After picking up a male egg

After searching for books to no avail, Herman chose to go online to seek help from powerful netizens.

In the help-seeking section of the largest forum on Xingwang, there is such a post.

Ask: What is the one book a woman must read?

After the post was sent out, it received a lot of responses very quickly.

1L: look what i saw but brain problem

2L: After the appraisal, the landlord is actually here to show off, to show off that he has a hero

3L: This oncoming love sour smell

4L: Fall!Why should I click into this kind of post?Is it because there are not enough competitors, or is the hero's attention focused on himself?

5L: If the host has not graduated from a military academy, I suggest you listen carefully to the lectures.If you have already graduated, then I suggest you read the military school again

……

72L: Hey, how are you all doing?What if the landlord really doesn't know?

73L: Are you dreaming upstairs?This is a compulsory course for every female!

The reply in the post made Herman frown deeply: What are they talking about?How come you know every word, but you don't know all the words together?

Herman, who was about to reply, saw a new comment.

88L: A must-read book for women?The poster is probably talking about the rules for females, but isn't this what every female must be assessed when she graduates?

Seeing this reply, Herman frowned even more, moved his fingers on the optical brain, and replied: I've seen it, it's not this one

93L:? ? ?It's not this one?

94L: Other than this?Landlord, you are afraid that you are not cheating on me

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124L: Well, let me say it weakly, because I was embarrassed to teach my child some knowledge, so I bought him a copy of "Two or Three Things Women Must Know". Is the host talking about this?

125L: Ah!I forgot to mention the one above, but this book is indeed a must-read for females.I think when I saw this book for the first time, it was the day when I was an adult, and it was shy to read it to me~

126L: Upstairs, I can feel your rippling tone across the star network.Just ask you, is there a hero?

127L: Rub!Can you not mention this matter?Not to mention we are still good friends

128L: By the way, is the landlord still there?Check if it's this book

129L: 127L!Who is your friend now?It's like you have a hero, who doesn't know who?

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Seeing that the topic was getting more and more biased, Herman quit the forum and completed the order on Starnet after replying that he had to read the book.

As a livable star, Otte Star's various convenience measures are still very developed.

Not long after Herman placed the order, he received a notification from the express delivery.

After a while, a chubby robot appeared in Herman's study with a flat box.

It may be because it undertakes the work of express delivery, and the owner of the bookstore did not download a special voice package for it, so what does not match its chubby appearance is a mechanized voice: Hello, this is your express delivery, please sign for it .

After finishing speaking, its display screen was projected in front of Herman's eyes.

Looking at the transparent panel in front of him, after confirming that the recipient was himself, Herman pressed his fingerprint on it and crossed out the corresponding credit points.

There have been tragedies due to express delivery before.

It was a female who pretended to be a delivery bug and came to the male's residence after learning that the male she liked would buy things here every time, and performed indescribable behaviors on the male.

Although the male worm pressed the alarm button immediately, the nearby police and worms from the Male Protection Association all came a bit late.

When they arrived, Xiongzi was being pressed under him, and he was still moving up and down, his face was flushed.

However, the male under him had already been ravaged beyond recognition, the whole worm was lying on the floor without a sound, its eyes were empty like a broken rag doll.

After controlling the female in time, they sent the male to the best hospital for treatment.

Even with the help of a psychiatrist who continued to counsel him, the male didn't make it through, and eventually died of depression.

This was unprecedented in Zerg and caused great public opinion.It ends with the execution of the female and the change of Zerg laws.

After that, all stores were forced to use machines that could be monitored by Starnet instead of bug workers.

"Thank you for your patronage." After finishing speaking, the robot bug walked away with its chubby head.

After unpacking the box, Herman picked up the book and flipped through it.

After turning to a certain page, Herman stopped his movements.

Herman rubbed his eyes in disbelief, carefully staring at the inconspicuous small words.

After a while, Herman put down the book in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally.

Herman, who stroked his forehead, was full of annoyance: It's too stupid, it's really too stupid, but if you read the book seriously, you won't be in such an embarrassment.

Now that he understood that his actions when attacking Lu Shi was to protect him, Herman let go of his guilt towards Lu Shi, and got along with him as before.

Although Herman hasn't seen Hubert in the mansion since he came back, but the whole mansion is full of its activity traces, and Herman understands that Hubert has spent the time safely. genetic enhancement.

"Tuk tuk tuk" This is the sound of Herman knocking on the table non-stop.

Herman, who had stopped knocking on the table, still heard the sound of "tuk-tuk-tuk", which seemed to have a hint of urgency?

