99 Things Villains Should Do [Quick Transmigration]

late at night.

A man in ragged clothes was running wildly on the path among the woods. Suddenly, his feet staggered, and the man fell to the ground. Seeing that the two men in black behind him were about to chase him down.

"I didn't expect that I would die here..." Lin Yizhi muttered to himself in a state of embarrassment. He thought that he would travel to ancient times and make a great cause that would shake the world and leave his name in history. He didn't expect to die like this. , I'm really not reconciled!

Lin Yizhi closed his eyes and waited for death.

Piu! Piu!After two muffled sounds, the man in black hung up, and a figure walked in front of Lin Yizhi.

"Six princes!" Lin Yizhi looked at the man who brought him back from the brink of death in surprise and joy.

Hu Yao calmly grabbed Lin Yizhi, who was in a mess, and brought him back to his mansion.

Along the way, Lin Yizhi was thinking about what kind of connection he had with the Six Kings, and why he took the risk to save himself.

"Come here, take him down to wash up!" Hu Yao said to the servant rather disgusted, Lin Yizhi's body was full of bloody smell.

Lin Yizhi was rather embarrassed.

When Hu Yao saw Lin Yizhi again, he had already returned to the appearance of a handsome young man, but his face was pale and his whole body was full of weakness.

Lin Yizhi was about to kneel down and salute to thank him immediately, but Hu Yao directly supported him and said, "There is no one else here, let me get straight to the point, in fact, I also came here through time travel."

Lin Yizhi was both surprised and delighted, almost passed out under the excitement, and then there was a sense of joy of seeing fellow villagers.He didn't doubt Hu Yao's words at all, if he could say the word time travel, he must have come from time travel!

"You..." Lin Yizhi wanted to say something, but he didn't know where to start.

"When I came here, I saw the Qingping Tiao you wrote, so I knew you came here. Also, I just passed by today and saved you." Hu Yao said lightly, even if it was all timed. , it is unlikely that he is a fellow.

There are many parallel worlds with a historical similarity as high as 99.99%. Maybe Lin Yizhi's world has the bull warrior Magneto.It's just that Hu Yao never liked the nonsense of probing and probing, so he simply pointed it out.

Lin Yizhi didn't think so much, he was still immersed in the joy of finally finding a teammate.

From the modern society with mobile phones and games to such a strange historical dynasty suddenly, Lin Yizhi did not blend into the new world in a second like the protagonist of a certain novel and start his journey to the harem.

I came to a strange world alone, and there was no one around me who had a common language with me. The loneliness and lack of security were enough to drive a normal person crazy.

"I really admire those who can seamlessly insert into the new world after crossing." Lin Yizhi said.Ever since he traveled through time, he has not dared to reveal his abnormality at all. It is too tiring to disguise himself all the time. Now he is very eager to have a few more words with Hu Yao.

Hu Yao listened carefully to Lin Yizhi's confession.

"When I first traveled here, I was actually very excited!" Lin Yizhi said slowly.

Traveling to a certain fictional historical dynasty, although he was born as a commoner farming, Lin Yizhi once substituted himself into the protagonist template.

Don't all those novels start like this at a certain point?

Travel back to ancient times, and then take out the masterpieces of Li Bai, Du Fu, and Bai Juyi as your own writing. They are famous all over the world, and you can win the first prize in the exam casually, and then be appreciated by a certain prince/prime minister, giving you wealth, status, and daughter;

Self-invention|gun|powder, soap, glass, or discovering high-yield grain potatoes and sweet potatoes, was appreciated by the emperor, and then the emperor gave treasures, status, and daughters, had a happy chat with the emperor, and controlled the economic lifeline of the country. superior……

Lin Yizhi has already conceived his own future, but unfortunately, the ideal is very full, but the reality is very embarrassing.

The first step is to gain fame by writing poems, which is even more difficult.Ancient times are not modern without the Internet!

Writing a poem in a small place spreads too slowly, and it is too unrealistic to become famous overnight.

