"If you tell your fortune, it's your fortune. There's so much nonsense!" Xu Laoba raised his hand impatiently and said.
The fortune teller glanced at him and smiled, "Guest officer, the price of this deal has not been agreed yet. If I'm right, how much money will the guest officer give you?"
Xu Laoba laughed, "You are quite confident, well, if you are right, I, Xu Laoba, will give you a tael of silver as a reward."
Many of the onlookers snorted. No matter when Xu Lao Ba said he would give the money, he really gave it in the end, and he still owes the old bustard of Chunyue Tower 18 taels of silver!I'm afraid that this fortune teller will be tricked by him again so that he doesn't even know his parents.
The fortune teller glanced at everyone, and said to Mr. Xu with a smile: "Guest officer, look, these people don't believe your words, and I, a poor fortune teller, just count on this money to buy a few bites of food today." , don't frame me!"
Mr. Xu glared at the people watching the excitement around him, and scolded: "You poor fortune teller, would I still lie to you, a poor ghost? My uncle put the money here. If you are right, the money It will be yours right away." Old Ba Xu took out a piece of broken silver from his sleeve and put it on the table.
"Tut! Tsk! Old Ba Xu, have you changed your mind today? How dare you give up such a large sum of money!" The old man with his hands in his sleeves said narrowly, Old Ba Xu wanted to scold This person, after seeing his face clearly, quickly got up and bowed his hands, "Uncle Chen, why are you here?"
"It's so lively here, come and see, sit down, just to see if this fortune teller is capable?" The old man smiled amiably, but Xu Laoba was covered in cold sweat. This old man is the local snake in this place He is the one who runs the casino brothel pawnshops in this place, and recently built a new pawnshop in Xishi, and there are many people of all levels and backgrounds under him, so Laoba Xu dare not mess with anyone.
"Okay, you old man, stand here, the sun is bright, and there is a shadow here." Xu Laoba pushed away the person standing in the shadow next to the stall, and made room for the old man to stand, with such an attitude Even his old man has never enjoyed it in his life.
The old man didn't refuse, and stood under the shadow with a smile like a Maitreya Buddha, looking straight at the fortune-teller, wondering what was going on in his heart.
"Fortune teller, you have to do your calculations carefully, or I will tear down your signboard." Old Ba Xu said viciously.
"Naturally." The fortune teller nodded, and Mr. Xu sat down on the stool in front of the table again.
The fortune teller carefully looked at Xu Laoba's face, from the heaven and the ground to the eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and after observing carefully one by one, he said with a smile: "This guest officer, from your eyebrows, the eyebrows are a little late, and the eyebrows are slightly late. Weiyuan, presumably the eldest son of the family, but your eyebrows are thick but lighter in color, and there is a light line under the eyebrow on the right, there is probably a younger sister under it."
Old Ba Xu looked at the fortune-teller suspiciously, waved his hands and said, "No, I'm afraid it's all information you've inquired about. What kind of ability is it? If you have the ability, you can test my luck!"
Mr. Xu was clearly playing tricks, and the fortune teller didn't know that he was going to mess things up, so how could he have found out about him in advance.All the onlookers scolded Old Ba Xu in their hearts that what they said was nothing.
The cultivation of fortune-telling is very good, and he said with a smile: "What the guest officer said is also reasonable, so how about it, I will test the good and bad luck for you again, if it is right, the money will belong to me!"
The old man couldn't help but take another look at the fortune teller. Hearing this man's tone, why did he seem to have a plan in his chest?Maybe there are a few brushes.
"Okay, if you are right, I will not only give you the money, but if someone dares to smash your intestines in the future, I, Mr. Xu, will definitely break his hands and feet." Mr. Xu looked at the fortune teller disdainfully. Yes, he seemed certain that the fortune teller would not be accurate.
The fortune teller took another look at Old Ba Xu, his brows suddenly frowned, and with a tsk, Old Ba Xu's heart suddenly rose to his throat, thinking that the fortune teller must have seen some trouble, otherwise how could he show such a thing? Come on!
"I'm afraid the guest officer won't go far these days. The Yintang is full of black air. It seems that it's not a trivial matter. I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster." As soon as the fortune-telling was finished, Old Ba Xu stood up and pointed at his nose and cursed: "Well, you fortune teller, how dare you curse me for a disaster of blood and light, my uncle is blessed with great fate, where did the disaster of blood and light come from!"
Mr. Xu raised his muscular fist and slammed it down on the fortune-teller's face. The onlookers couldn't bear to see the fortune-teller's bruised nose and swollen eyes. They closed their eyes one after another, unable to bear to look directly this scene.
