99 Things Villains Should Do [Quick Transmigration]

"This is the salary for you. I'm completely out of business. My manager has given up on me. I'm going bankrupt. You should leave now." Ye Han said to his assistant with a wry smile.

Hu Yao, who had just crossed over, was stunned for a second, alas, there is such a caring boss in this world, he was about to go bankrupt and still remembered to pay his employees wages!

It's really rare in a thousand years!Hu Yaomiao decided to stay and help him.

Ye Han despised him, what can your little assistant do for you?Just get out of the vortex early and stay out of trouble.

Hu Yao has a general understanding of the situation. Ye Han is a popular and popular young meat, but he doesn't know which big guy he has offended. Recently, someone has always targeted him. Recently, his scandal broke out, and his whole personality has collapsed. .

Because of the scandal, he is now facing huge compensation, and the company has probably given up on him.

Hu Yao sighed, it's not easy to sell a persona, now that this persona has collapsed, it's time to sell another persona.

Ye Han: "..." Although what you said is right, why do I find it weird.

"The money is still in your hands and there is no compensation?" Hu Yao asked.

Ye Han nodded, but the money would not belong to him soon.

"If you still have money, it will be easy!" Hu Yao said firmly, and then began to ask carefully about Ye Han's reputation crisis this time.

Ye Han is now caught in the middle of a scandal. A certain internet celebrity posted a blog claiming to have photographed Ye Han and a strange woman going in and out of a hotel late at night. The picture is blurry and the back is not clear.

However, the internet celebrity man claimed that when the amount of attention reached XXXXX, he would enlarge the high-definition picture...

Hu Yao suggested: "Follow the normal process first, spend money to seal it → delete the photo."

Ye Han replied dejectedly: "This method has already been tried, and the other party doesn't buy it."

"What important person have you offended recently?" Hu Yao asked.

Ye Han was surprised, no, in their line of business, it is impossible to tear their skin apart unless they have to. At most, they would buy the other party's black material.

To screw him to death like this, Ye Han couldn't think of anyone who hated him so much.

"Forget it, let's look at the situation in front of us." Hu Yao said.

"The first step, you have to play the sympathy card first, and divert the public's attention. If you want them not to bite this matter, you can only let them bite another more serious material..."

Hu Yao told Ye Han that playing the sympathy card will never go out of style and has been tried and tested.

He has seen a lot of bastards in the comprehension world who kill people, seize treasures and destroy people. As long as he has an incomparably miserable life experience and a slightly higher appearance, people will immediately think that he is justifiable. Yes, forced and helpless.

"What you have to do now is to show your beautiful and strong side in front of the public." Hu Yao said seriously.

Ye Han said that he didn't understand, what else could he sell now?

Hu Yao despises it, without us we can create it, isn’t your travel route already public?

At that time, there may be angry youths / black fans / illegitimate fans, arrange two people to be babysitters, pretend to be fans to pick up the plane, but an accident happens accidentally, you are desperate to save people, and you will suffer badly if you are not careful hurt.

"Remember, you must have red eye circles when the time comes, and act out the feeling of wanting to save more people and use your body to help them block the hurt, and create the illusion of selflessness." Hu Yao earnestly instructed.

Ye Han: "...", the lower limit has been refreshed a bit, but why is he so excited?Could it be that he was born with the potential to be a bad guy?

The first step went smoothly, and the public's attention was easily diverted. Ye Han was in a good mood, and continued to ask his military advisor, Hu Yao, what to do next.

"The second step is to deal with that Internet celebrity." Hu Yao said calmly.

Ye Han reminded Hu Yao that this is the most critical part of the problem. He has tried many methods, but the other party is not willing to accept the soft and hard. Just to discredit him.

"Did you really go to the hotel that night?" Hu Yao asked seriously.

Ye Han flipped the table, didn't I do anything, don't you, an assistant, know!

Hu Yao rolled her eyes, why would I care about your privacy.

Ye Han sighed. Celebrities are human beings, and they have their own private lives. Even if this incident is true, does it prove that he is a scum of bad character?

"This Internet celebrity is actually the best way to deal with it." Hu Yao assured her.

An ordinary public relations team may not be able to do anything about this kind of Internet celebrity who has a certain degree of attention, but for an old devil like Hu Yao who wears human skin, it couldn't be easier...

Hu Yao sneaked into the net red man's residence secretly, and broke his pulse with a palm. This kind of person who takes money to throw other people's dirty water is really cheap to him.

According to the forensic diagnosis, staying up late caused cardiac arrhythmia and sudden death, reminding the majority of netizens to rest early at night~.

Without the stone hammer, Ye Han's reputation crisis was successfully resolved, and Internet celebrities were only treated as people who rubbed their hearts.

There has never been a shortage of conspiracy theorists on the Internet. Just as the Internet celebrity was about to expose Ye Han's bed photo, he died suddenly. No matter how you look at it, it is tricky.

But there is no evidence!

Don't you know about the Simpson murder case?Have you never heard of the ogre Sagawa Issei?What if the whole world knew they were murderers?

Reality is not speculative fiction!