Hu Yao nodded in agreement. There are not many scholars in the backcountry, and there are no people who can read. Who knows what you wrote.In the feudal era, the emperor's decrees were not necessarily spread all over the world in a timely manner, let alone just a poem?

Lin Yizhi smiled. He soon discovered the problem of the speed of information transmission in ancient times. It would be good if the poems made by such a small person could be spread to the next village, so Lin Yizhi changed his plan. farming.

Fermenting organic fertilizers, growing grapes, and making wine, isn’t that what Traveling Farming Wen does?The top-quality wine that I brew will definitely be valued by a certain prince, a certain prince, and a certain person of high status, and then I can show off my talents and embark on the road to success as a king and a minister.

However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is still slap in the face.

Before time travel, as a science and engineering geek, Lin Yizhi's understanding of grapes was limited to the fact that grapes were delicious and wine was delicious, but he didn't know how to grow grapes at all!

Hu Yao let out a long sigh: "Oranges grown in Huainan are tangerines, and those born in Huaibei are trifoliate oranges. Regardless of the local temperature, climate, soil and precipitation, those protagonists of farming texts who have traveled through the past and directly introduced and planted new crops can succeed at the first time." , pure luck."

Besides, Hu Yao looked at Lin Yizhi contemptuously, do you know the wine making process?Dare to grow grapes to make wine?Can it be brewed according to the knowledge in the textbook?

It's okay to get two bottles to drink by yourself. If you want to produce a large amount of wine, can you do it under this production condition?Grapes are not easy to preserve. If there is no market, you will starve to death!

Lin Yizhi smiled wryly. The idea of ​​growing grapes to make wine was dismissed as soon as he appeared, because he also thought of these problems. He only had poor theoretical knowledge and no operational experience at all.

Therefore, Lin Yizhi took the third path, cooking food!With so many fancy foods in modern times, he will definitely become a generation of rich people through this road!

Then, Lin Yizhi was faced with a major problem. The ancient seasonings were too expensive, and they couldn't pay back the cost of making food!

Hu Yao nodded. Before the Ming Dynasty, pepper was imported from other countries, and many common seasonings in modern times were precious spices and medicinal materials in ancient times, and ordinary people could not afford them.

Lin Yizhi smiled, that's what happened.He has read too many novels, and he actually takes Geng Tian Wen seriously.What's more, those top relatives in his family don't agree with him going into business, because a businessman will be looked down upon.

Lin Yizhi, who had been defeated repeatedly, finally calmed down from the excitement of time travel.He decided to go to the countryside to do as the Romans do, and study with peace of mind to obtain fame.

In such a poor country, no one knows his talent, but after taking the imperial examination, it should be easier to seek an official position if you want to become famous all over the world, right?

However, Lin Yizhi found that the imperial examination was more difficult than the college entrance examination.The imperial examinations required examination of the Four Books and Five Classics, the examination of thoughts on current affairs and policies, and the writing of stereotyped essays.He, a modern person who claims to have experienced compulsory education, feels that the imperial examination is really tiring!

Most importantly, the imperial examinations of this dynasty were extremely unfriendly to common people!Those who take the imperial examination will be locked in the examination room for several days, and they will bring their own food. It is common for civilians who do not have enough to eat and suffer from malnutrition to die in the examination room.

"I thought the imperial examination was the only way for poor families to raise their sons. How can I imagine that this dynasty has no plan to give common people a way out!" Lin Yizhi said bitterly.

Hu Yao chuckled, and said to Lin Yizhi, "It looks like you used to be a science student, and you don't read much in history books."

The imperial examination system in the Sui Dynasty was a nobility recommendation system, and only those recommended by officials of the fifth rank or above could participate in the imperial examination;

The imperial examinations in the Tang Dynasty only selected 30 people a year, almost all of which were monopolized by the nobles. Li Bai was not eligible to participate in the imperial examinations. He spent thousands of dollars to hype his reputation to be appreciated by the emperor, but he was still a petty official and was squeezed out by the nobles.

Only the imperial examination system in the Song Dynasty was very close to the modern college entrance examination.