There was a loud "bang", followed by a horrific scream, which made people feel goose bumps and a chill gushed out from their hearts.
Why is this voice so similar to Xu Lao Ba's voice?After everyone was startled, a doubt suddenly arose in their hearts. If the fortune teller was beaten, how could it be Xu Laoba who screamed.
When everyone opened their eyes and looked intently, they were so startled that they almost fell to the ground. The fortune teller was safe and sound, but Xu Laoba fell to the ground with blood on his forehead, and a red brick fell beside him. .
What exactly is going on?It is estimated that only Xu Laoba, the fortune teller and the old man know this doubt.
The pupils of the old man's eyes shrank instantly. He came over and picked up the red brick on the ground, and looked in the direction where the red brick flew just now. Isn't that the pawnshop he was newly building?
"Oh, master, this brick didn't hit anyone, right? The buddy accidentally threw this brick in the wrong direction when he was throwing something, and he will be fined when he goes back later." A steward ran over in a hurry, After bowing to the old man, he said out of breath.
"It's all right? Didn't you see someone lying on the ground? How do you supervise the work of the man?" When the person glanced at him, his face turned pale with horror, "This, isn't this Old Eighth Xu?"
"Isn't it? What do you think we should do now?" The old man put his hands back into his sleeves again, and couldn't help but glance at the divine fortune-teller. It was knocked down by a brick, is there such a coincidence!
The fortune teller glanced at Old Ba Xu who was lying on the ground screaming, and put a tael of silver into his sleeve with a smile, and said, "Guest officer, is what I said effective? I said in advance that the guest officer will be bloody, guest officer." Believe it or not, I can't help it."
Clutching his bleeding forehead, Old Ba Xu struggled to stand up, gave the fortune teller a vicious look, looked at the eyes of the crowd watching the joke, and squeezed his lips to get out of the crowd.
"Oh, this fortune teller is not very old, but he is not young, and he can calculate so accurately!" Exclaimed from time to time, the young master who had just spoken for the fortune teller sat on the stool, scratched the back of his head, and said, "I want to do it too." fortune telling."
"What is the son?" asked the fortune teller.
"I, I count the future!" The young master's ears were a little red, and the people who were familiar with him laughed out loud when they heard this, and joked: "Mr. Liu, how many times have you failed, are you still a future? It’s better to count it as a marriage.”
"Speak up!" the young master yelled at the crowd sternly, which made the crowd laugh even more enthusiastically.
"Young master's birth date should be written on this piece of paper." The fortune teller handed out a piece of paper and a wool
Brother Young Master quickly wrote on it, dried it and handed it to the fortune teller.
"Judging from the son's fate, he has both parents and many descendants of Yinze, but he is smart but lacks decisiveness. Fortunately, he is destined to have a noble person. Once he meets a noble person, he will be able to make a fortune in the future, and the glory of the family is just around the corner." After looking at Liu Yixin's birth date, he said slowly.
Liu Yixin smiled happily, thanked him again and again, and said: "Thank you for your kind words, if you really become prosperous in the future, I will definitely give you a generous gift, just three taels of silver, and I hope you will accept it." Liu Yixin took out a few pieces from his purse Silver, put it in front of the fortune teller.
The fortune teller raised his eyelids, collected the money, and said, "Anyone else want to tell a fortune?"
"I!" "I!" Many people in the crowd were eager to move, wanting to come up.This fortune-teller gave people like Liu Yixin so good fortune-telling, maybe his own fate was better than that of Liu Yixin, even if it was fake, it sounded comfortable.
"Let me figure it out." The old man who was standing on the sidelines coldly said suddenly, and when everyone saw him, they all shut up, not daring to argue with him.
"This uncle's face is very good." said the fortune teller.
"Haha, is it possible that you, a fortune teller, don't need to read my birth date this time?" the old man raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Where? Uncle was joking, what does Uncle want to test?" The fortune teller smiled calmly, not at all taken by the majesty of the old man, and his calm and breezy appearance really looked a bit superior.
"I'll test this character, 'ming'!" The old man took the brush and wrote the word 'ming' on the paper smoothly. .
The fortune teller glanced at the word, then at the old man's face, his frown was deeper than before.
The old man smiled, stretched his hands out of his sleeves, and said, "You don't look very good, could it be that I'm going to die soon, old man?" Almost kills a fly.
