang Zhuang, are you really only six years old?"

"Yes."

"Zhuang Zhuang, are there giants on your side? How tall is the highest?"

"As tall as a mecha, my father is as tall as your mecha." Wu Gu started the nonsense mode.

"Wow even!!!"

"Where is the giant planet?"

"It's as far as three banking departments from here."

"It's so far away, then I can't go to play." The children were very sorry.

"Zhuang Zhuang, why does Zhuang Zhuang grow his nose when he lies?"

"Oh, this is a legend in our area. My mother told me when I was a child."

"What legend?"

"It means that once upon a time there was a kid named Pinocchio who liked to lie..." So the story of Pinocchio officially spread among the stars.

Here, Wu Gu took advantage of his height and special cuteness skills to sneak into (deceive) the position of the class boss.Over there, Teacher Qianshu began to argue with the principal.

"Principal, this kind of person cannot stay in the kindergarten class. He tells a lie as soon as he opens his mouth, and he will teach the children badly." Teacher Qianshu said excitedly.

"Lying?" asked the principal.

"He said that he is six years old this year and is from the giant star."

"Oh~~ It's okay, he is also trying to get closer to the children." The principal comforted.

"But principal, this is wrong. What if the children really think there are giants?" Teacher Qianshu still disagreed.

"The universe is so big, so it doesn't necessarily mean that there is no such thing. Besides, people have paid to sign up. They can't be kicked out, it will affect the reputation of our school." The principal said distressed.

"We can set up a special class for this kind of students. After all, their understanding is still different from that of young children." Teacher Qian Shu proposed a solution.

"Special class? You won't let me hold a special class for him alone. Oh, it's okay, just treat it as an older child." The principal persuaded.

"But the principal..."

"Okay, Teacher Qianshu, it's time for class."

Teacher Qianshu couldn't communicate, and returned to the classroom depressed. Seeing a group of children surrounding Zhuang Zhuang, he frowned worriedly.At this time, Zhuang Zhuang saw the teacher and took the lead to say hello to the teacher, and the children followed suit, sparsely, but their expressions were very cute.

Teacher Qianshu's expression improved a lot. He greeted the children to sit down, and asked kindly: "Children, are you familiar with each other during class? Have you made any friends?"

This is terrible, the whole classroom exploded.

"Teacher, do you know? The giant star is super far away from us, three galaxies away." This is Chubby, and he made a fleshy three with his hands.

"Zhuang Zhuang's father is as tall as a mecha, so powerful." This is Meimei.

"Yeah, Zhuang Zhuang said that when he grows up, he will be that tall. It's amazing." This is Huihui.

"It will take a long time. Zhuang Zhuang said that his father is thousands of years old, and their giants have a super long life span." Calculated from the earth, it is estimated that it is more than a few thousand years old.

"Yes, yes, I heard from my father that the longer the life expectancy of the rarer races, the lower the fertility rate. No wonder, Zhuang Zhuang's father is thousands of years old and only gave birth to one Zhuang Zhuang. I still have three A sister." This is Xiaopeng.

"I know, I know, my father said that this is the natural law of the biological world." Today's children even know the natural law.

"Also, the kids there will get longer noses when they lie, which is so scary." A cute doll covered her face in horror and said.The other children also nodded one after another, because every time adults ask us whether we like our father or mother more, we always listen to the answer.

Qian Shuqi's whole body trembled, a pale yellow mental net surged up around her, and Zhuang Zhuang's eyes were about to burst into flames: "Student Zhuang Zhuang, don't tell stories about your hometown in the future."

No matter how blind Wu Gu was, he could still feel the teacher's anger. While nodding honestly, he slandered that the current teachers have no sense of humor. Do children have to be coaxed to play to be innocent.A bunch of four- and five-year-old children were talking about the meaning of the natural laws of biology.No imagination at all, no wonder literature is lagging behind.

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