Lin Yizhi sighed. After time travel, he thought that by copying a few ancient quatrains and making some modern inventions, he would be able to enter the imperial court and become a high-ranking official and a girl, which is not realistic.

"At that time, I foolishly went to other people's pigpens to see if anyone fed sweet potatoes to pigs." Lin Yizhi continued, those protagonists in time-traveling novels can casually feed sheep in the valley or pigpen. Quan found potatoes, and he didn't give up trying.

Hu Yao let out a chuckle: "Potatoes are originally from South America, traveling to ancient times to find potatoes on the Asian continent? It's purely a dream.

Even if there are potatoes, how can they be fed to pigs?Most of the ancient farmers did not have enough to eat or wear warm clothes. Potatoes or sweet potatoes looked like tubers no matter how they looked at them.Besides, you have seen how pigs were raised in ancient times, right? "

Lin Yizhi seemed to recall some unbearable things, with a disgusted expression on his face, the ancient way of raising pigs was really unacceptable. [note 1]

In the end, Lin Yizhi succeeded in obtaining the fame and fame, and became an imperial edict. From time to time, he took out a poem by Li Bai and Du Fu to pretend to be forceful, and occasionally revealed some modern knowledge. It is not too comfortable to live like this.

Then, Lin Yizhi was "sick" and "died of illness" within a few days.In fact, Lin Yizhi was taken away by the third prince, and he was tortured to write out all the modern knowledge he knew.

Hu Yao said calmly: "In the modern age of the 21st century, there are many unscrupulous tutors who snatch the first signature of students' papers. What's more, this feudal era where the moral level is not very high?

In order to snatch the two poems, there are people who killed their relatives.Song Zhiwen of the Tang Dynasty snatched his nephew's poems, and then killed his nephew Liu Xiyi.

In ancient times, so much wisdom that did not conform to the times was suddenly revealed, and there was no background. This kind of fate is the normal trend. "

Those who travel back to farming and inventing, think that they have some |gun|powder formula and the secret of soil fertilization, and others will respect and praise you, which is simply nonsense!

Severe torture, it depends on whether you say it or not?

In the feudal era, a commoner wanted to talk about reason and human rights?Hehehe...

Lin Yizhi's thoughts that were pent up in his heart were finally expressed quickly. Although his face was still pale, the worry lingering between his brows was much less.

"I wrote down everything I could think of, but the third prince wanted to kill me immediately. I tried my best to escape, and then I met you." Lin Yizhi said with some fear.

Lin Yizhi always felt that he was still a man, even if he was kidnapped, he would be under house arrest at most, and he would have to eat and drink for him.Unexpectedly, the Third Prince tortured him directly, so wouldn't he be afraid of accidentally beating him to death?

Hu Yao looked at Lin Yizhi suspiciously. After being hit so many times, why does he still regard himself as the hero?Whether you are kidnapped, captured, or captured alive by the enemy, are you reluctant to hurt a strand of your hair?

Even if you are a talent, so what, if you can't use it for yourself, it is useless. If you die, you will die. The third prince has no loss.On the contrary, if he can get any useful information from your mouth, he has earned it.No matter what, how do you think he will treat you?

Do you think you are the only superman, the only superhuman, the only reborn person in the world, so you won't be dissected, tortured, and sliced?

If the dissection fails, there is almost no loss, and what is now will be what it will be in the future.If it succeeds, it will be famous in the contemporary era.Are there few things that damage the only sample in human history?

Lin Yizhi's face turned red from the blow.

"I think you should have crossed with Goldfinger," Hu Yao said.

"How can you be so miserable if you have a golden finger?" Lin Yizhi thought it was funny.

"Goldfinger who escaped death." Hu Yao said firmly.

To be able to escape from the well-protected palace, and to be able to save him just as he was about to die, Hu Yao happened to pass by and rescued him, this already speaks volumes.

Lin Yizhi didn't believe it.This is not a fantasy world. After being hanged and beaten, he suddenly had an epiphany on the line of life and death, and then crazily upgraded his opponent.