The old man's face turned down, the shallow smile disappeared all of a sudden, and a cold light appeared in his eyes, "Fortune teller, why can't you speak? Could it be that you just got the few taels of silver, and now you don't want to make money? "The old man said, looking at the fortune teller with threatening eyes.
"Alas..." The fortune teller sighed, handed the paper back to the old man, and said, "My fortune teller is just earning a living, and I don't want to risk my own life."
The old man chuckled, and the sound of the laughter only made people feel cold, "It seems that the old man spelled the word wrongly. It doesn't matter if you are a fortune-teller, the old man will never blame you."
The fortune teller hesitated for a while, sighed, and said, "Master, you, go home and let your family prepare for the funeral!"
The old man's expression changed suddenly, and he still asked with a smile, "How do you say that?"
"You poor fortune-teller, how dare you talk nonsense! Our master is very strong, he can eat three bowls of rice every meal, and he walks much faster than those young boys. How did you get into your mouth? Just get ready!" The manager yelled and cursed loudly, thinking that this fortune teller is really reckless, dare to say such a thing about the master, probably the master would have to be interrupted if he turned around.
"Shut up!" The old man glared at the steward gloomily, then turned his head and said to the fortune teller, "You, don't pay attention to him, he is not sensible, please explain this to me, old man, so I can understand , let the family prepare for the funeral when I go back later." The old man said, but the more he heard the tone, the more creepy he was!
The fortune teller seemed not to understand the meaning of his words, so he waved his hand, "The secret must not be leaked, I will test this word for you today, sir, which has greatly ruined my luck, sir, do as I say That's it, I won't take your money anymore."
After hearing this, the old man stared at the fortune-teller tightly, and everyone couldn't help worrying that the old man would beat the fortune-teller to death in anger.
The old man's eyes were sharp and sinister, but the fortune teller didn't seem to notice it, and he stood up slowly to pack his things, "My fortune teller only counts three people a day, and today's quota is already full. If you are interested, please come early tomorrow."
The fortune teller put something like a compass into a bag while talking, and walked out while saying "Rang Rang".
The old man looked at his back, gave a sound of pooh, put his hands back into his sleeves, and the person in charge stepped forward and asked, "Master, do you want someone to teach him a lesson?"
The old man took a look at him and scolded him "idiot"!He also left, the fortune-telling skill was obviously very high, the brick just hit that old man Xu for no reason!
The fortune teller glanced at him and smiled, "Guest officer, the price of this deal has not been agreed yet. If I'm right, how much money will the guest officer give you?"
Xu Laoba laughed, "You are quite confident, well, if you are right, I, Xu Laoba, will give you a tael of silver as a reward."
Many of the onlookers snorted. No matter when Xu Lao Ba said he would give the money, he really gave it in the end, and he still owes the old bustard of Chunyue Tower 18 taels of silver!I'm afraid that this fortune teller will be tricked by him again so that he doesn't even know his parents.
The fortune teller glanced at everyone, and said to Mr. Xu with a smile: "Guest officer, look, these people don't believe your words, and I, a poor fortune teller, just count on this money to buy a few bites of food today." , don't frame me!"
Mr. Xu glared at the people watching the excitement around him, and scolded: "You poor fortune teller, would I still lie to you, a poor ghost? My uncle put the money here. If you are right, the money It will be yours right away." Old Ba Xu took out a piece of broken silver from his sleeve and put it on the table.
"Tut! Tsk! Old Ba Xu, have you changed your mind today? How dare you give up such a large sum of money!" The old man with his hands in his sleeves said narrowly, Old Ba Xu wanted to scold This person, after seeing his face clearly, quickly got up and bowed his hands, "Uncle Chen, why are you here?"
"It's so lively here, come and see, sit down, just to see if this fortune teller is capable?" The old man smiled amiably, but Xu Laoba was covered in cold sweat. This old man is the local snake in this place He is the one who runs the casino brothel pawnshops in this place, and recently built a new pawnshop in Xishi, and there are many people of all levels and backgrounds under him, so Laoba Xu dare not mess with anyone.
"Okay, you old man, stand here, the sun is bright, and there is a shadow here." Xu Laoba pushed away the person standing in the shadow next to the stall, and made room for the old man to stand, with such an attitude Even his old man has never enjoyed it in his life.
The old man didn't refuse, and stood under the shadow with a smile like a Maitreya Buddha, looking straight at the fortune-teller, wondering what was going on in his heart.
"Fortune teller, you have to do your calculations carefully, or I will tear down your signboard." Old Ba Xu said viciously.