Herman, who was thinking about when to meet Hubert, looked up, and sure enough, it was Hubert hitting the glass with his sharper beak.

After meeting Herman's eyes, Hubert intensified his efforts to knock on the window.Quite like if you don't let me in, I'll keep knocking.

The glass has become precarious under its movement, and it seems that it is about to fall.But that's just what it looks like, the glass hardness of the specially made material can even withstand attacks from particle guns.

After realizing that Herman had no intention of opening the window for himself, Hubert angrily beat the window with his wings, and threatened with his eyes: You hurt me like that and I haven't settled with you yet, so you treat me like this The victim?Doesn't your conscience ache?

...Sorry, it really doesn't hurt.

In desperation, Herman got up and opened the window for it.

Before the window was fully opened, Hubert couldn't wait to squeeze in, and then swaggered down on Herman's desk.

With his wings back, Hubert walked up and down proudly, his eyes still expressing his accusation against Herman: You haven't apologized to me yet!

Looking at Hubert who occupied his entire desk and made a mess of it, Hermann said nothing generously.

He stretched out his hand to touch Hubert's head, but it turned his head away.

Herman nodded amusedly at the table in front of it: "Aren't I apologizing to you?"

Hubert's small eyes were full of big doubts:? ? ?What the hell?You call this an apology? !Are you afraid that you have misunderstood the word apology?

"Choo Choo Choo"

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"Ah~ So Hubert is here, I've been looking for you for a long time." Lu Shi pushed open the study door and saw Hubert who had been missing since just now.

"Ah, aren't you angry with Manman? Why did you take the initiative to find him?" Lu Shi had an obvious smile.

Hubert, who was exposed, twisted his neck arrogantly, refusing to look at Lu Shi Herman.If you look closely, you can still see its imperceptible reddish cheeks covered by feathers.

Hearing this, Herman raised his eyebrows and asked, "Did it come to me on purpose?"

"Chirp! Chirp!" Baby!

Lu, who understood the meaning of Hubert's cry, put his index finger on his cheek, and tilted his head: "Probably? I don't know very well~"

Knowing that Lu Shi was avoiding questioning by showing off his cuteness, Herman couldn't say anything harsh to him.

"Jiujiu!" Isn't the protagonist me?How did you start talking?Do you still have me in your heart? !

Lu Shi Herman, who looked at each other, saw the same message from each other's eyes: sorry, no

Seeing the two worms staring at each other, Hubert couldn't bear it anymore, he flapped his wings, picked up Lu Shi's sleeve and flew forward.

"Ah, ah, I see, Hubert, don't tug on my sleeve!"

When Hubert was dragging the landing, he took the time to look back at Herman, his eyes full of urging: follow up!

Herman followed behind and shook his head: I really owe you in my previous life

Looking at the house number in front of him, Herman fell into unprecedented doubts: the training room?What are you doing here?

Pushing open the door, two insects and one bird walked in.

After asking Lu Shi to sit on the spectator chair beside him, Hubert made a provocative gesture to Herman who was standing in the center.

"Chirp!"

Herman tilted his head, and asked Lu Shi, who was watching the battle, "? What does it want to express?"

I don't know what Hubert said, but Lu Shi's shoulders shook uncontrollably, and his hands were clenched into fists against his mouth, trying to suppress his gushing laughter.

However, he still failed. When he looked at Lu who was sitting on the chair and laughed and couldn't straighten up, black lines appeared on the foreheads of Herman and Hubert.

After finally stopping the laughter, Lu Shi, who wiped away his tears, apologized to Hubert and Herman: "I'm sorry, sorry, it's really too funny."

Seeing that Lu Shi had slowed down, Herman said, "Now should you translate what Hubert just said?"

Hearing this, Lu Shi nodded hurriedly, "Yeah, Hubert said he wants to challenge you"

Hearing that, Herman raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Are you sure?"

"Well, but it has strings attached"

?What?

As if he was about to laugh again before the translation was finished, Lu Shi spoke quickly like a cannonball: "It said you can't move when you stand there, and you can't fight back. When it gets addicted to fighting, it will forgive you."

Hearing Lu Shi, he understood what he meant very well. Hubert, who was standing aside, rubbed his head on Lu Shi's trouser legs, and walked towards Herman in a manly and high-spirited manner.

Looking at Hubert who stood still in front of him and bowed to him, Herman was a little bit dumbfounded, what is this all about!

Looking up, Hubert's eyes were full of schadenfreude: I, Hubert, have a chance to take revenge!

The author has something to say: Hubert: I am about to usher in my highlight moment!

Herman (sneering): Who gave you the courage?