"I didn't expect that after finally becoming an official, it would end up like this..." Lin Yizhi sighed, but he didn't regret it at all.

Not long after he traveled here, he decided that he must be an official!He is not an official fan, he just wants to gain a dignity, the dignity of not needing to kneel down when he sees someone!

Is it interesting to be a commoner and farm for a lifetime?

Kneel when you meet the county magistrate, kneel when you see the magistrate, kneel when you see the prince, even if you meet the lowest-level yamen servants, you have to be careful to accompany your smiling face.

As a modern person, Lin Yizhi couldn't accept it at all!Even if the opponent is the emperor, he doesn't want to kneel at all.

Because this is the contempt of advanced civilizations for backward civilizations.This is the sense of superiority of modern man, and he will never shake this idea!

But the reality is that even if he becomes an official, he still has to kneel down to these ignorant ancient people and bow three times and nine times in order to survive.

"Only the Qing Dynasty had the habit of kneeling three times and knocking nine times, officials kneeling to play the emperor's song." Hu Yao said lightly.

Lin Yizhi was surprised: "Didn't you need to kneel down when you met the emperor in ancient times? I watched all the TV dramas in the Tang Dynasty act like this."

Hu Yao despised it: "Are you watching the legend of Wu Datou? The bad habits of the Qing Dynasty were imposed on the Tang Dynasty."

Lin Yizhi was a little at a loss. As a science student, most of his historical knowledge was learned from TV dramas.

"This is just a cultural invasion, a means of imperial control by the rulers of the Qing Dynasty. I didn't expect it to spread to modern society." Hu Yao said with a sigh. The culture of the Qing Dynasty has long been a part of Chinese civilization, and the culture has long been integrated. It is normal for people of later generations to use this standard to examine the earlier dynasties.

Lin Yizhi was even more puzzled: "So why do those girls always like to travel to the Qing Dynasty?" The treatment in the Qing Dynasty was so bad, and officials didn't have any human rights.

"Because of love~" Hu Yao said jokingly, the Qing Dynasty, which most liked to engage in internal fighting, was the battlefield for girls with brains in love.

"Only in this dynasty can she become the harem of a certain handsome guy, fight with a group of women, and work hard to increase the frequency of sex life of a certain emperor/prince/elder brother.

How can such a film and television work be defined as a heroine? "

When Hu Yao spoke, his tone was full of contempt and disdain. Lin Yizhi didn't feel comfortable listening, and said, "It's just some little girl's fantasy. It's their freedom. Why do you say so meanly?" People."

Hu Yao rolled her eyes: "It's my freedom to despise them." It's a palace-fighting drama that advocates fighting for men's favor all day long, and whoever has more children and more boys is the ultimate winner. Reversing the progress of women!

Basically all Gongdou and Zhaidou can be summed up in the following books: "Risk Assessment of Entering the Harem", "The History of the Little Three's Fortune", "Second | Milk's Autobiography: Steady Progress", "From N Milk to Big Brother in X Years" Wife".

Why would Mao pass the trial for this kind of TV series?Is there an indescribable force dominating?

Lin Yizhi laughed out loud. Although there were a lot of nonsense rumors and a little bit of acrimony, but talking to him, Lin Yizhi was very happy, and there was an inexplicable cheerfulness in his heart.

Hu Yao sighed, and said, "Don't think I'm alarmist. What I said just now is just superficial. The worst idea conveyed by Gongdou Zhaidou is actually infanticide!"

Lin Yizhi immediately understood what Hu Yao meant. The safflower musk and smallpox epidemics were all harming pregnant women and children. It was really a crime.

Lin Yizhi frowned, and suddenly remembered what he had seen and heard since time travel, and asked, "Why does this feudal dynasty in another world have the shadow of Qing Dynasty culture?"

Hu Yao replied: "There are too many parallel worlds. Who knows why the culture here has become like this. But I have a more reliable guess."

Lin Yizhi urged: "What guesses, don't make people hungry, tell me quickly!"