"Naturally." The fortune teller nodded, and Mr. Xu sat down on the stool in front of the table again.
The fortune teller carefully looked at Xu Laoba's face, from the heaven and the ground to the eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and after observing carefully one by one, he said with a smile: "This guest officer, from your eyebrows, the eyebrows are a little late, and the eyebrows are slightly late. Weiyuan, presumably the eldest son of the family, but your eyebrows are thick but lighter in color, and there is a light line under the eyebrow on the right, there is probably a younger sister under it."
Old Ba Xu looked at the fortune-teller suspiciously, waved his hands and said, "No, I'm afraid it's all information you've inquired about. What kind of ability is it? If you have the ability, you can test my luck!"
Mr. Xu was clearly playing tricks, and the fortune teller didn't know that he was going to mess things up, so how could he have found out about him in advance.All the onlookers scolded Old Ba Xu in their hearts that what they said was nothing.
The cultivation of fortune-telling is very good, and he said with a smile: "What the guest officer said is also reasonable, so how about it, I will test the good and bad luck for you again, if it is right, the money will belong to me!"
The old man couldn't help but take another look at the fortune teller. Hearing this man's tone, why did he seem to have a plan in his chest?Maybe there are a few brushes.
"Okay, if you are right, I will not only give you the money, but if someone dares to smash your intestines in the future, I, Mr. Xu, will definitely break his hands and feet." Mr. Xu looked at the fortune teller disdainfully. Yes, he seemed certain that the fortune teller would not be accurate.
The fortune teller took another look at Old Ba Xu, his brows suddenly frowned, and with a tsk, Old Ba Xu's heart suddenly rose to his throat, thinking that the fortune teller must have seen some trouble, otherwise how could he show such a thing? Come on!
"I'm afraid the guest officer won't go far these days. The Yintang is full of black air. It seems that it's not a trivial matter. I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster." As soon as the fortune-telling was finished, Old Ba Xu stood up and pointed at his nose and cursed: "Well, you fortune teller, how dare you curse me for a disaster of blood and light, my uncle is blessed with great fate, where did the disaster of blood and light come from!"
Mr. Xu raised his muscular fist and slammed it down on the fortune-teller's face. The onlookers couldn't bear to see the fortune-teller's bruised nose and swollen eyes. They closed their eyes one after another, unable to bear to look directly this scene.
There was a loud "bang", followed by a horrific scream, which made people feel goose bumps and a chill gushed out from their hearts.
Why is this voice so similar to Xu Lao Ba's voice?After everyone was startled, a doubt suddenly arose in their hearts. If the fortune teller was beaten, how could it be Xu Laoba who screamed.
When everyone opened their eyes and looked intently, they were so startled that they almost fell to the ground. The fortune teller was safe and sound, but Xu Laoba fell to the ground with blood on his forehead, and a red brick fell beside him. .
What exactly is going on?It is estimated that only Xu Laoba, the fortune teller and the old man know this doubt.
The pupils of the old man's eyes shrank instantly. He came over and picked up the red brick on the ground, and looked in the direction where the red brick flew just now. Isn't that the pawnshop he was newly building?
"Oh, master, this brick didn't hit anyone, right? The buddy accidentally threw this brick in the wrong direction when he was throwing something, and he will be fined when he goes back later." A steward ran over in a hurry, After bowing to the old man, he said out of breath.
"It's all right? Didn't you see someone lying on the ground? How do you supervise the work of the man?" When the person glanced at him, his face turned pale with horror, "This, isn't this Old Eighth Xu?"
"Isn't it? What do you think we should do now?" The old man put his hands back into his sleeves again, and couldn't help but glance at the divine fortune-teller. It was knocked down by a brick, is there such a coincidence!
The fortune teller glanced at Old Ba Xu who was lying on the ground screaming, and put a tael of silver into his sleeve with a smile, and said, "Guest officer, is what I said effective? I said in advance that the guest officer will be bloody, guest officer." Believe it or not, I can't help it."
Clutching his bleeding forehead, Old Ba Xu struggled to stand up, gave the fortune teller a vicious look, looked at the eyes of the crowd watching the joke, and squeezed his lips to get out of the crowd.
"Oh, this fortune teller is not very old, but he is not young, and he can calculate so accurately!" Exclaimed from time to time, the young master who had just spoken for the fortune teller sat on the stool, scratched the back of his head, and said, "I want to do it too." fortune telling."
"What is the son?" asked the fortune teller.