Ye Han saw the news of the sudden death of a famous man on the headlines, and he didn't feel the joy of getting through the crisis at all. When he faced Hu Yao, he felt a lot more restrained. Ye Han asked Hu Yao who you are.

Hu Yao told him that it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is you, you don't even know who your enemy is now.

The enemy is dark and we are clear, your situation is very unfavorable, maybe when the next crisis will break out.

Ye Han immediately became nervous, what should he do now?

Of course, it is to find a way to **** all your black history!

……

"I said, why would you accept such a bad film?" Hu Yao looked at the script in Ye Han's hand speechlessly.

This is a script for a horror movie. A group of beautiful boys and girls come to X Island X Mountain or Widow Village or something.

Then the actresses wore | revealing clothes, staged a lively scene, and then they were killed one by one.

In the end, the murderer is of course mentally ill, split personality, or pretending to be a ghost...

This is not the most important thing, the most critical issue is that Ye Han's salary is frighteningly high!

This is very strange.

It's not a problem for the agency to arrange this kind of third-rate bad movie for Ye Han who has just been laundered, but the problem of such a high salary is serious.

What was the budget for this movie?

Hu Yao quietly checked, and the investment budget was ridiculously high.

but!These rudimentary props, this rubbish equipment, and this novice special effects team are all telling Hu Yao the fact that this movie is used to launder|money!

"Your brokerage company has no long-term considerations for you at all. It only intends to squeeze your short-term interests. There is no way out for traffic stars." Hu Yao came to such a conclusion.

Ye Han said that you know a P!

The entertainment industry is just a miniature version of social culture. You see, every day there are people who criticize Xiao Xianrou for lack of acting skills and actors for misleading the country. Aren’t these traffic stars still thriving?

It is the audience who chooses the stars, not the stars who choose the audience!

So what about money-laundering third-rate horror movies, as long as a certain traffic name is played, there are still people willing to spend money.

Investors used the popularity of traffic stars to fabricate box office data, and the black money was laundered.

"Senior!" A nympho-looking little girl walked towards Ye Han.

Ye Han immediately went to the bathroom, and the nympho girl stood for a while before leaving sullenly.

Seeing this scene, a horrifying thought appeared in Hu Yao's mind. Judging from his routines of traveling these times, could it be...

Hu Yao directly rushed into the bathroom, and asked Ye Han who was hiding inside: "Is that girl a little confused just now, and often made mistakes at work?"

"Yes." Ye Han replied suspiciously.

"Every time she makes a mistake, does she run into some important person by chance?" Hu Yao continued to ask.

Ye Han recalled it for a while, but didn't notice it at all.

"Then to change the question, is this girl expressing all kinds of hints that you two have a great relationship, and turning a blind eye to your rejection, making you look like a scumbag?" Hu Yao said again.

Ye Han nodded immediately, yes, no matter how much she rejected this girl, she would ignore it, and always regarded herself as Ye Han's main palace.

"It's over for you, you seem to have offended the female lead of the entertainment industry." Hu Yao sighed and said to Ye Han,

Ye Han: "??? Why can't I understand anything?"

Hu Yao told Ye Han categorically: "Right now there must be a certain CEO/a certain investor/a certain funder secretly watching this girl.

This nympho girl must have accidentally poured coffee on them, or accidentally poured boiling water on them, or fell on the ground in front of them, anyway, there are so many possibilities.

So they were attracted by this pure and unpretentious girl, his/him/his or her love for this nympho girl is like the water of the Yellow River endlessly...,

But unfortunately, the nympho girl doesn't like him.

There is a white moonlight in the heart of the nympho girl, and that white moonlight is you! "

"Are you going to say that those bosses saw me turning a blind eye to her hospitality, and that's why they retaliated against me?" Ye Han thought that his assistant must have read too many novels, and the plot of such a brainstorming story would be unreasonable. I can imagine that it would be a pity not to be a screenwriter.

At the movie's wrap-up banquet, Ye Han drank too much in a daze, supported him with both hands and walked towards a certain room in the hotel.

The buttons of the shirt were unbuttoned one by one, and just as they were about to take pictures, the door suddenly opened.

"Who are you!" Hu Yao was questioned by the person who was planning to do something wrong.

Piu!The bitch was directly knocked out by Hu Yao.

A bucket of cold water was poured on Ye Han's head, Ye Han suddenly opened his eyes, his face was flushed and he was not very sober.

Hu Yao slapped him a few more times, and Ye Han finally regained consciousness.

"You were almost raped, you really don't have any sense of prevention!" Hu Yao said bitterly.

Unsurprisingly, Ye Han caught a cold, and said, "I said, can't you be gentler?"

Hu Yao despises: "If you didn't wake you up with cold water, you don't know what will happen now!"

"Then why does my face hurt so much!" Wrapped in a small quilt, Ye Han accused tremblingly.

"That's because, I'll go get you cold medicine..." Hu Yao slipped away.

Hu Yao killed a certain boss who silently had a crush on the nympho girl.

If he doesn't pursue the girl he likes in an open and honest manner, but mercilessly persecutes other men around the girl, this person is simply sick!

As for the nympho girl without the escort of a boss, the society will let her mature slowly.

The author has something to say: This chapter is pure nonsense!