Hu Yao looked at Lin Yizhi seriously, and said seriously: "This is very likely a world in a book!"

This chaotic imperial examination system, chaotic official system, chaotic feudal etiquette, it is very likely that the world evolved from the writing of a certain author. The author wrote all the things of different dynasties together, so it became so chaotic.

Lin Yizhi was shocked, I don't read much, so don't lie to me.Then he calmed down again, this kind of thing can happen even if he travels through time, and it is not impossible to pass through a book.It's just changing from modern people looking down on ancient people to looking down on low dimensions from high dimensions.

In fact, Hu Yao didn't say a word, he has already roughly determined what kind of book this is, and it is very likely that it is Gongdou!

After all, the emperor does not go to court every day, and spends all day around the harem, and the affairs of the harem are like entertainment news, with rumors spreading every day.

Hu Yao looked at Lin Yizhi with regret: "It's a pity that you are not a girl."

Lin Yizhi covered his chest in shock, what do you want to do?

"Of course it is Chao Gang!" Hu Yao said as a matter of course.

Hu Yao has already started brainstorming, if Lin Yizhi is a girl, then send him to the palace.

Lin Yizhi pretended not to enter the palace, and then began to pretend to be sick; then deliberately sang and danced on the emperor's only way, pretending to meet the emperor by chance, pretending not to know him, and having fun together;

Afterwards, Lin Yizhi wanted to refuse and welcome, and won the favor and made his way to the sky. He killed the domineering concubine, the insidious queen, and the stallion emperor, and said in front of the emperor's corpse: "After all, it was infatuation that made a mistake." Finally happy became the queen mother.

Lin Yizhi held Hu Yao's hands with pity: "My good brother, don't just drink, eat cephalosporin when you have time." Was this kind of slutty trick planned with toes?

Hu Yao shook off his hand: "Such a perfect plan, don't you want to express something?"

Lin Yizhi despises, expressing a woolly idea, you can't blend into the environment at first glance, the sequelae of time travel broke out, and you are crazy!

"The harem Marysu drama that I personally directed is the most interesting!" Hu Yao clenched her fists and said seriously.

This road won't work. In fact, Hu Yao still has many alternatives, such as the wild chrysanthemums by the Daming Lake, such as the orange cat for the prince...

Lin Yizhi was not interested in listening to Hu Yao's nonsense here, so he directly occupied the place to sleep. He was too tired. He had been working hard every day since time travel, and today he could finally have a good rest.

Hu Yao sighed, if he really wanted to rebel, wouldn't it be enough to directly use physical | physical | destruction to brutally destroy all political enemies?

He said that those thoughts were purely full of food and had nothing to do, and there were no fart entertainment activities in the feudal era, and he just wanted to have fun for himself.

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"Third Prince, someone rescued Lin Yizhi, it seems that someone from the Sixth Prince rescued him..." The leader of the guard knelt on the ground and said cautiously.

"That lunatic..." The third prince wondered, could it be that the sixth child was always pretending to be crazy, and he also saw the value of Lin Yizhi?

He had carefully discussed with his staff what he got from Lin Yizhi's mouth.

very useful!Putting all these credits on myself is really beneficial for me to become the crown prince!

However, this group of trash actually made Lin Yizhi run out!

What if Lin Yizhi told others about these things?

"My lord, don't worry too much!" A delicate beauty in red came out from behind the screen.

"What's your opinion, Concubine Ai?" The Third Prince asked aloud.

A smile curled up on the lips of the beauty in red: "It's just a Hanlin from a humble background. I heard that his relatives have occupied his house and divided up his property..."

The author has something to say: [Note 1]: Readers are invited to search for the ancient ways of raising pigs.

The reason why the "Honeycomb Project" in the last chapter was not written is because it may be harmonized; secondly, because I wrote it and found that someone has already implemented this idea in reality. India's caste system and "Honeycomb Project" are very near.

Song Zhiwen killed Liu Xiyi in order to snatch the poem "flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year".

I don't want to write such a plot about ancient history anymore. I found my head hurts after checking the information. Please point out any mistakes.