"I, I count the future!" The young master's ears were a little red, and the people who were familiar with him laughed out loud when they heard this, and joked: "Mr. Liu, how many times have you failed, are you still a future? It’s better to count it as a marriage.”
"Speak up!" the young master yelled at the crowd sternly, which made the crowd laugh even more enthusiastically.
"Young master's birth date should be written on this piece of paper." The fortune teller handed out a piece of paper and a wool
Brother Young Master quickly wrote on it, dried it and handed it to the fortune teller.
"Judging from the son's fate, he has both parents and many descendants of Yinze, but he is smart but lacks decisiveness. Fortunately, he is destined to have a noble person. Once he meets a noble person, he will be able to make a fortune in the future, and the glory of the family is just around the corner." After looking at Liu Yixin's birth date, he said slowly.
Liu Yixin smiled happily, thanked him again and again, and said: "Thank you for your kind words, if you really become prosperous in the future, I will definitely give you a generous gift, just three taels of silver, and I hope you will accept it." Liu Yixin took out a few pieces from his purse Silver, put it in front of the fortune teller.
The fortune teller raised his eyelids, collected the money, and said, "Anyone else want to tell a fortune?"
"I!" "I!" Many people in the crowd were eager to move, wanting to come up.This fortune-teller gave people like Liu Yixin so good fortune-telling, maybe his own fate was better than that of Liu Yixin, even if it was fake, it sounded comfortable.
"Let me figure it out." The old man who was standing on the sidelines coldly said suddenly, and when everyone saw him, they all shut up, not daring to argue with him.
"This uncle's face is very good." said the fortune teller.
"Haha, is it possible that you, a fortune teller, don't need to read my birth date this time?" the old man raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Where? Uncle was joking, what does Uncle want to test?" The fortune teller smiled calmly, not at all taken by the majesty of the old man, and his calm and breezy appearance really looked a bit superior.
"I'll test this character, 'ming'!" The old man took the brush and wrote the word 'ming' on the paper smoothly. .
The fortune teller glanced at the word, then at the old man's face, his frown was deeper than before.
The old man smiled, stretched his hands out of his sleeves, and said, "You don't look very good, could it be that I'm going to die soon, old man?" Almost kills a fly.
The old man's face turned down, the shallow smile disappeared all of a sudden, and a cold light appeared in his eyes, "Fortune teller, why can't you speak? Could it be that you just got the few taels of silver, and now you don't want to make money? "The old man said, looking at the fortune teller with threatening eyes.
"Alas..." The fortune teller sighed, handed the paper back to the old man, and said, "My fortune teller is just earning a living, and I don't want to risk my own life."
The old man chuckled, and the sound of the laughter only made people feel cold, "It seems that the old man spelled the word wrongly. It doesn't matter if you are a fortune-teller, the old man will never blame you."
The fortune teller hesitated for a while, sighed, and said, "Master, you, go home and let your family prepare for the funeral!"
The old man's expression changed suddenly, and he still asked with a smile, "How do you say that?"
"You poor fortune-teller, how dare you talk nonsense! Our master is very strong, he can eat three bowls of rice every meal, and he walks much faster than those young boys. How did you get into your mouth? Just get ready!" The manager yelled and cursed loudly, thinking that this fortune teller is really reckless, dare to say such a thing about the master, probably the master would have to be interrupted if he turned around.
"Shut up!" The old man glared at the steward gloomily, then turned his head and said to the fortune teller, "You, don't pay attention to him, he is not sensible, please explain this to me, old man, so I can understand , let the family prepare for the funeral when I go back later." The old man said, but the more he heard the tone, the more creepy he was!
The fortune teller seemed not to understand the meaning of his words, so he waved his hand, "The secret must not be leaked, I will test this word for you today, sir, which has greatly ruined my luck, sir, do as I say That's it, I won't take your money anymore."
After hearing this, the old man stared at the fortune-teller tightly, and everyone couldn't help worrying that the old man would beat the fortune-teller to death in anger.
The old man's eyes were sharp and sinister, but the fortune teller didn't seem to notice it, and he stood up slowly to pack his things, "My fortune teller only counts three people a day, and today's quota is already full. If you are interested, please come early tomorrow."
The fortune teller put something like a compass into a bag while talking, and walked out while saying "Rang Rang".
The old man looked at his back, gave a sound of pooh, put his hands back into his sleeves, and the person in charge stepped forward and asked, "Master, do you want someone to teach him a lesson?"
The old man took a look at him and scolded him "idiot"!He also left, the fortune-telling skill was obviously very high, the brick just hit that old man Xu for no reason!
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